The button fell off a pair of jeans I wear regularly and I don't even care. Zipper + belt = good 2 go
This is me with suspenders. Top buttons are for suckers! Also too tight when you sit in certain positions. Same reason I switched to suspenders in the first place. Not a fan of being tightly constricted.
it's summer and i've kinda just been wearing the same pair of shorts for weeks now since they are really comfy and my other pairs of shorts are a bit less comfy
I always wear belts if the pants in question has belt loops
I can't tell you the number of times I've had to use the belt on a zipline, staunch blood flow to a limb, help somebody hang themself, or bind someones hands short-term
I feel like we were done a disservice by never having discussions like these in kindergarten
Yeah, instead we had all that time wasted spent on what to do if you suddenly catch on fire.
How many times do I need to know "Stop Drop and Roll"? So far, never.
On the other hand "Button first, then zip or Zip first then button?": Every god damned day I decide to wear pants.
It makes me wonder if all the history classes just sort of glossed over the great spontaneous combustion epidemic of the 60s and 70s. Cause by the time I came along in the 80s? That shit was on lock.
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Button then zip
We can all agree that wearing suspenders and a belt at the same time is nonsense.
A person who can not trust his pants can not trust anything.
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zip then button feels like driving in neutral
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You mean leg prison?
It's much less likely to result in walking around with my zipper undone that way
IF I AM FORCED TO WEAR PANTS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARD INTO HELL
also the correct way to hang a roll of toilet paper or paper towels
why would you have it hang down the back that's just asinine
This is me with suspenders. Top buttons are for suckers! Also too tight when you sit in certain positions. Same reason I switched to suspenders in the first place. Not a fan of being tightly constricted.
heh, assinine
Urgh belts
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
My wife doesn't care and its madness. "It doesn't matter." No no god damn it there are rules this isn't vietnam!
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It is even against the patent! And who goes against patents?!?! Crazy people that's who!
If the roll is hung backwards, a mischievous cat can't unwind it
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On the other hand that fucking cat is gonna get that toilet paper off the roll somehow so whatever you like is fine
the real crazy is finding out that some people wipe while standing/squatting
others wipe while sitting
and both are completely unaware that the other exist usually
I can't tell you the number of times I've had to use the belt on a zipline, staunch blood flow to a limb, help somebody hang themself, or bind someones hands short-term
I'm aware of my shame.
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Yeah, instead we had all that time wasted spent on what to do if you suddenly catch on fire.
How many times do I need to know "Stop Drop and Roll"? So far, never.
On the other hand "Button first, then zip or Zip first then button?": Every god damned day I decide to wear pants.
It makes me wonder if all the history classes just sort of glossed over the great spontaneous combustion epidemic of the 60s and 70s. Cause by the time I came along in the 80s? That shit was on lock.
A person who can not trust his pants can not trust anything.
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Wiping is so 1900s. I have a laser bidet that cleans my butthole with the power of SCIENCE!
how much did that set you back, 200 bars of gold pressed latinum?
with a lot of difficulty and the realization that I need bigger pants
As an octodad I'm sure your situation is unique.
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As a what? I'm just a normal human father.
Okay, if anyone even pees in my shower I will be super upset at them.
You and I would never get along
I tear it open from the center like goatse.