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  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Welcome to the Real World
    The forums are in a führer over this nazi knock-about

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    denihilist wrote: »
    Here's what a friend of mine has to say about punching NAZIs:
    If you've chosen non-violence I hope you've done it because you have considered the effects of violence in a particular situation and decided against it.
    If you've chosen violence I hope you've done it because you've considered the effects of non-violence in a particular situation and decided against it.

    In the context of antifascist antiracist action the consequences of nonviolence are genocide, and if that's not enough of a reason to resort to violence I don't know what to tell you

    i'm not sure that necessarily follows and that violence is necessary to stop fascism or racism, but if it is the case that's true, then yeah i guess that would make sense as an argument

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Dogs? Maybe?
    what if the nazi puncher had uppercutted him into the sky and the nazi had eventually landed on mars

    i'm against the nazi colonization of mars

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  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Welcome to the Real World
    I'm here all night folks

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Cats are great
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I refuse to believe you can be the first sex-anything

    humanity's done it all!

    I

    Hrm

    On the one hand this is a good point

    On the other hand I'm nothing if not creative.
    I think the trick is to discover a new frontier for humanity, and then have sex in it. First sexing in space, first sexing on the Internet, etc. You gotta be fast.

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  • KneelKneel Ten thick coats Registered User regular
    Dogs? Maybe?
    I have four cats and two dogs and seriously fuck cats.

    Want to see more of Kneel's slapdash slatherings?
    Visit him at Monstrous Pigments' Instagram and Facebook pages!
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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Kneel wrote: »
    I have four cats and two dogs and seriously fuck cats.

    i have two cats and no dogs and yes

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
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    It seems pretty fucking hard to paint an authoritarian figure, by definition, as the victim.

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Dogs? Maybe?
    what if the nazi puncher had missed the nazi entirely and instead hit the reporter

    but after extensive research it turns out that the reporter was also a nazi

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  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
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    Nazis, by simply spewing their hateful ideology, are undermining democracy and a truly free and open society.

    I guess what we can pay them back for working to revoke our long-cherished liberties is to punch them in the fucking face.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    I think if you're gonna punch a Nazi you shouldn't launch yourself awkwardly in the last minute and hit him by the neck. Remember that the power comes from your whole body. Set your feet, keep a good base, and get your hips and shoulders behind that punch.

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I refuse to believe you can be the first sex-anything

    humanity's done it all!

    I

    Hrm

    On the one hand this is a good point

    On the other hand I'm nothing if not creative.
    I think the trick is to discover a new frontier for humanity, and then have sex in it. First sexing in space, first sexing on the Internet, etc. You gotta be fast.

    I was thinking of taking a combinatoric approach

    We just multiply low-frequency sex acts together and then find a point at which I can be the first person involved in transsexual anal-wax-rope-knife-scuba-airplane-role-fireplay

    All I need is an airplane with a water compartment and something that burns underwater, and also the ability to lie so convincingly that Querry thinks this is a good idea.

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
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    Doodmann wrote: »
    It seems pretty fucking hard to paint an authoritarian figure, by definition, as the victim.

    Oh, woe is me, the person who wants to use the state to commit violence on a massive scale! Oh woe is me!

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited January 2017
    Dogs? Maybe?
    denihilist wrote: »
    Here's what a friend of mine has to say about punching NAZIs:
    If you've chosen non-violence I hope you've done it because you have considered the effects of violence in a particular situation and decided against it.
    If you've chosen violence I hope you've done it because you've considered the effects of non-violence in a particular situation and decided against it.

    In the context of antifascist antiracist action the consequences of nonviolence are genocide, and if that's not enough of a reason to resort to violence I don't know what to tell you

    i love the rubric but disagree with the conclusion?

    "i hate genocide" is not a reason to punch a nazi today, the effects of punching a nazi will not be to prevent genocide! if you have an argument that genocide is imminent and punching a person is going to stop it, great, i'm listening, but choosing violence and choosing nonviolence is too binary and simplistic, you should make the choice for each violent act or missed opportunity for one, and each one should be justified by the metric. Antifascist antiracist action is likewise a giant kitchen sink summing up, it is not the case that all fascist or racist action leads to genocide.

    Powerpuppies on
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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Elki wrote: »
    I think if you're gonna punch a Nazi you shouldn't launch yourself awkwardly in the last minute and hit him by the neck. Remember that the power comes from your whole body. Set your feet, keep a good base, and get your hips and shoulders behind that punch.

    yeah i mean can we talk about, however you feel about the act, the form was terrible?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    denihilist wrote: »
    In the context of antifascist antiracist action the consequences of nonviolence are genocide

    That's a pretty broad leap, and one that relies on the same kind of slippery slope as "punching Nazis will lead to mob justice and gang fighting in the streets"

    It's hard to predict volatile political situations, but looking at things like the Nazi brownshirts, it seems like they could be emboldened by other factors (e.g. election of a white supremacist demagogue) and use either the passivity of the populace as a weakness to target or the violence done against them as a rallying cry

    It could also be that neither is the deciding factor and if they're going to mobilize, they're going to mobilize.

