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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    "WE GOT A NEW MONITOR AND NOW MY ICONS ARE ALL SMALL AND I HAVE GLAUCOMA WHY ARE THEY SO SMALL"

    You know what I'm dealing with you after lunch.

    I just spent 3 hours setting up the SQL reporting services for the web hub for a new bank and I need to replenish my giveafucks, which have been all wasted.

    We have this 3rd party software that I have set up on a few workstations. It's a buggy piece of shit, but the alternative costs $texas so I manage around the bugs. One of the bugs is a pop up window that's supposed to show very specific information but is blank. It's not often but it's frequent enough that I submitted a help ticket for it. It's random and I can't duplicate it at-will, but I have provided screenshots. One of the responses I got to my ticket was:

    "What kind of monitor do you have? Maybe your monitor is bad."

    :?

    Ferala5ehrenShadowfirejungleroomxDonovan PuppyfuckerMvrckErin The Red
  • ThawmusThawmus +Jackface Registered User regular
    Oh the days I used Hotdog Stand on my computer.

    I don't know how I've retained 20/20 vision.

    Twitch: Thawmus83
    jungleroomx
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Our main software, the application that drives our entire business, does not play nicely with Windows's DPI settings. It has to be on 100% desktop scaling or else important buttons disappear and the software becomes unusable.

    This has made our transition to Windows 10 and retina-PPI screens "interesting."

    And by "interesting" I mean we have to set all of our Windows 10 installations to 1080p or similar regardless of the native resolution of the respective devices, and just nod our heads and look sympathetic when people complain that their screens are "blurry."

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    TL DR
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    dynamic DPI scaling is annoying as piss in general to program for

    WPF and UWP make it bearable but it's still one of those "uggggggggggggggggggggggggggh" things that no one would ever be okay with me spending 25% of my development time on UIs

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    dynamic DPI scaling is annoying as piss in general to program for

    WPF and UWP make it bearable but it's still one of those "uggggggggggggggggggggggggggh" things that no one would ever be okay with me spending 25% of my development time on UIs

    *cracks whip*
    BACK TO THE XAML MINES, DEV

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    wunderbarbowenVladimerFeral
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Entaru wrote: »
    "WE GOT A NEW MONITOR AND NOW MY ICONS ARE ALL SMALL AND I HAVE GLAUCOMA WHY ARE THEY SO SMALL"

    You know what I'm dealing with you after lunch.

    I just spent 3 hours setting up the SQL reporting services for the web hub for a new bank and I need to replenish my giveafucks, which have been all wasted.

    This is super easy. I just give them smaller desktops.

    Want the icons bigger? 800x600 or some other variation for you!

    Yeah, you'd think that'd be the solution.

    That will result in 25 calls of "NOW OUR ICONS ARE TOO BIG WHAT HAPPENED I LIKED THEM THE WAY THEY WERE"

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    @Aioua

    do you have any powershell tools to map a word dictionary on a network drive to a local install of MSWord?

    We have a whole bunch of medical words in a custom word 2013 dictionary but doing it manually for every PC isn't feasible.

    \\server\publicshare\medical.dic, I want it to be the primary dictionary that words are added to as well, any secrets or tools you might know for this?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • SeidkonaSeidkona Had an upgrade Registered User regular
    Entaru wrote: »
    "WE GOT A NEW MONITOR AND NOW MY ICONS ARE ALL SMALL AND I HAVE GLAUCOMA WHY ARE THEY SO SMALL"

    You know what I'm dealing with you after lunch.

    I just spent 3 hours setting up the SQL reporting services for the web hub for a new bank and I need to replenish my giveafucks, which have been all wasted.

    This is super easy. I just give them smaller desktops.

    Want the icons bigger? 800x600 or some other variation for you!

    Yeah, you'd think that'd be the solution.

    That will result in 25 calls of "NOW OUR ICONS ARE TOO BIG WHAT HAPPENED I LIKED THEM THE WAY THEY WERE"

    Working as intended.

    Ticket Closed.

    Mostly just huntin' monsters.
    XBL:Phenyhelm - 3DS:Phenyhelm
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    @Aioua

    do you have any powershell tools to map a word dictionary on a network drive to a local install of MSWord?

    We have a whole bunch of medical words in a custom word 2013 dictionary but doing it manually for every PC isn't feasible.

