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[Australia]. Stolen lands often referred to as a country.

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    plufimplufim Dr Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Clive Palmers twitter is tweeting out appalling racist/homophobic/transphobic trash on the 14th. I really dont want to share it here, it's just... gross.

    Edit: just looked it up, it's gone now anyway.

    But god it is so embarrassingly obvious he's trying to ape Trumps campaign in every way, as the "rich guy who hates the system no really and I totally get you middle class whites who got fucked over by other rich people who aren't like me at all, look here's some racist memes and reminder of the words you used to say without anyone getting upset". Right down to dodgy tax returns.

    Double edit: WHOOPS THIS ISN'T THE POLITICS THREAD, IT'S THE DEADLY STRAWBERRIES THREAD. Apologies.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I don't know if the Australian electorate has the same stomach for the used-car-salesman style of politician, but I've been wrong before.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I would like to go back to stomping grounds just because I liked stomping grounds.

    But I feel we gotta get some ideas for numbers first.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    So, this is all kinds of terrible for various reasons:

    https://www.economist.com/europe/2018/09/15/how-europe-determines-whether-asylum-seekers-are-gay

    but what I found personally interesting is that my aunt works in refugee processing for immigration (don't ask how she feels about current off-shore Australian centres, things get broken), and one of the things she finds super frustrating is when people give her a clearly pre-fabricated narrative that they've been told to use by people smugglers or similar. Because she has to note down if she thinks they're lying. She says that it's truly tragic when she can tell a person has been through hell, probably has great reasons for seeking asylum, but will only regurgitate a set of generic phrases and a highly sculpted family history.

    And then I read this, and I think "yeah, because deviating from a narrative deemed 'acceptable' will also get you kicked out so what the fuck are these people supposed to even do?"

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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Ok, dinner numbers, quote this post and add your names/+1s

    pimento

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    Cobalt60Cobalt60 regular Registered User regular
    pimento wrote: »
    Ok, dinner numbers, quote this post and add your names/+1s

    pimento
    Co60

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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Group dinner!

    Broadly, I think we have two options?

    One: Stomping Grounds, but we ask very nicely that they don’t increase the volume over the course of the night because there are folks (like me!) with sensory sensitivities or audio processing issues in loud settings.

    Two: We look at quieter restaurants which can probably seat a bunch of people, like maybe Lemongrass in Carlton, a Thai place not far from the CBD that seems to be constantly winning awards and also is vegan friendly.

    I can look into Lemongrass specifically this week if I get an idea of numbers.

    Does anyone have any thoughts on either of these?

    Lemongrass does sound pretty rad, gave it a look up online, if you're happy to go take a look at it that'd be great imo

    Otherwise yeah we can hopefully just fall back onto Stomping Grounds if we can't find anything else, and maybe ask if we can get seating near the edge of the space rather than the very middle...

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    ApocalyptusApocalyptus Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    pimento wrote: »
    Ok, dinner numbers, quote this post and add your names/+1s

    pimento
    Co60
    Cyvros
    Apocalyptus

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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    pimento wrote: »
    Ok, dinner numbers, quote this post and add your names/+1s

    Apoc's already added me, so I am purely quoting this to thank you for starting this good idea.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    pimento wrote: »
    Ok, dinner numbers, quote this post and add your names/+1s

    pimento
    Co60
    Cyvros
    Apocalyptus
    Veldrin +1

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    pimento wrote: »
    Ok, dinner numbers, quote this post and add your names/+1s

    pimento
    Co60
    Cyvros
    Apocalyptus
    Veldrin +1
    lalabox


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    theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Requesting thread name change to something including the phrase DEADLY STRAWBERRIES

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Veldrin wrote: »
    pimento wrote: »
    Ok, dinner numbers, quote this post and add your names/+1s

    pimento
    Co60
    Cyvros
    Apocalyptus
    Veldrin +1
    Lalabox
    Blake +1.5

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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    pimento wrote: »
    Ok, dinner numbers, quote this post and add your names/+1s

    pimento
    Co60
    Cyvros
    Apocalyptus
    Veldrin +1
    Lalabox
    Blake +1.5
    Anzekay

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    SorCSorC Registered User regular
    pimento wrote: »
    Ok, dinner numbers, quote this post and add your names/+1s

    pimento
    Co60
    Cyvros
    Apocalyptus
    Veldrin +1
    Lalabox
    Blake +1.5
    Anzekay
    SorC + 1



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    AwkoAwko About to poison the waterhole.Registered User regular
    pimento wrote: »
    Ok, dinner numbers, quote this post and add your names/+1s

    pimento
    Co60
    Cyvros
    Apocalyptus
    Veldrin +1
    Lalabox
    Blake +1.5
    Anzekay
    SorC + 1
    Awko



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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Blake I’m very glad you’re bringing Bodhi

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    yeah I only realised recently that that's purely an australian thing.

    To be fair, mostly people only get as far as the first line before being drowned out in groans.

