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  • MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I'd be interested in a Shia lebouff but only if he gets to write and direct also

    I'd be interested in Shia, but only if he has to watch every single viewing with every single person that views it.

    With Max Landis and Jared Leto, right?

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  • WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular

    This sounds really fucking interesting, I hope this feature becomes a breakout hit. Was it just the Clue/Cluedo movies that did this before?

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I can vouch for both Blood Rage and Slaughter High

    Some of my favorite lesser slashers:

    Evolver
    Intruder
    Shredder
    Theater of Blood (okay fine not actually a slasher but it has Vincent Price and it's the best)

    Not as good as like, the true classics of the genre, mind you, but they're a bunch of fun

    i've always wondered why intruder didn't have more.of a following considering the pedigree

    all of these are excellent choices

    was waiting for you to suggest shredder

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular

    My knee jerk reaction to this is blind hatred.

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  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    That seems extreme. It's just an experiment. I imagine, like 3D, it won't be all movies/shows.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    I do not like horror and thriller movies because they put my mind in bad places.

    Now I have to endure my feed discussing get out forever.

    This will be as bad as inglorious bastards.

    But ultimately, I'm glad an African American actor and director get to hit it big with a new perspective on these genres, new fears and narratives to exploit.

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  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    If the choose your own adventure Netflix shows/movies are anything like the choose your own adventure books of my childhood, I expect to be deluged with stories that have the main character meeting a horrible end over and over again.

    Seriously I never once naturally achieved a "good" ending in any of those books.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Finger on page 13 as I check the next three options.

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  • WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
    Oh you didn't eat breakfast before rushing out to school? You get hit by a bus that you would've avoided if you stayed at home a bit longer! THE END

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Oh you didn't eat breakfast before rushing out to school? You get hit by a bus that you would've avoided if you stayed at home a bit longer! THE END

    I should watch butterfly effect someday.

    Stranger than fiction was great.

  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I'd be interested in a Shia lebouff but only if he gets to write and direct also

    I'd be interested in Shia, but only if he has to watch every single viewing with every single person that views it.

    With Max Landis and Jared Leto, right?

    Naw , more as a sequel to when Shia marathon'd his entire movie library, time to step it up Shia.

    DO IT

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Did he sleep at all? I gotta imagine that's probably >24 hours

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Did he sleep at all? I gotta imagine that's probably >24 hours

    I caught some of the end stream and that guy looked the high you can only get from sleep deprivation

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I read the article on it, apparently he slept through one of the transformers. Seems about right.

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  • WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
    Finger on page 13 as I check the next three options.

    Maybe this was how Nicholas Cage's movie Next started out.

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »

    As someone who enjoyed Indiana Jones 4, I'm so ready.

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  • shoeboxjeddyshoeboxjeddy Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Oh you didn't eat breakfast before rushing out to school? You get hit by a bus that you would've avoided if you stayed at home a bit longer! THE END

    There's a bad guy coming. You are a secret agent. Do you try to beat him in hand to hand combat (page 54) or hide under the table (page 9)?

    Page 9
    The guard reveals crucial information. Unsatisfying coward choices pay off again!

    Page 54
    The guard is Jet Li. He pounds your face into hamburger and then calls the other guards over to laugh at your pathetic loser face. Your superiors are busy regretting they trusted you. Bad End

    Note: Page 54 is a hub page that is used countless times because the author is lazy.

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  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Someone sent me a bunch of clips from negative reviews of "get out" by white people. One line in particular struck me. They call it a "movie for democrats". Dont that just sum up the current political climate completely? A movie is not "for" anybody and it bums me out that someone would take a look at challenging art and instead of truly considering what is being said and why they'd just go "oh this doesnt reinforce by beliefs so it isnt for me".

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Someone sent me a bunch of clips from negative reviews of "get out" by white people. One line in particular struck me. They call it a "movie for democrats". Dont that just sum up the current political climate completely? A movie is not "for" anybody and it bums me out that someone would take a look at challenging art and instead of truly considering what is being said and why they'd just go "oh this doesnt reinforce by beliefs so it isnt for me".

    Progressives are the REAL racists, dontchaknow?

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  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Get Out is very much a movie about the kind of racism that is seen among "well-meaning white liberal" types, so I guess I could see an argument that it would have more of an impact on Democratic and Democratic-leaning white viewers, maybe causing them to evaluate themselves and look inward regarding how they view and act toward minorities.

    But somehow I doubt that's the point that reviewer was making.

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    AtomicTofu wrote: »

    As someone who enjoyed Indiana Jones 4, I'm so ready.

    I thought 4 had some real highlights

    I'm ready to give them another chance, that's for sure

    If nothing else there'll at least be a cool trailer with the main theme or something

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Odds Indy makes it out alive?

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    I mean they're not wrong. It's absolutely a movie for Democrats.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    Odds Indy makes it out alive?

    pretty low, I would think

    Is Shaia in this one?

