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i'm bartending tonight

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Chief1138 wrote: »
    this thread isn't a very good start

    Start?

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Rehab wrote: »
    I'll have a Liquid Cocaine Borfase.

    me too.

    oh man, one time a friend of mine was all talking shit, so we started just taking turns ordering all kinds of crazy shots that we'd both do and it ended with us each doing a three wisemen with a liquid coke immediately afterwards.
    we were taaaaannnnnkkkkkeeeeddddd

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    MIX ME A PHOTOBAGEL

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    they'll only order cocktails and beers, anyway
    sounds like a faggot party.

    man, I want's me a liquid cocaine. That sounds mighty good.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    what's wrong with cocktails and beers

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    what's wrong with cocktails and beers


    oh wait, cocktails are cool.
    I don't like beer :(

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    :O why?

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    so I haven't had one yet, and I don't know what's in it, but a friend of mine who works at a bar invented a drink called The Star Power, in honor of Guitar Hero. He's not just a dork, they have weekly guitar hero nights on the big screen there.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    :O why?

    I just hate the taste. And I always get killer hangovers whenever I'm drunk on beer D:

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    :O why?

    I just hate the taste. And I always get killer hangovers whenever I'm drunk on beer D:

    Don't know about the second part, but yeah, beer is some nasty shit.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    You guys don't realize it but Borfase is posting in SE++ 2003 style and shut your mouths

    Isn't SE++ 2003 style actually H&R Style?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    You guys don't realize it but Borfase is posting in SE++ 2003 style and shut your mouths

    Isn't SE++ 2003 style actually H&R Style?

    no that's 2004

    and I don't care what style he's posting in he can shut his damn mouth

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You know what I hate?

    Threads

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • DienekesDienekes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    fuckin threads


    with their content




    or not

    Dienekes on
  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I like beer.

    Well light beer sucks.

    SA on
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Threads are gay

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • DienekesDienekes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i like straight coke more than rum and coke or pretty much anything with alcohol

    does this make me a little girl

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dienekes wrote: »
    i like straight coke more than rum and coke or pretty much anything with alcohol

    does this make me a little girl

    Pretty much.

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  • DienekesDienekes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    dammit

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dienekes wrote: »
    dammit

    Yeah, like that Kratos badass in your sig would go drink like a swimming pool full of pure grain alcohol, fuck up some dudes, and then get all fancy with some naked chicks, while you're sitting at home drinking a Coke Zero and posting on the internet.

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  • DienekesDienekes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man coke zero is not very good

    i'd rather drink something hard than coke zero


    does that count for anything?

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    You guys don't realize it but Borfase is posting in SE++ 2003 style and shut your mouths

    Oh hey check it out. Weaver gets it.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dienekes wrote: »
    man coke zero is not very good

    i'd rather drink something hard than coke zero


    does that count for anything?

    hard...

    like... like a penis?

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  • DienekesDienekes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i... shit...

    .... maybe?

    coke zero is pretty bad

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hey guys

    lets all drink a bottle of robotussin

    wee

    SA on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    in this thread

    cocks

    in every thread

    cocks

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    But you guys beer is delicious, stop trying shitty beer

    It is bad

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  • Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I havn't drank in 6 months, since I started at this new college.


    It's awesome being able to remember stuff all the time.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    But all your memories are boring

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ugh, no more alcohol for me this weekend.

    9 generous shots of Gentleman Jack last night.

    I am feeling it today
    D:

    In fact I looked like my avatar this morning.

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    ugh, no more alcohol for me this weekend.

    9 generous shots of Gentleman Jack last night.

    I am feeling it today
    D:

    what an appropriate avatar.


    i want some blue moon tonight, but i'm far to broke to be springing for alcohol.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    smart heeeerrooooo

    drink lots of waaaattteeerrrr

    potatoe on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wow I added that in like right before you posted.

    wild.

    After I got back from the party, all I remember doing was singing Like A Virgin in Vent and telling teefs to shut the fuck up

    I am drinking a smoothie which has water in it. Also I had some gatorade, which prompted me to get sick this morning.

    Felt better afterwards.

    And tonight I'm going to a show where my friend's band is headlining for the first time, and there's an afterparty at the hotel.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You're supposed to do that before you become hung over, potatoe.

    Javen on
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bartending often leads to LOTS of sex.
    But I am a nice guy and was deserving.



    BOrfase is bartending.

    This is not good

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    When I make drinks at parties, yeah, that usually nets me some tail.

    But I've only gotten sex from bartending at my job like, twice.

    Which is weird, because really all I make at parties are simple mixed drinks and martinis

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    You're supposed to do that before you become hung over, potatoe.

    well, if you miss that part and you wake up with a massive headache, it's still a good idea to hydrate

    potatoe on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    You guys don't realize it but Borfase is posting in SE++ 2003 style and shut your mouths

    Oh hey check it out. Weaver gets it.

    What is up Mani?

    It is all sunny here and my lawn yearns for tender care.

    Weaver on
  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    that was neat

    made $70 in tips for 4 hours of work

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    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Does borefase ever make a thread with more then just a title and a short sentance as the op?

    Is that his thing?


    What the fuck?

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