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Who [Love]s the [Love]men?

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I reactivated my tinder because I was booooored and I haven't been hating myself enough recently.

    Need to knock myself down a peg or two.

    *swipes right*

    Don't start something you can't finish, Omni. I'm a whole lotta man.

    he's a giant fire-breathing turtle

    THAT is some porn I would pay to see

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    make it happen kids daddy needs his stories

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    If settling for me doesn't knock you down a peg or two, I dunno what will

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Hey. You're a catch, goddammit.

    People are just intimidated by you on account of you being a giant, acrobatic turtle-beast.

    Juggernut on
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I did catch a turtle once while fishing

    it breathed very little, if any, fire

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I did catch a turtle once while fishing

    it breathed very little, if any, fire

    Clearly they didn't consider you to be a threat.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Is there any point to using tinder if I am considering it only if I were to make a separate Facebook account just for it?

    I did expand my OKC radius to 100 miles, and found some more interesting women.

    The rural area in which I live has a very small amount of single non smokers without children who have their own place who aren't "Christian, and it's important"

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Is there any point to using tinder if I am considering it only if I were to make a separate Facebook account just for it?

    I did expand my OKC radius to 100 miles, and found some more interesting women.

    The rural area in which I live has a very small amount of single non smokers without children who have their own place who aren't "Christian, and it's important"

    Tinder doesn't pull much from your FB to do matchmaking, and a lot of people make a smurf account for privacy reasons. Go for it!

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I did catch a turtle once while fishing

    it breathed very little, if any, fire

    Clearly they didn't consider you to be a threat.

    but I puffed up and displayed my crest!

    :cry:

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    EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    Is there any point to using tinder if I am considering it only if I were to make a separate Facebook account just for it?

    I did expand my OKC radius to 100 miles, and found some more interesting women.

    The rural area in which I live has a very small amount of single non smokers without children who have their own place who aren't "Christian, and it's important"

    But you have the most pizza restaurants per capita so I think it evens out.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Where do you think I live?

    I mean, I have no idea where you live, but I have a fair amount of pizza places around me, for it being a rural area

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Where do you think I live?

    I mean, I have no idea where you live, but I have a fair amount of pizza places around me, for it being a rural area

    pizzatown USA obvs

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    God let's not talk about pizza I just ate so much pizza.

    I think I'm gonna hurl.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    hurl a log

    you're a lumberjack or some shit right

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Where do you think I live?

    I mean, I have no idea where you live, but I have a fair amount of pizza places around me, for it being a rural area

    A vast metro desert filled with the living dead

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    A college town in Northeast Pennsylvania

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    SAME THING

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    hurl a log

    you're a lumberjack or some shit right

    Only on Wednesdays.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    what are you some kind of werelumberjack

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    what are you some kind of werelumberjack

    He had Paul Bunyon's Disease as a child and was never fully cured.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    that explains so much

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Look just because a man likes to tape flapjacks to his feet doesn't make him weird ok?

    Juggernut on
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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    That was a Paul Bunyon thing right?

    God I hope so cause if not I cannot explain where that would've come from or why I thought of it.

    Juggernut on
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Look just because a man likes to tape flapjacks to his feet doesn't make him weird ok?

    You're just lucky it was never properly treated. The only way to cure it is to shave the lumberjack beard, which renders you completely clean-shaven for life.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Gasp not Lil' Scratchy

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    I think Paul Bunyan was where they strapped butter to their feet to grease the enormous pan for the flapjacks.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Well that's just unsanitary.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Yeah, and it wasn't Paul Bunyan with the butter skates

    It was one of his buddies who was helping to cook him breakfast

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    cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    A college town in Northeast Pennsylvania

    ... Mansfield?

    I'm pretty sure there's only one town in all of PA, right?

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    cabsy wrote: »
    A college town in Northeast Pennsylvania

    ... Mansfield?

    I'm pretty sure there's only one town in all of PA, right?

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    cabsy wrote: »
    A college town in Northeast Pennsylvania

    ... Mansfield?

    I'm pretty sure there's only one town in all of PA, right?

    No, not Mansfield

    I would rather not narrow it down too much though

    Playing with the location radius thing in OKC

    There are so many people in cities


    Shocking!


    And those cities really aren't that far away, at least from the US perspective

    I also found quite a few interesting women in one of the areas I return to to visit some friends


    I don't know though, I really like my crush, and i think maybe there's another date in the future, once she deals with some family matters

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    HyperBalladHyperBallad A ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotions Sydney. Lost in time and space.Registered User regular
    11am the day after. Silence.

    God.
    Fucking.
    Dammit.

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    ArtereisArtereis Registered User regular
    The biopsy came in today for my cat's amputated toe. 100% an osteosarcoma. He's the best cat I've ever met and doesn't deserve the shit his short life has thrown at him. The x-rays of his abdomen were clean, but all I can do is hope it hasn't actually spread. I'm not giving him chemo.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    No date this weekend with cute vet because she's coming down with something :(

    Silver lining is that, unlike some of the other vets she works with, that "something" is not ringworm.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Artereis wrote: »
    The biopsy came in today for my cat's amputated toe. 100% an osteosarcoma. He's the best cat I've ever met and doesn't deserve the shit his short life has thrown at him. The x-rays of his abdomen were clean, but all I can do is hope it hasn't actually spread. I'm not giving him chemo.

    :(

    I'm sorry, Artereis, that's awful.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Artereis wrote: »
    The biopsy came in today for my cat's amputated toe. 100% an osteosarcoma. He's the best cat I've ever met and doesn't deserve the shit his short life has thrown at him. The x-rays of his abdomen were clean, but all I can do is hope it hasn't actually spread. I'm not giving him chemo.

    bro...

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    CabezoneCabezone Registered User regular
    11am the day after. Silence.

    God.
    Fucking.
    Dammit.

    I'd give it till the evening before even starting to worry.

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    HyperBalladHyperBallad A ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotions Sydney. Lost in time and space.Registered User regular
    I'm a worrywart over nothing. He texted. All good.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    I'm a worrywart over nothing. He texted. All good.

    Birds aren't socially active until after noon

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    I'm a worrywart over nothing. He texted. All good.

    Birds aren't socially active until after noon

    Can somebody please let the bloody cockatoos know

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