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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
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    Darmak wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Wait you don't just grab the bottom of the tshirt and pull it up and off? It inverts it for you so the wash/dry doesn't ruin the graphic if it's a graphic tee too.

    Then I'd need to turn it back the right way, insanity!

    Yeah, in all my 30+ years I've never had a tshirt graphic get ruined by the wash. I've owned some tshirts for 15ish years too and while they're a little faded, the graphics are still on them just fine.

    My wife just informed me that also apparently you're supposed to shake each article of clothing after taking it out of the wash and before putting it into the dryer? It's supposed to prevent wrinkling? Neither of us have ever done this, but I'd never even heard of it until now.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2017
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    tynic wrote: »
    I think this is the point where everyone makes demo videos.

    Like a collection of clumsy nerd strippers.

    Maybe when I get home from work. It doesn't exactly work the same with button ups.

    Straightzi on
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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
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    I thought I zipped first, but now I am doubting myself. I'm not wearing pants today to check.

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I am a decidedly unfancy lad/lass who only wears sweatpants
    Darmak wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Wait you don't just grab the bottom of the tshirt and pull it up and off? It inverts it for you so the wash/dry doesn't ruin the graphic if it's a graphic tee too.

    Then I'd need to turn it back the right way, insanity!

    Yeah, in all my 30+ years I've never had a tshirt graphic get ruined by the wash. I've owned some tshirts for 15ish years too and while they're a little faded, the graphics are still on them just fine.

    I don't like the faded look

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Alright, I just experimented. I grab by the collar and lift the shirt over my head.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
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    Removing shirts the Uriel way.

    Step one. Pop my arms into the sleeves and pretend that some velociraptors got them.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
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    For shirts I grab my sleeve with one hand, pull my arm out, use that arm to push the shirt as I draw in my other arm, then get it off over my head.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
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    Step two. From inside the shirt push up on the collar over my head then quote Tod Flanders from the Simpsons episode Realty Bites "I'm a torso!"

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2017
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    Alright, I just experimented. I grab by the collar and lift the shirt over my head.

    Alright, try this.

    - Grasp the bottom hem of the shirt with both hands, the right hand on the front left section and the left hand on the front right. Your arms should be crossed in front of your body.
    - Lift and uncross your arms, simultaneously. It may feel a bit weird, but the two motions should go together fairly smoothly.
    - Raise your arms fully above your head, removing the shirt. The shirt will now be inside out over your forearms.
    - Pull one arm out of your inside out shirt. Now it's just in the one hand.
    - You can pretty much do what you like with it now, you're just holding a shirt, mission accomplished. I recommend doing something cool and sexy, like cracking it like a whip or slam dunking it into your hamper.

    I think those instructions cover it. It's really hard to write it out without doing it myself though, as I've trained myself enough that it's just a natural motion by now.

    Straightzi on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
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    I usually take off my socks by using my feet to slide my socks so they are halfway off my feet, and then flick them into the air. I wait until both are airborne before I snatch them out of the air and then dunk them into my hamper.

    Ladies.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
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    bowen wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Wait you don't just grab the bottom of the tshirt and pull it up and off? It inverts it for you so the wash/dry doesn't ruin the graphic if it's a graphic tee too.

    Then I'd need to turn it back the right way, insanity!

    Yeah, in all my 30+ years I've never had a tshirt graphic get ruined by the wash. I've owned some tshirts for 15ish years too and while they're a little faded, the graphics are still on them just fine.

    I don't like the faded look

    Not being able to wear our favorite shirts for all our lives is just a slow-burn reminder about the impermanence of all things.

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    You tuck your arms into your sleeves and bring them up through the collar. Then wriggle your whole body out the neck hole like it's giving birth

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
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    What is a shirt

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
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    What is a shirt

    It's that thing I use to cover my disgusting torso

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    The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
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    With my two feet and a heartbeat

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    How to remove a t-shirt:

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
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    The best thing about that scene is the fact that you can still see the back half of the shirt

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
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    Darmak wrote: »
    What is a shirt

    It's that thing I use to cover my disgusting torso

    I thought that was skin

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
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    tynic wrote: »
    I think this is the point where everyone makes demo videos.

    Like a collection of clumsy nerd strippers.

