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I got hungry and ate a snack.

Lord JezoLord Jezo Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
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Nice.

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So I bet you are all concerned about the nutrition info on these things since we live in such a health conscious world.

Calories: 5

Total Fat: 1g
Sodium: 1mg
Total Carbs: 2g
Sugars: .07g
Protein: .5g

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Bacon and cheese flavor.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    I was fine with this until you got to the "bacon and cheese flavor" part. Man, that's gross.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    What do you want; A cookie?

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Proof that no matter how horrible your product, someone is dumb enough to buy it

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  • suttbeckssuttbecks Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    a cricket that's certainly an uncoventional thing to eat how intriguing

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ew D:

    i would not eat a cricket

    and if i did, i would not make a topic about it

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2007
    this goes against my eating preferences

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man, you don't have to buy fucking crickets. Just dig in your walls.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    Man, you don't have to buy fucking crickets. Just dig in your walls.

    But they won't be bacon and cheese flavored!

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    bug-food-inside.jpg



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    apparently they are quite crispy and nutritious

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Who else thought of cocks upon readin the thread title.


    Its like ive been indoctrinated into some sort of SE++ regime.

    Redeemer is Hitler. Teefs is goebbels.

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    this thread is going to go to dark places

    i can feel it

    t zzulu nice title :^:

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man that's cool I didn't even like my h-scroll anyway

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Man, you don't have to buy fucking crickets. Just dig in your walls.

    But they won't be bacon and cheese flavored!

    They will be if you put bacon and cheese in the walls.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Man, you don't have to buy fucking crickets. Just dig in your walls.

    But they won't be bacon and cheese flavored!

    They will be if you put bacon and cheese in the walls.

    He's got you there.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Did someone say...... COCKS?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    you guys think too small

    build the whole house of bacon and cheese to start with

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    and I just ate a burger. dont see me making a thread about it

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    suprisingly enough, i didn't get a single actual cock when i GIS'd "Cocks".

    Interesting

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited April 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm more disturbed by the tongue-shot than the insect eating. I mean, fuck, food goes in your mouth. We all know, we don't want to see it.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    BUGS FOR THE BUG GOD

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I suppose the most important question of this thread, and possibly of the year, is whether or not it actually tasted like bacon and cheese.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    handfuls of ants

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    I suppose the most important question of this thread, and possibly of the year, is whether or not it actually tasted like bacon and cheese.
    Has bacon flavored anything ever tasted like bacon besides bacon?

    Also -- pizza flavor is a crime, and I judge people who willingly eat it.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Has bacon flavored anything ever tasted like bacon besides bacon?
    You'll have to ask Lord Dave, our resident Baconologist.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I like my pizza to taste like pizza

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I just had chicken nuggets. They were dinosaur shaped.

    Dinosaur shaped food tastes the best

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    jimninja wrote: »
    I just had chicken nuggets. They were dinosaur shaped.

    Dinosaur shaped food tastes the best
    I'll remember that the next time my mom steams asparagus.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'd like to try dinosaur, just once.

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    jimninja wrote: »
    I just had chicken nuggets. They were dinosaur shaped.

    Dinosaur shaped food tastes the best
    I'll remember that the next time my mom steams asparagus.

    What is that shit supposed to be, a plesiosaur or something

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Motherfuckin' anachronistic all up ins.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    jimninja wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    jimninja wrote: »
    I just had chicken nuggets. They were dinosaur shaped.

    Dinosaur shaped food tastes the best
    I'll remember that the next time my mom steams asparagus.

    What is that shit supposed to be, a plesiosaur or something

    dinosaur penis

    actuslly i think i forgot what asparagus looks like

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    jimninja wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    jimninja wrote: »
    I just had chicken nuggets. They were dinosaur shaped.

    Dinosaur shaped food tastes the best
    I'll remember that the next time my mom steams asparagus.

    What is that shit supposed to be, a plesiosaur or something
    I am not above making asparagus dinosaur sculptures at the dinner table if this will somehow insure the food will taste "the best."

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  • Lord JezoLord Jezo Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    jimninja wrote: »
    I just had chicken nuggets. They were dinosaur shaped.

    Dinosaur shaped food tastes the best
    I'll remember that the next time my mom steams asparagus.

    My pee always smells real funny the next day when I eat that.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    I remember years ago when Burger King came out with chicken nuggets shaped like characters from that Rugrats cartoon.

    Let me tell you, folks, there is something intensely pleasurable about eating meat shaped like children.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Your mom?

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  • DienekesDienekes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lord Jezo wrote: »
    Total Fat: 1g
    Sodium: 1mg
    Total Carbs: 2g
    Sugars: .07g
    Protein: .5g

    this does not add up to 5 calories

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Let me tell you, folks, there is something intensely pleasurable about eating meat shaped like children.

    There's a much easier way.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Let me tell you, folks, there is something intensely pleasurable about eating meat shaped like children.

    There's a much easier way.

    not really.

    For ninety-nine cents, I could have a whole handful of children, pre-cooked and everything.

    Man, a jar of good ether any more costs at least eighteen bucks.

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