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Who [Love]s the [Love]men?

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Maybe they were behind you on the way up watching you work those glutes.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    This is my first valentines day being in a relationship.

    Kinda surreal really.

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2017
    @Straightzi

    Yes, this is a thing I know I need to work on

    I also need to work on communication though

    A lot of my "this is not probsbly not actually OK, but maybe it is? I don't know, I have self esteem problems" anxiety stuff proved correct with my marriage

    So when she sort of stops talking when I start trying to plan a date, I get anxious

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular

    A lot of my "this is not probsbly not actually OK, but maybe it is? I don't know, I have self esteem problems" anxiety stuff proved correct with my marriage

    So when she sort of stops talking when I start trying to plan a date, I get anxious

    that's super understandable.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
  • EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    @Straightzi

    Yes, this is a thing I know I need to work on

    I also need to work on communication though

    A lot of my "this is not probsbly not actually OK, but maybe it is? I don't know, I have self esteem problems" anxiety stuff proved correct with my marriage

    So when she sort of stops talking when I start trying to plan a date, I get anxious

    Hobbies. It's easy to place someone in your life as a priority over everything else but until they can do the same, it's just emotional suicide.

    Now your self esteem might read that as "she won't" but stop that. Anything worth doing is worth doing right. Measure twice; cut once.

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I have hobbies, friend

    It's not like im just staring at my phone, waiting for a response


    I do other things while waiting for a response

    I was actually going to have the Convo about its super OK for things to be too much of a mess to go out on a day, but I could really use some communication or encouragement or something

    She could even say no thanks, this doesn't sound interesting

    Or even

    I have too much going on, this isn't a good time, I need to get some things in order

    But no response for more than 24 hours and then "hey actually yes that would be nice to see you today" two hours before dinner time

    Is a bit too stressful for me, maybe

    Is this petty or ridiculous?

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular

    Is this petty or ridiculous?

    no.

    all it is is a slight over-reaction spawning from past bad experiences.

  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Last night, I toured the sketchiest apartment I have ever seen in my life. It reeked like a thousand years of unwashed laundry, and was in the middle of a complete top to bottom remodel of a severity I've only seen before in a house where a meth lab blew up and they had to strip everything out because of all the toxic chemicals soaked into the walls and floorboards. I was trying to be polite to the landlord, pretending I was interested even though I'd made my decision within seconds of stepping through the door, because I just wanted to extract myself from the scenario without anyone freaking out. So I asked about utilities and internet and whatever, then closed with the whole "any questions for me" bit, and he immediately jumped to "you're not friends with any cops, are you?"

    After I left out the side door, I spotted his car in the driveway, with huge stickers in the rear window saying "On August 21st a nuke's gonna go off and they're gonna say a terrorist did it like 9/11 so they can v-chip us all!! Wake Up America!!!", followed by a scripture reference and a youtube channel.

    Edit: Bonus, found the photo on my phone!
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    The scripture verse is from the Book of Mormon, a prophecy about sinister cabals infiltrating the government, which, you know, thanks for the warning God. I can pretty much guarantee this guy wasn't talking about the next August 21st though.

    Desert Leviathan on
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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Is the italicized slight sarcastic?

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Is the italicized slight sarcastic?

    no, I italicized it to stress that it really is slight.

  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    Is the italicized slight sarcastic?

    More... breathless near-panic. Like he couldn't wait for me to shut up about rental-related questions so he could find out if I was a narc.

    Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    When you ask a lady out and she ghosts for a while and then comes back to say things have been really crazy it's time to say, "Ok just let me know when you want to do something" and then wait. Possibly forever.

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    When you ask a lady out and she ghosts for a while and then comes back to say things have been really crazy it's time to say, "Ok just let me know when you want to do something" and then wait. Possibly forever.

    We did that Sunday

    Then she had an awful afternoon and asked if we could reschedule to this week

    So I suggested today, she said yes, but nothing since

    And I need to know a time to make reservations

    I like her a lot, she seems to like me too

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I don't remember most of the dream, but a few of you were there, including @Rorshach Kringle who was referred to as a "special effects wizard" and he came out on stage surrounded by lightning and ended up starting a fire.

    @Rorshach Kringle would make a pretty good shitty-Mysterio.

    dollar store mysterio

    i got the camp
    i got the ego
    i got the bitterness
    but i only got about three fiddy in my pockets

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, LOVERS.

    I'm gonna eat so much love today that I'm gonna vom and then I'm gonna eat some more.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, LOVERS.