    No Blue Ranger threads

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
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    Darmak wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Wait you don't just grab the bottom of the tshirt and pull it up and off? It inverts it for you so the wash/dry doesn't ruin the graphic if it's a graphic tee too.

    Then I'd need to turn it back the right way, insanity!

    Yeah, in all my 30+ years I've never had a tshirt graphic get ruined by the wash. I've owned some tshirts for 15ish years too and while they're a little faded, the graphics are still on them just fine.

    My wife just informed me that also apparently you're supposed to shake each article of clothing after taking it out of the wash and before putting it into the dryer? It's supposed to prevent wrinkling? Neither of us have ever done this, but I'd never even heard of it until now.

    Doesn't the dryer do the shaking for us? I mean, that is 50% of its function.

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    I'm lazy. If I can, I leave the pants buttoned and zipped when taking them off or putting them on.

    So, N/A.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
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    This is how I take off my shirt.

    https://youtu.be/leyO85-rROQ

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I am a decidedly unfancy lad/lass who only wears sweatpants
    I'd be okay with this

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
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    I think I switch back and forth between zip-and-button and button-and-zip. And then I have some super stretchy skinny jeans that have zero fasteners to them at all. It's all just sewn shut.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
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    bowen wrote: »
    I'd be okay with this

    Velcro sucks though. Like it breaks down way too fast.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    I am a decidedly unfancy lad/lass who only wears sweatpants
    I think I switch back and forth between zip-and-button and button-and-zip. And then I have some super stretchy skinny jeans that have zero fasteners to them at all. It's all just sewn shut.

    that's frightening

    I'd be worried about too big of a lunch

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I am a decidedly unfancy lad/lass who only wears sweatpants
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I'd be okay with this

    Velcro sucks though. Like it breaks down way too fast.

    like

    if I'm going to be honest

    we should allow like yoga pants and shit for non customer facing jobs

    velcro business suit is my middle ground here

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
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    I remove my shirt by vapourising it with the intensity of my pasty white skin.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
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    Tangentially related to pants: one night at the convenience store a couple came in to buy chocolate cake mixes, frosting, and then other assorted chocolates including one single pack of chocolate laxatives.

    I wish I knew what happened.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
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    Tangentially related to pants: one night at the convenience store a couple came in to buy chocolate cake mixes, frosting, and then other assorted chocolates including one single pack of chocolate laxatives.

    I wish I knew what happened.

    I think you know what happened.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
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    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Tangentially related to pants: one night at the convenience store a couple came in to buy chocolate cake mixes, frosting, and then other assorted chocolates including one single pack of chocolate laxatives.

    I wish I knew what happened.

    I think you know what happened.

    I mean like with a vivid retelling and tears of laughter

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
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    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Tangentially related to pants: one night at the convenience store a couple came in to buy chocolate cake mixes, frosting, and then other assorted chocolates including one single pack of chocolate laxatives.

    I wish I knew what happened.

    I think you know what happened.

    I mean like with a vivid retelling and tears of laughter

    True, not all imagined scenarios are equally hilarious.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
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    Maybe I'm a horrible person but now I'm imagining them going to a public park and just leaving the cake on a table where a large group birthday party is being held.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I am a decidedly unfancy lad/lass who only wears sweatpants
    they probably hosted a party for their neighbors they didn't like

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
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    bowen wrote: »
    they probably hosted a party for their neighbors they didn't like

    Nah, if you host then they know who to blame.

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
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    not if it's a pot luck!

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Tangentially related to pants: one night at the convenience store a couple came in to buy chocolate cake mixes, frosting, and then other assorted chocolates including one single pack of chocolate laxatives.

    I wish I knew what happened.

    I think you know what happened.

    I mean like with a vivid retelling and tears of laughter

    no, no just tears

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I am a decidedly unfancy lad/lass who only wears sweatpants
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    they probably hosted a party for their neighbors they didn't like

    Nah, if you host then they know who to blame.

    brought it over for a neighborhood potluck?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
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    bowen wrote: »
    I think I switch back and forth between zip-and-button and button-and-zip. And then I have some super stretchy skinny jeans that have zero fasteners to them at all. It's all just sewn shut.

    that's frightening

    I'd be worried about too big of a lunch

    They're actually considerably more comfortable than most of my other pants, exactly because they're so stretchy. There's no need for fasteners! If they can get over my LadyHips, they can handle any LunchStomach I can give 'em.

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