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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    How about A TRAIN movie that's a PRISON ESCAPE movie in WORLD WAR II starring FRANK SINATRA?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-zqZdHlIck

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    What an unusually tall youtube video

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    What an unusually tall youtube video

    Old Blue Eyes was always a little larger than life

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    honovere wrote: »
    I would love it if trains became a fad in hollywood

    They tried. They tried really hard.
    https://youtu.be/JM-0Ywc7wNY

    I have never heard of this movie.

    Apparently it got good ratings? Neat.

    Also that Ayn Rand movie was about trains sort of.

    The movie itself was actually quite a bit better than that dumb trailer makes it look as far as I remember.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Most movies about trains are porn these days.

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    LordSolarMachariusLordSolarMacharius Red wine with fish Registered User regular
    more train movies, please

    forever train movies

    I have a lot of love for Silver Streak. Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor, Patrick McGoohan. A little murder, a little mystery, and some real stupid ignorant son of a bitch dumb bastards.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I watched Halloween yesterday and man why are there documentaries about Friday and Nightmare and not this? It's the only slasher movie that 100% completely works. The lighting is incredible.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Some movies we watched recently:

    Birdman: Crap. Hated it. Well done technically tho.

    Adventures in Babysitting: Holy crap, seen nowdays this is just racist as all hell.

    The Absolutely Fabulous Movie: I'm a huge fan but I found very very little to like about this.

    Florence Foster Jenkins: Pretty mean spirited and focused far more on the men around her rather than the lady herself. She and her circle of friends was where the story was, not with her pianist with the constant gay jokes and her "husband" and all the excuses he had for why he was having sex with someone else. Bleah.

    tl;dr: not a good weekend for movies for us

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Someone actually watched Florence Foster Jenkins?

    I thought it was just a movie made up so Meryl Streep could get nominated again.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Someone actually watched Florence Foster Jenkins?

    I thought it was just a movie made up so Meryl Streep could get nominated again.

    Nah, Florence Foster Jenkins was a pretty kick ass lady albeit ridiculously overprivileged. I think they did her a disservice to be honest.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I would probably be more interested in watching a movie about a talentless person who has a successful career in the performing arts because she's rich and privileged if I didn't already exist in a world that contains Max Landis.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    I watched Halloween yesterday and man why are there documentaries about Friday and Nightmare and not this? It's the only slasher movie that 100% completely works. The lighting is incredible.

    Halloween is ridiculously good

    But as a series, it's significantly weaker than either Friday or Nightmare

    It's really just the first movie that you want when you're talking about Halloween

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Max Landis is just a kind of cheap shot too. I've known a lot of people who were able to pursue careers purely because they were bankrolled by daddy and it kind of leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I don't want to watch a movie about a woman who's doing kind of a shitty thing and should actually sit the fuck down.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Tube have you seen Black Christmas yet? If you're interested in classic slashers, that's really the one to watch (it's pretty much the first of the genre). It's not quite as good as Halloween, but it's super influential on the genre as a whole, and honestly a lot better than it has any right to be.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Max Landis is just a kind of cheap shot too. I've known a lot of people who were able to pursue careers purely because they were bankrolled by daddy and it kind of leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I don't want to watch a movie about a woman who's doing kind of a shitty thing and should actually sit the fuck down.

    I give her a pass because she was doing it because she loves music that much; she was incredibly passionate about it and couldn't play piano anymore so her only outlet was singing. If people hadn't insisted she was a soprano she may have done quite a bit better.

    But yeah, it walks a fine line.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2017
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    I watched Halloween yesterday and man why are there documentaries about Friday and Nightmare and not this? It's the only slasher movie that 100% completely works. The lighting is incredible.

    Halloween is ridiculously good

    But as a series, it's significantly weaker than either Friday or Nightmare

    It's really just the first movie that you want when you're talking about Halloween

    I think Friday and Nightmare (as series) are both broadly entertaining but completely unscary. Halloween had that magical formula that made the first one great but when they lost that they didn't have "this is just fun to watch!" to fall back on.

    Even the mask is this amazing happy accident, where other slasher film masks don't really work. It looks just slightly inhuman enough to set off a bunch of fucking fire alarms in your lizard brain. But then they make sequels and go "ok I know what this mask looks like, let's do this" and... 1d883eff1bdea3464d2160aed02ab769.jpg

    OH SHIT HERE COMES SOMEONE'S GRUMPY AUNT

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Tube wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    I watched Halloween yesterday and man why are there documentaries about Friday and Nightmare and not this? It's the only slasher movie that 100% completely works. The lighting is incredible.