    I'm gonna eat so much love today that I'm gonna vom and then I'm gonna eat some more.

    I love you too Chico

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    welcome to dread day 2[]17

    let it rain from sun rise to sun set

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I reckon my Valentine's today will be a nice takeaway all for me, and the assembly of some space marines
    I'm so alone
    No shut up! This is fine!

  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    As it's Valentine's Day, it is only right to have a Magnum. I love Magnums.

  • NijaNija Registered User regular
    I'm looking forward to my large heart shaped pizza tonight. For one.

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    Steam Me
  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2017
    She got back to me

    Rough days, sleepless nights

    And apologized again, and asked if we could try for Thursday

    I said OK

    :)

    I'm trying to get a handle on the anxiety. This lovely lady is having a really rough time, and still wants to try and date me

    Chill out


    But I do need to express a desire for more communication if this is going to work out

    I empathize very much with the rough days, sleepless nights part

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Nija wrote: »
    I'm looking forward to my large heart shaped pizza tonight. For one.

    get one for 3 and then eat the whole thing

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Oh shit it's V Day I forgot!

    And I'm out in public alone!

    WHAT IF I'M SEEN!?

  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Guys, I have found a unicorn. I could never ask for this, because it would be too greedy. Now I have to decide whether or not we should do things out of bed as well.

    Fuck off and die.
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Guys, I have found a unicorn. I could never ask for this, because it would be too greedy. Now I have to decide whether or not we should do things out of bed as well.

    forget that, saw off the horn and sell it on ebay

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Unicorn horn is a potent aphrodisiac

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Keep her away from large red bulls

    edit: and harpies

    Xaquin on
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Unicorn horn is a potent aphrodisiac

    actually it's a stool softener

    edit: don't ask me how I know that

    Magic Pink on
  • DecomposeyDecomposey Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Unicorn horn is a potent aphrodisiac

    actually it's a stool softener

    edit: don't ask me how I know that

    Porque no los dos?

    Before following any advice, opinions, or thoughts I may have expressed in the above post, be warned: I found Keven Costners "Waterworld" to be a very entertaining film.
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    sketchy apartment apocalypse car guy just texted me that I'm the best applicant he's had and he wants to offer me the place but for $80/m more than we discussed in person pffffffffaaaaaaaaahhahahahaaa

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    sketchy apartment apocalypse car guy just texted me that I'm the best applicant he's had and he wants to offer me the place but for $80/m more than we discussed in person pffffffffaaaaaaaaahhahahahaaa

    I would have absolutely no response to that

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2017
    I went up to NoVA/DC for the weekend to hang out with the girlfriend, since it was her birthday on Saturday and I've been busy today with school shenanigans - we went to tour the National Cathedral with my mother, who's an Episcopal priest, and then the two of us walked from the Cathedral to the National Zoo to fawn over animals together. Plus we got a lovely walk in around the creek behind her house Sunday afternoon, and we found lots of salamanders and also some evidence of beavers and otters by the side of the larger body of water it feeds in to!

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    I went up to NoVA/DC for the weekend to hang out with the girlfriend, since it was her birthday on Saturday and I've been busy today with school shenanigans - we went to tour the National Cathedral with my mother, who's an Episcopal priest, and then the two of us walked from the Cathedral to the National Zoo to fawn over animals together. Plus we got a lovely walk in around the creek behind her house Sunday afternoon, and we found lots of salamanders and also some evidence of beavers and otters by the side of the larger body of water it feeds in to!

    My best friend and his father are both episcopal priests

    Used to go the cathedral all the time with them =)

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    "Happy Valentine's Day!
    Did you have a flood of people wanting to go on dates or that why your spending your evening here?​"

    Thanks okcupid guy, makes me feel fantastic.

  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    Sick negs.

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Liiya wrote: »
    "Happy Valentine's Day!
    Did you have a flood of people wanting to go on dates or that why your spending your evening here?​"

    Thanks okcupid guy, makes me feel fantastic.

    Reply: "Well, it's clear why you're stuck here tonight"

    (He'd probably just mistake it for playful banter though...)

    OmnipotentBagel on
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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Sprout wrote: »
    I got the "I'm more interested in hanging out as friends" from my date on Sunday. And man, friends are great and all, I have them and appreciate them, but I just want someone who'll stroke my hair and say I'm pretty. Does that make me a garbage person?

    My default response to this is to be blunt with the person and tell them I already have enough friends, or "I'm not looking for another friend: I'm looking for companionship at the level above friendship."

    It gets the message across.

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