So. After jumping headfirst into the deep end of online dating. First impressions?
Every goddamn woman online is a jet setting wine connoisseur who is right at this moment wind surfing off the coast of Borneo or hiking Pike's Peak. And if you aren't literally Indiana Jones levels of adventurous and traveled. You are The Most Boring Man Alivetm.
Ya know. I know my shortcomings. I know I'm boring. But damn. I thought there would be more women who would, you know, enjoy a quite evening at home a bit more.
Next time in Online Dating Adventures, cptrugged learns that people lie.
Well more make profiles on how they wish they were rather than how they are.
There are people whose jobs aren't just a meaningless, soulcrushing exercise in frustration who can afford rent?
I can't decide whether I want to try and find a cheapo altimeter to load into my first rocket, or if the first iteration and first launch should basically be a integrity and recovery system test
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
There are people whose jobs aren't just a meaningless, soulcrushing exercise in frustration who can afford rent?
They were born into wealth so the job is more of a hobby
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
Basically I think GZ wanted the shuttle so the group could go from bounty to bounty while GZ takes a detour for a tiny bit to grab stuff, in character.
Out of character it allows me to easily grab stuff in between sessions without it being a weird thing where the crew is constantly being brought to a criminal asteroid because GZ wants to buy two grams of neurotoxin.
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
So. After jumping headfirst into the deep end of online dating. First impressions?
Every goddamn woman online is a jet setting wine connoisseur who is right at this moment wind surfing off the coast of Borneo or hiking Pike's Peak. And if you aren't literally Indiana Jones levels of adventurous and traveled. You are The Most Boring Man Alivetm.
Ya know. I know my shortcomings. I know I'm boring. But damn. I thought there would be more women who would, you know, enjoy a quite evening at home a bit more.
Dating isn't about being generally appealing. It's about finding the needle in a haystack that appreciates the things that make you unique.
+5
TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
So. After jumping headfirst into the deep end of online dating. First impressions?
Every goddamn woman online is a jet setting wine connoisseur who is right at this moment wind surfing off the coast of Borneo or hiking Pike's Peak. And if you aren't literally Indiana Jones levels of adventurous and traveled. You are The Most Boring Man Alivetm.
Ya know. I know my shortcomings. I know I'm boring. But damn. I thought there would be more women who would, you know, enjoy a quite evening at home a bit more.
hmm this is interesting
I wonder how many are presenting what they think is their most romantic/appealing side
All of them except for the frustrated misanthropes with passive-aggressive profiles.
So. After jumping headfirst into the deep end of online dating. First impressions?
Every goddamn woman online is a jet setting wine connoisseur who is right at this moment wind surfing off the coast of Borneo or hiking Pike's Peak. And if you aren't literally Indiana Jones levels of adventurous and traveled. You are The Most Boring Man Alivetm.
Ya know. I know my shortcomings. I know I'm boring. But damn. I thought there would be more women who would, you know, enjoy a quite evening at home a bit more.
Dating isn't about being generally appealing. It's about finding the needle in a haystack that appreciates the things that make you unique.
So. After jumping headfirst into the deep end of online dating. First impressions?
Every goddamn woman online is a jet setting wine connoisseur who is right at this moment wind surfing off the coast of Borneo or hiking Pike's Peak. And if you aren't literally Indiana Jones levels of adventurous and traveled. You are The Most Boring Man Alivetm.
Ya know. I know my shortcomings. I know I'm boring. But damn. I thought there would be more women who would, you know, enjoy a quite evening at home a bit more.
Dating isn't about being generally appealing. It's about finding the needle in a haystack that appreciates the things that make you unique.
Also being taller than 6 foot.
Yeah, if you're under 6 feet tall you're pretty much screwed.
The biggest I think anxiety maker with breaking up with the now ex-Mazzxx, I am keeping this moniker around though because it is so fantastic, is that I have go back into search mode at some point.
I find nothing more soul crushing than modern dating.
But also again, thanks to the ex I have a better idea of what I am looking for. Which is good.
Also still have the statistical luck of being in a major city with more single women than men.
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
So. After jumping headfirst into the deep end of online dating. First impressions?
Every goddamn woman online is a jet setting wine connoisseur who is right at this moment wind surfing off the coast of Borneo or hiking Pike's Peak. And if you aren't literally Indiana Jones levels of adventurous and traveled. You are The Most Boring Man Alivetm.
