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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Rock-jawed British manhood. Could there be a more stirring sight?

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
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    I am helpless against this sort of thing.

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    A people ready for adventure

    Your novel is a huge success at Court. There's very little that they like better than stories about rock-jawed British manhood knocking villainous continentals about in the name of the Empire. Some of the Court's more delicate flowers swoon at the sweatier moments.

    The common folk of London like it even more. Sales are astronomical. A swathe of young adventurers signs up at the docks, convinced that your Mountain of Youth is real. Several treasure-hunters knock on your door. They demand directions and promise you a share of their entirely imagined loot.

    Oh oh I also started writing a novel at court--because apparently you can design your zubmarine based on your Tale of the Future, and I do not care if that is or is not the most efficient option; it is definitely the coolest.

    I guess I now spend my next many actions uhhh sitting in my lodgings (via the court that is) looking for inspiration? There are a lot of options but not clear what's the best.

    credeiki on
    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
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    I am helpless against this sort of thing.

    So is that one panda cub...

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    I think the next time I get a [chat] I am going to do a choose your own adventure game, with each choice linking to a different post.

    However, maybe this isn't actually a good idea, because the next post needs to exist in order for the link to work, so you'd need to create the next choice and then edit the link into the previous one, which is iffy. BUT, since each post links to the next choice it's easy to find the most recent one by clicking through. Hmmm. I will create a new draft thread anyway.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I think the next time I get a [chat] I am going to do a choose your own adventure game, with each choice linking to a different post.

    However, maybe this isn't actually a good idea, because the next post needs to exist in order for the link to work, so you'd need to create the next choice and then edit the link into the previous one, which is iffy. BUT, since each post links to the next choice it's easy to find the most recent one by clicking through. Hmmm. I will create a new draft thread anyway.

    You could do a test run in CF!

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    credeiki wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    A people ready for adventure

    Your novel is a huge success at Court. There's very little that they like better than stories about rock-jawed British manhood knocking villainous continentals about in the name of the Empire. Some of the Court's more delicate flowers swoon at the sweatier moments.

    The common folk of London like it even more. Sales are astronomical. A swathe of young adventurers signs up at the docks, convinced that your Mountain of Youth is real. Several treasure-hunters knock on your door. They demand directions and promise you a share of their entirely imagined loot.

    Oh oh I also started writing a novel at court--because apparently you can design your zubmarine based on your Tale of the Future, and I do not care if that is or is not the most efficient option; it is definitely the coolest.

    I guess I now spend my next many actions uhhh sitting in my lodgings (via the court that is) looking for inspiration? There are a lot of options but not clear what's the best.

    @credeiki here's what I've figured out so far:

    - Inspiration is, like other stuff in the game, a triangular number. A 24 inspiration project needs 300 CP, and a 34 inspiration project needs 595.
    - Yesterday's Work is the chance option; you can either make double progress or lose it
    - Options that just rely on passing a check, or that are auto-successes, yield 10 CP
    - Options that expend Connections (The People's Art, Devils and Art, Religion and Art, etc) yield 15 CP (and seem to cost a variable amount of Connected)

    I have a metric fuckton of Connected: the Church from my soul saving so I have just been relentlessly cashing that in.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    I cashed in lots of Bohemian connections to write my great works

    Sometimes it pays to be a feckless honey addict

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Yayyy kitty is here on my legs

    I was starting to worry that I accidentally let her outside because I haven't seen her in a while

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    A 24 inspiration project? Now I'm imagining someone making a 24 RPG.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    this Crazy Ex-Girlfriend episode is hard to watch there is so much fremdschamen

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    this Crazy Ex-Girlfriend episode is hard to watch there is so much fremdschamen

    Which one?

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    this Crazy Ex-Girlfriend episode is hard to watch there is so much fremdschamen

    Which one?

    All of them

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    hehe
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    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    A people ready for adventure

    Your novel is a huge success at Court. There's very little that they like better than stories about rock-jawed British manhood knocking villainous continentals about in the name of the Empire. Some of the Court's more delicate flowers swoon at the sweatier moments.

