[Australia]. Stolen lands often referred to as a country.

Cyvros

This is the Australian thread, with Australians, and others as we have plenty of room.

Our current Prime Minister as of 24 August 2018 is:



Should we do a countdown or something I don't even know anymore


This is the ROLL CALL

PERTH
Vivixenne, Blake T, Butler, chrishallettbunchanumbers, BigKev, AJR, flynnie, Dhalphir, desperaterobots, Tallweirdo, Tef, Anzekay, Samuelson, CuZZa, webofink, EmbracethePing, Vegemyte, Amy, RocketScience, pimento

SYDNEY
Air, Tweaked_Bat_, bsjezz, Prohass, Gatsby, Ambassador, TrueHereticX, TheSquid, Flay, HyperBallad, Jintor, Seguer, Aegeri, stimtokolos, Lalabox, Cokebotle, Loki

MELBOURNE
Awko, grug, ruzkin, Hitsuraptor, LaCabra, The Boy Satellite, Unlucky, SorC, Cobalt60, Apocalyptus, Heroth, not very lucky, Mr Fuzzbutt, v good coffee

BRISBANE
Flyingman, Avicus, SwissLion, Crimson King, joshua11, Lorahalo, PaperLuigi44

GOLD COAST
Glorfindel, Viking

CANBERRA
marty_0001, Chronocide, tynic

DARWIN
Veldrin, Morblitz, cyvros

THE HONOURABLE TOWN OF NEWCASTLE
The Black Hunter

OTHER NEAT PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA
- bezerk bob (Toowoomba)
- McFodder (Bunbury)

ACTUAL AUSTRALIANS WHO ARE NOT IN AUSTRALIA (BUT PROBABLY WISH THEY WERE)
- tynic
- Tube
- #pipe
- Oden
- tynic
- Kincaid, Giraffe to the Stars

AWESOME KIWIS WHO ARE ABOVE THE MIDDLING AVERAGE SET BY THEIR COMPATRIOTS
- Fishman
- lonelyahava
- KiraKiraKira
- Fletcher
- Katat

Anyone who should be on this list and is not, please message me or @ me in the thread, and I will endeavour to add you as quickly as possible.


8-> 8-> VERY IMPORTANT AWARDS 8-> 8->

2011 HONORARY AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR
- Wimble

2012 HONORARY AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR
- Wimble

And, introducing the 2013 HONORARY AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR, which is a title of absolutely no value and apparently chosen only by Blake:

Wimble

AGAIN. But only because lonelyahava is a Kiwi and that's a disqualification for this completely pointless award.

2014 HONORARY AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR

- Fyndir

2015 Honorary Australian of the Year JOINT WINNERS

Fishman's new baby who until I get told his new name I will refer to as Minnowman and somestickguy

2016 HONORARY AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR

You. It was always going to be you. How could it ever have been anyone else?

2017 HONORARY AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR

Scott Ludlum. (Sorry. (Miss you.))

lonelyahava

yay i was missing y'all!

Veldrin

gooday, miytes

hew abewt them shrimps and behbies, eh?

cor blimey cricket cricket hugh jackman koala roo

The Escape Goat

Once on a nation RPing site I made a goat-based country called Austailia. How ashamed should I be?

(The capital was Sydneigh)

(Canbearra was considered but deemed too far off-theme)

Veldrin

Goats are great, so you shouldn't be ashamed at all.

theSquid

Goats suck if you're camping nearby because they will try to climb your tent.

I am not fond of goats and they owe me several hundred dollars worth of camping supplies

Mr Fuzzbutt

strayaaaaa

Awko

The Escape Goat wrote: »

Once on a nation RPing site I made a goat-based country called Austailia. How ashamed should I be?

(The capital was Sydneigh)

(Canbearra was considered but deemed too far off-theme)

Not Can-baaaa-ra?

Trace

whoops. wrong thread.

tynic

(technically in australia right now)

(just to mess with you)

also I sat next to a guy at dinner tonight, whose grandchildren are Stan Grant's nephews, and whose daughter works for Tanya Plibersek

unfortunately all he wanted to talk about was speciation in ants.

