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[Trailers] Attractive singers trying to be actors

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    "From the creators of Workaholics." No shit, they're all right there!

    Game Over, Man! looks like you can tell the various quality of the Workaholics seasons by each skit shown.

    The first minute was not good, like Workaholics Season 5, the stair fall was Season 4, but the end with the guns was great like seasons 1-3

    But the main bad guy should be Waymond or no dice. And Catherine Zeta Jones needs to dip beneath the lasers, wooo oooh oh.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Curvature

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rKQPlCW9B0

    This trailer isn't giving me the impression the people making it are going to make a coherent story.

    Mad to be Normal

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt2TZVLtYMA

    Samson

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cgxsZp26M

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    XeddicusXeddicus Registered User regular
    That ladies color graded/other light trickery crazy cyan eyes got me to watch the trailer.

    Looks like a DVD movie, though.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    Full It's Not Black Widow, We're Serious, Guys trailer:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmUL6wMpMWw

    American and a brit pretending to be Russian and an Australian pretending to be American. What a world.

    fwaaaaam that's really all I can fwaaaaaam say about that fwaaaaaam trailer because it's the same fwaaaaam old fwaaaaam same fwaaaaaam old fwaaaaam

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    Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    "Leave no witnesses... except for this chick. Maybe she's got what it takes."

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Jennifer Lawerence does not look like any ballerina ever born.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    It just looks like they took the flashback from Age of Ultron and said let's make 90 minutes of this.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
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    shoeboxjeddyshoeboxjeddy Registered User regular
    "Leave no witnesses... except for this chick. Maybe she's got what it takes."

    If you have a secret lady assassin program, I feel like picking up a lady who did a completely untrained, spontaneous yet successful assassination is a strong draft pick?

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    Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    "Leave no witnesses... except for this chick. Maybe she's got what it takes."

    If you have a secret lady assassin program, I feel like picking up a lady who did a completely untrained, spontaneous yet successful assassination is a strong draft pick?

    I mean, sure? The trailer makes it seem like the assassins come in, kill the oligarch, and take Jennifer Lawrence with them.

    edit: Rewatched the trailer, J.Law says, "they gave me a choice. Die or become a sparrow."

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    Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    Oh my goodness... I just watched the trailer for Truth or Dare. It looks so awesomely bad! Those fucking smile faces had me laughing. Gonna see that one for sure! Not in the theater of course, but definite rental.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Skull2185 wrote: »
    Oh my goodness... I just watched the trailer for Truth or Dare. It looks so awesomely bad! Those fucking smile faces had me laughing. Gonna see that one for sure! Not in the theater of course, but definite rental.

    Lucy Hale needs to be in a higher class of movies. Her roles seems to have floundered post-Pretty Little Liars.

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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Samson and Delilah doesn't really have a happy ending, depending on your opinion of the Philistines.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Yeah being the subject of a plain white tees song is a fate few people deserve.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    I remember catching the end of a religious cartoon/kids show once. It was the story of Samson. My family is catholic, so I know the story. But the way the lead cartoon 'host' character talked so positively and upbeat about how many Philistines Samson killed when he breaks the temple was pretty disturbing.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Teen Titans Go! To The Movies Teaser Trailer #1:

    https://youtu.be/jVZScpBbBvs

    The Vanishing of Sidney Hall Trailer #1:

    https://youtu.be/2vNZW7NJFBc

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    Skull2185 wrote: »
    Oh my goodness... I just watched the trailer for Truth or Dare. It looks so awesomely bad! Those fucking smile faces had me laughing. Gonna see that one for sure! Not in the theater of course, but definite rental.

    i'm sure they must not have had a huge budget, but it's like.... a spooky snapchat filter

    i know, i know, we all love the Kubrick Stare but is that the best you could come up with??

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    The Commuter

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDr-wgtmv-g

    Ra's al Ghul gets roped into a conspiracy on a train, obvs the bad guy is Bruce Wayne.

    Jack Ryan

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phkwpuyQcUw

    I didn't realize they were remaking 24.

    Dirty Money

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsplLiZHbj0

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    Anarchy Rules!Anarchy Rules! Registered User regular
    The Magicians season 3

    Hard Sun

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGkjVA3UL4U

    Hard Sun has been out in UK already, with a US release in March. I've written this in the streaming thread, but I found the apocalyptic sci-fi aspects very lacklustre. It's just a crime drama (and well done one at that), but the end of the bloody world is somehow treated as pretty peripheral, with a government coverup being rather cliched and not making a huge amount of sense.

    The Commuter looks pretty pants, aka Taken (the train). The trailer actually looks like it could be an interesting psychological-type thriller; who belongs on the train? But instead the rest is the usual explosions and gun fights. Probably give that one a miss.

