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  • CoinageCoinage dance all crazy, whip my hair around all crazy Registered User regular
    "Losing" your soul in a literal sense from mortal sin is definitely not Catholic theology.

    milskiCambiataFroThulhujakobagger
  • JuliusJulius Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    I do tend to be attracted to people who seem smart

    but, like, the end goal is still to rut like animals and become comfortable farting around each other, so I don't think I have pretensions about it?

    i mean, intelligence is attractive. and being able to converse with someone else on the same level is obviously important to people.

    but people who say they're sapiosexual are often just elitists and snobs.

  • JuliusJulius Registered User regular
    this is why I just say "no dummies" in my dating profile.

    Eddy
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Edit: Dumb post.

    21stCentury on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I am so glad I just found my wife by being a creeper at work. Dating sites sound like a lot of work.

    it's so much work

    i don't think i'm going to go back to it. bars 4ever.

    . . .until i'm like real lonely in my mid thirties.

    You can always just try and find a match on twitch. Find an attractive womans channel and scream at her to take her top off. That's how you get the best ladies.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    I tried telling girls I just played video games, read garbage sci fi/fantasy, and went fishing in between.
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Remember a while back when I mentioned a buddy of mine's girlfriend hated Westworld because she like, outright rejected the premise of robots being people because robots were made by Man and not God and this did not have souls?

    And how this was shocking for my friend, a staunch Atheist, to learn about a woman he'd been dating for some time?

    Well, it turns out that conversation got really ugly. It seems she believes your soul isn't like, your living essence that is directly linked to your vital signs. No, it's more like the concept of "divine grace", a God-granted essence that is given by the Lord but can be lost (and redeemed) by an individual's choices and actions.

    This means she believes that "mortal sinners" (ie those who commit a mortal sin, the worst sins of all) lose their soul and are basically not people until such time as they confess their sins and redeem themselves in the eyes of the Lord.

    This isn't that outlandish a theology, really. It's honestly just like, hardline Catholicism? But it shocked the fuck out of my friend, especially when they got into who she considered mortal sinners.

    Started out with like, rapists and pedophiles. Ok, sure, I guess. But then it also included gay people, trans people, and in a truly shocking turn for him, "miscegenetics" (people who marry outside their race aka "race traitors").

    Sooooo, needless to say, they broke up.

    Holy fuck. How did this not come out beforehand?

    Well they're both white and they have white friends, so

    When would it?

    I asked my wife once about one of her mom's friends.

    "You know Nancy basically believes poor people are poor because they are lazy or mentally disadvantaged, except the white ones who need charity to escape a bad situation?"

    "No, she's a good person. You misheard."

    "Yeah, I misheard her twice and then again when she clarify the position to someone who was just concerned she hated white poors also"


    Basically white people be good at ignoring our racist friends.

    Blameless ClericFroThulhujakobagger
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I am so glad I just found my wife by being a creeper at work. Dating sites sound like a lot of work.

    it's so much work

    i don't think i'm going to go back to it. bars 4ever.

    . . .until i'm like real lonely in my mid thirties.

    You can always just try and find a match on twitch. Find an attractive womans channel and scream at her to take her top off. That's how you get the best ladies.

    what if i told you i have done this before.

    well not in that manner but I did definitely end up doing it with a chatroom lady.

    DasUberEdward on
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    credeikiFroThulhu
  • CoinageCoinage dance all crazy, whip my hair around all crazy Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    The other things that I often see on dating profiles (other than sapiosexual):
    * Myers-Briggs crap.
    * Parallel Parking
    * "partner in crime"
    * hiking and kayaking (both together)
    * Florence and the Machine.
    * "I'll listen to anything, music-wise..." but here's a list of the music that I'll actually listen to.

    ...parallel parking?

    Is that secretly slang for something or...?
    I don't know! I'm really hoping it's code for something.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/OkCupid/comments/1prdwc/parallel_parking_metaphor_am_i_missing_it/
    It's... yet another front for the patriarchy? The need to dispel the patriarchal image that women are bad at driving?

    THE HELL?

    Burn it all down.
    I can't parallel park at all, I would be proud of it too if I could.

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Julius wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    I do tend to be attracted to people who seem smart

    but, like, the end goal is still to rut like animals and become comfortable farting around each other, so I don't think I have pretensions about it?

    i mean, intelligence is attractive. and being able to converse with someone else on the same level is obviously important to people.

    but people who say they're sapiosexual are often just elitists and snobs.