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    Odds Indy makes it out alive?

    pretty low, I would think

    Is Shaia in this one?

    I think it would have been in the press release if that had been announced yet

    His public image has changed so much, and audience reaction was so mixed towards him at the time, I could see them setting up a different successor. I'm potentially fine with either option though

    Going forward-- I think optimally, they recast Indy and go back to the thirties, but I'm not sure they'll actually do that. They could always go with Mutt's son (or daughter) or grandson (or daughter) and set future movies closer to present day-- kind of ripping off Uncharted, but still.

    Or do both: recast Indy, have his 30's adventures in parallel with a descendent of his

  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    I think a few Republicans would get a kick out of Get Out on the surface before they work out the implications.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Harrison Ford is coming back just to kill off all his old characters
    I expect Deckard to bite it too

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Someone sent me a bunch of clips from negative reviews of "get out" by white people. One line in particular struck me. They call it a "movie for democrats". Dont that just sum up the current political climate completely? A movie is not "for" anybody and it bums me out that someone would take a look at challenging art and instead of truly considering what is being said and why they'd just go "oh this doesnt reinforce by beliefs so it isnt for me".

    If you don't like the movie, there's a good chance it's because you're one of the bad guys in the film.

    Not just "I didn't like it because I don't like scary movies" or whatever, but "I don't like it enough to make a review about how bad it is"

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Harrison Ford is coming back just to kill off all his old characters
    I expect Deckard to bite it too

    I love this idea so much

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  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    I honestly don't know which I'm more excited for: Denis Villeneuve's take on Blade Runner or his take on Dune. I am unreasonably excited for just the prospect of a good Dune film.

    I mean, I love the 80's version, but not because it's good.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Fawst wrote: »
    I honestly don't know which I'm more excited for: Denis Villeneuve's take on Blade Runner or his take on Dune. I am unreasonably excited for just the prospect of a good Dune film.

    I mean, I love the 80's version, but not because it's good.

    It's because we've got wormsign the likes of which GAWD has never seen.

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Fawst wrote: »
    I honestly don't know which I'm more excited for: Denis Villeneuve's take on Blade Runner or his take on Dune. I am unreasonably excited for just the prospect of a good Dune film.

    I mean, I love the 80's version, but not because it's good.

    Whoa he's remaking dune also???

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I don't think they'll kill Indiana Jones

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I don't think they'll kill Indiana Jones

    Spielberg's directing yeah?

    Cus then I can't imagine Jones dying.

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  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    I still haven't seen Get Out yet. My local theater generally won't show a black-led film regardless of how well it's doing, as long as there's a white-led film to show. This happened with Blade as well, though I think Titanic was in its millionth week of re-release at the time.

    Anyway, this just goes to illustrate what I was about to get at: this seems like a movie that should be shown in high school classrooms. I know R-rated films are usually verboten (there were a couple shown back when I was in high school), but what I'm hearing about Get Out makes it sound like it may be, strangely, as topical as a film like Roots or some made for TV mess about the Civil Rights movement.

    A couple of my friends and I watched a trailer for it a couple weeks ago, and the opening lines alone: "your family knows I'm black, right?" and the girlfriend's response were so dead-on that I and one of my friends immediately started laughing. I've had this conversation more times than I can count. Almost verbatim.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Killing Indy just doesn't really fit the tone of the movies. The good guys don't die in Indiana Jones movies.

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Indiana Jones is tonally all over the map already anyway

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  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    rhylith wrote: »
    Fawst wrote: »
    I honestly don't know which I'm more excited for: Denis Villeneuve's take on Blade Runner or his take on Dune. I am unreasonably excited for just the prospect of a good Dune film.

    I mean, I love the 80's version, but not because it's good.

    Whoa he's remaking dune also???

    He is! Though news just came down that he's taking a break, first:
    The problem right now, and something I want to change, I worked very fast. I did PRISONERS, and then after that, in the past six years I have done five movies -- which is not a good idea! It's too fast. And I learned a lot, I learned so much, for the time now I need just a little time to digest. After BLADE RUNNER, as I'm working on DUNE, I would love to just digest and then come back with more energy for DUNE with fresh ideas. I need that right now! And so I need distance a little bit.

    After he made Prisoners, he was asked by Alcon Entertainment what he wants to do next and his reaction was...
    I said, “DUNE,” Spontaneously. I know there was competition to get the rights, but I always said to myself, and I'm saying it to you, I can't believe it will be a thing. There's no screenplay right now, but that will be my dream!

    So I'm changing my anticipation from "WHEN this comes out" to "HOPEFULLY it comes out," but I'm not doubting too much.

    Now I'm reading a set report from Alien: Covenant and I'm getting pretty hyped.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    denis Villeneuve isn't who I would have picked for a Dune adaptation (that's luc besson) but Arrival had some moments that make me interested in what he's gonna do with Dune

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I would pay a lot of money to see Luc Besson's Dune

    A lot

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