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Let's Watch [MOVIES], In A Theater!

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    OH MY GOD
    DOM IS THE VILLAIN

    AMAZING

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    OH MY GOD
    DOM IS THE VILLAIN

    AMAZING

    I'm trying to decide... Brain washing?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    I love that Vin Diesel's car is so strong it beats 5 cars.

    It's a muscle car.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    I love that Vin Diesel's car is so strong it beats 5 cars.

    It's a muscle car.

    So strong.

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    I'll probably see it. Not happy about Jason Statham featuring heavily again though.

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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    I could not contain myself watching that trailer. Hootin and hollerin the whole time.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
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    That makes me sad, not only because the movie is about fambly, but also because those two do not get along on set.

    I heard the whole thing was a publicity stunt.

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    DeadfallDeadfall I don't think you realize just how rich he is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.Registered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    I'll probably see it. Not happy about Jason Statham featuring heavily again though.

    Statham is my favorite action movie star so I will see this extra hard.

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    I've seen him in Spy and Furious 7. Wasn't really a great impression either way, though with the former at least it was kind of funny.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    That trailer was fucking nuts

    Here I was a day ago thinking "maybe trailers just don't get me hyped up anymore"

    Fuckin' NOPE

    Step up your trailer game, everyone else

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    How I feel about that trailer is how the rest of the world feels about Star Wars trailers

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    DeadfallDeadfall I don't think you realize just how rich he is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.Registered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    I've seen him in Spy and Furious 7. Wasn't really a great impression either way, though with the former at least it was kind of funny.

    OH MAN is that the only Statham you've seen? I mean I could recommend some others if you wanted the full Statham experience.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    First up: Snatch

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Deadfall wrote: »
    Aistan wrote: »
    I'll probably see it. Not happy about Jason Statham featuring heavily again though.

    Statham is my favorite action movie star so I will see this extra hard.

    "You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my fuckin' eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing; I still had to pretend I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show! I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and re-attached with *this* fuckin' arm."

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    DeadfallDeadfall I don't think you realize just how rich he is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    First up: Snatch

    Followed no Lock Stock obviously.

    Transporter and Crank is when he started embracing his absurd action side. The Italian Job remake for his quiet background silent badass role. The Bank Job for his less action but more badass drama.

    I adore Crank 2 but I've been told it is horrendously offensive soooo

    And then you get to his silly in-theaters-for-a-week roles. Safe comes to mind.

    The rule of thumb is the better dressed Statham is dressed the more guys he's going to destroy.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    I love that Vin Diesel's car is so strong it beats 5 cars.

    He's the best driver

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Deadfall wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    First up: Snatch

    Followed no Lock Stock obviously.

    Transporter and Crank is when he started embracing his absurd action side. The Italian Job remake for his quiet background silent badass role. The Bank Job for his less action but more badass drama.

    I adore Crank 2 but I've been told it is horrendously offensive soooo

    And then you get to his silly in-theaters-for-a-week roles. Safe comes to mind.

    The rule of thumb is the better dressed Statham is dressed the more guys he's going to destroy.

    Let us not forget his brief stint into science fiction martial arts.

    He was in The One as a grizzled time cop.

    Which is maybe my favorite film role to type up.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Statham was in The One?

    Hoo boy that was a bad movie, and I saw it in theaters for some reason

    I didn't know who Statham was at the time I guess

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    at what points was Crank 2 any more offensive than Crank 1
    granted, before you answer, I don't remember a lot of Crank 2

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I need to buy myself the fast movies for Christmas

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I need to buy myself the fast movies for Christmas

    It's $48 for the Blu-ray set on Amazon that has all seven

    Which is a hell of a deal

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    My usual group of gaming/movie friends loved the first Crank. It went over really well.

    Crank 2 was a huge failure with us. It wasn't nearly as funny, and I do recall thinking that it was more offensive in ways that were harder to laugh off. I've only seen it once though, and after a night of drinking and gaming, so it's hard to remember exactly what it was about it. I'm pretty sure some of it had to do with the twin brother or whatever of the guy who died in the first movie, and the way the new character was portrayed with his Tourette's.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    that F8 trailer was one of the best things to happen to me this year

    the ONLY worry I have
    Charlize wasn't in a car ONCE

    what the FUCK

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    that F8 trailer was one of the best things to happen to me this year

    the ONLY worry I have
    Charlize wasn't in a car ONCE

    what the FUCK

    well,
    She was chasing cars in a submarine.

    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    that F8 trailer was one of the best things to happen to me this year

    the ONLY worry I have
    Charlize wasn't in a car ONCE

    what the FUCK
    Well they aren't gonna show her Transmorphimagize in the trailer, gotta save some secrets.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I used to like the movie Snatch and then one time a person I was with began showing signs of distress and I asked what was wrong and they said 'my snatch burns' and there was an intense silence as my brain tried to make sense of that while attempting to incorporate the movie Snatch

    I still like the movie Snatch

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    DeadfallDeadfall I don't think you realize just how rich he is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    at what points was Crank 2 any more offensive than Crank 1
    granted, before you answer, I don't remember a lot of Crank 2

    I will never forget Crank 2 because at one point
    they turn into weird Godzilla things and fight in a power plant

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    I love that Crank 2 exists

    But if I'm gonna watch one it's gonna be the first one

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    FUCK YOU CHELIOS

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    DeadfallDeadfall I don't think you realize just how rich he is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.Registered User regular
    D E D Chelios

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Statham was in The One?

    Hoo boy that was a bad movie, and I saw it in theaters for some reason

    I didn't know who Statham was at the time I guess

    UV, name one live-action movie that does the multiverse better than The One.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Yulaw is my bitch.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I looked up to my cousin growing up, but seeing The One with him in theaters was my first sign that maybe he's actually an idiot

    A character in the film said something about the quickest way between two points being a straight line and my cousin was like "that's so true..." like he'd just heard something profound from a Jet LI movie

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I think the greatest strength of the F&F series is each one has an amazing elevator pitch

    Fast 5 is a car heist movie

    Fast 6 has the evil doppelganger group

    and Fast 7 is when they officially become Car Avengers

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    Deadfall wrote: »
    Aistan wrote: »
    I've seen him in Spy and Furious 7. Wasn't really a great impression either way, though with the former at least it was kind of funny.

    OH MAN is that the only Statham you've seen? I mean I could recommend some others if you wanted the full Statham experience.

    Yeah that's kind of the thing. He isn't really in the types of movies I enjoy. Action movies, sure. Action schlock... not as much.

    It's a fine line, how much Ridiculous I am able to enjoy without getting annoyed.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    But... you're talking about The Fast and the Furious right now, right?

    You realise that is action schlock, right?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    My favorite thing about the Fast and Furious movies is how they keep getting more and more ridiculous and just don't give a shit and are completely earnest about it

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Jason Statham Is Very Good

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    But... you're talking about The Fast and the Furious right now, right?

    You realise that is action schlock, right?

    The 6th and 7th Fast and Furious movies are way more ridiculous than the vast majority of Statham's movies.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    But... you're talking about The Fast and the Furious right now, right?

    You realise that is action schlock, right?

    The 6th and 7th Fast and Furious movies are way more ridiculous than the vast majority of Statham's movies.

    are you saying that makes them Not schlock?

    What is the argument here

    Also, Statham is in Crank

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