Put it in a town that SELLS ALCOHOL. I didnt bring any with me cause I figured itd be easy enough to buy some there, after searching the safe way, 2 drug stores, and what appeared to be a liquor store (except there was no liquor) I found out the truth: theres no hard liquor in the town. Although there is one store just outside of town that closes at 9pm that sells alcohol, which we dubbed "The Mythical Liquor Store". The directions we got to find this store were this, "Go down 8th street about 10 miles until you find 3 gas stations at the same intersection, take a left and go a few more miles, you'll see a large parking lot where there used to be a K-Mart, you'll see a bum sleeping in a trash can, talk to the bum cause he totally knows where the liquor store is" We got these directions an hour after the store closes, so it didnt even matter at this point.
Now by alcohol I mean hard liquor, such as vodka, rum, tequila, etc. The only things for sale in the town were beer and wine, and I cant get drunk on beer unless I hook up a tap to my veins and drinking wine just wouldnt be right for such an event.
I pretty much never drink (maybe 2 times a year), but when one of those days I'm planning on getting drunk gets ruined, I get a little upset. I guess now I know to always bring my own liquor.
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What you should've done is gone down 8th, taken a right a 148th, and stopped at 148th & Main (There are two Texacos, a Chevron, and a 7-11 around that intersection). The liquor store is in the strip mall kitty-corner from the 7-11, is about the size of a K-Mart, and has the single largest alcohol content in the state of Washington (you can even get Everclear or Absinthe there if you know the owner). Stocking the shelves in that place was a bitch.
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See, the problem with that would be getting BACK from the bar. With your wallet. And other things.
And, some people can't go into bars just yet. :?
getting drunk in a bar costs about 100x as much as getting drunk from store bought liquor. Plus the plan was to play gamecube all night while getting drunk, we just cut out the getting drunk part and only played the gamecube.
go to a bar that doesn't suck
[GoBeavers]I think you forget, borfase, that most of us don't have parents that funnel us money while we're down at Hippie U smoking hash and organizing protests.[/GoBeavers] thus, since we don't have that kind of money, we don't like to throw it away. thus, same quality but cheaper = better.
I prefer Chardonnay.
What do you think? Am I an italian wine bastard or something?
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man, fuck the beavers
I was able to buy booze just fine. I'm sorry you failed at life
omg I can't like think ahead for five minutes and buy alcohol before they stop selling it
It was in Bellvue this year, and it'll be in Bellvue next year.
And the year after that? Well, maybe a larger venue, but guess what? Still in the Seattle area.
unless you're under age. then remember kids that underage drinking is illegal and uncool... i guess. unless you live like in another country that isn't scared about their kids drinking because they love their children and teach them how to drink reponsibly. unlike the kids on the other side of the ocean who go ouyt and binge drink because they're trying to be cool. so you come to PAX from one of those cool countries and are like FUCK I WAS DRUNK WHEN I CROSSED THE BORDER WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I DRINK NOW! true story. thought not mine.
Whoop de fucking shit. If you like to drink, that's your business. But if your life revolves around alcohol so much that you throw a big temper tantrum because you can't get drunk, then you need to take a step back and look at your life.
Why is that? Lots of places have less restrictive liquor laws without all the DUIs and deaths....
are Washingtonians just 'special' that way?
Why is that? Lots of places have less restrictive liquor laws without all the DUIs and deaths....
are Washingtonians just 'special' that way?