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    people generally jump straight to "here's to [...] he's true blue, he's a pisspot through and through, he's a bastard so they say, he tried to go to heaven but he went the other way, he went DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN" these days

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    people generally jump straight to "here's to [...] he's true blue, he's a pisspot through and through, he's a bastard so they say, he tried to go to heaven but he went the other way, he went DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN" there's days

    There's a scene in the TV show Love where the Australian character starts singing that song, and it's all so painfully accurate I had to hide.

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    although, now I think about it, "why was he born so beautiful" fits in pretty well after that.

    Lots of people will "jokingly" sing the true blue song to get the birthday person to chug their drink, but if someone then launches into born so beautiful after that you know they're really going for it

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    HyperBalladHyperBallad A ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotions Sydney. Lost in time and space.Registered User regular
    I’ll swing by Tabletop on Sat and maybe pop by for the group photo, but I can’t make the dinner this year. Sorry all.

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    McFodderMcFodder Registered User regular
    This got me thinking it's funny that, at that time in a birthday celebration, usually most people are a fair few drinks in and finishing one in order to have cake, which generally won't go well with a lot of booze.

    Which then got me thinking - what's the biggest chunk of beef I could realistically buy and prepare? Because I think this year I want a birthday steak.

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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    McFodder wrote: »
    This got me thinking it's funny that, at that time in a birthday celebration, usually most people are a fair few drinks in and finishing one in order to have cake, which generally won't go well with a lot of booze.

    Which then got me thinking - what's the biggest chunk of beef I could realistically buy and prepare? Because I think this year I want a birthday steak.

    You could always pick up a few whole rumps and slice them into steaks.

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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    people generally jump straight to "here's to [...] he's true blue, he's a pisspot through and through, he's a bastard so they say, he tried to go to heaven but he went the other way, he went DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN" there's days

    I don't think I've ever heard that one.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2018
    pimento wrote: »
    I don't think I've ever heard that one.

    this is the most suspicious thing you've ever said

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    pimento wrote: »
    Lalabox wrote: »
    people generally jump straight to "here's to [...] he's true blue, he's a pisspot through and through, he's a bastard so they say, he tried to go to heaven but he went the other way, he went DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN" there's days

    I don't think I've ever heard that one.

    HOW

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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    pimento wrote: »
    I don't think I've ever heard that one.

    this is the most suspicious thing you've ever said

    Oh I don't know about that..
    Lalabox wrote: »
    pimento wrote: »
    Lalabox wrote: »
    people generally jump straight to "here's to [...] he's true blue, he's a pisspot through and through, he's a bastard so they say, he tried to go to heaven but he went the other way, he went DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN" there's days

    I don't think I've ever heard that one.

    HOW

    Maybe it didn't make it over the nullabor in any great numbers? Usually dad got shouted down before he could get through 'why were [they] born' etc so.. perhamps it just never had a chance to flourish.

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    KincaidKincaid You're standing on my neck KuwaitRegistered User regular
    pimento wrote: »
    Lalabox wrote: »
    people generally jump straight to "here's to [...] he's true blue, he's a pisspot through and through, he's a bastard so they say, he tried to go to heaven but he went the other way, he went DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN" there's days

    I don't think I've ever heard that one.

    Also haven’t heard that one. Form a line here to hand in our True Aussie badges.

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    I've read it before in collections of Aussie jokes.
    Never heard it though.

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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    Kincaid wrote: »
    pimento wrote: »
    Lalabox wrote: »
    people generally jump straight to "here's to [...] he's true blue, he's a pisspot through and through, he's a bastard so they say, he tried to go to heaven but he went the other way, he went DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN" there's days

    I don't think I've ever heard that one.

    Also haven’t heard that one. Form a line here to hand in our True Aussie badges.

    Aww crap, first the nerd patch, then the man card, and now this..

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    to be fair, the true blue song is about getting the person in question to scull the rest of their drink while everyone is chanting "DOWN DOWN DOWN" so it probably comes up more in certain circles

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Is this a mostly eastern states thing? Think I've only heard it once here (SA).

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    i will sing it at people at pax

    i will make you all scull your drinks

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I know, down down, prices are down.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    pimento wrote: »
    McFodder wrote: »
    This got me thinking it's funny that, at that time in a birthday celebration, usually most people are a fair few drinks in and finishing one in order to have cake, which generally won't go well with a lot of booze.

    Which then got me thinking - what's the biggest chunk of beef I could realistically buy and prepare? Because I think this year I want a birthday steak.

    You could always pick up a few whole rumps and slice them into steaks.

    Oh shit yeah - it's also WAY cheaper - just order in a nice side of Harvey Angus rump, have your butcher dress it and cut it into inch thick rump steaks, and live like a fucking GOD. Until it runs out. Ends up costing around 1/2 - 2/3 of the price of just buying cheap rump steak a bit at a time, so it's really great and cost-effective if you have some freezer space.

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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Blake T wrote: »
    I know, down down, prices are down.

    fuck goddamnit blake you just got that back in my head

    I worked there for over 8 years

    after they started that song it was pure torture every time it played

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Yeah, I imagine those giant hands get really heavy after a while.

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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    Yeah, I imagine those giant hands get really heavy after a while.

    thankfully my job never entailed putting one on

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