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  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    I have a nobel peace prize too

  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Chat

    Do you think I can ever be...human?

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ok I got the trailer for logan before the red band trailer for logan on youtube. God damn you youtube.

    i feel like my youtube ads have changed somehow? like i dont ever get a "you can click to skip this in 5 seconds" and i'm constantly getting 2 or 3 minute ads about whatever

    so i just hit reload a bunch of times until i get a 15 second ad

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ok I got the trailer for logan before the red band trailer for logan on youtube. God damn you youtube.

    i feel like my youtube ads have changed somehow? like i dont ever get a "you can click to skip this in 5 seconds" and i'm constantly getting 2 or 3 minute ads about whatever

    so i just hit reload a bunch of times until i get a 15 second ad

    I can't help but notice this change happened when they are pushing for youtube red.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Chat

    Does this unit have a soul?

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Chat

    Do you think I can ever be...human?

    Why not?

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    new logan trailer looks good

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Obama is America's, Nelson Mandela.

    It sounds like a ridiculous statement in my head but I sort of believe it's true. I can see that man getting back -in- the Senate and becoming the new Liberal Lion. The Democrats are sorely missing a figure like that.

    well, they both have a nobel peace prize, so

    Obama has a multicultural upbringing which in America is something our politicians sorely need. It's half the reason I think we managed our diplomacy so well. Obama didn't have a purely American point-of-view. It worked to everyone's benefit and now we've gone and shot our self in the foot and SOMEONE GET ME SOME FUCKING ALCOHOL! *flip table*

  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor Registered User regular
    *sniff*

    Just got my last forum birthday badger. Do I have to report to carousel now, or next year?

  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    tf2 is still one of my all time favorite games

    the visual and general thematic style really, really resonated with me for some reason

    A very specific low Hz tone once really, really resonated with me but all it did was make me shit myself

    I ate an engineer
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ok I got the trailer for logan before the red band trailer for logan on youtube. God damn you youtube.

    i feel like my youtube ads have changed somehow? like i dont ever get a "you can click to skip this in 5 seconds" and i'm constantly getting 2 or 3 minute ads about whatever

    so i just hit reload a bunch of times until i get a 15 second ad

    I'm using an ad blocker for Safari and I sometimes click play on a video and it sits there while the ad loading code fights with the ad blocker for about one and a half seconds and then the video starts.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Obama is America's, Nelson Mandela.

    It sounds like a ridiculous statement in my head but I sort of believe it's true. I can see that man getting back -in- the Senate and becoming the new Liberal Lion. The Democrats are sorely missing a figure like that.

    well, they both have a nobel peace prize, so

    Obama has a multicultural upbringing which in America is something our politicians sorely need. It's half the reason I think we managed our diplomacy so well. Obama didn't have a purely American point-of-view. It worked to everyone's benefit and now we've gone and shot our self in the foot and SOMEONE GET ME SOME FUCKING ALCOHOL! *flip table*
    I'm sorry that is a Trump table now, you need to say the pledge of allegiance with two redneck yehaws before flipping that table.

    MURICA

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    How are you getting youtube ads?

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    new logan trailer looks good

    Yeah this time the red band actually is more red bander, and it definitely feels like they are saying "This is r believe me guys actual R". Sad that the last Wolverine movie will be the best, but at least they are making something good out of the awful that is Old Man Logan's edgelord bullshit.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ok I got the trailer for logan before the red band trailer for logan on youtube. God damn you youtube.

    i feel like my youtube ads have changed somehow? like i dont ever get a "you can click to skip this in 5 seconds" and i'm constantly getting 2 or 3 minute ads about whatever

    so i just hit reload a bunch of times until i get a 15 second ad

    I'm using an ad blocker for Safari and I sometimes click play on a video and it sits there while the ad loading code fights with the ad blocker for about one and a half seconds and then the video starts.

    what are you using? my adblocker quit blocking youtube ads

    919UOwT.png
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ok I got the trailer for logan before the red band trailer for logan on youtube. God damn you youtube.

    i feel like my youtube ads have changed somehow? like i dont ever get a "you can click to skip this in 5 seconds" and i'm constantly getting 2 or 3 minute ads about whatever

    so i just hit reload a bunch of times until i get a 15 second ad

    I'm using an ad blocker for Safari and I sometimes click play on a video and it sits there while the ad loading code fights with the ad blocker for about one and a half seconds and then the video starts.

    what are you using? my adblocker quit blocking youtube ads

    uBlock Origin still does it. there's just a small delay like dankey said

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Chat

    Do you think I can ever be...human?

