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The D&D Chat Thread

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  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    *reads imaginary D&D thread about the US Israel UN situation*

    Summary: Its degrading.

    Sleep
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I've already mourned in advance the poor sap at boston dynamics whos job it is to test robot balance by kicking robots

    yeah I've watched that guy kick no less than four robots now and I mean at some point they're going to just kick him and every time he starts to get up they'll kick him down again, but since they're robots they can just literally do that until he dies from lack of water.

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    they really should have built a robot to kick the other robots

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Seriously this year was the scariest for BD. They came out with the spot mini, which is non hydraulic and the quietest robot they've made. It goes 90 minutes on a full charge.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf7IEVTDjng

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Let's create a terrifying robot and strap some fucking googly eyes to it

    :+1:

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2016
    TL DR wrote: »
    I look at dhalsim now and am just jealous of how he can get his knees that far below his hips.

    Full lotus and then roll forward over the knees to something that looks almost like a double pigeon.

    A beautiful dream of the future. Still working on agnistambhasana/fire log. Got a good six inches between my knee and foot with my left leg up. One day though!

    firewaterword on
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  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    Cub Scouts are in the news again. Kicked out a 8 year old trans boy because of parents complaints... ugh.

    God damn; all I wanted when I was ~7 was to be in boy scouts, because girl scouts was inexplicably aversive and boy scouts seemed so much better. Interesting to see that it's not even possible today, let alone 20 years ago when gender non-conformity was acknowledged much differently.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited December 2016
    It's back!

    ...get the fuck out :P

    Tox on
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  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Seriously this year was the scariest for BD. They came out with the spot mini, which is non hydraulic and the quietest robot they've made. It goes 90 minutes on a full charge.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf7IEVTDjng

    eeeee give me a robot dog!

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    I am glad they are moving away from hydraulic systems. They are fantastic for situations needing slow strong movements, not great for limbs with dexterity.

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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Ah home again home again

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    damn it.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    stick a gun on that thing and you'd get an instant boner from everyone in procurement in the pentagon

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  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    I hope at the very least I can be thrown into a recycler so the lipids in my body can be processed into some kind of biofuel for our new masters

    "It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and. become one with all the people."
    -Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, “Ethics for Tomorrow”.

    "Mary had a little lamb,
    Little lamb, little lamb,
    Mary had a little lamb,
    whose fleece was white as snow."

    -- Assassins' Redoubt, Final Transmission

    With Love and Courage
    PLA
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    bye SE++

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    D&D should be working now. Also someone go test out the comic comments for me

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    But we like SE++ : (

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    Thanks for letting us crash here tube. It was fun.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    The Magicians just went ddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafrrrrrrrrrrkkkkk

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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  • QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    I love how that dumb robit just keeps it's mouth wide open after accomplishing a task. Good job, little buddy.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    someone clipped the back of my brand new mazda 6, probably in the parking garage at work. Was able to pop the bumper back in although the tail light looks like it might be slightly askew, although it's hard to say. Only a couple of scrapes along the bottom. All things considered, it's not that bad. Very annoying that it happened when I've had the thing less than 2 weeks. F parking garages.

    Call your insurance might as well get it fixed it is so new.

    there's virtually zero physical damage and I don't feel like either paying up on a deductible or burning the "free" $500 I have from the dealership to put towards a deductible. I popped the tail light off and put it back on, everything seems perfectly fine. I think after a good car wash and a wax I pretty much won't even be able to see where my bumper was touched.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    they really should have built a robot to kick the other robots
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    *reads imaginary D&D thread about the US Israel UN situation*

    Summary: Its degrading.

    Oh snap!
    Netanyahu also signaled his support for the incoming Donald Trump administration, saying, "Israel looks forward to working with Trump to mitigate the damage this resolution has done and ultimately to repeal it. We hope the outgoing Obama administration will prevent any more damage."

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    In Lexx his Divine Shadow ordered all people on the Cluster to be fed to the Lexx as it neared completion.

    Havelock2.0
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Everything I know about boy scouts both in reading and anecdotally is that the groups are almost completely independent. Clearly that group is full of horrible bigots, but I'm sure a troop exists that isn't.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    Sometimes I sell my stuff on Ebay
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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    I didn't play a rogue, exactly, but I did play a sneaky assassin lady once, and had one of my favorite moments in tabletop gaming.

    Part of her backstory was that she was hunting down members of a secret society because...something something murdered her father or something? It was awhile ago. Anyway, she gets some info that this one dude is a member. We'll call him Lord Target. He's some big hotshot in the city the party is in at the moment, so it'll require some strategy and probably some good rolls. The DM and I go to another room (the other characters don't know I'm an assassin, and at the time the players didn't really either, although they knew I was up to some shady shit) and I get a pretty epic scene where I jump in through a window and kill him quietly before sneaking out, completely bypassing all the guards, etc etc. I rolled pretty well, and I got some good info on other targets too by rifling through his drawers. So we go back to the group, and continue the adventure, which is taking us out of the city for a few days.

    Two sessions later, we come back from our trek into the wilderness, and as we approach the city we run into someone leaving. Our...I don't know what to call him, he was sort of a bard but also I guess a warlock or something? Whatever, he was our bigmouthed guy who kept the plot moving, pretty much. Anyway, he asks the dude if there's any news from the city. The dude is like, "Yeah [some stuff happened] oh and also Lord Target was murdered in his home." The warlock player's eyes widen and he yells, "MY FATHER WAS MURDERED???"

    Probably the biggest test of my poker face I've had in my life. I glance over at the DM while the warlock player is looking away, and he shoots me this smug look for half a second before putting his own poker face back on. The next several minutes were the warlock explaining to the party all the terrible things he was going to do to the person who murdered his father when he caught them. I think my character was like "I thought you hated your father" and the dude was like "Yeah, but he's still my father, [continue rant about evil assassins]".

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Everything I know about boy scouts both in reading and anecdotally is that the groups are almost completely independent. Clearly that group is full of horrible bigots, but I'm sure a troop exists that isn't.

    Yeah the difference from what I can see though is that being a horrible bigot is like the M.O. of the boy scouts as where the girl scouts is inclusive but I mean there's going to be bad eggs.

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Nooooooooooooooooo.

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