Ya know. I know my shortcomings. I know I'm boring. But damn. I thought there would be more women who would, you know, enjoy a quite evening at home a bit more.
I think people often oversell themselves, but that still surprises me. I got a ton of women who liked sitting at home doing nerdy things and watching Netflix. Maybe that is regional+queer bias.
I'm starting to wonder if it's like resumes. People are so used to putting The Standard Bullshit that it's just the thing to do. Like. I feel like I should put "I love travel" just cause I could really care less but don't want that strike against me.
I don't think that people generally are like "wait people love when people love travel, so I LOVE TRAVEL"
I think it's more "I kinda like travel, even if I don't do it much, and this makes me appear good, so I really like travel is what I'll put on the site."
But I dunno, I didn't really lie or stretch truths on mine, except that the exact piano music I was learning changed and I didn't bother to update it.
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Blameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered Userregular
So. After jumping headfirst into the deep end of online dating. First impressions?
Every goddamn woman online is a jet setting wine connoisseur who is right at this moment wind surfing off the coast of Borneo or hiking Pike's Peak. And if you aren't literally Indiana Jones levels of adventurous and traveled. You are The Most Boring Man Alivetm.
Ya know. I know my shortcomings. I know I'm boring. But damn. I thought there would be more women who would, you know, enjoy a quite evening at home a bit more.
Dating isn't about being generally appealing. It's about finding the needle in a haystack that appreciates the things that make you unique.
Also being taller than 6 foot.
Yeah, if you're under 6 feet tall you're pretty much screwed.
what?? this is ridiculously dumb why do people care how tall you are
wouldn't a large height disparity make kissing hard
I'm currently bidding $50 on a $500 espresso machine. There's something the matter with it that I think will put off most prospective buyers but research indicates is a trivially easy fix.
*heavy breathing*
And he never made espresso again
I use my current cheapo espresso maker all the time!
So. After jumping headfirst into the deep end of online dating. First impressions?
Every goddamn woman online is a jet setting wine connoisseur who is right at this moment wind surfing off the coast of Borneo or hiking Pike's Peak. And if you aren't literally Indiana Jones levels of adventurous and traveled. You are The Most Boring Man Alivetm.
Ya know. I know my shortcomings. I know I'm boring. But damn. I thought there would be more women who would, you know, enjoy a quite evening at home a bit more.
Dating isn't about being generally appealing. It's about finding the needle in a haystack that appreciates the things that make you unique.
Also being taller than 6 foot.
Yeah, if you're under 6 feet tall you're pretty much screwed.
what?? this is ridiculously dumb why do people care how tall you are
wouldn't a large height disparity make kissing hard
Querry is shorter and it is kind of a pain because of this, though she's figured it out much more so it's better recently.
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
The new online dating is enforced chat couples. Sorry we don't have time to consider genital preferences or geographic location.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
So. After jumping headfirst into the deep end of online dating. First impressions?
Every goddamn woman online is a jet setting wine connoisseur who is right at this moment wind surfing off the coast of Borneo or hiking Pike's Peak. And if you aren't literally Indiana Jones levels of adventurous and traveled. You are The Most Boring Man Alivetm.
Ya know. I know my shortcomings. I know I'm boring. But damn. I thought there would be more women who would, you know, enjoy a quite evening at home a bit more.
Dating isn't about being generally appealing. It's about finding the needle in a haystack that appreciates the things that make you unique.
Also being taller than 6 foot.
best bro's sister refuses to even look at a guy below 6'2
but if he's over 6'5 that's no good either
also her current boyfriend (who isn't the typical comes-from-money stuck-up douche that she usually dates so we hope he sticks around) is a bit less fit than the guys she usually dates so she made him go running with her one. which, ok, great that's a fun couples activity and exercise is healthy and so on, but then she starts giving him shit because he can't keep up with a 9 minute/mile pace and he pushed himself too hard and tore his ACL.
@visiblehowl in case you were wondering why I haven't introduced you to this girl
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So. After jumping headfirst into the deep end of online dating. First impressions?
Every goddamn woman online is a jet setting wine connoisseur who is right at this moment wind surfing off the coast of Borneo or hiking Pike's Peak. And if you aren't literally Indiana Jones levels of adventurous and traveled. You are The Most Boring Man Alivetm.
Ya know. I know my shortcomings. I know I'm boring. But damn. I thought there would be more women who would, you know, enjoy a quite evening at home a bit more.