Cyvros

Grainy-as-hell proof that @Apocalyptus, @Awko, @pimento, @SorC and myself still live:

It may not be immediately obvious that Awko is bright red. Awko had just joined us from an outdoor work Christmas party. Here's the exchange in which Awko decided to first not join us for dinner and then decide to come (spoilered for length).

Awko neglected to mention in this exchange that his boss had, in fact, pissed himself twice while wearing tan pants and insisted that it was fine to continue socialising because "nobody would notice".

stimtokolos

Some people in hospitality really like to drink. I can believe this.
E: I get bad, but not that bad.

pimento

When it is is drinking time, it is time to drink.

It is known.

Awko

I'm just hoping that today isn't going to be like last year where the boss not only didn't show up, but never made it home, lost his phone, and instead of calling his panicked wife, called reception and asked them to call me and apologise for not coming in.


Update: Boss made it in this morning. He managed to get himself onto a train home, but not before ringing his wife and asking her to meet him in the city for dinner and a ride home.

pimento

Would hate to have been sitting next to him on the train...

Blake T

Why, you can't tell he pissed himself. He is a piss ninja.

theSquid

Blake T wrote: »

Why, you can't tell he pissed himself. He is a piss ninja.

Well it could be a mind trick thing. He could be a whizzard.

Awko

HyperBallad

I'll crank out the Bear Grylls if necessary....

Cyvros

Siri, how do I kill threads?

Veldrin

Cyvros wrote: »

Siri, how do I kill threads?

nope

nope

you made this pee-soaked bed

you have to sleep in it now

Vivixenne

Cyvros wrote: »

Siri, how do I kill threads?

THIS IS ALL *YOUR* FAULT

Awko

Ffs, Jordan.

Can't we just have one nice thread without you bringing up how many times my boss wet himself last night?

Vivixenne

theSquid wrote: »

Blake T wrote: »

Why, you can't tell he pissed himself. He is a piss ninja.

Well it could be a mind trick thing. He could be a whizzard.

:arrow:

pimento

Vivixenne wrote: »

Cyvros wrote: »

Siri, how do I kill threads?

THIS IS ALL *YOUR* FAULT

Yea, urine deep now.

Tommy2Hands

I heard australia is a myth

pimento

Tommy2Hands wrote: »

I heard australia is a myth

Pissibly, there's a least a wee bit of exaggeration that flows.

WiseManTobes

See Australia thread, get curious , check it out.

Shoulda known it'd just be a bunch of people takin the piss

Cyvros

I miss the good old classy days of the poop thread.

Veldrin

Cyvros wrote: »

I miss the good old classy days of the poop thread.

It'd be nice to have kept it around, but I just don't think there are enough NZ forumers to warrant it's own thread.

Botznoy

R00d

HyperBallad

Botznoy wrote: »

R00d

Look. We're still salty that your country is far better on indigenous rights and equal marriage. So we just steal all your celebrities.

Juggernut

Hi Australia thread.

I will be inside you in 9 days.

Inside your country! Not... like inside... you or... hmm.

Cyvros

Which bit(s) will you be in?

Juggernut

Cyvros wrote: »

Which bit(s) will you be in?

The warm ones.

Melbourne, Sydney for new years day, Tasmania maybe? And then New Zealand for lots of delicious Lord of the Rings stuff.

wirehead26

Oh shit new Australia thread

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eyVX3uJpqxc

Donovan Puppyfucker

"the warm ones - Tasmania"

Does not compute.

lonelyahava

I will wave from a socially anxious safe distance while you're in NZ, @Juggernut.

Juggernut

chrishallett83 wrote: »

"the warm ones - Tasmania"

Does not compute.

The extent of my knowledge of Tasmania comes primarily from the Looney Tunes episodes with Taz

HyperBallad

Juggernut wrote: »

chrishallett83 wrote: »

"the warm ones - Tasmania"

Does not compute.

The extent of my knowledge of Tasmania comes primarily from the Looney Tunes episodes with Taz

Watch Wolf Creek before you get here. Will help you feel at home.

Veldrin

OH I SEE HOW IT IS