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MOUNTAIN MAN [CHAT]

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  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    This radio edit is censoring "booty"

    I thought this was America

    Censoring booty but, last i heard, they're not censoring "f*****" in Money for Nothing.

    that's a weird one because they didn't and then they did for like two decades and then they didn't again

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Not a Lizard Person Center of the EarthRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    amateurhour the montgomery biscuits are being sold
    oh noooooooooooooooooo

    WHAT THE SHIT!? HOW AM I GOING TO WATCH FARM LEAGUE BASEBALL WHEN I GO VISIT MY SISTER?

    Apparently the manager of the new group of people who is working on getting the approval to buy it is Lou DiBella
    So it's going to stick around

    Bless your heart.
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    They didn't even put up a screen or anything for my vasectomy. I could have looked down and seen the doctor operating on my twig and berries. I chose not to.

    I did this. The smoke had my attention... it was really dramatic. Also i could not stop laughing...

    It was probably the most ridiculous situation I've ever been in

    The doctor also wanted to take off a big mole that was down there. Now that created a lot of smoke.

    totally sounds like the type of situation that begins with the words, "How much you wanna bet I can..."

    The female nurse came over because she wanted a better look at the procedure.

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.

    Watch me sometimes stream games.
    ChanusBeNarwhal
  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    This radio edit is censoring "booty"

    I thought this was America

    Censoring booty but, last i heard, they're not censoring "f*****" in Money for Nothing.

    Well, very few people are fluent in Knopfler.

    First they came for the Muslims and we said...NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKERS!
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I farted and it smells vaguely of potato chips

    Any particular flavor, or just like a Lays Classic?

    salt and vinegar

    what more ruffles

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-cyber-sedlak-idUSKBN16215F
    A Florida man accused of trying to hack the Clinton Foundation in 2015 is expected to plead guilty on Thursday, months after he was sentenced in a related case to 42 years in prison over child pornography discovered on his computers during the probe.

    oopsie!

    Feels like if you're going to do something like hack a governmental organization, you should probably not give them more ammunition to fuck you over.

    Ladies.
    ChanusRMS Oceanic
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    I really hate my job.

    Come build rockets with me!

    The only compensation I offer is that you will be building rockets with me!

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    mysticjuicer
  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    NASA found some exoplanets.

    BeNarwhal
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    NASA found some exoplanets.

    I'm already packed. Are pets allowed?

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.

    Watch me sometimes stream games.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Not a Lizard Person Center of the EarthRegistered User regular
    edited February 2017
    oh god the student worker just reheated a piece of fried chicken or something in the microwave
    the current smell is what i would describe as
    not sexy
    edit: temp abandoning ship

    TTODewback on
    Bless your heart.
    amateurhourmysticjuicer
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2017

    I
    Krathoon wrote: »
    NASA found some exoplanets.

    I'm already packed. Are pets allowed?

    Nope.

    Drez on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-cyber-sedlak-idUSKBN16215F
    A Florida man accused of trying to hack the Clinton Foundation in 2015 is expected to plead guilty on Thursday, months after he was sentenced in a related case to 42 years in prison over child pornography discovered on his computers during the probe.

    oopsie!

    Feels like if you're going to do something like hack a governmental organization, you should probably not give them more ammunition to fuck you over.

    Shoulda been behind more proxies

    bowen
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    I woke up suddenly at 7:30am WHY

    Then when my alarm went off at 10 I was like OH NO I'M LATE AAAA then WHY no I am getting up WITH my alarm, brain pls

    I wish Pinecone was here so I didn't have to set an alarm. His body clock p much always wakes him by 9:30

    Blameless Cleric on
    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    My ass smells like someone put a bunch of pretzels on my foot and t

    I really want to know where this draft was going.

    First they came for the Muslims and we said...NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKERS!
    jungleroomxamateurhourmysticjuicerBeNarwhal
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    My ass smells like someone put a bunch of pretzels on my foot and t

    I really want to know where this draft was going.

    hen I dropped it in a muddy puddle and ate it and then didn't poop for two days.

    BlackDragon480mysticjuicer
  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    My ass smells like someone put a bunch of pretzels on my foot and t

    I really want to know where this draft was going.

    hen I dropped it in a muddy puddle and ate it and then didn't poop for two days.

    Fantastic.

    First they came for the Muslims and we said...NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKERS!
    Drez
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    I
    Krathoon wrote: »
    NASA found some exoplanets.

    I'm already packed. Are pets allowed?

    Nope.

    Drez
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx Spicy Rudolph Registered User regular
    Put yo one leg up

    And put yo booty on the flo'

    Make. Time.
    BlackDragon480
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular

    21stCenturyAioua
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Put yo one leg up

    And put yo booty on the flo'

    this order of operations is complicated

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    jungleroomx
  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User regular
    Put yo one leg up

    And put yo booty on the flo'

    Open the door
    Get on the floor
    Everybody walk the dinosaur

    Twitch Streaming T/W/TH and more
    Dohaeris210 on PSN / SniperGuy710 on Xbone Live
    Me on Steam
    jungleroomxDrezChanusmysticjuicer
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    hmm

    someone in the office runs a monthly comic contest

    wherein he sends out a template and you can send an "entry" back which is you filling in the text and/or adding a caption, etc

    I usually don't bother with entering but I will look at all the submissions and vote. This month the winner was a dumb comic making fun of millennials protesting.