Dating isn't about being generally appealing. It's about finding the needle in a haystack that appreciates the things that make you unique.
Also being taller than 6 foot.
Yeah, if you're under 6 feet tall you're pretty much screwed.
It's great because average height is like 5'8 and 5'9 depending on what demographic you're basing it off of.
"Hi I'd like you to be in the 90th percentile of men" isn't really going to help you dating, but I guess with women where men are basically throwing dongers at you left and right you gotta cut down the pool substantially.
So. After jumping headfirst into the deep end of online dating. First impressions?
Every goddamn woman online is a jet setting wine connoisseur who is right at this moment wind surfing off the coast of Borneo or hiking Pike's Peak. And if you aren't literally Indiana Jones levels of adventurous and traveled. You are The Most Boring Man Alivetm.
Ya know. I know my shortcomings. I know I'm boring. But damn. I thought there would be more women who would, you know, enjoy a quite evening at home a bit more.
Dating isn't about being generally appealing. It's about finding the needle in a haystack that appreciates the things that make you unique.
Also being taller than 6 foot.
Yeah, if you're under 6 feet tall you're pretty much screwed.
what?? this is ridiculously dumb why do people care how tall you are
wouldn't a large height disparity make kissing hard
doesn't make anything hard except mah dick
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Blameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered Userregular
So. After jumping headfirst into the deep end of online dating. First impressions?
Every goddamn woman online is a jet setting wine connoisseur who is right at this moment wind surfing off the coast of Borneo or hiking Pike's Peak. And if you aren't literally Indiana Jones levels of adventurous and traveled. You are The Most Boring Man Alivetm.
Ya know. I know my shortcomings. I know I'm boring. But damn. I thought there would be more women who would, you know, enjoy a quite evening at home a bit more.
Dating isn't about being generally appealing. It's about finding the needle in a haystack that appreciates the things that make you unique.
Also being taller than 6 foot.
Yeah, if you're under 6 feet tall you're pretty much screwed.
what?? this is ridiculously dumb why do people care how tall you are
wouldn't a large height disparity make kissing hard
Querry is shorter and it is kind of a pain because of this, though she's figured it out much more so it's better recently.
yeah Pinecone is like 5 or 6 inches taller than me? And he definitely has to awkwardly stoop while I am on my tiptoes to really connect
Yeah, they tend to pretty much be cartoon villains. And it's one of the reasons that lots of people tend to look at Werhaboos with a lot of side eye. And there is a term for a pattern of behavior that you see in the war time Nazi Party where various underlings try to out Hitler Hitler.
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
There are people whose jobs aren't just a meaningless, soulcrushing exercise in frustration who can afford rent?
*raises hand*
did you fall and get a big insurance settlement or some inheritance or something?
No.
I got lucky. Also took debt to get the degree and skills to get into the area I wanted to work in. And even then spent a couple of years building contacts to get into the actual work.
Doesn't hurt what I like doing is an in demand skill.
And also a skill that has a lot of make the world a better place applications.
At this point out of my grad school friends all of them have jobs that are not what you are describing. Took us even with MAs and skills years to get there.
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
So. After jumping headfirst into the deep end of online dating. First impressions?
Every goddamn woman online is a jet setting wine connoisseur who is right at this moment wind surfing off the coast of Borneo or hiking Pike's Peak. And if you aren't literally Indiana Jones levels of adventurous and traveled. You are The Most Boring Man Alivetm.
Ya know. I know my shortcomings. I know I'm boring. But damn. I thought there would be more women who would, you know, enjoy a quite evening at home a bit more.
Dating isn't about being generally appealing. It's about finding the needle in a haystack that appreciates the things that make you unique.
Also being taller than 6 foot.
I noticed the last time I went dancing that men taller than 6' usually have no idea how to dance
Presumably because dance partners instinctively circle them like Mayflower poles, so why would they need to actually impress anyone?
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
So. After jumping headfirst into the deep end of online dating. First impressions?
Every goddamn woman online is a jet setting wine connoisseur who is right at this moment wind surfing off the coast of Borneo or hiking Pike's Peak. And if you aren't literally Indiana Jones levels of adventurous and traveled. You are The Most Boring Man Alivetm.
Ya know. I know my shortcomings. I know I'm boring. But damn. I thought there would be more women who would, you know, enjoy a quite evening at home a bit more.
Dating isn't about being generally appealing. It's about finding the needle in a haystack that appreciates the things that make you unique.