    Yeah there are people who cannot converse on my level and people on whose level I cannot converse and it's sort of not fun to have dinner with them. Bus stop conversation at most

    Powerpuppies on
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    jakobagger
  • milskimilski Their Will comes, at last, to Earth, to the Neath, as a storm crosses the sea. Registered User regular
    Edit: Dumb post.

    Well this reads like somebody tried too hard to be edgey and only knows what furries are from a particularly dumb episode of SVU.

    High, cold, eternal, immobile, minuscule. You endure; you burn.
    21stCentury
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2016
    [REDACTED]

    nope.avi

    firewaterword on
    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Steam

    Steam

    Why does it say that the current network usage is zero bytes per second

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
    Twitter delenda est
    Drez
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I am so glad I just found my wife by being a creeper at work. Dating sites sound like a lot of work.

    it's so much work

    i don't think i'm going to go back to it. bars 4ever.

    . . .until i'm like real lonely in my mid thirties.

    You can always just try and find a match on twitch. Find an attractive womans channel and scream at her to take her top off. That's how you get the best ladies.

    what if i told you i have done this before.

    well not in that manner but I did definitely end up doing it with a chatroom lady.

    Due

    A Kobold's Kobold
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    Fire-Water, i edited that out because, well.... its gross and dumb.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I am so glad I just found my wife by being a creeper at work. Dating sites sound like a lot of work.

    it's so much work

    i don't think i'm going to go back to it. bars 4ever.

    . . .until i'm like real lonely in my mid thirties.

    You can always just try and find a match on twitch. Find an attractive womans channel and scream at her to take her top off. That's how you get the best ladies.

    what if i told you i have done this before.

    well not in that manner but I did definitely end up doing it with a chatroom lady.

    Due

    *shrug*

    i'm not proud of who I am but I ain't ashamed.

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    "Losing" your soul in a literal sense from mortal sin is definitely not Catholic theology.

    That, and miscegenation never came up in all my Catholic education.

    21stCenturyFroThulhu
  • KneelKneel Ten thick coats Registered User regular
    I'm going to bed shortly, so I shall leave with the gift that keeps on giving.

    Want to see more of Kneel's slapdash slatherings?
    Visit him at Monstrous Pigments' Instagram and Facebook pages!
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    This dude has the worst luck with dating tho

    It's like the world is out to turn him into some fedora-clad shithead, every woman he's met for two years has broken up with him because of religious reasons.

    Either because he was a dickhead about it (which to be fair sometimes he is, he's got some Dawkins tendencies) or because it turns out like this.

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    I'm listening to Queen to purge my ears of some random garbage piano track overlayed with toddler talking that was playing in cafeteria.

    DasUberEdwardMortious
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    I'm a stellaurosapphosapiosexual.

    I only date intelligent gold star lesbians.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    Aioua21stCenturyHahnsoo1
  • milskimilski Their Will comes, at last, to Earth, to the Neath, as a storm crosses the sea. Registered User regular
    Intelligence is attractive, but then again plenty of things are attractive and building your profile around a single aspect is probably dumb.

    I mean I guess it's more highbrow than rude-titty-sexual, but it's no less narrow a focus.

    High, cold, eternal, immobile, minuscule. You endure; you burn.
    A Kobold's KoboldBlameless Clericjakobagger
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Kneel wrote: »
    I'm going to bed shortly, so I shall leave with the gift that keeps on giving.


    oh dang that is a band i have not heard in many many years

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I'm a sapiosexual

    *smug*

    It means I'm only attracted to intelligent people

    oh my god these people genuinely infuriate me

    after my stroke, when I was struggling with neurological difficulties and had a lot of insecurities about feeling mentally disabled

    listening to smug dipshits say they're only attracted to "intelligent" people

    oh my god, I wanted to jam them into a wood chipper feet first

    my ideal date is completing the sunday crossword puzzle, in pen, and then cooking a little something you've never heard of

    then we'll have a lively conversation over drinks, specifically a type of alcohol that I've read encyclopedias about

    ideally our conversation will confirm our mutual smugness over our intelligence.

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    Eight letter word for boner

    turgidity

    that's nine letters, vowels

    No, four vowels.

  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    Fire-Water, i edited that out because, well.... its gross and dumb.

    you are correct and too late!

    nah but I will go back and put that link out of its mercy for the good of those who come after us.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
    21stCentury
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    This dude has the worst luck with dating tho

    It's like the world is out to turn him into some fedora-clad shithead, every woman he's met for two years has broken up with him because of religious reasons.

    Either because he was a dickhead about it (which to be fair sometimes he is, he's got some Dawkins tendencies) or because it turns out like this.

    as an observer it would seem that he's got some fedorable tendencies that are attracting a certain fedoraligned typed.