    That said, if there are white supremacist paramilitant groups roaming US streets with violent intent at any point, with an apathetic or complicit law enforcement system, then we'd better fuckin' have some black bloc antifa anarchists ready to beat the shit out of some Nazis.

    Evil Multifarious on
  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    I'm still perplexed as to whether or not [chat] counts as a Holy Empire or just a secular empire. There's plenty of evidence in favor of both interpretations.

    Also there may be a pope of some youthfulness?

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Welcome to the Real World
    My organization has a long and proud history punching nazis and I stand by it.

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Cats are great
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I refuse to believe you can be the first sex-anything

    humanity's done it all!

    I

    Hrm

    On the one hand this is a good point

    On the other hand I'm nothing if not creative.
    I think the trick is to discover a new frontier for humanity, and then have sex in it. First sexing in space, first sexing on the Internet, etc. You gotta be fast.

    I was thinking of taking a combinatoric approach

    We just multiply low-frequency sex acts together and then find a point at which I can be the first person involved in transsexual anal-wax-rope-knife-scuba-airplane-role-fireplay

    All I need is an airplane with a water compartment and something that burns underwater, and also the ability to lie so convincingly that Querry thinks this is a good idea.
    What they will write on your tombstone... the stuff of legends...

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  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Cats are great
    Kneel wrote: »
    I have four cats and two dogs and seriously fuck cats.

    No

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I refuse to believe you can be the first sex-anything

    humanity's done it all!

    I

    Hrm

    On the one hand this is a good point

    On the other hand I'm nothing if not creative.
    I think the trick is to discover a new frontier for humanity, and then have sex in it. First sexing in space, first sexing on the Internet, etc. You gotta be fast.

    I was thinking of taking a combinatoric approach

    We just multiply low-frequency sex acts together and then find a point at which I can be the first person involved in transsexual anal-wax-rope-knife-scuba-airplane-role-fireplay

    All I need is an airplane with a water compartment and something that burns underwater, and also the ability to lie so convincingly that Querry thinks this is a good idea.
    What they will write on your tombstone... the stuff of legends...

    Tombstones, probably

    I doubt one will fit the monster hyphenation of my notable sex act.

  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Cats are great
    Cats>dogs>people

  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Chanus wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    Here's what a friend of mine has to say about punching NAZIs:
    If you've chosen non-violence I hope you've done it because you have considered the effects of violence in a particular situation and decided against it.
    If you've chosen violence I hope you've done it because you've considered the effects of non-violence in a particular situation and decided against it.

    In the context of antifascist antiracist action the consequences of nonviolence are genocide, and if that's not enough of a reason to resort to violence I don't know what to tell you

    i'm not sure that necessarily follows and that violence is necessary to stop fascism or racism, but if it is the case that's true, then yeah i guess that would make sense as an argument

    He followed it up with:
    I mean it has to be contextualized obviously. Violent antifa action during a peaceful march is actually perpetuating violence against nonviolent protesters, which is why the black bloc performed their disruptive violent resistance during the inauguration NOT during the March.

    and good FUCKING GOD there is NO BETTER CONTEXT to punching a nazi than when he is BEING FILMED ON TELEVISION TRYING TO LEGITIMIZE HIS GENOCIDAL POINT OF VIEW

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    edited January 2017
    Witness Me!
    I decided this post was meh enough to delete. Move along, folks.

    A Kobold's Kobold on
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  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Cats are great
    Oh are still talking nazi punches?

    *punches chat punchily*

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Cats are great
    Fascists seek to subvert democracy by using its freedoms against itself and then once in power removing or restricting those freedoms.

    Trump, the Hitler Youth alt-Right, and the GOP at large have worked for years now to disenfranchise voters, stifle free speech and the press, and cast their hateful ideology as victims of an intolerant liberal agenda.

    A tolerant society cannot tolerate ideologies that classify the value of one group over another for any reason. Allowing a platform for fascism out of an appeal to egalitarianism is pointing the gun at your own face.

    In conclusion, yes, punch Nazis and support others in their punching.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    denihilist wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    Here's what a friend of mine has to say about punching NAZIs:
    If you've chosen non-violence I hope you've done it because you have considered the effects of violence in a particular situation and decided against it.
    If you've chosen violence I hope you've done it because you've considered the effects of non-violence in a particular situation and decided against it.

