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How do you put your pants on?

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Pants are for weaklings and cowards
    You don't need pants for the victory dance


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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Button then zip
    button then zip lines up the zipper real good so it has a nice smooth runway

    zip then button feels like driving in neutral

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    just wear sweatpants 24/7

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Button then zip
    I have never agreed with the "take off your pants to be comfortable" culture

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pants are for weaklings and cowards
    Pants?

    You mean leg prison?

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Zip then button
    I zipper my pants before I button them

    It's much less likely to result in walking around with my zipper undone that way

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Pants are for weaklings and cowards
    I feel like we were done a disservice by never having discussions like these in kindergarten

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2017
    Pants are for weaklings and cowards
    If I am sentenced to wear pants by some corrupt southern judge... I button then zipper.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Button then zip
    This thread really just shows the greatness of the tv show Babylon 5. I want that on record.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Pants are for weaklings and cowards
    If I am sentenced to wear pants by some corrupt southern judge... I button then zipper.

    IF I AM FORCED TO WEAR PANTS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARD INTO HELL

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I am a fancy lad/lass who only wears button flies
    I feel like we were done a disservice by never having discussions like these in kindergarten

    also the correct way to hang a roll of toilet paper or paper towels

    why would you have it hang down the back that's just asinine

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    hatedinamericahatedinamerica Registered User regular
    I am a fancy lad/lass who only wears button flies
    The button fell off a pair of jeans I wear regularly and I don't even care. Zipper + belt = good 2 go

    This is me with suspenders. Top buttons are for suckers! Also too tight when you sit in certain positions. Same reason I switched to suspenders in the first place. Not a fan of being tightly constricted.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
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    Shorty wrote: »
    I feel like we were done a disservice by never having discussions like these in kindergarten

    also the correct way to hang a roll of toilet paper or paper towels

    why would you have it hang down the back that's just asinine

    heh, assinine

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
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    Shorty wrote: »
    I feel like we were done a disservice by never having discussions like these in kindergarten

    also the correct way to hang a roll of toilet paper or paper towels

    why would you have it hang down the back that's just asinine

    My wife doesn't care and its madness. "It doesn't matter." No no god damn it there are rules this isn't vietnam!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
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    Shorty wrote: »
    I feel like we were done a disservice by never having discussions like these in kindergarten

    also the correct way to hang a roll of toilet paper or paper towels

    why would you have it hang down the back that's just asinine

    It is even against the patent! And who goes against patents?!?! Crazy people that's who!

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
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    Shorty wrote: »
    I feel like we were done a disservice by never having discussions like these in kindergarten

    also the correct way to hang a roll of toilet paper or paper towels

    why would you have it hang down the back that's just asinine

    If the roll is hung backwards, a mischievous cat can't unwind it

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    it's summer and i've kinda just been wearing the same pair of shorts for weeks now since they are really comfy and my other pairs of shorts are a bit less comfy

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Pants are for weaklings and cowards
    Shorty wrote: »
    I feel like we were done a disservice by never having discussions like these in kindergarten

    also the correct way to hang a roll of toilet paper or paper towels

    why would you have it hang down the back that's just asinine

    If the roll is hung backwards, a mischievous cat can't unwind it

    On the other hand that fucking cat is gonna get that toilet paper off the roll somehow so whatever you like is fine

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I am a decidedly unfancy lad/lass who only wears sweatpants
    Preacher wrote: »
    Standing? There are people who put them on sitting down?

    My god its like finding out people put on socks before pants.

    the real crazy is finding out that some people wipe while standing/squatting

    others wipe while sitting

    and both are completely unaware that the other exist usually

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pants are for weaklings and cowards
    I wipe while floating exactly 7 inches off of the toilet seat.

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    I always wear belts if the pants in question has belt loops

    I can't tell you the number of times I've had to use the belt on a zipline, staunch blood flow to a limb, help somebody hang themself, or bind someones hands short-term

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
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    bowen wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Standing? There are people who put them on sitting down?

    My god its like finding out people put on socks before pants.

    the real crazy is finding out that some people wipe while standing/squatting

    others wipe while sitting

    and both are completely unaware that the other exist usually

    I'm aware of my shame.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Button then zip
    I feel like we were done a disservice by never having discussions like these in kindergarten

    Yeah, instead we had all that time wasted spent on what to do if you suddenly catch on fire.
    How many times do I need to know "Stop Drop and Roll"? So far, never.
    On the other hand "Button first, then zip or Zip first then button?": Every god damned day I decide to wear pants.

    It makes me wonder if all the history classes just sort of glossed over the great spontaneous combustion epidemic of the 60s and 70s. Cause by the time I came along in the 80s? That shit was on lock.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
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    We can all agree that wearing suspenders and a belt at the same time is nonsense.

    A person who can not trust his pants can not trust anything.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I am a fancy lad/lass who only wears button flies
    man why would you put on socks after pants, that's crazy

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Button then zip
    I put my pants on one dick at a time, like a normal human.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    bowen wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Standing? There are people who put them on sitting down?

    My god its like finding out people put on socks before pants.

    the real crazy is finding out that some people wipe while standing/squatting

    others wipe while sitting

    and both are completely unaware that the other exist usually

    Wiping is so 1900s. I have a laser bidet that cleans my butthole with the power of SCIENCE!

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I am a decidedly unfancy lad/lass who only wears sweatpants
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Standing? There are people who put them on sitting down?

    My god its like finding out people put on socks before pants.

    the real crazy is finding out that some people wipe while standing/squatting

    others wipe while sitting

    and both are completely unaware that the other exist usually

    Wiping is so 1900s. I have a laser bidet that cleans my butthole with the power of SCIENCE!

    how much did that set you back, 200 bars of gold pressed latinum?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pants are for weaklings and cowards
    Something something 3 sea shells.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    To answer the question, the same way as anyone else

    with a lot of difficulty and the realization that I need bigger pants

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pants are for weaklings and cowards
    Moriveth wrote: »
    To answer the question, the same way as anyone else

    with a lot of difficulty and the realization that I need bigger pants

    As an octodad I'm sure your situation is unique.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Zip then button
    Just poop directly in the shower and remove the middle man entirely.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    To answer the question, the same way as anyone else

    with a lot of difficulty and the realization that I need bigger pants

    As an octodad I'm sure your situation is unique.

    As a what? I'm just a normal human father.

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
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    Veldrin wrote: »
    Just poop directly in the shower and remove the middle man entirely.

    Okay, if anyone even pees in my shower I will be super upset at them.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I am a decidedly unfancy lad/lass who only wears sweatpants
    save the planet, pee in the shower

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
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    Which end do you open a banana from?

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Pants are for weaklings and cowards
    Psykoma wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Just poop directly in the shower and remove the middle man entirely.

    Okay, if anyone even pees in my shower I will be super upset at them.

    You and I would never get along

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Which end do you open a banana from?

    I tear it open from the center like goatse.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pants are for weaklings and cowards
    I pinch the tip and then spread it open.

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