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Who [Love]s the [Love]men?

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Naw it is just most people have done something with themselves by 30.

    I've managed to piss away three decades.

    oh yeah

    list them

    I think you'll find that there aren't that many compared to the whole of humanity

    Xaquin
  • bowenbowen ayyyyyyyy Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Also a lot of people I went to high school are already married and one couple is having a kid soon and like fuck that?

    it's hard to find people over 30 without kids, my dating pool is tiny

    especially as a guy, where our dating pool is as tiny as it is

    Warning: I am a programmer/sysop. IANAL/IANAD, seek actual advice from certified people in their respective fields if you are actually in need of it.
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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    I'm closer to my high-school graduation than my 10-year reunion.

    Yall're old.

    Already past my 20-year reunion. If we had one, I'd be past my 25-year.

    Get off my lawn.

    Chromdom, you paid me to cut your lawn for you because your joints were acting up.

    Did you forget?

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Also a lot of people I went to high school are already married and one couple is having a kid soon and like fuck that?

    it's hard to find people over 30 without kids, my dating pool is tiny

    especially as a guy, where our dating pool is as tiny as it is

    date me bowen

    problem solved

  • bowenbowen ayyyyyyyy Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Also a lot of people I went to high school are already married and one couple is having a kid soon and like fuck that?

    it's hard to find people over 30 without kids, my dating pool is tiny

    especially as a guy, where our dating pool is as tiny as it is

    date me bowen

    problem solved

    will you take me to disney world

    Warning: I am a programmer/sysop. IANAL/IANAD, seek actual advice from certified people in their respective fields if you are actually in need of it.
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Naw it is just most people have done something with themselves by 30.

    I've managed to piss away three decades.

    HA!

    not at all

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Also a lot of people I went to high school are already married and one couple is having a kid soon and like fuck that?

    it's hard to find people over 30 without kids, my dating pool is tiny

    especially as a guy, where our dating pool is as tiny as it is

    date me bowen

    problem solved

    will you take me to disney world

    i'll take you to heaven baby

    and also Disney world

    Xaquinbowen
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Also the fact that a dude who claimed to really want to get together and hang out totally fucking ghosted me when I tried to arrange a hangout made me realize that maybe high school friends can be pretty shitty

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    DouglasDanger
  • chromdomchromdom That One Oh yeah, I movedRegistered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    I'm closer to my high-school graduation than my 10-year reunion.

    Yall're old.

    Already past my 20-year reunion. If we had one, I'd be past my 25-year.

    Get off my lawn.

    Chromdom, you paid me to cut your lawn for you because your joints were acting up.

    Did you forget?

    Hah! Got you! I don't have a mowable lawn!

    Oh ya, I still give him some, just he goes savage on it, doesn't with any other food, little cannibal
  • EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    Three five hits this year and I'm moderately bugged about it.

  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    I'm closer to my high-school graduation than my 10-year reunion.

    Yall're old.

    Already past my 20-year reunion. If we had one, I'd be past my 25-year.

    Get off my lawn.

    Chromdom, you paid me to cut your lawn for you because your joints were acting up.

    Did you forget?

    Hah! Got you! I don't have a mowable lawn!

    Chromdom I'm worried about you.
    I'm mowing it right now!
    Look, I'm waving at you!
    You just closed the blinds for some reason?

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    I'm closer to my high-school graduation than my 10-year reunion.

    Yall're old.

    Already past my 20-year reunion. If we had one, I'd be past my 25-year.

    Get off my lawn.

    Chromdom, you paid me to cut your lawn for you because your joints were acting up.

    Did you forget?

    Hah! Got you! I don't have a mowable lawn!

    Chromdom I'm worried about you.
    I'm mowing it right now!
    Look, I'm waving at you!
    You just closed the blinds for some reason?

    if he can't see you mowing his non existent lawn maybe you're just really bad at it

    kids these days

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I liked highschool, but with the advent of facebook I already keep in touch with most people I want to. AND the ones who don't use FB and I would want to see, are also the least likely to show up to any reunion.
    So even if I happened to be in my home town, I probably wouldn't go - I'm certainly not going to travel for it.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Naw it is just most people have done something with themselves by 30.

    I've managed to piss away three decades.

    HA!

    not at all

    I'd argue that the only worthwhile thing I've done with my life is have kids, because they're pretty good kids

    otherwise... Eh, I'm a cog in a corporate machine, and I while away my free time with video games. Nothing to write home about.

    3ds friend code: 2036 9837 9754
    Xaquinfurlion
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Naw it is just most people have done something with themselves by 30.

    I've managed to piss away three decades.

    HA!

    not at all

    I'd argue that the only worthwhile thing I've done with my life is have kids, because they're pretty good kids

    otherwise... Eh, I'm a cog in a corporate machine, and I while away my free time with video games. Nothing to write home about.

    Raising good kids is a worthy thing to do with your life. It's not, as some people would have you believe, the only worthy thing to do with your life, nor does it have to be the only worthy thing you do with your life, but it can be.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Naw it is just most people have done something with themselves by 30.

    I've managed to piss away three decades.

    HA!

    not at all
    Eh, I'm a cog in a corporate machine, and I while away my free time with video games. Nothing to write home about.

    Me too. I basically removed my toxic family completely from my life and will die alone but dammit that was an accomplishment. I have a job, I'm not a drunk and I have my own place to live. My keetooms are the best. I win.

  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    My metrics for 'accomplishment' are likely pretty skewed, yeah. I mean, I'm certainly not unhappy right now, but I guess I wouldn't consider myself a success, whatever that actually means.

