Lately I’ve been trying out this online dating thing that all the kids are talking about
So far it’s going alright
Here are a few highlights paraphrased from matches I looked at tonight:
“Basically I’m a fan of ceilingfans”
“You should know I like red beans and rice more than I like most people”
“You should message me if you want to destroy white supremacy”
“Don’t even talk to me unless you realize it’s ok to punch Nazis”
Ok! It's time for a pop quiz on my romantic interests: Out of those four dating profiles, which one convinced me to send a message?