Also being taller than 6 foot.
Yeah, if you're under 6 feet tall you're pretty much screwed.
what?? this is ridiculously dumb why do people care how tall you are
wouldn't a large height disparity make kissing hard
Short people aren't really people it turns out. Soon we'll all have special AR contact lens that erase them from the world.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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Next time in Online Dating Adventures, cptrugged learns that people lie.
I can't decide whether I want to try and find a cheapo altimeter to load into my first rocket, or if the first iteration and first launch should basically be a integrity and recovery system test
Out of character it allows me to easily grab stuff in between sessions without it being a weird thing where the crew is constantly being brought to a criminal asteroid because GZ wants to buy two grams of neurotoxin.
Dating isn't about being generally appealing. It's about finding the needle in a haystack that appreciates the things that make you unique.
All of them except for the frustrated misanthropes with passive-aggressive profiles.
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Island. Being on fire.
I have been there.
It's grim.
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Also being taller than 6 foot.
I'm absolutely going to lie about my height.
Like, what?
I think I would like to go, but in some kind of hide where I can watch the clientele and their antics with a lower risk of getting glassed.
Yeah, if you're under 6 feet tall you're pretty much screwed.
The biggest I think anxiety maker with breaking up with the now ex-Mazzxx, I am keeping this moniker around though because it is so fantastic, is that I have go back into search mode at some point.
I find nothing more soul crushing than modern dating.
But also again, thanks to the ex I have a better idea of what I am looking for. Which is good.
Also still have the statistical luck of being in a major city with more single women than men.
did you fall and get a big insurance settlement or some inheritance or something?
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That's more work (as the lead admin) than I've done in two months re: desktop support tickets.
I don't think that people generally are like "wait people love when people love travel, so I LOVE TRAVEL"
I think it's more "I kinda like travel, even if I don't do it much, and this makes me appear good, so I really like travel is what I'll put on the site."
But I dunno, I didn't really lie or stretch truths on mine, except that the exact piano music I was learning changed and I didn't bother to update it.
what?? this is ridiculously dumb why do people care how tall you are
wouldn't a large height disparity make kissing hard
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
yeah but what's the shipping gonna cost?
When the girls say they want you to be 6 feet, they're talking about the length of your penis
It's nothing to worry about, that's right around the global average
Querry is shorter and it is kind of a pain because of this, though she's figured it out much more so it's better recently.
best bro's sister refuses to even look at a guy below 6'2
but if he's over 6'5 that's no good either
also her current boyfriend (who isn't the typical comes-from-money stuck-up douche that she usually dates so we hope he sticks around) is a bit less fit than the guys she usually dates so she made him go running with her one. which, ok, great that's a fun couples activity and exercise is healthy and so on, but then she starts giving him shit because he can't keep up with a 9 minute/mile pace and he pushed himself too hard and tore his ACL.
@visiblehowl in case you were wondering why I haven't introduced you to this girl
It's great because average height is like 5'8 and 5'9 depending on what demographic you're basing it off of.
"Hi I'd like you to be in the 90th percentile of men" isn't really going to help you dating, but I guess with women where men are basically throwing dongers at you left and right you gotta cut down the pool substantially.
Not sure if I'm quite there yet
I feel like if I close 10 tickets in a week, something is going wrong with my team.
doesn't make anything hard except mah dick
yeah Pinecone is like 5 or 6 inches taller than me? And he definitely has to awkwardly stoop while I am on my tiptoes to really connect
this leads to me falling over a lot
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
Yeah, they tend to pretty much be cartoon villains. And it's one of the reasons that lots of people tend to look at Werhaboos with a lot of side eye. And there is a term for a pattern of behavior that you see in the war time Nazi Party where various underlings try to out Hitler Hitler.
....
what's a penis again?
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No.
I got lucky. Also took debt to get the degree and skills to get into the area I wanted to work in. And even then spent a couple of years building contacts to get into the actual work.
Doesn't hurt what I like doing is an in demand skill.
And also a skill that has a lot of make the world a better place applications.
At this point out of my grad school friends all of them have jobs that are not what you are describing. Took us even with MAs and skills years to get there.
I noticed the last time I went dancing that men taller than 6' usually have no idea how to dance
Presumably because dance partners instinctively circle them like Mayflower poles, so why would they need to actually impress anyone?
Short people aren't really people it turns out. Soon we'll all have special AR contact lens that erase them from the world.