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Nintendo Switch: March 3rd 2017

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    FACIAL HAIR

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  • OneAngryPossumOneAngryPossum Registered User regular
    Is this quick draw thing an actual game being referenced?

  • KiTAKiTA Registered User regular
    Polaritie wrote: »
    Okay, they totally just let everyone submit ideas for controls and just did all of them.

    The joycon seems rather... overkill almost?

    Hail Mary pass. This is basically them telling Sony and Microsoft... "Oh yeah fuckers? Copy THIS."

    time to crash, the dawn is up, the sun gleems out glorious ps4 sunbeams and i can trade those sunbeams and do whatever i want with them.
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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Wii VC

  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    It's hiiigh noon.

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
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  • Mr RayMr Ray Sarcasm sphereRegistered User regular
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    well it's standard USB so getting a battery pack is easy.

    Yeah, 2.5 hours battery life isn't so bad since you'll be able to charge it basically anywhere.

    Space.
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Kirby's Adventure?

  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Okay, this is acceptably Nintendo silly.

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  • DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    what's with the Phalanx 2 video?
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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    WII SHOVELWARE IS BACK BABY

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    These "games" that everyone can play look dumb.

    AbsoluteZero
  • OneAngryPossumOneAngryPossum Registered User regular
    This looks like a Wii Sports/Double Fine Happy Theater style mashup. 1-2 Switch.

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    This wario ware esque thing seems neat. Probably not a lot of replayability.

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    1, 2, Switch
    Packin game?

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  • Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    KiTA wrote: »
    Polaritie wrote: »
    Okay, they totally just let everyone submit ideas for controls and just did all of them.

    The joycon seems rather... overkill almost?

    Hail Mary pass. This is basically them telling Sony and Microsoft... "Oh yeah fuckers? Copy THIS."

    Hilariously, considering the Switch has a Share button.

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  • SeidkonaSeidkona Had an upgrade Registered User regular
    Holy shit.

    Mostly just huntin' monsters.
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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    jesus, could they at least get some small so that the joycons don't look like something I could hold for more than 5 minutes

  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Ah, and that's the new Wii Sports level pack in.

    Minigames showing off the new controller, check.

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  • wunderbarwunderbar What Have I Done? Registered User regular
    This is so bad.

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  • Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    "We made a screen you can take anywhere, so that you don't have to look at it"

    uh, ok....

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Competitive Warioware?

    ShadowfirePolaritie
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    But I don't wanna look into the eyes of my friends. I wanna look at the game.

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  • KiTAKiTA Registered User regular
    Darth_Mogs wrote: »
    KiTA wrote: »
    Polaritie wrote: »
    Okay, they totally just let everyone submit ideas for controls and just did all of them.

    The joycon seems rather... overkill almost?

    Hail Mary pass. This is basically them telling Sony and Microsoft... "Oh yeah fuckers? Copy THIS."

    Hilariously, considering the Switch has a Share button.

    So? Not exactly innovative. "A button for a menu option. Wooo."

    time to crash, the dawn is up, the sun gleems out glorious ps4 sunbeams and i can trade those sunbeams and do whatever i want with them.
  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    Johann Sebastian Joust?

    cloudeagle on
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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    THE EYES OF A KILLER

  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    edited January 2017
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Competitive Warioware?

    I was thinking Johann Sebastian Joust.

    Edit: God damnit, cloudeagle!

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  • FireflashFireflash Montreal, QCRegistered User regular
    Lol the 1 -2- 3 part reminded me of rick and morty's improv episodes.

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  • OneAngryPossumOneAngryPossum Registered User regular
    Fun premise, but weird lead-in. Also you can't have 3 steps for a game called 1-2 Switch!

  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    You know, I've always wanted a video game where you don't have to look at the video.


    ...wait

  • Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    But I don't wanna look into the eyes of my friends. I wanna look at the game.

    my friends and i can't make eye contact with each other after that fateful night camping in the Highlands. none of us will ever be the same....

    wunderbar
  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    This idea isn't entirely bullshit, see Johann Sebastian Joust.

    OneAngryPossum
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    Someone was all "YO YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF JOHANN SEBASTIAN JOUST?!" and everyone else at Nintento was all "No, what the fuck is that?" and then that first person made it anyways

  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Kind of a neat idea. Gonna be a small idea, but it sounds like a decent enough packing.

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    There sure is a lot of people staring each other down in this thing

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  • Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    Nintendo School Girl Simulator? this could go bad guys... :surprised:

  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    They never mentioned it being a pack-in. I hope they're not selling it separately..

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    I'm trying to be excited about Switch, but these presenters are making it very hard.

    HounIvan Hunger
  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    Oh, man, I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows about Joust. Got the old prototype sitting around on my laptop still.

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  • BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    I'm so confused.

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