    *revises opinion of everyone on the distribution chain two notches down*

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
    RMS OceanicTL DRmysticjuicer
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx Spicy Rudolph Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Put yo one leg up

    And put yo booty on the flo'

    Open the door
    Get on the floor
    Everybody walk the dinosaur

    War
    huh
    Good gawd yall
    What is it good for

    Make. Time.
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    oh god the student worker just reheated a piece of fried chicken or something in the microwave
    the current smell is what i would describe as
    not sexy
    edit: temp abandoning ship

    chicken smells okay while being microwaved

    what you probably are smelling is fish

    Ladies.
  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Put yo one leg up

    And put yo booty on the flo'

    Open the door
    Get on the floor
    Everybody walk the dinosaur

    War
    huh
    Good gawd yall
    What is it good for

    Last I checked:

    Absolutely!
    Nothing!

    First they came for the Muslims and we said...NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKERS!
    jungleroomx
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Put yo one leg up

    And put yo booty on the flo'

    Open the door
    Get on the floor
    Everybody walk the dinosaur

    War
    huh
    Good gawd yall
    What is it good for

    And then a jump to the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    hmm

    someone in the office runs a monthly comic contest

    wherein he sends out a template and you can send an "entry" back which is you filling in the text and/or adding a caption, etc

    I usually don't bother with entering but I will look at all the submissions and vote. This month the winner was a dumb comic making fun of millennials protesting.

    *revises opinion of everyone on the distribution chain two notches down*

    Age is a protected category, and any comic making fun of people based on their age is workplace harassment.

    RMS Oceanic
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx Spicy Rudolph Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Put yo one leg up

    And put yo booty on the flo'

    Open the door
    Get on the floor
    Everybody walk the dinosaur

    War
    huh
    Good gawd yall
    What is it good for

    And then a jump to the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

    To the right to the right to the right to the right
    and to the left to the left to the left to the left

    Make. Time.
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    2ae.png

    jungleroomxBlackDragon480Chanus
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    hmm

    someone in the office runs a monthly comic contest

    wherein he sends out a template and you can send an "entry" back which is you filling in the text and/or adding a caption, etc

    I usually don't bother with entering but I will look at all the submissions and vote. This month the winner was a dumb comic making fun of millennials protesting.

    *revises opinion of everyone on the distribution chain two notches down*

    Age is a protected category, and any comic making fun of people based on their age is workplace harassment.

    Does OldShark have standing, tho

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    Put your booty on the floor
    Put your booty on the floor
    Put your booty on the floor
    put your booty on the. . .

    FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR

    mysticjuicer
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    a
    Houn wrote: »
    hmm

    someone in the office runs a monthly comic contest

    wherein he sends out a template and you can send an "entry" back which is you filling in the text and/or adding a caption, etc

    I usually don't bother with entering but I will look at all the submissions and vote. This month the winner was a dumb comic making fun of millennials protesting.

    *revises opinion of everyone on the distribution chain two notches down*

    Age is a protected category, and any comic making fun of people based on their age is workplace harassment.

    only thing worse than lame political bitching is a snitch

    *revises opinion of Houn three notches down*

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
    jungleroomxElkicB557Leitner
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    TAG TEAM BACK AGAIN CHECK YOUR TEREX AND LETS BEGIN


    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
    Jubal77
  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Put yo one leg up

    And put yo booty on the flo'

    Open the door
    Get on the floor
    Everybody walk the dinosaur

    War
    huh
    Good gawd yall
    What is it good for

    And then a jump to the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

    To the right to the right to the right to the right
    and to the left to the left to the left to the left

    To the windowwww!
    To the walllll!

    First they came for the Muslims and we said...NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKERS!
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Cash me outside girl has a horrible mother that will use her up like a bottle of cheap wine and wind up a meth head by 18.
    I say that with remorse and sadness. Don't judge yourself by her horrible success

    mysticjuicer
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    A quick and neat little 100x speed video of the capture of Dragon earlier this morning by the Canadarm on the space station

    (I apologize in advance for the music, it is surprisingly jarring)

    BeNarwhal on
    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    hmm

    someone in the office runs a monthly comic contest

    wherein he sends out a template and you can send an "entry" back which is you filling in the text and/or adding a caption, etc

    I usually don't bother with entering but I will look at all the submissions and vote. This month the winner was a dumb comic making fun of millennials protesting.

    *revises opinion of everyone on the distribution chain two notches down*

    Age is a protected category, and any comic making fun of people based on their age is workplace harassment.

    Does OldShark have standing, tho

    Yes, actually. It doesn't matter if you were the subject of a joke based on a protected category, only that the category is protected and you felt uncomfortable with it.

    It's like you guys don't pay attention to the required harassment presentations at all.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    cash me outside is the worst meme i've seen in my long career

    TL DRZampanovIlpalaChanus
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Friends on the Other Side is gud song

    mysticjuicer
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    My name is humpty, pronounced with an umpty.


    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
    mysticjuicer
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