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Jon Su[chat]o

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Orfon replace show us your Ahegao

    can we not make this hentai [chat] please? I'd like to have one after this.

    Fair enough? you up for hots tonight?

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Also 21st you just outed yourself as a purveyor of the LEWD

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    emnmnme21stCentury
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    i average 5.7km a day

    i would like this to be higher but i've only been walking to work for about 2 months now

    apparently my walk to and from work is about 15km a day but being honest i get the bus for some of the journey because leaving the house on time in the morning is hard

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    latest ERB was both dumb and bad

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    things that should exist:

    hentai dubbed by Gilbert Gottfried playing all the parts

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
    wanderingHerrCronshryke
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Hmmmmm I don't like this Google keyboard. I wish Swiftkey hadn't started sucking.

    I'm a swype man myself

    hmmmm

    I used swype long long ago in the before times

    I shall try it

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Ok I think it's time to get my life together

    Starting obviously with taking the dogs to the park

    wandering
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    i average 5.7km a day

    i would like this to be higher but i've only been walking to work for about 2 months now

    apparently my walk to and from work is about 15km a day but being honest i get the bus for some of the journey because leaving the house on time in the morning is hard

    I feel like my health will plummet off a cliff when I like, get a house in the burbs and a proper job I have to drive to

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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Registered User regular
    Ahegao???

    *googles on phone*

    sri6axfnipka.jpg

    HAVELOCK2.0! NEW LOOK, SAME TASTE!
    AresProphetJuliusSeal
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    i average 5.7km a day

    i would like this to be higher but i've only been walking to work for about 2 months now

    apparently my walk to and from work is about 15km a day but being honest i get the bus for some of the journey because leaving the house on time in the morning is hard

    I feel like my health will plummet off a cliff when I like, get a house in the burbs and a proper job I have to drive to

    my health has plumutted since i injured my leg and mainly just sit at my desk in work

    i've gained like 20kg in the past year and i was fat to begin with

    i am getting my shit together but it is a slow process

    wandering
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    latest ERB was both dumb and bad

    wait really?

    I just watched it and it wasn't nearly as bad as a few of the other recent ones

    the political one this year was trash, and the ash vs darwin one was dumb, but gretzky vs hawk wasn't that awful

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Oh my god only one free stall but there's no lock

    Oh god

    Soon my butt will be forcing my hand

    Organichu on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Oh my god only one free stall but there's no lock

    Oh god

    Soon my butt will be forcing my hand

    Does the door open in or out?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    In

  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    can you keep it closed with your foot while you grab onto the TP holder for leverage?

    Havelock2.0Eddy
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Registered User regular
    rip chu

    HAVELOCK2.0! NEW LOOK, SAME TASTE!
    TL DRThe EnderOrphaneAresProphetMrMisterAbdhyius
  • OrphaneOrphane Dazzling radiance washes your engine in a gleaming tide. Glory, glory, glory. Registered User regular
    Ahegao???

    *googles on phone*

    sri6axfnipka.jpg

    deaddovedonoteat.mp4

    Grape Ape
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    [this post reserved as a moment of silence for Organ I. Chu and his butt]

    P10Havelock2.0AresProphetOrphaneSleepbloodyroarxx
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    Shattered World Update #7: The Long Quiet

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    It is 1206AD. Kaiserin Mim 'the Great' Chatovingian, daughter of Kaiser Pten 'the Just', has ruled for nearly fifty years, another example of the strength of female rule of the empire. A brilliant military mind, her talents were only ever put to the test when she pressed a claim on the Kingdom of Sicily, bringing nearly all of Italy under the empire's rule. Despite her queerer tendencies, she has sired several children, securing the succession of the Chatovingian line.

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    Her son and heir, Veehowl Chatovingian, is an adulterous lech and lunatic, but between his moments of madness and lust he is a talented man in the field of diplomacy, intigue, and war. His seven children - Aioua, Amateurhour, Cleric, Weirdspaceships, Cass, Mim, and Elldren - are being carefully groomed by their grandmother to ensure the Chatovingian madness only flares up for one generation...

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    With the ascendancy of the empire, all other realms have fallen in its shadow. Austrasia has emerged as the dominant power in Western Europe, with Pomerania a close second. The once great realm of Ruthenia has shattered into a hundred squabbling factions, none able to secure footing over the others. Andalusia remains the great power of Iberia. In distant Hindustan, the Jain Empire of Rashtrakuta has almost united the subcontinent, nearly wiping out Buddhism and Hinduism in the process; only the Steppe Shahs of Khotan attest to the Buddhist faith, but they may not be long for this world; there are tales of a horde coming from the eastward steppe, a Black Plague made of men...

    May the Lord have mercy on the House of Chatovingian in these trying times.