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    news from Sogn og Fjordane

    OyaKFrC533TTGAIltXtrgwrofDWs3MDDh2RefXgmlCHA

    Deer.

    if you're cold, they're cold
    let them inside

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Chat

    Do you think I can ever be...human?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Every time I use youtube on my phone or someone else's computer I'm reminded that yes, Youtube actually has ads and they fucking suck so much.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Looks like that deer stole something from that old lady. Now if it was a white deer I'd say he found something from her.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ok I got the trailer for logan before the red band trailer for logan on youtube. God damn you youtube.

    i feel like my youtube ads have changed somehow? like i dont ever get a "you can click to skip this in 5 seconds" and i'm constantly getting 2 or 3 minute ads about whatever

    so i just hit reload a bunch of times until i get a 15 second ad

    yes, they have increased the number of unskippable ads

    I think it's because they want to sell YouTube Red subscriptions

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Stealthy as a socialist, [chat] slithers up your shores
    Turning all your children into hooligans and whores!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvIyypo9VQk
    Alan Cumming is amazing.

    I don't even smoke pot. I don't care for it.

    I still love that musical. It's so gloriously stupid.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • AbdyAbdy Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Obama is America's, Nelson Mandela.

    It sounds like a ridiculous statement in my head but I sort of believe it's true. I can see that man getting back -in- the Senate and becoming the new Liberal Lion. The Democrats are sorely missing a figure like that.

    well, they both have a nobel peace prize, so

    so does kissinger

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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    There is a guy with a youtube channel for Magic the Gathering investment. That isn't really a big deal, and is expected. What wasn't expected was him having 15k a month in Patreon money.

    What the fuck am I doing with my life? I apparently chose the wrong career path.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Hmm

    I thought I would be okay not eating today but now my roommate is cooking bacon and now I will have to find food

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    "Oh hey, this really popular youtube person I like posted a 50 second video."

    *30 second ad*

    Fuck you, youtube.

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  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Chat

    Do you think I can ever be...youtube?

  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    There is a guy with a youtube channel for Magic the Gathering investment. That isn't really a big deal, and is expected. What wasn't expected was him having 15k a month in Patreon money.

    What the fuck am I doing with my life? I apparently chose the wrong career path.

    15k a month

    Fuck man I need to interbutts better

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    @BeNarwhal la la land is a great movie
    (No actual spoilers, just tone but just in case)
    But you will probably cry in front of your mother

  • AbdyAbdy Registered User regular
    don't put too much stock in what a bunch of norwegian politicians who got kicked upstairs feel in any given year

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  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Chat

    Do you think I can ever be...youtube?

    Neco

    You

    You already are

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    If you see ads, it's because either your adblock plugin is out of date or you've failed to brandish a spiked club whenever passing an ad-man on the street.

    They talk amongst themselves.

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    I've just never been bothered by ads.

    I've been looking at ads in between my entertainment all my life. I don't expect youtube to be any different. Hell. I'm surprise they don't load one up before each episode of [whatever i'm binging on Netflix]

    My life would be so blessed if I had your temperance, rugged.

    I'm not even being sarcastic.

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    uBlock origin is the light. It's fantastic.

    I think regular adblock plus started taking money from ad companies to not block or something like that?

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    There is a guy with a youtube channel for Magic the Gathering investment. That isn't really a big deal, and is expected. What wasn't expected was him having 15k a month in Patreon money.

    What the fuck am I doing with my life? I apparently chose the wrong career path.

    15k a month

    Fuck man I need to interbutts better

    Right? I'm gonna start my own twitch stream! With no blackjack, no hookers, no entertaining anecdotes and a crippling anxiety at being judged by others oh right that's why not.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Neco wrote: »
    Chat

    Do you think I can ever be...youtube?

    Neco

    You

    You already are
    I think the youtube is the friends you made along the way.

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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Currently wallowing on the floor like garbage, AMA

  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Chat

    Do you think I can ever be...youtube?

    Neco

    You

    You already are

    I

    I am? I AM! OHH I AM I AM I AM!!!! SWEET JIMINY CHRISTMAS ITS A MIRACLE ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE OH HALLELUJAH OH THANK YOU SAINT NICK!!

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