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The Unbeatable Squirrel[chat]

emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
Since ink met paper, only one comic book hero has a perfect record of wins and that is the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Dr. Doom, Thanos, even planet-devouring Galactus can't get the better of Squirrel Girl.

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Ladyroar upon seeing the trailer for Monster Trucks
    Someone wrote that!?

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
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    Doreen-chan

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Oh goddammit Sense8 enough with the
    dilated vaginas already. I mean if you're going to do that you might as well do the poop too.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Ladyroar upon seeing the trailer for Monster Trucks
    Someone wrote that!?

    Actually no, no one wrote Monster Truck, the script was just found.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Awww yess. Rescuing the doggo in Mad Max!

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Squirrel Girl fought MODOK? I shouldn't be surprised.

    Squirrel Girl is awesome.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Ladyroar upon seeing the trailer for Monster Trucks
    Someone wrote that!?

    Actually no, no one wrote Monster Truck, the script was just found.

    Are you implying the script for Monster Trucks is like the fabled forest porn magazine?

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Ladyroar upon seeing the trailer for Monster Trucks
    Someone wrote that!?

    That looks like a 90s movie that's 20 years too late for the 90s, 5 years too early for 90s nostalgia.

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    I was extremely ready to swoop in and usurp [chat] with a Last Guardian themed OP.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
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  • wafflesmageewafflesmagee I like pancakes. Registered User regular
    YAAAAAAAAASSSSS SQUIRREL GIRL!

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Ladyroar upon seeing the trailer for Monster Trucks
    Someone wrote that!?

    Actually no, no one wrote Monster Truck, the script was just found.

    Are you implying the script for Monster Trucks is like the fabled forest porn magazine?

    No, of course not.

    Forest Porn mags are serendipitous and overall positive.

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    *stares off into the sea*

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh goddammit Sense8 enough with the
    dilated vaginas already. I mean if you're going to do that you might as well do the poop too.

    The wachowskis write what they know

    fuck gendered marketing
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    A squirrel killed @SummaryJudgment in my Rimworld colony

    Squirrels confirmed unbeatable.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I was extremely ready to swoop in and usurp [chat] with a Last Guardian themed OP.

    Squirrel Girl beat Trico!

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    I want to get another doggo and named it Toriko. Textually speaking (all the dialogue is sub-titled) the American version of the game called the monster in Last Guardian "Trico", but the boy pretty clearly pronounces it Toriko. I already mimic the fake language words/noises that the boy makes when petting Trico in game while petting my current doggo.

    And maybe also the new doggo will be 10 feet tall and 30 feet long and I can ride it, I don't know?

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Squirrel Girl fans don't read this
    I don't get the appeal.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh goddammit Sense8 enough with the
    dilated vaginas already. I mean if you're going to do that you might as well do the poop too.

    The wachowskis write what they know

    I was almost expecting Bruce Boxlietner to appear out of one.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
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    I think she wants me to stop bothering her

    Happiness is within reach!
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    Hmm. Maybe I've been too harsh on comics.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Hmm. Maybe I've been too harsh on comics.

    Web, newspaper, or stand up?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Hmm. Maybe I've been too harsh on comics.

    Web, newspaper, or stand up?

    Whatever this lady what throws squirrels at baddies appears in.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    My son finally got to use his new telescope tonight. He was able to point it at the moon without any help. Pretty.

    Then we pointed it at Mars and Neptune (did you know they're right next to each other in the sky tonight, Northern Hemisphere Chatters?), but really, you just get to see two dots of light. Reflected from other motherfucking planets!

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    SQUIRREL GIRLLLLLLLLL

    Bless your heart.
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    ahem...

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    are YOU on the beer list?
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    Ladyroar upon seeing the trailer for Monster Trucks
    Someone wrote that!?

    When they released the first trailer for it 4-6 months ago, the studio literally pre-booked an expected $100+m loss on it. They announced to shareholders they expected to take a massive loss on it 6 months before the movie even came out. It's amazing.

    :edit: here it is, September.

    http://variety.com/2016/film/news/monster-trucks-viacom-loss-115-million-1201867055/

    matt has a problem on
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  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    A squirrel killed @SummaryJudgment in my Rimworld colony

    Squirrels confirmed unbeatable.

    :-1: Look at this guy, telling everyone about it allllllllll over again

    I bet that squirrel would cosign a loan in your name

    I bet he'd steal your fucking identity

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    I was waiting for one of you people to post that dude cosplaying as Tree Rat Lady

    knitdan on
    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    Does this count?

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    A squirrel killed SummaryJudgment in my Rimworld colony

    Squirrels confirmed unbeatable.

    :-1: Look at this guy, telling everyone about it allllllllll over again

    I bet that squirrel would cosign a loan in your name

    I bet he'd steal your fucking identity

    Really it was Havelock's fault anyway, he was your attending physician

    It was so fucking tragic though, I almost cried :P

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    Does this count?

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    Hyperventilates

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »

    I love how she has chubbiness of Japan.

    Yes Japan, she is chubby....

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Tested negative for the allergy test, doctor thinks not asthma (idk if there is a quick test). No explanation yet for anaphylaxis. Scary.

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    #Chubbiness

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    #Thicc

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    A squirrel killed SummaryJudgment in my Rimworld colony

    Squirrels confirmed unbeatable.

    :-1: Look at this guy, telling everyone about it allllllllll over again

    I bet that squirrel would cosign a loan in your name

    I bet he'd steal your fucking identity

    Really it was Havelock's fault anyway, he was your attending physician

    It was so fucking tragic though, I almost cried :P

    I love it

    Too weird to live, but rare enough to die

    Just critical failures in a row over and over, 1d20 on the squirrel defense, 1d20 on infection, 1d20 on treatment

    SummaryJudgment on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I dated a girl with that build in Japan. She was cute. But a little vapid?

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