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    PreacherPonyCambiata
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Intelligence is attractive, but then again plenty of things are attractive and building your profile around a single aspect is probably dumb.

    I mean I guess it's more highbrow than rude-titty-sexual, but it's no less narrow a focus.

    fuck

    I forgot about rude titties

    forget sapiosexualism what was I thinking

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    P10firewaterwordMortious
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Even though I parallel park every day, I still avoid it in the wild if I can. I'd rather walk than damage my car.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
    DasUberEdwardfirewaterword
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Intelligence is attractive, but then again plenty of things are attractive and building your profile around a single aspect is probably dumb.

    I mean I guess it's more highbrow than rude-titty-sexual, but it's no less narrow a focus.

    If I'm making babies them babies better be smart enough to fend for themselves I tell your hwat

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
    Chanus
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
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    Julius wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    I do tend to be attracted to people who seem smart

    but, like, the end goal is still to rut like animals and become comfortable farting around each other, so I don't think I have pretensions about it?

    i mean, intelligence is attractive. and being able to converse with someone else on the same level is obviously important to people.

    but people who say they're sapiosexual are often just elitists and snobs.

    Yeah there are people who cannot converse on my level and people on whose level I cannot converse and it's sort of not fun to have dinner with them. Bus stop conversation at most

    weird, I can converse with most anyone

    perhaps you should

    get on my level

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
    PowerpuppiesPLA
  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    People getting to learn how much you hate racism within a week of knowing you: yet another advantage of being an SJW cuck.

    Hahnsoo1EddyDrez
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    This dude has the worst luck with dating tho

    It's like the world is out to turn him into some fedora-clad shithead, every woman he's met for two years has broken up with him because of religious reasons.

    Either because he was a dickhead about it (which to be fair sometimes he is, he's got some Dawkins tendencies) or because it turns out like this.

    as an observer it would seem that he's got some fedorable tendencies that are attracting a certain fedoraligned typed.

    Holy shit, "fedorable"

    That's going in the lexicon

    DasUberEdwardHahnsoo1DrezPLAYoshisummonsjakobagger
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    @visiblehowl I sense this chess match may last another fortnight, at least

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • KneelKneel Ten thick coats Registered User regular
    Kneel wrote: »
    I'm going to bed shortly, so I shall leave with the gift that keeps on giving.


    oh dang that is a band i have not heard in many many years

    But progressively awesome. And I still love 'Sorry you're not a winner'.

    Want to see more of Kneel's slapdash slatherings?
    Visit him at Monstrous Pigments' Instagram and Facebook pages!
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    People getting to learn how much you hate racism within a week of knowing you: yet another advantage of being an SJW cuck.

    That's one thing i can never be called, at least.

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
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    Julius wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    I do tend to be attracted to people who seem smart

    but, like, the end goal is still to rut like animals and become comfortable farting around each other, so I don't think I have pretensions about it?

    i mean, intelligence is attractive. and being able to converse with someone else on the same level is obviously important to people.

    but people who say they're sapiosexual are often just elitists and snobs.

    Yeah there are people who cannot converse on my level and people on whose level I cannot converse and it's sort of not fun to have dinner with them. Bus stop conversation at most

    weird, I can converse with most anyone

    perhaps you should

    get on my level

    No u come down to mine

    It's nice here

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    Home. I survived traffic.

    A Kobold's Kobold
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    @visiblehowl I sense this chess match may last another fortnight, at least

    No vh this is the calm before he unleashes the hounds of war

    Deploy everything quick and go hard in the paint

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    I'm sexually attracted to people who will scream into the dark to the tune of the abyssal plainsongs in our heads with me.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
    Twitter delenda est
    EddyDrezPLA
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Even though I parallel park every day, I still avoid it in the wild if I can. I'd rather walk than damage my car.

    yeah parallel parking isn't much of a badge of honor. but it is a badge of a person who will do something that's more difficulty than necessary for self-gratification.

    kind of like the guy who takes up two parking spaces with their vehicle because screw everyone else right? except wait where was I going with this don't be either person.

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    Preacher
  • milskimilski Their Will comes, at last, to Earth, to the Neath, as a storm crosses the sea. Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Intelligence is attractive, but then again plenty of things are attractive and building your profile around a single aspect is probably dumb.

    I mean I guess it's more highbrow than rude-titty-sexual, but it's no less narrow a focus.

    If I'm making babies them babies better be smart enough to fend for themselves I tell your hwat

    But if you date somebody with rude titties they can scare off predators and shelter the babies from weather.

    High, cold, eternal, immobile, minuscule. You endure; you burn.
    Eddy
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