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  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    simo wrote: »
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    ellie kemper for c-3po

    actually scratch that kimiko glenn would be better

    Shit, those are both really good...

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Fawst wrote: »
    Huh. OK, yeah, let's play this game. Keeping the original names for the sake of clarity.

    Threepio: ...I'm already at a loss. Fuck it, Aubrey Plaza.
    Vader: Cate Blanchett
    Leia: Asa Butterfield
    Luke: Chloe Moretz
    Obi-Wan: Sigourney Weaver
    Han: Ruth Negga
    Tarkin: Emily Blunt (fuck the age thing) / Kathy Bates (respect the age thing)

    Oh, and I like Diana Rigg for the Emperor. For the other movies.

    I want cate blanchett in there somewhere, but I'm not sure Vader's a good fit

    I think Cate Blanchett would make one hell of a Tarkin.

    she's a good option for that, yeah

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  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    Too young, but fuck it, I suggested Emily Blunt.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Hailee Steinfeld as Luke
    Asa Butterfield as Leia
    Emma Thompson as Obi Wan
    Hayley Atwell as Han
    Tilda Swinton as Tarkin
    Gwendolyn Christie as Vader
    Hugh Grant as Mon Mothma

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Just leaving this here...

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    It's super cute, I like it a lot.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot Here You Go, AC SLATER ROD BELDINGRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Viola Davis as Vader

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  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    Hmmm...

    Michelle Yeoh as Vader. Who would you cast as Luke and Leia then?

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    CCH Pounder as Vader

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Variety wrote:
    Robert Downey Jr. will star in the movie “The Voyage of Doctor Dolittle,” based on the classic character who can talk to animals, for Universal Pictures. Stephen Gaghan, who most recently directed Matthew McConaughey’s “Gold,” will helm the film from his own screenplay.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    It's a paycheck, huh

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle my name is kevin Registered User regular
    all this talk has me thinking of period accurate gender swapped star wars and man katharine hepburn obi wan is all i ever wanted

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot Here You Go, AC SLATER ROD BELDINGRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Jenna Elfman as Jar Jar Binks

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle my name is kevin Registered User regular
    Talia Shire – Luke
    Candice Bergen – Han
    Dustin Hoffman – Leia
    Sally Kellerman – C3PO
    Katharine Hepburn – Obi Wan Kenobi
    Liv Ullman – Grand Moff Tarkin
    Grace Jones – Darth Vader
    Pam Grier – Lando

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Talia Shire – Luke
    Candice Bergen – Han
    Dustin Hoffman – Leia
    Sally Kellerman – C3PO
    Katharine Hepburn – Obi Wan Kenobi
    Liv Ullman – Grand Moff Tarkin
    Grace Jones – Darth Vader
    Pam Grier – Lando

    UHHHHHHHHH YEAH YES EXACTLY CORRECT

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot Here You Go, AC SLATER ROD BELDINGRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Fuck... Grace Jones is the PERFECT Vader. I'm pissed u didn't think of it.

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited March 20
    I have no idea where to put Aubrey Plaza in this after the last Legion episode, not sure what she couldn't do.

    edit: Heck, Palpatine?

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  • webguy20webguy20 Registered User regular
    edited March 20
    I want to see Aisha Tyler as Lando (Landa?) if we're doing modern day casting.

    Also Charlize Theron needs to be in there somewhere. I could see her pulling off Han.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle my name is kevin Registered User regular
    Talia Shire – Luke
    Candice Bergen – Han
    Dustin Hoffman – Leia
    Sally Kellerman – C3PO
    Katharine Hepburn – Obi Wan Kenobi
    Liv Ullman – Grand Moff Tarkin
    Grace Jones – Darth Vader
    Pam Grier – Lando

    oh! i forgot to list my palpatine!

    joan bennett

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle my name is kevin Registered User regular
    but only because joan crawford was already gone by then

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    I don't know why but this is just a really fun casting exercise, everyone has a take on it

    this is what I'm going to use to start conversations with people I don't know very well from now on (but only on the offchance I think "so which presidents do you think you could beat up" is inappropriate)

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle my name is kevin Registered User regular
    i would fuck garfield up

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  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    edited March 21
    webguy20 wrote: »
    I want to see Aisha Tyler as Lando (Landa?) if we're doing modern day casting.

    Also Charlize Theron needs to be in there somewhere. I could see her pulling off Han.

    Edit: huge image looks yuuuuge on mobile.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited March 21
    i would fuck garfield up

    would you wrassle 'im

    also I just asked this question of this friend my lady introduced me to like a week ago and she thought for a second and went "the one in a wheelchair" and everybody around gasped audibly

    e: personally I'd fuckin' brutalize Nixon but we've talked about this here before

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    "so which presidents do you think you could beat up"

    on a good day, Franklin Pierce
    on a bad day, none of them

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    "so which presidents do you think you could beat up"

    on a good day, Franklin Pierce
    on a bad day, none of them

    don't sell yourself short

    I don't believe there's any healthy man under thirty who couldn't take Ronald Reagan on a bad day

    the rules are "peak condition observed in office"

    pretty sure you could handle a demented seventy-year-old even if you're hungover with a low-grade fever

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    "so which presidents do you think you could beat up"

    on a good day, Franklin Pierce
    on a bad day, none of them

    don't sell yourself short

    I don't believe there's any healthy man under thirty who couldn't take Ronald Reagan on a bad day

    the rules are "peak condition observed in office"

    pretty sure you could handle a demented seventy-year-old even if you're hungover with a low-grade fever

    Patrick, you know how to pick a guy up

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    FDR shouldn't be hard.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I reckon I could kill Taft

    Just dart in and out of range

    That heart will give out eventually, mark my words

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot Here You Go, AC SLATER ROD BELDINGRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Everyone knows the one president nobody is beating is fucking Abe Lincoln.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Ah yes, Abe Lincoln

    He only had one weakness; bullets

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Fawst wrote: »
    webguy20 wrote: »
    I want to see Aisha Tyler as Lando (Landa?) if we're doing modern day casting.

    Also Charlize Theron needs to be in there somewhere. I could see her pulling off Han.

    Edit: huge image looks yuuuuge on mobile.

    please forward any huge images of Aisha Tyler to my inbox

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Daniel O'Brien's "How To Fight Presidents" is light reading but pretty fun times, if you're into that

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  • GR_ZombieGR_Zombie Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Daniel O'Brien's "How To Fight Presidents" is light reading but pretty fun times, if you're into that

    I read this as Daniel Bryan and got very excited for a second.

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Everyone knows the one president nobody is beating is fucking Abe Lincoln.

    Why not? Take his legs out from under with a spear tackle and choke the gangly sumbitch out.

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  • KrieghundKrieghund Registered User regular
    Skinny people fight till they're dead.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle my name is kevin Registered User regular
    i think the most satisfying president to kick the shit out of would be andrew jackson

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular
    I feel like Obama would either throw down as a friendly rival and help you up after he hands you your ass or fucking annihilate you without saying a word and there is no middle ground between the two

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  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    edited March 21
    i think the most satisfying president to kick the shit out of would be andrew jackson

    I think that would be the most justified. The most satisfying? I dunno, 45 has a high place on that list.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    i think the most satisfying president to kick the shit out of would be andrew jackson

    if you can get in range, sure
    motherfucker has like 6 guns on him though

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    It's not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog, they say

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