    @Elldren @kedinik @Blameless Cleric @visiblehowl

    AresProphetDelmainBlameless ClericHavelock2.0ElldrenRMS OceanicSealvisiblehowlAbdhyiuskedinik
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    latest ERB was both dumb and bad

    wait really?

    I just watched it and it wasn't nearly as bad as a few of the other recent ones

    the political one this year was trash, and the ash vs darwin one was dumb, but gretzky vs hawk wasn't that awful

    my review:
    Dumb
    why are gretzky and hawk a match up in the first place?

    Bad
    holy shit guys every time you rhyme a word with itself I want to die, and you do it over and over and over

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    The other stall freed up so crisis 1 averted

    But the second stall had a strand of pubic hair on the seat. The guy who was in here even nodded politely at me on his way out! Horrific

    But I got rid of it and now am experiencing sweet release

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    Ahegao???

    *googles on phone*

    sri6axfnipka.jpg

    deaddovedonoteat.mp4

    ...

    *googles*


    welp

    HAVELOCK2.0! NEW LOOK, SAME TASTE!
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Sometimes a man's gotta shit in public

    You learn a lot about stuff that day

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
    AresProphet
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    one thing i would like to do in the new year is go do a few sessions with a PT about exercising with my injured leg

    i will do it once i am getting less physio

    i am fucking terrified of injuring my leg again because fuck this recovery process

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    An Intimate of Devils has increased to 11 - You know the tickle of warm, sulfurous breath!

    this can only end well

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
    Havelock2.0Hahnsoo1AresProphetBlameless ClericBeNarwhalElldrenOrphanePowerpuppiesAbdhyiusA Kobold's Koboldcredeiki
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    The other stall freed up so crisis 1 averted

    But the second stall had a strand of pubic hair on the seat. The guy who was in here even nodded politely at me on his way out! Horrific

    But I got rid of it and now am experiencing sweet release

    Chu you are such a dainty shit flower.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
    EddyAresProphet
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    Ho8Vogv.jpg

    Blameless ClericEddyRMS OceaniccB557Kid Presentablebloodyroarxxcredeiki
  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    Setting up a new blog.

    The first post will contain vital information about my butt.

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
    RMS Oceanic
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Installed Swype

    Hmm I don't know if this is better.

    Its super super laggy on the forums... Glad I didn't pay for it before trying it

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Oh man I can't wait to be done with classes I'll have so much time for Crusader Kings commissions

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
    Elldren
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    all this blasphemous swiping

    i tap the way jobs intended

    Preacher
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    latest ERB was both dumb and bad

    wait really?

    I just watched it and it wasn't nearly as bad as a few of the other recent ones

    the political one this year was trash, and the ash vs darwin one was dumb, but gretzky vs hawk wasn't that awful

    my review:
    Dumb
    why are gretzky and hawk a match up in the first place?

    Bad
    holy shit guys every time you rhyme a word with itself I want to die, and you do it over and over and over

    The Russian ones are the best. The Gretzky vs. Hawke one was just okay.

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    Delmain
  • AresProphetAresProphet I see a darkness in my fate I'll drive my car without the brakesRegistered User regular
    y'all are weird

    I just write my own porn

    oh, gimme some time
    show me the foothold from which I can climb
    yeah, when I feel low
    you show me a signpost for where I should go
  • SixSix Fat Apollo Registered User regular
    y'all are weird

    I just write my own porn

    I just read chat

    steamcommunity.com/id/thenumbersix/
    Switch Friend Code: SW-1335-2661-4136
    Havelock2.0SurfpossumAresProphetHahnsoo1
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    So much..... work to do.... *crawls towards the end of finals*

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    An Intimate of Devils has increased to 11 - You know the tickle of warm, sulfurous breath!

    this can only end well

    You weren't all that attached to your soul, were you?

    fuck gendered marketing
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Registered User regular
    Wands of Wintin

    Someday guys

    The greatest fanwank ever Penned

    HAVELOCK2.0! NEW LOOK, SAME TASTE!
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    latest ERB was both dumb and bad

    wait really?

    I just watched it and it wasn't nearly as bad as a few of the other recent ones

    the political one this year was trash, and the ash vs darwin one was dumb, but gretzky vs hawk wasn't that awful

    my review:
    Dumb
    why are gretzky and hawk a match up in the first place?

    Bad
    holy shit guys every time you rhyme a word with itself I want to die, and you do it over and over and over

    The Russian ones are the best. The Gretzky vs. Hawke one was just okay.

    yeah, it's not great, but it's not even close to the worst they've done

    there was a weird use of rhyming words with themselves in this one though, way more than usual

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Not a Lizard Person Center of the EarthRegistered User regular
    My character in Fallen London is like seducing 3 or 4 different people while writing a novel about why he's better than your trash character

    Bless your heart.
    OrphaneElldren
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