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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Why would she not sleep with me? I have a penis. It works...usually. So I drank a little too much that one night and drunk dialed her sister, asking for a BJ or maybe a HJ. What, like she didn't show up naked at my uncle's condo one night and mistake him for me? Dumb bitch.

    Amy is now high on my list for zappings.

    Drez on
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    PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I am high
    Just say "no" Munkus

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    Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Why would you yell at someone for making their text a certain color? You are now high on MY list for zappings.

    Who would name themselves something dumb like Drez. Oh, that's right. Communists.

    You are now high on my list for zappings.

    Why would anyone try to zap Drez right away? You are now high on my list for zappings.

    Why wouldn't someone try to zap Drez right away? You are now high on my list for zappings.

    Last Son on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    By vigilante, you mean the mutant is a serial killer, right? Vigilante implies he wins with the village.

    I would play, but the fact that there will be such a low percentage of bad guys (6%) compared to the balanced number in a vanilla game (25%) means that the bad guys are more susceptible to bad luck, and random events are not the kind of thing that interest me.

    I hope you balanced it well.

    Regardless, have fun.

    Actually, that's a typo, should be at least 8%; I based it off of 5 baddies out of 40. And the Mutant wins if he killed all other players off.

    And as for the random events, the first to come on the first day should be a blast.

    Oh, we're all going to die in an explosion on day one.

    Seems like a lot of trouble for that.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    wenchkillawenchkilla Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My villager role PM was only sent to me and one other guy. Does that make me teh Communistlol?

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    tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Everyone stand in a circle and shoot the man on your right.

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    tofu wrote: »
    Everyone stand in a circle and shoot the man on your right.

    Can I start dancing in the middle? It'll be artistic.

    Unearthly Stew on
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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Trust me friends. I declare myself, KING TROUBLESHOOTER!

    Fall under my banner and we shall win the day!

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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    Trust me friends. I declare myself, KING TROUBLESHOOTER!

    Fall under my banner and we shall win the day!

    Oh you'd better believe that's a zapping!

    telcus on
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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Maybe we should ask if we can pistol whip people too or take guns from the guys we kill. Talk about mindless fun.

    Ardor on
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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Maybe we should ask if we can pistol whip people too or take guns from the guys we kill. Talk about mindless fun.

    Probably not. Smoking boots usually mean the target's been vaporized.

    And we're playing "Zap!" mode Paranoia; that pretty much guarantees ridiculous antics.

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    Trust me friends. I declare myself, KING TROUBLESHOOTER!

    Fall under my banner and we shall win the day!

    If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're trying to take away glory from the friend computer.

    Unearthly Stew on
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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2007
    !zap imo

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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Prepare to be zapped by me! I'll take you all on! *Tries to fire* Oh damn. *Gets zapped by 62 people*

    Zerinan on
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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Okay, gonna zap me some robothero for making it look like I'm browsing an inappropriate website at work. Not that PA forums are particularly appropriate in the first place.

    telcus on
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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So I was looking on phallipedia for some information about life expectancies in this game. It stated average life expectancy was like 48 +/- 24 hours.

    I mean, how could it be? We're all professional troubleshooters, with guns, and level heads right?

    That's......that's just a joke right?........guys?

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm curious to see how first day turns out. Half the zap guns are bugged and just end up killing the person weilding the gun. :3

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    I'm curious to see how first day turns out. Half the zap guns are bugged and just end up killing the person weilding the gun. :3

    I thought EBM mentioned that the gun either hit or missed, no backfiring. Hence, since there's no real reason not to fire, have at it.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    I'm curious to see how first day turns out. Half the zap guns are bugged and just end up killing the person weilding the gun. :3

    I thought EBM mentioned that the gun either hit or missed, no backfiring. Hence, since there's no real reason not to fire, have at it.

    You missed and ending up hitting yourself?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sab, why do you make me want to zap you? I mean, it's always the same thing. It's your avatar. I can't look at your avatar or your sig without tearing up a little. You meanie.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    Sab, why do you make me want to zap you? I mean, it's always the same thing. It's your avatar. I can't look at your avatar or your sig without tearing up a little. You meanie.

    Do you really want to kill Seymour?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    Sab, why do you make me want to zap you? I mean, it's always the same thing. It's your avatar. I can't look at your avatar or your sig without tearing up a little. You meanie.

    Do you really want to kill Seymour?

    Suddenly Seymour
    Is standin' beside you
    You don't need no makeup,
    Don't have to pretend
    Suddenly Seymour,
    Is here to provide you
    Sweet understanding
    Seymour's your friend
    (except he's not and you should !zap him)
    :whistle:

    And those are the ORIGINAL stage lyrics.

    Drez on
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    Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    Sab, why do you make me want to zap you? I mean, it's always the same thing. It's your avatar. I can't look at your avatar or your sig without tearing up a little. You meanie.

    Do you really want to kill Seymour?

    No, I don't want to kill Seymour, but I don't know if I can look at him all game. All...um...two or three days of it. :P

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    11? Man, that's late.
    Looks like I'm gonna miss the first 8 and a half hours of ZAP! posts

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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    11? Man, that's late.
    Looks like I'm gonna miss the first 8 and a half hours of ZAP! posts

    No, 2 AM is late, which is what we get on the East Coast. But you don't hear me complaining.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    11? Man, that's late.
    Looks like I'm gonna miss the first 8 and a half hours of ZAP! posts

    No, 2 AM is late, which is what we get on the East Coast. But you don't hear me complaining.

    To be fair, the forums don't have an audio module installed. You could be complaining without actually typing them out, so we can't hear them. There is no way for us to know. Therefore you must be a mutant.

    Drez on
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    VC CharlieVC Charlie Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    11? Man, that's late.
    Looks like I'm gonna miss the first 8 and a half hours of ZAP! posts

    No, 2 AM is late, which is what we get on the East Coast. But you don't hear me complaining.

    Don't try your reverse psychology on us, Commie

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    VC Charlie wrote: »
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    11? Man, that's late.
    Looks like I'm gonna miss the first 8 and a half hours of ZAP! posts

    No, 2 AM is late, which is what we get on the East Coast. But you don't hear me complaining.

    Don't try your reverse psychology on us, Commie

    Maybe he's a mutant commie.

    edit: But then again, what communist isn't?

    *olol political statement*

    Drez on
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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think I'm just going to make a list of people that I consider dangerous, and just RNG to see who gets the first zap.... the RNG worked well for the villagers in space phalla.. I hope its still on our side 8-)

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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    That's how I'm gonna roll this phalla, my zapper has a RNG on the barrel.

    Screw tactics, I'm bound to hit a commie / mutant eventually.

    telcus on
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    PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This game needs to have 100 pages by tomorrow morning. Every post needs to have at least one !zap and at least one retraction. Chaos will reign!

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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Can't retract a zap commie!

    telcus on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    telcus wrote: »
    Can't retract a zap commie!

    Is this an abstinence argument? Take it to H/A!

    Drez on
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    how i mine for !zap

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    GnastyGnasty Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    When does this start? I'm ready to start zapping.

    Gnasty on
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Tonight, 2 am East Coast time.

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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Now that Drez has compared zapping to copulation, any references to zapping now sound incredibly dirty.

    telcus on
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    SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Let me zap you baby

    :winky:

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Guys.

    I can only zap once a day.

    :(

    Unearthly Stew on
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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Guys.

    I can only zap once a day.

    :(

    And sometimes it doesn't even work!

    telcus on
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