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    I'm not too worried about the accomplishment angle. I mean I'll be the only one there without a budding family or own a house, but I pretty much draw for a living. So I'm going to be taken literally as seriously as I normally am, which is not at all. The conversation would go exactly as such.

    "Hey Gus. Still drawing?"

    "Yup."

    "Whelp good, now we just need to find a bigger locker"

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Success is relative

    Yeah sure from the perspective of got a regular job, bought my little flat etc, not that much of a big deal

    From the perspective of how I am socially, both in terms of my feelings and dealing with social situations, and in terms of self-esteem, respect for others, being able to articulate myself? I've come on massively from when I was younger. Leaps and bounds. And I might just be where most people are, probably, but given where I started, that doesn't mean I can't be proud of making a concerted effort to change certain things about myself and managing to do it. I mean I have a long way to do and I've still got plenty of stuff to sort out, but yeah I say forget what society says is successful. Do what makes you feel successful. And that doesn't mean don't do things that society views as successful, if that's what you want to do! But there are varying forms of riches, is all I am saying.

    Liiya
  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    no one thinks I'm over 30. age is just a number

  • chromdomchromdom That One Oh yeah, I movedRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    I'm closer to my high-school graduation than my 10-year reunion.

    Yall're old.

    Already past my 20-year reunion. If we had one, I'd be past my 25-year.

    Get off my lawn.

    Chromdom, you paid me to cut your lawn for you because your joints were acting up.

    Did you forget?

    Hah! Got you! I don't have a mowable lawn!

    Chromdom I'm worried about you.
    I'm mowing it right now!
    Look, I'm waving at you!
    You just closed the blinds for some reason?

    if he can't see you mowing his non existent lawn maybe you're just really bad at it

    kids these days

    My lawn is about 18 inches on one side by about 24 inches on the other. If you mow it, you are catastrophically over doing it. I suggest you get out of that nice man's yard before he calls the police.

    Now then, where's my oatmeal?

    Oh ya, I still give him some, just he goes savage on it, doesn't with any other food, little cannibal
  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Also a lot of people I went to high school are already married and one couple is having a kid soon and like fuck that?

    it's hard to find people over 30 without kids, my dating pool is tiny

    especially as a guy, where our dating pool is as tiny as it is

    Don't remind me

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  • bowenbowen ayyyyyyyy Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Also a lot of people I went to high school are already married and one couple is having a kid soon and like fuck that?

    it's hard to find people over 30 without kids, my dating pool is tiny

    especially as a guy, where our dating pool is as tiny as it is

    Don't remind me

    :bro:

    Yeah. I've mostly come to terms with it. I need to expand my dating pool to half the continental US I think.

    Warning: I am a programmer/sysop. IANAL/IANAD, seek actual advice from certified people in their respective fields if you are actually in need of it.
  • JuggernutJuggernut South CurrrrlinaRegistered User regular
    I was always the fat kid in school so if I ever had a reunion I'd only show up to, like bench press and teacher, flip everybody off, and then leave.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    Speaking of old i literally just got my 10 year badger.

    Time to move to Florida and play shuffleboard i guess.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    I'm not sure how I'm going to fall asleep tonight

    Once I'm actually relaxed enough to sleep, my sleeping pill works pretty well

    Is that vaguely crusty hungover look still in fashion?

    I play games on ps3 and ps4. My PSN is DouglasDanger.
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Is that vaguely crusty hungover look still in fashion?

    Kinda, yeah

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    In the sense that if are Tove Lo then you can definitely get away with looking like you just spend the last 48 hours getting high, drunk, having lots of sex and staring into the middle distance while smoking a post-coital fag at 6am, and then not showering because fuck that, yeah

    But there is a school of thought that says if you are Tove Lo or somesuch then you get access to a lot of aesthetics that us mere mortals sort of shouldn't really try

    anyway

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    But there is a school of thought that says if you are Tove Lo or somesuch then you get access to a lot of aesthetics that us mere mortals sort of shouldn't really try

    "aesthetics that us mere mortals sort of shouldn't really try" would also be an accurate description of some of the content on Deviantart

    DouglasDangerSolarEinzel
  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited March 20
    Hmm

    Yeah

    I'm not Tove Lo

    And I are too much dinner to drink enough cheap swill beer to get proper buzzed

    My crush is just a human, she's not actually a beautiful ghost dream woman

    I can do this

    DouglasDanger on
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  • EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    It took me a while to realize that Tove Lo wasn't some new malapropism of True Love.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 20
    Maybe you should be Tove Lo

    Maybe we should all become very attractive depressed Swedish 20-somethings having lots of sex

    I could live with that

    Solar on
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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    My crush is just a human, she's not actually a beautiful ghost dream woman

    I don't know, let's not rule out some kind of Mannequin situation just yet.

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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Dating dreams while on a fever get weird

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Maybe you should be Tove Lo

    Maybe we should all become very attractive depressed Swedish 20-somethings having lots of sex

    I could live with that

    Sign me the hell up

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  • JuggernutJuggernut South CurrrrlinaRegistered User regular
    Ok question


    Who is Tove Lo?

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    She's a Swedish synthpop singer whose lyrics make it quite clear that she is a depressed 20-something having lots of sex

    She's also very pretty, and totally my type, so I'd really like to take her on a date if that's cool

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Tove Lo sounds like a Star Wars character.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Tove Lo sounds like a Star Wars character.

    Well the depressed 20-something part does but "having lots of sex" doesn't really track.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut South CurrrrlinaRegistered User regular
    Ok thank you for the explanation, Solar now I know but I think I'm going to imagine Tove Lo as a Star Wars character.

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