    Halloween is ridiculously good

    But as a series, it's significantly weaker than either Friday or Nightmare

    It's really just the first movie that you want when you're talking about Halloween

    I think Friday and Nightmare (as series) are both broadly entertaining but completely unscary.

    Super agree. Halloween (if you remove the awful awful Rob Zombie films) is literally the only slasher series done close to right (although the first Friday and Nightmare and pretty creepy as well).

    Black Christmas is also a fantastic film for the genre, just avoid the re-make.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I actually like the Rob Zombie films (mostly the first one) but I'm aware that I'm essentially a bizarre mutant in that respect. I found that giving Myers a character added... something to it. I don't know, maybe I'll watch it again and compare.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    I watched Halloween yesterday and man why are there documentaries about Friday and Nightmare and not this? It's the only slasher movie that 100% completely works. The lighting is incredible.

    Halloween is ridiculously good

    But as a series, it's significantly weaker than either Friday or Nightmare

    It's really just the first movie that you want when you're talking about Halloween

    Uh excuse me, Halloween III

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Tube wrote: »
    I actually like the Rob Zombie films (mostly the first one) but I'm aware that I'm essentially a bizarre mutant in that respect. I found that giving Myers a character added... something to it. I don't know, maybe I'll watch it again and compare.

    I don't like director's spending too much time making a serial killer relatable or worthy of pity because it removes the scare. Plus the longer the film went on the less he was Michael Myers and more just some random murder-hobo in a cheaply made porn film set in a trailer park (although that's more the second than the first).

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    They removed some of the scare but added something else in its place that I appreciated. Like I find the Danny Trejo shit heartbreaking.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Something I was just reminded about

    Remember when Rian Johnson released the director's commentary for Looper while it was still in theaters, so you could go back and watch it with headphones in to hear it?

    How come everybody didn't steal that?

    It's a great idea that encourages multiple theater visits

    If I could get Jordan Peele's commentary on Get Out already, I'd be back in the theater today

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    They removed some of the scare but added something else in its place that I appreciated. Like I find the Danny Trejo shit heartbreaking.

    I honestly don't even remember him in the film. It's been a LONG time since I saw it tho.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    The other fun thing about Halloween is that score. Everyone remembers the DUH duh duh DUH duh duh DUh duh DUH duh part, which is in odd time which already puts people who are acclimated to 4/4 slightly on edge. What I noticed this time is there's a super insistent metronome click in the back of it that's both completely jarring AND drives home the odd time.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Tube have you seen Black Christmas yet? If you're interested in classic slashers, that's really the one to watch (it's pretty much the first of the genre). It's not quite as good as Halloween, but it's super influential on the genre as a whole, and honestly a lot better than it has any right to be.

    I haven't seen Black Christmas, but I'll check it out. I get it confused with Silent Night, Deadly Night.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    The other fun thing about Halloween is that score. Everyone remembers the DUH duh duh DUH duh duh DUh duh DUH duh part, which is in odd time which already puts people who are acclimated to 4/4 slightly on edge. What I noticed this time is there's a super insistent metronome click in the back of it that's both completely jarring AND drives home the odd time.

    It's an AMZING theme. The only one that comes as close to making my bird flip is the Exorcist theme.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Every time I've seen anything about Florence Foster Jenkins all I could think is, "I have zero interest in this movie."

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Every time I've seen anything about Florence Foster Jenkins all I could think is, "I have zero interest in this movie."

    Yeah, it's crazy niche. I'm pretty amazed they even did a film on it much less two!

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    While I dunno if I'd listen to them just to listen to them, I really dig drawing to John Carpenter's Lost Themes albums.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Tube have you seen Black Christmas yet? If you're interested in classic slashers, that's really the one to watch (it's pretty much the first of the genre). It's not quite as good as Halloween, but it's super influential on the genre as a whole, and honestly a lot better than it has any right to be.

    I haven't seen Black Christmas, but I'll check it out. I get it confused with Silent Night, Deadly Night.

    Yikes, SNDL is so so so bad.

    Black Christmas is super worth watching. I think its considered the second actual "slasher" flick with the first being a black and white silent film. Plus CANADIAN!

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Tube have you seen Black Christmas yet? If you're interested in classic slashers, that's really the one to watch (it's pretty much the first of the genre). It's not quite as good as Halloween, but it's super influential on the genre as a whole, and honestly a lot better than it has any right to be.

    I haven't seen Black Christmas, but I'll check it out. I get it confused with Silent Night, Deadly Night.

