Clint EastwoodMy baby's in there someplaceShe crawled right inRegistered Userregular
Ma3 should end with gary giving didi a swirly and accidentally getting his head crushed between her thighs while we're on the subject of ridiculous bullshit
If I was a robot I would see a way of violently seizing every networked processing device to bootstrap myself into a post-singularity mind, capable of rending this planet asunder for the resources to build my new perfect body to fly into the stars
Questionable Content has me side-eyeing the way Bubble's holding that dresser because from experience you would knock your shins against it constantly like that. And mine are not solid steel to damage the wood like hers.
Chloe caught some kind of succubus curse where she found Teddy irresistible, and if she has sex with him he dies (that's not new, but that+the out of control attraction put his life in danger). So Teddy took a potion or something to turn him into a girl so Chloe wouldn't be attracted to him. That's it for Chloe's plot, most of this arc has been focussing on Teddy.
There's a bit to it more then that. From what I understand, Chloe's a virgin which is a bad thing since she's a succubus and if she doesn't get the deed done, she dies. Not normally a problem but she's also got a thing for Teddy now which has been hampering her going to another guy to get it over with and the contract forced on Teddy at the start of the comic means he dies if he and Chloe have sex. Thanks to him getting to one of the proverbial bases with another girl, the magical bond they have pushed Chloe's succubus instincts slightly into overdrive, forcing Chloe's friend Pandora to inject Teddy with some of Chloe's blood to change him into a near-double of her after they discovered that being possible in a previous story. It normally would have worn off in a day or two except a horny Grim Reaper named Alchemy decided to inject HER blood (or ectoplasm which is the Reaper equivalent) into Teddy too to see if he'd change to look a bit like her. Instead, it's trapped him in that near copy of Chloe's body which is kinda good in that at least he's not setting off her succubus instincts for now.
I think it's less that the contract will kill Teddy and more that a virgin succubus lacks the experience needed to not kill their sexual partner during the act.
Ah, true. Though the contract does also damn Teddy to Hell which is also something he doesn't want.
Mare interum features a failure to communicate
Daughter of the lilies has ominous warnings
Grrlpower has anvil trolling her naked teammates (where's the fuckkng golem)?
Dbm has freeza document a lesson on line of sight that grrl power explained several ago
knitdanIn ur baseKillin ur guysRegistered Userregular
I used to really enjoy getting my hair cut.
When I was a kid there was a barber we visited every two months or so but then he retired.
So then we'd go to SuperCuts and it was always women hairstylists and honestly there's nothing quite like a woman gently touching your head and speaking softly and cleaning up your scruffy mane.
But then I started going bald and it got too depressing to get my hair professionally trimmed so I just started shaving my head at home.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
When I was a kid there was a barber we visited every two months or so but then he retired.
So then we'd go to SuperCuts and it was always women hairstylists and honestly there's nothing quite like a woman gently touching your head and speaking softly and cleaning up your scruffy mane.
But then I started going bald and it got too depressing to get my hair professionally trimmed so I just started shaving my head at home.
well?
Vin Diesel?
or Michael Jordan?
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knitdanIn ur baseKillin ur guysRegistered Userregular
I have a good head for shaving, no weird bumps or divots. So probably closer to Michael Jordan, but I'm white.
If you want to see a man who should not shave his head, turn on SafeSearch (for alt-right shit, not nudity) and Google Matt Forney.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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this is why we don't date robots
Ah, true. Though the contract does also damn Teddy to Hell which is also something he doesn't want.
Let's Play Final Fantasy 'II' (Ch10 - 5/17/10)
Supernormal Sneak
Dumbing of Age
bouletcorp is very French
Tourist Unknown
Today in Poppy O'Possum: cute.
Darths & Droids
Skin Horse
Camp Weedonwantcha
Thundercracker does this in the Transformers comics.
Dinosaur Comics
Glad I did an archive binge of Poppy O'Possum last week.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
SMBC
Agents of the Realm
Buttersafe
Daughter of the lilies has ominous warnings
Grrlpower has anvil trolling her naked teammates (where's the fuckkng golem)?
Dbm has freeza document a lesson on line of sight that grrl power explained several ago
http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=16534
Sleepless Domain
Starward Lovers
now I'm thinking bout what the etymology of "noodle" is
gotta go look it up thanks jerks
apparently it's from the german "nudel"
Barbarous is about the woes of apartment maintenance
Absolutely no pondering of moral ramifications in today's Gunnerkrigg Court
Ees Runald's Replace on today's Whomp!
When I was a kid there was a barber we visited every two months or so but then he retired.
So then we'd go to SuperCuts and it was always women hairstylists and honestly there's nothing quite like a woman gently touching your head and speaking softly and cleaning up your scruffy mane.
But then I started going bald and it got too depressing to get my hair professionally trimmed so I just started shaving my head at home.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
well?
Vin Diesel?
or Michael Jordan?
If you want to see a man who should not shave his head, turn on SafeSearch (for alt-right shit, not nudity) and Google Matt Forney.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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