    In the context of antifascist antiracist action the consequences of nonviolence are genocide, and if that's not enough of a reason to resort to violence I don't know what to tell you

    i'm not sure that necessarily follows and that violence is necessary to stop fascism or racism, but if it is the case that's true, then yeah i guess that would make sense as an argument

    He followed it up with:
    I mean it has to be contextualized obviously. Violent antifa action during a peaceful march is actually perpetuating violence against nonviolent protesters, which is why the black bloc performed their disruptive violent resistance during the inauguration NOT during the March.

    and good FUCKING GOD there is NO BETTER CONTEXT to punching a nazi than when he is BEING FILMED ON TELEVISION TRYING TO LEGITIMIZE HIS GENOCIDAL POINT OF VIEW

    i don't necessarily disagree, though i do think these caveats are important to include with the original formulation

    which then makes it a bit clunky

    complex issues are complex ugh

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Cats are great
    gottdang y'all I'm all worked up

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    Dogs? Maybe?
    Neco wrote: »
    Kneel wrote: »
    I have four cats and two dogs and seriously fuck cats.

    No

    Japan made a Neko Atsume movie

    https://youtu.be/e3QumAoiPns

    Looks like some people sit around in a house full of cats and buy food and toys for the cats
    Probably going to be the best video game movie ever made

    Kid Presentable on
  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Witness Me!
    Neco wrote: »
    Oh are still talking nazi punches?

    *punches chat punchily*

    Because punching Nazis is, like, ~*~*~FUCKING AWESOME~*~*~

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  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Cats are great
    NO MY PANTYHOSE HAVE A RUN

    *punches pantyhose*

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Cats are great
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I can be the first person involved in transsexual anal-wax-rope-knife-scuba-airplane-role-fireplay

    ". . . and the last thing out of Pandora's Box . . . was hope."

  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    denihilist wrote: »
    In the context of antifascist antiracist action the consequences of nonviolence are genocide

    That's a pretty broad leap, and one that relies on the same kind of slippery slope as "punching Nazis will lead to mob justice and gang fighting in the streets"

    It's hard to predict volatile political situations, but looking at things like the Nazi brownshirts, it seems like they could be emboldened by other factors (e.g. election of a white supremacist demagogue) and use either the passivity of the populace as a weakness to target or the violence done against them as a rallying cry

    It could also be that neither is the deciding factor and if they're going to mobilize, they're going to mobilize.

    That said, if there are white supremacist paramilitant groups roaming US streets with violent intent at any point, with an apathetic or complicit law enforcement system, then we'd better fuckin' have some black bloc antifa anarchists ready to beat the shit out of some Nazis.

    Richard Spencer, the guy that got punched, is on record as saying, and I paraphrase because I can't find the article, we need to ask ourselves do we need the black race so you see a slippery slope, I see a NAZI that got what he deserved.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Atomika wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I can be the first person involved in transsexual anal-wax-rope-knife-scuba-airplane-role-fireplay

    ". . . and the last thing out of Pandora's Box . . . was hope."

    I don't know where to get that right now, it seems like all suppliers are out, so it'll be hard to work into sex.

  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    Are we still on about the nazi punching?

    So long as there are nazis, there will be people punching those nazis. Right or Wrong does not factor into it; 'tis natural and inevitable as the tides. Grass grows, birds fly, and nazis get punched on camera.

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Cats are great
    Atomika wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I can be the first person involved in transsexual anal-wax-rope-knife-scuba-airplane-role-fireplay

    ". . . and the last thing out of Pandora's Box . . . was hope."
    The hero we need? Or the hero we deserve?

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  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I think if you're gonna punch a Nazi you shouldn't launch yourself awkwardly in the last minute and hit him by the neck. Remember that the power comes from your whole body. Set your feet, keep a good base, and get your hips and shoulders behind that punch.

    yeah i mean can we talk about, however you feel about the act, the form was terrible?

    It was not bad form if your goal is just to make contact and immediately flee

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Cats are great
    I just got a call from a recruiter and went over my experience and education and she's like "gee yeah I dunno, you don't have any desktop support experience", and I said, did you direct your attention to the 2 desktop support jobs on my resume?

    she says "1 of these is remote support, you have no face to face experience"
    how about the 3 help desk positions on my resume? 2 of those are face to face, also I was an IT tutor
    "well I dunno, you're asking a lot of money (min $20 an hour) for someone who has junior level experience"

    motherfucker I got 2 degrees and 6 years experience at this point, my nephew is making that and he has a HSED and 2 months of experience, and you want me to drive further towards chicago

    why did you call me?

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Cats are great
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I can be the first person involved in transsexual anal-wax-rope-knife-scuba-airplane-role-fireplay

    ". . . and the last thing out of Pandora's Box . . . was hope."

    I don't know where to get that right now, it seems like all suppliers are out, so it'll be hard to work into sex.

    yeah we've kinda run out of hope, but I think we've got a bunch of activist rage in the back

    I'll cut you a deal

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    kedinik wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I think if you're gonna punch a Nazi you shouldn't launch yourself awkwardly in the last minute and hit him by the neck. Remember that the power comes from your whole body. Set your feet, keep a good base, and get your hips and shoulders behind that punch.

    yeah i mean can we talk about, however you feel about the act, the form was terrible?

    It was not bad form if your goal is just to make contact and immediately flee

    maybe you should aim higher

    in life and in punch

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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