    I also love the Silent Night, Deadly Night films, but they are the exact opposite of the slasher spectrum.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Tube have you seen Black Christmas yet? If you're interested in classic slashers, that's really the one to watch (it's pretty much the first of the genre). It's not quite as good as Halloween, but it's super influential on the genre as a whole, and honestly a lot better than it has any right to be.

    I haven't seen Black Christmas, but I'll check it out. I get it confused with Silent Night, Deadly Night.

    I also love the Silent Night, Deadly Night films, but they are the exact opposite of the slasher spectrum.

    No? I mean, they're 100% slasher films.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Something I was just reminded about

    Remember when Rian Johnson released the director's commentary for Looper while it was still in theaters, so you could go back and watch it with headphones in to hear it?

    How come everybody didn't steal that?

    It's a great idea that encourages multiple theater visits

    If I could get Jordan Peele's commentary on Get Out already, I'd be back in the theater today

    God, that's such a good idea, but if I had to guess, I'd say publishers weren't happy about its potential to cut into DVD/Blu-Ray sales.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Tube have you seen Black Christmas yet? If you're interested in classic slashers, that's really the one to watch (it's pretty much the first of the genre). It's not quite as good as Halloween, but it's super influential on the genre as a whole, and honestly a lot better than it has any right to be.

    I haven't seen Black Christmas, but I'll check it out. I get it confused with Silent Night, Deadly Night.

    I also love the Silent Night, Deadly Night films, but they are the exact opposite of the slasher spectrum.

    No? I mean, they're 100% slasher films.

    Of the slasher spectrum, not from @Magic Pink

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Tube have you seen Black Christmas yet? If you're interested in classic slashers, that's really the one to watch (it's pretty much the first of the genre). It's not quite as good as Halloween, but it's super influential on the genre as a whole, and honestly a lot better than it has any right to be.

    I haven't seen Black Christmas, but I'll check it out. I get it confused with Silent Night, Deadly Night.

    Yikes, SNDL is so so so bad.

    Black Christmas is super worth watching. I think its considered the second actual "slasher" flick with the first being a black and white silent film. Plus CANADIAN!

    a bay of blood predates it by a few years

    still the most enjoyable slasher i've ever seen

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    simo wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Tube have you seen Black Christmas yet? If you're interested in classic slashers, that's really the one to watch (it's pretty much the first of the genre). It's not quite as good as Halloween, but it's super influential on the genre as a whole, and honestly a lot better than it has any right to be.

    I haven't seen Black Christmas, but I'll check it out. I get it confused with Silent Night, Deadly Night.

    Yikes, SNDL is so so so bad.

    Black Christmas is super worth watching. I think its considered the second actual "slasher" flick with the first being a black and white silent film. Plus CANADIAN!

    a bay of blood predates it by a few years

    still the most enjoyable slasher i've ever seen

    huh never heard of that one. apparently it's not actually considered a slasher for some reason.

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    This is going of a somewhat spotty memory of it, but it has a lot of elements that are slasher-like, but some of the story/structure elements aren't quite "classic" slasher, which might lead some to not include it, despite it being an inspiration to some later slasher directors.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Grislo wrote: »
    This is going of a somewhat spotty memory of it, but it has a lot of elements that are slasher-like, but some of the story/structure elements aren't quite "classic" slasher, which might lead some to not include it, despite it being an inspiration to some later slasher directors.

    I always heard "slasher" meant multiple victims where the audience would occasionally be in the viewpoint of the killer. I don't really know for certain tho or if it's even really important to define it all that much

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    simo wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Tube have you seen Black Christmas yet? If you're interested in classic slashers, that's really the one to watch (it's pretty much the first of the genre). It's not quite as good as Halloween, but it's super influential on the genre as a whole, and honestly a lot better than it has any right to be.

    I haven't seen Black Christmas, but I'll check it out. I get it confused with Silent Night, Deadly Night.

    Yikes, SNDL is so so so bad.

    Black Christmas is super worth watching. I think its considered the second actual "slasher" flick with the first being a black and white silent film. Plus CANADIAN!

    a bay of blood predates it by a few years

    still the most enjoyable slasher i've ever seen

    huh never heard of that one. apparently it's not actually considered a slasher for some reason.

    it's probably more generally lumped in as a giallo because it was directed by mario bava, but it was drawn on so heavily by other later slashers (especially friday the 13th) that it feels like one

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I think of slasher movie as just the typical "there's a guy who kills people/teenagers in a variety of ways". There are other associated tropes but that's mostly it.

    I also watched the Friday the 13th remake the other day. It wasn't horrible but the amount of nudity became slightly insulting.

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