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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    that was neat

    made $70 in tips for 4 hours of work

    that's pretty fucking good.

    Did you get laid?

    Dublo7 on
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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Does borefase ever make a thread with more then just a title and a short sentance as the op?

    Is that his thing?


    What the fuck?

    In all honesty the nature of SE doesn't really require a comprehensive first post to inspire floral prose in the masses

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Are you making SE out to be a bunch of heathens who laugh at dick jokes?

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    so my penis walks into a bar

    bent on
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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    *insert small dick joke*

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    the joke is the bar exists on no physical plane, as my penis cannot be restrained by your puny perception of time and space

    bent on
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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I don't know, I can precieve the first inch and a half of a ruler pretty well.

    I kid. it's huge bent.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    huge + bent

    Raneados on
  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm entirely limited to having sex round corners

    bent on
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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I fucked an astronaute. Im pretty sure that's not how you spell it but I don't care right now.

    Also I made out with an english chick tonite.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    as part of my engineering degree i have studied a little rocket science

    hello ladies











    yes okay i will take a look at your car so its making like a grinding sound huh

    Air on
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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This is madness!

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oh don't start that shit

    Weaver on
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    fuck 300

    yeah, now what? huh? Whatchoogunnado?

    Dublo7 on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    yea it was not exactly a very good movie

    i believe the word overrated applies

    Air on
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  • ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Air wrote: »
    as part of my engineering degree i have studied a little rocket science

    hello ladies











    yes okay i will take a look at your car so its making like a grinding sound huh
    I got off with a girl last night because studying Biology apparently makes me a trained goldfish vet.

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I wish I could bartend :(

    Tarranon on
    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    fuck 300

    yeah, now what? huh? Whatchoogunnado?

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I had a Heineken dark lager last night.

    That thing was great.

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Does borefase ever make a thread with more then just a title and a short sentance as the op?

    Is that his thing?


    What the fuck?

    oh dear oh mercy good heavens what ever shall we do

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    that was neat

    made $70 in tips for 4 hours of work

    that's pretty fucking good.

    Did you get laid?

    pfft, chicks don't do me

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Does borefase ever make a thread with more then just a title and a short sentance as the op?

    Is that his thing?


    What the fuck?

    oh dear oh mercy good heavens what ever shall we do

    don't get uppity.

    Filler Inc. on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hey, Borf.

    Sup?

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I didn't know there was still a borfase.

    Gafoto on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Gafoto wrote: »
    I didn't know there was still a borfase.

    there used to be like fifty of them but i think bogey wrote them out of continuity

    mrpaku on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Crisis of the Infinite Borfases

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    There's still two at the top of the page.

    Gafoto on
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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    that was neat

    made $70 in tips for 4 hours of work

    that's pretty fucking good.

    Did you get laid?

    pfft, chicks don't do me

    I never asked if it was a chick that you laid.

    Dublo7 on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    borfase youre my hero

    i wish i was 21 i would totally buy drinks from you

    tugga on
  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    borfase youre my hero

    i wish i was 21 i would totally buy drinks from you

    yeah i'm pretty rad

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    that was neat

    made $70 in tips for 4 hours of work

    that's pretty fucking good.

    Did you get laid?

    pfft, chicks don't do me

    How the hell did you get a job being a bartender? Did the old bartender die and you were the only other employee?

    And YOU got tips? You have to be nice to people to get tips.

    trentsteel on
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    I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!

  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    also it helps to be attractive

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Borfase is neither attractice or nice to people.

    There must be some other way you guys.

    Vixx on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    sucking dicks

    I SAID IT FIRST

    Raneados on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited April 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    hey teefs

    I am downloading something to do with deadpool

    Raneados on
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Borfase is neither attractice or nice to people.

    There must be some other way you guys.


    Borfase, explain yourself.


    Do you work at Denny's or something?

    trentsteel on
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    I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!

  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Borfase is neither attractice or nice to people.

    There must be some other way you guys.

    that's weird because I am both attractice and nive to people.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    also it helps to be attractive
    hahah oh shiiiiit son

    Dublo7 on
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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    money

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