    The common folk of London like it even more. Sales are astronomical. A swathe of young adventurers signs up at the docks, convinced that your Mountain of Youth is real. Several treasure-hunters knock on your door. They demand directions and promise you a share of their entirely imagined loot.

    Oh oh I also started writing a novel at court--because apparently you can design your zubmarine based on your Tale of the Future, and I do not care if that is or is not the most efficient option; it is definitely the coolest.

    I guess I now spend my next many actions uhhh sitting in my lodgings (via the court that is) looking for inspiration? There are a lot of options but not clear what's the best.

    credeiki here's what I've figured out so far:

    - Inspiration is, like other stuff in the game, a triangular number. A 24 inspiration project needs 300 CP, and a 34 inspiration project needs 595.
    - Yesterday's Work is the chance option; you can either make double progress or lose it
    - Options that just rely on passing a check, or that are auto-successes, yield 10 CP
    - Options that expend Connections (The People's Art, Devils and Art, Religion and Art, etc) yield 15 CP (and seem to cost a variable amount of Connected)

    I have a metric fuckton of Connected: the Church from my soul saving so I have just been relentlessly cashing that in.

    yeah i wrote one Tale of the Future and one Patriotic Adventure

    one for the Zubmarine and the other to get in with God's Editors since they don't like the Tale of the Future

    Orphane on
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Oh no and now his $250,000 book contract has been cancelled.

    How terrible.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    this Crazy Ex-Girlfriend episode is hard to watch there is so much fremdschamen

    Which one?
    Rebecca's dad is in town for the wedding

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Orphane wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    A people ready for adventure

    Your novel is a huge success at Court. There's very little that they like better than stories about rock-jawed British manhood knocking villainous continentals about in the name of the Empire. Some of the Court's more delicate flowers swoon at the sweatier moments.

    The common folk of London like it even more. Sales are astronomical. A swathe of young adventurers signs up at the docks, convinced that your Mountain of Youth is real. Several treasure-hunters knock on your door. They demand directions and promise you a share of their entirely imagined loot.

    Oh oh I also started writing a novel at court--because apparently you can design your zubmarine based on your Tale of the Future, and I do not care if that is or is not the most efficient option; it is definitely the coolest.

    I guess I now spend my next many actions uhhh sitting in my lodgings (via the court that is) looking for inspiration? There are a lot of options but not clear what's the best.

    credeiki here's what I've figured out so far:

    - Inspiration is, like other stuff in the game, a triangular number. A 24 inspiration project needs 300 CP, and a 34 inspiration project needs 595.
    - Yesterday's Work is the chance option; you can either make double progress or lose it
    - Options that just rely on passing a check, or that are auto-successes, yield 10 CP
    - Options that expend Connections (The People's Art, Devils and Art, Religion and Art, etc) yield 15 CP (and seem to cost a variable amount of Connected)

    I have a metric fuckton of Connected: the Church from my soul saving so I have just been relentlessly cashing that in.

    yeah i wrote one Tale of the Future and one Patriotic Adventure

    one for the Zubmarine and the other to get in with God's Editors since they don't like the Tale of the Future

    I am going to write everything because I am insane

    all the novels, all the poems, and then the 20 whatever symphonies to get my Scholar of the Correspondence to 10

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    A 24 inspiration project? Now I'm imagining someone making a 24 RPG.

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    PLAY OF THE GAME

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    CW's Mxy went full Pepe le Pew there.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMS-n9i9Qqk

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    https://failbettergames.bandcamp.com/track/submergio-viol

    i really like this song because it's the one that plays when you sail near the Iron Republic

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    https://failbettergames.bandcamp.com/track/submergio-viol

    i really like this song because it's the one that plays when you sail near the Iron Republic
    None of the soundtrack of sunless sea is really something I'd listen to outside of the game, but it does a good job of setting the mood.
    When you enter home waters and Wolfstack Lights starts playing I'm just immediately filled with this feeling of relief at having made it back from another voyage alive.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    simonwaifu and I are now all caught up with Riverdale

    what a beautiful piece of garbage that show is

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    is archie in a poly relationship with whatshername and whoseherface yet?