    I also find it strange that Jim from the Office is trying to become (or already has?) an action star

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    SteevLSteevL What can I do for you? Registered User regular
    I also find it strange that Jim from the Office is trying to become (or already has?) an action star

    I think he tried out for the part of Captain America, but obviously lost out to Chris Evans. Maybe one day he will get some part in the MCU and he and Martin Freeman can have a moment as Jim meets Tim.

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Tully Teaser Trailer #1:

    https://youtu.be/wdHcpoBYb4Y

    Beirut Trailer #1:

    https://youtu.be/mLCqedsPUFE

    Breaking In Trailer #1:

    https://youtu.be/g5CNiarSdbU

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
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    EriktheVikingGamerEriktheVikingGamer Registered User regular
    honovere wrote: »

    On the one hand, alright. Sure.

    On the other hand, the tone that the trailer sets doesn't match the book.

    On the other other hand, calm down trailer. You're trying too hard.

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    AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    Tully Teaser Trailer #1:

    https://youtu.be/wdHcpoBYb4Y


    Is this the sequel to Sully?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    honovere wrote: »

    On the one hand, alright. Sure.

    On the other hand, the tone that the trailer sets doesn't match the book.

    On the other other hand, calm down trailer. You're trying too hard.

    Ok I'm confused the screen cap is of Micheal Shannon which doesn't show up in the trailer itself, and the headliner appears to be Micheal b Jordan? What's going on here?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    honovere wrote: »

    On the one hand, alright. Sure.

    On the other hand, the tone that the trailer sets doesn't match the book.

    On the other other hand, calm down trailer. You're trying too hard.

    Ok I'm confused the screen cap is of Micheal Shannon which doesn't show up in the trailer itself, and the headliner appears to be Micheal b Jordan? What's going on here?

    Jordan is Montag, Shannon is Beatty, screen cap is weird.

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    Kipling217Kipling217 Registered User regular
    Tully Teaser Trailer #1:

    https://youtu.be/wdHcpoBYb4Y

    You know when the husband comments on the frozen pizza, my first reaction was "they will never find your body motherfucker".

    So the movie managed to get me to sympathize with Theron's character pretty quickly.

    That is not a bad sign.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Well everyone knows being married to Ron Livingston would just be a never ending series of the worst day of your life.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Well everyone knows being married to Ron Livingston would just be a never ending series of the worst day of your life.

    It would help if he'd stop living in places where you can hear the neighbor through the wall.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Ghost Stories looks creepy, then again Martin Freeman looks creepy on his own.

    Also Traffik is a nice change of pace for that kind of film. Complete protagonist flip.

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    HeatwaveHeatwave Come, now, and walk the path of explosions with me!Registered User regular
    Damn. I was hoping Ghost Stories was going to be a live action adaption of the Ghost Stories Anime Dub :P

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    Redcoat-13Redcoat-13 Registered User regular
    Kipling217 wrote: »
    Tully Teaser Trailer #1:

    https://youtu.be/wdHcpoBYb4Y

    You know when the husband comments on the frozen pizza, my first reaction was "they will never find your body motherfucker".

    So the movie managed to get me to sympathize with Theron's character pretty quickly.

    That is not a bad sign.

    My 2nd child is a real mummy's girl; at night if she wakes up, I unfortunately can't do anything to calm her down and get her to go back to sleep. If anything I make it worse (with our first, this wasn't the case).

    I'd never dream of saying that pizza thing to my wife who is doing an amazing job (I'm sure I could I'd count my life / marriage in seconds if I said such a dickish thing).

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    DisrupterDisrupter Registered User regular
    Yall are crazy. A human being is allowed to be dissapointed in frozen pizza. The comment wasn't a dick comment it was clearly a man dussapojted in frozen pizza but trying his best to swallow that reaction but failing a bit.

    Plus man it's not a very healthy meal. If their kids are eating a lot of frozen pizzas yeah he has the absolute right to say that's not a great thing.

    Being a fictional mom is super hard. It doesn't make you immune to criticism.

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    NotYouNotYou Registered User regular
    My reaction to mom movie - no way am I watching a movie with that much baby crying in it. That is the worst noise. I know it is a real noise, but I am not gonna pay to subject myself to it.

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot Teaser Trailer #1:

    https://youtu.be/UjYJ-YI5AXU

    Love, Simon Trailer #2:

    https://youtu.be/ILio5WYFPyM

    And I'm going to put this in here just in case you nerds missed it, I'm half way through the first session and it's pretty enjoyable as ever. Critical Role Campaign 2 Intro:

    https://youtu.be/1cjdslm6xMk

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