    \\server\publicshare\medical.dic, I want it to be the primary dictionary that words are added to as well, any secrets or tools you might know for this?

    Never messed with that.

    The settings appear to exist as registry keys
    which means you could powershell it without too much hassle once you figure out what the keys are supposed to look like.

    Or hell just export it as a .reg

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    @Aioua

    do you have any powershell tools to map a word dictionary on a network drive to a local install of MSWord?

    We have a whole bunch of medical words in a custom word 2013 dictionary but doing it manually for every PC isn't feasible.

    \\server\publicshare\medical.dic, I want it to be the primary dictionary that words are added to as well, any secrets or tools you might know for this?

    Never messed with that.

    The settings appear to exist as registry keys
    which means you could powershell it without too much hassle once you figure out what the keys are supposed to look like.

    Or hell just export it as a .reg

    yeah I tried the reg method and it didn't work at all

    I need something that loads up on startup for domain computers

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    iono then

    it comes down to where and how those settings are stored

    if you can find that you can manipulate it

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    if I had my way all application configuration would be in plaintext files

    to be honest I don't understand why this isn't the case

    who are the devs all like "hey let's make all the settings in a giant blob of binary FUCK anyone who wants to change these without using the GUI"

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    bowenDelzhand
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    if I had my way all application configuration would be in plaintext files

    to be honest I don't understand why this isn't the case

    who are the devs all like "hey let's make all the settings in a giant blob of binary FUCK anyone who wants to change these without using the GUI"

    Especially since that clutters it up and makes everything dog slow eventually.

    All apps should be portable, excluding licensing, just based off the folder they're in. You should be able to drag and drop it anywhere on your hard drive, or another computer.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    AiouaFeralMvrckErin The Red
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Yep

    edit: reiterating that this isn't a problem per se, more of a curiosity.

    I'm not sure how to interpret these awesomes!

    Seidkona
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Bowen, could you just overwrite the default custom.dic (assuming you can import the contents of the original into your medical dictionary first)?

    Darkewolfe
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    @Aioua

    do you have any powershell tools to map a word dictionary on a network drive to a local install of MSWord?

    We have a whole bunch of medical words in a custom word 2013 dictionary but doing it manually for every PC isn't feasible.

    \\server\publicshare\medical.dic, I want it to be the primary dictionary that words are added to as well, any secrets or tools you might know for this?

    Just compile a homebrew C++ app.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • hippofanthippofant ティンク Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Yep

    edit: reiterating that this isn't a problem per se, more of a curiosity.

    I'm not sure how to interpret these awesomes!

    Some people are really happy that users can log in with the correct NetBIOS name.

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Yeah I wanted something lightweight but it's looking like that's not an option, ew.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • SiliconStewSiliconStew Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    The only domain in the forest is acmecompany.com but as you suggested the pre-Windows 2000 name is acmecompanycom (no period),

    Oh my dear god, what kind of monster would do that?

    Just remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence.
  • RandomHajileRandomHajile Not actually a Snatcher The New KremlinRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    @Aioua

    do you have any powershell tools to map a word dictionary on a network drive to a local install of MSWord?

    We have a whole bunch of medical words in a custom word 2013 dictionary but doing it manually for every PC isn't feasible.

    \\server\publicshare\medical.dic, I want it to be the primary dictionary that words are added to as well, any secrets or tools you might know for this?
    I'll show you my medical.dic!

    No but seriously, this seems like something you should do in Group Policy.

    Feral
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    Entaru wrote: »
    Entaru wrote: »
    "WE GOT A NEW MONITOR AND NOW MY ICONS ARE ALL SMALL AND I HAVE GLAUCOMA WHY ARE THEY SO SMALL"

    You know what I'm dealing with you after lunch.

    I just spent 3 hours setting up the SQL reporting services for the web hub for a new bank and I need to replenish my giveafucks, which have been all wasted.

    This is super easy. I just give them smaller desktops.

    Want the icons bigger? 800x600 or some other variation for you!

    Yeah, you'd think that'd be the solution.

    That will result in 25 calls of "NOW OUR ICONS ARE TOO BIG WHAT HAPPENED I LIKED THEM THE WAY THEY WERE"

    Working as intended.

    Ticket Closed.