    they should get it over with and have a threesome

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
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    you forgot to ping @Evil Multifarious and @Organichu

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    For Honor is teaching my why I stopped playing PvP games with randos

    People are literally the worst

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    is archie in a poly relationship with whatshername and whoseherface yet?

    they should get it over with and have a threesome

    This may be easier than you think.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFhWuJc-qTI

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    simonwaifu and I are now all caught up with Riverdale

    what a beautiful piece of garbage that show is

    I just love that someone looked at the old Archie comics, looked at Twin Peaks, and then thought "Fuck it, worse combinations have happened"

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    simonwaifu and I are now all caught up with Riverdale

    what a beautiful piece of garbage that show is

    I just love that someone looked at the old Archie comics, looked at Twin Peaks, and then thought "Fuck it, worse combinations have happened"

    I'm positive they were also influenced by the comic book reboot.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    For Honor is teaching my why I stopped playing PvP games with randos

    People are literally the worst

    soon, MEA will be out and there will be no need for PVP.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    is archie in a poly relationship with whatshername and whoseherface yet?

    they should get it over with and have a threesome

    This may be easier than you think.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFhWuJc-qTI

    Early on it seemed like they were going to like, close the love triangle, and make the girls just as interested in each other as they were interested in Archie.

    Which kind of seems like an interesting approach, if nothing else it kinid of gives the girls a bit more chance to be indecisive themselves instead of just twiddling their thumbs waiting for Archie all the time.

    But from comments from the actresses and the way the episodes have gone since then, it doesn't seem like they're actually going that way.

    In which case the kiss is just kind of dumb, instead of a setup for anything.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    For Honor is teaching my why I stopped playing PvP games with randos

    People are literally the worst

    soon, MEA will be out and there will be no need for PVP.

    I have a major suspicion that Andromeda is going to turn out to just be okay.

    Not bad, but not great, either.

    Although I base most of that suspicion on not really enjoying either ME3 or Inquisition, which I am aware are divisive opinions.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    is archie in a poly relationship with whatshername and whoseherface yet?

    they should get it over with and have a threesome

    This may be easier than you think.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFhWuJc-qTI

    Early on it seemed like they were going to like, close the love triangle, and make the girls just as interested in each other as they were interested in Archie.

    Which kind of seems like an interesting approach, if nothing else it kinid of gives the girls a bit more chance to be indecisive themselves instead of just twiddling their thumbs waiting for Archie all the time.

    But from comments from the actresses and the way the episodes have gone since then, it doesn't seem like they're actually going that way.

    In which case the kiss is just kind of dumb, instead of a setup for anything.

    Maybe the show runner decided at the last minute to drop the set up, though you're right it could just have been for fan service too.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    YES.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    is archie in a poly relationship with whatshername and whoseherface yet?

    they should get it over with and have a threesome

    This may be easier than you think.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFhWuJc-qTI

    Early on it seemed like they were going to like, close the love triangle, and make the girls just as interested in each other as they were interested in Archie.

    Which kind of seems like an interesting approach, if nothing else it kinid of gives the girls a bit more chance to be indecisive themselves instead of just twiddling their thumbs waiting for Archie all the time.

    But from comments from the actresses and the way the episodes have gone since then, it doesn't seem like they're actually going that way.

    In which case the kiss is just kind of dumb, instead of a setup for anything.

    Maybe the show runner decided at the last minute to drop the set up, though you're right it could just have been for fan service too.

    The first like 2 episodes felt like they were setting up a lot of hints that Veronica was kind of into Betty. The kiss, trying to convince her that her whole thing Archie wasn't going to work out, going like super overboard with the charm offensive when Betty was pissed at her. It felt like Veronica was basically trying to catch Betty on the rebound.

    But apparently not.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Kana wrote: »
    hehe
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    It is sad that this is happening to a gathering I love, and an intellectual conservative tradition that I have deep respect for.

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