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    EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    I roll for initiative.

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    Mother FUCK

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Diabolical.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    We're a nice crew really

    My youngest nephew is uncharacteristically crabbit :(

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Geth, roll 3d6 for STR
    Geth, roll 3d6 for DEX
    Geth, roll 3d6 for CON
    Geth, roll 3d6 for INT
    Geth, roll 3d6 for WIS
    Geth, roll 3d6 for CHA

    STR:
    3d6 6 [3d6=2, 2, 2]
    DEX:
    3d6 15 [3d6=6, 4, 5]
    CON:
    3d6 11 [3d6=5, 3, 3]
    INT:
    3d6 9 [3d6=4, 2, 3]
    WIS:
    3d6 12 [3d6=3, 4, 5]
    CHA:
    3d6 5 [3d6=2, 2, 1]

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Hmm, a rogue probably

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    EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    A wild diabolical crabbit appears. It looks... angry.

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    With 5 CHA, hiding in shadows would probably be for the best.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Ugh, Dungeons and Dragons?

    What do you think we are, nerds?

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Ugh, Dungeons and Dragons?

    What do you think we are, nerds?
    Think? No, no, not at all.

    I have decisive evidence that you are nerds.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Kobolds, good early levels fodder or great early levels fodder?

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Couscous wrote: »
    Kobolds, good early levels fodder or great early levels fodder?
    @A Kobold's Kobold

    Bethryn on
    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Oh this will be something

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Charge men! We shall conquer these week and feeble people and transform this land into the New D+D!

    Trace on
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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    y'all feel free to help yourself to anything in the fridge, but the leftover christmas cookies are mine, y'hear?

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Kobolds, good early levels fodder or great early levels fodder?

    Kobolds are awesome if you read Races of the Dragon

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Charge men! We shall conquer these week and feeble people and transform this land into the New D+D!

    No irridentism pls

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    EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Conquering SE++ is like annexing Florida. Nobody wins, and you definitely lose.

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Charge men! We shall conquer these week and feeble people and transform this land into the New D+D!
    Aside from the Webcomics and Webcomic Edits thread, what natural resources even are there to plunder?

    Is Homestuck really something we want?

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    Is there a tale of a heroic kobold who went out on a quest and came back with a sweet new ride?

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    EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    It's something you got now! Ahahahahha

    May the infection spread swiftly

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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Charge men! We shall conquer these week and feeble people and transform this land into the New D+D!

    do you really want this land

    we kinda salted the earth after we burnt it ages ago

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    My parents got me diabetic ice cream yesterday, despite my previously being told not to bother

    It didn't taste much of anything

    RMS Oceanic on
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    I was sure that if anything drastic happened it would be SE that got nuked and it would be D&D that got the big influx

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Hi D&D people!

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    i put on my robe and wizard hat

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    This claymation show on Nick Jr that my nephews are watching has an absurdly low frame rate

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    i cast magic missile on the darkness

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    But it isn't a [chat] thread...

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I only play 3.5 Gestalt

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    But it isn't a [chat] thread...
    It's true, this is just a thread about Chats.

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    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    SabreMau wrote: »
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    how much of that is like Redwall

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    SabreMau wrote: »
    Is there a tale of a heroic kobold who went out on a quest and came back with a sweet new ride?

    Pun-Pun?

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
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    Woah.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Anzekay wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Charge men! We shall conquer these week and feeble people and transform this land into the New D+D!

    do you really want this land

    we kinda salted the earth after we burnt it ages ago

    That was after the burning, but before the poop thread. And then there was the thread with that pig with the oversized testicles and the unfortunate poop, and then crwth's balls in snug cotton...

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    If Drizzt is so cool and strong then why doesn't he just shoot Elminster?

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    This claymation show on Nick Jr that my nephews are watching has an absurdly low frame rate

    How low is it?

    fuck gendered marketing
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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    Thanks tube. You're a gem.

    Hope everyone had a wonderful time over the holidays! Kind of sad to see the holiday forum finish up again. Always a really good time.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    This claymation show on Nick Jr that my nephews are watching has an absurdly low frame rate

    How low is it?

    This character talked for around five seconds and their model changed maybe 50 times

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