    Follow-up:

    Turns out the problem was located entirely within our banking software. It wasn't scaling like the user wanted after they got Windows looking how they wanted.

    *redirect ticket to Bank Support*

    Ain't a damn thing more satisfying than "not my fucking problem"

    jungleroomx on
    ThawmusErin The Red
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    It's been "Not My Fucking Problem Friday" today.

    Glorious.

    LD50FeralThawmus
  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    comic.php?date=01072005

    ShadowfireFeralAiouaDonovan Puppyfucker
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    So a friend of mine was fired from our company, and after he received a copy of his employee file, he strongly recommended I have a look in mine.

    Well, that's pretty fucking eye opening. Since we got a new manager (who came from a vastly bigger corporation), they have basically been building a case against he and I (and by extension, I assume every other employee there) to fire you just in case they ever need to.

    Every single time I ever emailed or called to say I would be 10 minutes late to work for any reason at all is in there. Any time there was the slightest question about if I handled an issue correctly or fixed something properly is in there. Every time I popped my head in to my boss's office to ask him a quick question is in there. There was a dress code warning that I never saw or signed in there. Every time they could remotely construe that I cost the company time or money is in there. Example, I threw a bunch of hard drives in our shredder box, and forgot to write down the serial number on one of the ~30 drives i dumped that day. I had to open the drop box up and verify the serial numbers on all the drives inside. That cost the company an hour of time. Held against me on my employee file. Example two, I took a PC on site to install at a client and it wouldn't boot after being perfectly fine on the bench the day before. There were other PCs installed but that one had to be brought back and rebuilt. That two hours for the rebuild is held against me. Entries in it omit shit in order to paint me in a very negative light. I assume it's a running document to justify fighting us should we ever file for unemployment.

    There's exactly 1 positive entry in the whole fucking thing and it was by the old manager, not this new guy. I've had positive interactions with him. I've been told I did a good job on something. I've been told they were impressed by something or pleased with results. None of that shit is in there. All it has is a log of all the times they felt I either cost the company time/money, or fucked up.

    Cog on
    Feral
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    That doesn't sound like "vastly bigger corporation" policy.

    That sounds like "I'm an asshole/idiot/fuckaroo (pick one) manager" policy

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    RandomHajileShadowfireAiouaSeidkonaDonovan Puppyfuckerlwt1973schussMvrckNaphtaliErin The Red
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    It looks like all he does with his time is sit around and build a just-in-case file to fire you with.

    bowenInfidelRandomHajileSeidkonaDonovan PuppyfuckerErin The Red
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    Possibly related: I am putting myself back on the job market now.

    Cog on
    bowenFeralInfidelThawmusjungleroomxGhotiRandomHajileShadowfireSeidkonaDarkewolfedonavannjDonovan PuppyfuckerMvrckErin The Red
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    sounds like that should go in his record and maybe you should look into talking to a lawyer (especially if you have a contract)

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    Cog
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Holy shit, Cog

    CogbowenThawmusSeidkonaDonovan PuppyfuckerErin The Red
  • hippofanthippofant ティンク Registered User regular
    Does he know that you've seen your file?

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    let's go into business together cog

    I don't know for what

    or for who

    but let's do it

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    CogSeidkona
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Holy shit, Cog

    My friend's file included notes that he neglected to fill out and submit his final time card for the week that they fired him, or the ticket details and documentation for the ticket he was still working on when they let him go.

  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    hippofant wrote: »
    Does he know that you've seen your file?

    You have to request it from HR. I received a copy. I assume that my original file now includes a note that I requested to see my file.

    RandomHajileEcho
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Sarcastic awesome on Cog's post.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    bowenCogjungleroomxwunderbarShadowfireSeidkona
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    let's go into business together cog

    I don't know for what

    or for who

    but let's do it

    With blackjack. And hookers.

    bowenFeralSeidkona
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    I mean, the more I read, if your ticket summary is "I arrived precisely on time and completed the assignment quickly and flawlessly" then the result in your employee file is nothing. If the incident is any less glowing than that, they note whatever it is that fell short of "on time" or "flawless".

    Feral
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    your manager is insecure as fuck and is incompetent at their job

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    schuss
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    They put a note in his employee file for not submitting his timecard for the week that ended after they fucking fired him and escorted him out of the building, for fuck sake!

    Feral
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