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[Chat]an Ibrahimovic

TavTav Registered User regular
This chat is dedicated to one of the greatest footballers/humans ever. He's 6'5, hard as fuck and is a Swedish hero...



#daretozlatan

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury A Deadly Mix of Ambition and Drive Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Tav wrote: »
    This chat is dedicated to one of the greatest footballers/humans ever. He's 6'5, hard as fuck and is a Swedish hero...



    #daretozlatan

    You mean Handegger.

    21stCentury on
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTPLA
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    So can I talk about soup in here

    Because soup is like soup and soup like is like soup man

    PLA
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I don't trust soup

  • 21stCentury21stCentury A Deadly Mix of Ambition and Drive Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    So can I talk about soup in here

    Because soup is like soup and soup like is like soup man

    no soup for you.

    haahaha.

    Like the man says.

    in Friends.

    Drezwandering
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    So can I talk about soup in here

    Because soup is like soup and soup like is like soup man

    no soup for you.

    haahaha.

    Like the man says.

    in Friends.

    That is what he says

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav

    sup?

  • 21stCentury21stCentury A Deadly Mix of Ambition and Drive Registered User regular
    TA-IA-IA-IAV
    TA-IA-IA-IAV
    TA-IA-IA-IAV

    I SAY TAV!


    WHAT'S GOIN ON?

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav

    sup?

    Hey bro

  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    So can I talk about soup in here

    Because soup is like soup and soup like is like soup man

    smash the soupriarchy!

    This machine kills threads.
    Drez
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Too many cats up in this lap.

  • descdesc goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Too many cats up in this lap.

    or

    are there

    MsAnthropyBlameless ClericArchwandering
  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    So can I talk about soup in here

    Because soup is like soup and soup like is like soup man

    smash the soupriarchy!

    Not until I get my soup!

    Drez
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Too many cats up in this lap.

    Cats

  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Too many cats up in this lap.

    or

    are there

    Yes

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal Beholden To Fun Registered User regular
    Hello again [chat]

    I am bacheloring it up, as Nargirl has once again gone early abed.

    Which is a habit we both need to break, because she and I slept early last night and woke up at 4am and 6am respectively.

    Ain't nobody gotta be up at those times.

    Narwhal I think you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav

    sup?

    Hey bro

    holla

    Drez
  • KneelKneel Registered User regular
    I'd have gone with [chat]winker, but it's not in my nature.

    Want to see more of Kneel's slapdash slatherings?
    Visit him at Monstrous Pigments' Instagram and Facebook pages!
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hello again [chat]

    I am bacheloring it up, as Nargirl has once again gone early abed.

    Which is a habit we both need to break, because she and I slept early last night and woke up at 4am and 6am respectively.

    Ain't nobody gotta be up at those times.

    My flight boards at 6:30 am. So......

    MsAnthropyRMS Oceanic
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    does that make you a bachelor

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
    DrezBeNarwhal
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I'm a mozartelor

  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    I don't trust soup
    I am keeping an eye on some soup right now.

    is this how nations are born
    Drez
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I'm tipsy. Should I watch Nerve or Ghostbusters (the new one)?

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I don't trust soup
    I am keeping an eye on some soup right now.

    What kind

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal Beholden To Fun Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    does that make you a bachelor

    My partner has entered a different plane of consciousness than the one I'm currently inhabiting. Functionally, she doesn't exist right now.

    I mean, I assume she'll wake up in 8-10 hours and rejoin us in the land of the living, but

    Stranger things have happened, P10. Stranger things have happened.
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hello again [chat]

    I am bacheloring it up, as Nargirl has once again gone early abed.

    Which is a habit we both need to break, because she and I slept early last night and woke up at 4am and 6am respectively.

    Ain't nobody gotta be up at those times.

    My flight boards at 6:30 am. So......

    Sleeping at the airport, waking up at 6:15. Gotcha.

    Narwhal I think you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • y2jake215y2jake215 Lars von Trihard/Cinnabon Iver steal chickens from men - and the future from godRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    This chat is dedicated to one of the greatest footballers/humans ever. He's 6'5, hard as fuck and is a Swedish hero...



    #daretozlatan

    You mean Handegger.

    It's neither hand nor egg

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    PLA
  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I don't trust soup
    I am keeping an eye on some soup right now.

    What kind
    A dishonest sort.
    Onions, celery, carrots, then stock and tomatoes and cabbage.
    The least trustworthy of vegetables.

    is this how nations are born
    BeNarwhalDrezHonk
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    does that make you a bachelor

    My partner has entered a different plane of consciousness than the one I'm currently inhabiting. Functionally, she doesn't exist right now.

    I mean, I assume she'll wake up in 8-10 hours and rejoin us in the land of the living, but

    Stranger things have happened, P10. Stranger things have happened.
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hello again [chat]

    I am bacheloring it up, as Nargirl has once again gone early abed.

    Which is a habit we both need to break, because she and I slept early last night and woke up at 4am and 6am respectively.

    Ain't nobody gotta be up at those times.

    My flight boards at 6:30 am. So......

    Sleeping at the airport, waking up at 6:15. Gotcha.

    TSA line is closed. I fucking hate early morning flights.

    BeNarwhalMsAnthropy
  • simonwolfsimonwolf hey frank can I borrow a couple of bucks from youRegistered User regular
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    @kedinik allah is merciful

    BeNarwhal
  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    I'm tipsy. Should I watch Nerve or Ghostbusters (the new one)?

    While the new Ghostbusters is not an instant classic, I was pleasantly surprised. The trailers oddly exaggerated things not really representative of the film as a whole.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    does that make you a bachelor

    My partner has entered a different plane of consciousness than the one I'm currently inhabiting. Functionally, she doesn't exist right now.

    I mean, I assume she'll wake up in 8-10 hours and rejoin us in the land of the living, but

    Stranger things have happened, P10. Stranger things have happened.

    "We were in different states" doesn't apply if the next two words are "of consciousness."

    BeNarwhal
  • TavTav Registered User regular

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal Beholden To Fun Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    does that make you a bachelor

    My partner has entered a different plane of consciousness than the one I'm currently inhabiting. Functionally, she doesn't exist right now.

    I mean, I assume she'll wake up in 8-10 hours and rejoin us in the land of the living, but

    Stranger things have happened, P10. Stranger things have happened.

    "We were in different states" doesn't apply if the next two words are "of consciousness."

    A matter for the courts to decide, I say!

    Narwhal I think you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    Drez
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    does that make you a bachelor

    My partner has entered a different plane of consciousness than the one I'm currently inhabiting. Functionally, she doesn't exist right now.

    I mean, I assume she'll wake up in 8-10 hours and rejoin us in the land of the living, but

    Stranger things have happened, P10. Stranger things have happened.

    "We were in different states" doesn't apply if the next two words are "of consciousness."

    A matter for the courts to decide, I say!

    Not something I'd gamble with if I could legit nickname my gf "knifey wifey"

    BeNarwhalDasUberEdwardFroThulhu
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Hopefully that's not a low blow, but the phrase knifey wifey popped into my head and I wanted to use it, repercussions be damned.

    BeNarwhal
  • simonwolfsimonwolf hey frank can I borrow a couple of bucks from youRegistered User regular
    I see you've played knifey wifey before

    DrezBeNarwhalFeral
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    @simonwolf

    How possible does a Zunist Iceland sound

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    My coworker got her degree today. I'm at her graduation party. Girls are ooing and aahing over my red wing boots. One girl made me lift my foot and poked her boyfriend, YOU NEED TO WEAR STUFF LIKE THAT

    did... did I just cuck him with my left foot

    BeNarwhalDrezDasUberEdwardZampanovAiouaVanguardDelmainFroThulhuSummaryJudgmentjakobaggermatt has a problemwafflesmageeelectricitylikesmeBlameless ClericArchEvil MultifariousthatassemblyguywanderingzepherinMrMisterBlackDragon480
  • descdesc goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    My coworker got her degree today. I'm at her graduation party. Girls are ooing and aahing over my red wing boots. One girl made me lift my foot and poked her boyfriend, YOU NEED TO WEAR STUFF LIKE THAT

    did... did I just cuck him with my left foot

    rip in pepperonis boyfriend

    ZampanovMsAnthropyjakobaggerthatassemblyguy
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