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[Trailers] Attractive singers trying to be actors

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Also, a human is strong enough to break out of a dog crate.

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    hawkboxhawkbox Registered User regular
    Ok I wasn't the only one wondering about the stupid crates. Also, that movie looked repulsive and not in an Evil Dead awesome way.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    THE MEG looks like
    MEGASHARK vs JASON STATHAM

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    hawkbox wrote: »
    Ok I wasn't the only one wondering about the stupid crates. Also, that movie looked repulsive and not in an Evil Dead awesome way.

    It just looks like intentionally offensive. Very much in line with some PETA vanity project.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    GoumindongGoumindong Registered User regular
    THE MEG looks like
    MEGASHARK vs JASON STATHAM

    That should be the actual title. “Megashark vs Jason Statham (working title)” should be exactly what they call it.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    Fighting With My Family made me have flashbacks to 1999 when I watched WWF.

    It is a Stephen Merchant movie which makes it interesting, although I don't know how much it's going to lean on wrasslin' and that's probably the only scene The Rock's in.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Is the kid in Fighting With My Family related to Simon Pegg because if not Simon has some explaining to do about a weekend 20 years ago.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Racer and the Jailbird

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEL3pjEz4tg

    Dark Crimes

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TTdcyRi-nw

    The Redeemed and the Dominant

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlZ5MG-E2Ls

    Yep, of course the twist would be
    steroids.

    The China Hustle

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUG0U2ClYtM

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    https://youtu.be/n5LoVcVsiSQ

    New Ocean's 8 trailer.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    tbloxhamtbloxham Registered User regular
    Regarding the Redeemed and the Dominant I'd be shocked if anyone in the sport WASNT using steroids. You can look at the worlds strongest man stuff from the 60s etc, or athletes in professional sports with very stringent doping tests. Their bodies don't look like that. Just doing tonnes of exercise doesn't make you look like those people do. Steroids makes you look like that. It's pretty much impossible to get that level of 'ripped' and still be strong and fit without them.

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    skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
    McKellen: Playing the Part

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAaILWzI1cY

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Warning Rapid Trailers.

    https://youtu.be/i61HCEjp6qE

    Getting Older as a Millenial, the british movie.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    tbloxham wrote: »
    Regarding the Redeemed and the Dominant I'd be shocked if anyone in the sport WASNT using steroids. You can look at the worlds strongest man stuff from the 60s etc, or athletes in professional sports with very stringent doping tests. Their bodies don't look like that. Just doing tonnes of exercise doesn't make you look like those people do. Steroids makes you look like that. It's pretty much impossible to get that level of 'ripped' and still be strong and fit without them.

    Not the place for the discussion but that's not totally true. There have been advancements in science that allow us to better understand the biology related to bodybuilding. Not to mention, body builders back then didn't really use supplements in the same way. I have some friends deep into the sport and none of them are on steroids. That's not to say they aren't doing some rather unnatural things with their bodies though.

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    kaidkaid Registered User regular
    Yup the nutritional sciences alone have come so far since the 1960s. The problem is even without steroids people are finding fairly unnatural ways to push the limits that are still technically legal that have god knows what kind of long term health impact.

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2018
    The Incredibles 2 Trailer #1:

    https://youtu.be/D9joM600LKA

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Teaser #1:

    https://youtu.be/7FaehC5jrv8

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    In Darkness Trailer #1

    https://youtu.be/lAvHoeClyc4

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Solo: A Star Wars Story Official Trailer

    https://youtu.be/jPEYpryMp2s
    Highlight for me was:

    *looks perlexed*

    You're 190 years old?!

    You look great!

    Like Shadowfire, this trailer has sold me on seeing Solo in theaters.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    The Incredibles 2 Trailer is really good. I’m definitely square in the target demographic.

    Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom looks better too, but has a lot to prove.

    In Darkness is another great idea but I’m wary of the players’ abilities to pull it off.

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    FoefallerFoefaller Registered User regular
    The Incredibles 2 Trailer is really good. I’m definitely square in the target demographic.

    Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom looks better too, but has a lot to prove.

    In Darkness is another great idea but I’m wary of the players’ abilities to pull it off.

    In Darkness is probably a rift of an Audrey Hepburn movie called Wait Until Dark.

    Similar premise; blind woman gets in trouble with bad people because of something they think she has.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Foefaller wrote: »
    The Incredibles 2 Trailer is really good. I’m definitely square in the target demographic.

    Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom looks better too, but has a lot to prove.

    In Darkness is another great idea but I’m wary of the players’ abilities to pull it off.

    In Darkness is probably a rift of an Audrey Hepburn movie called Wait Until Dark.

    Similar premise; blind woman gets in trouble with bad people because of something they think she has.

    I got confused about which thread I was in, amd thought you meant the Star Trek movie.

    But yeah, that Audrey Hepburn movie was pretty good.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    edited April 2018
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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Solo: A Star Wars Story TV Spot "Crew", a couple extra bits here so don't watch if you're avoiding stuff:

    https://youtu.be/KUXd7p_vd3w

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    caligynefobcaligynefob DKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2018
    https://youtu.be/fKllbkJ5Au0

    I actually had to doublecheck that it wasn’t the hotel from Wick. Looks promising though.

    Edit: updated with the proper trailer

    https://youtu.be/kUBowkexpkE

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    Anarchy Rules!Anarchy Rules! Registered User regular
    The City and The City (BBC adaptation of the book, first couple of episodes have been broadcast already)
    https://youtu.be/h9Ds23M9-RE

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    DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular

    I actually had to doublecheck that it wasn’t the hotel from Wick. Looks promising though.

    Edit: updated with the proper trailer

    ok that second trailer is WAY better.

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Still feels like a John Wick spinoff. Which is fine.

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    Joe DizzyJoe Dizzy taking the day offRegistered User regular
    Hotel Artemis convinced me that Charlie Day should star in the inevitable Die Hard remake.

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Anon International Trailer #1:

    https://youtu.be/D2mjQP8cmYA

    Hereditary Trailer “Charlie”:

    https://youtu.be/GDjIwKvd_1A

    Solo: A Star Wars Story TV Spot “Risk”:

    https://youtu.be/RGGyTO-VlUs

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Anon looks like someone played Watch Dogs and thought "what if it was from the perspective of the police?"

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    Anon looks like an episode of Black Mirror.
    turns out they're all in a computer and the killer is the user deleting files

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    I don't know how I feel about Hotel Artemis. It just comes across as so many other ideas ripped from other good films and most of the characters look so boilerplate. It is nice to see Jodie Foster again in front of the camera though.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    TexiKen wrote: »
    I don't know how I feel about Hotel Artemis. It just comes across as so many other ideas ripped from other good films and most of the characters look so boilerplate. It is nice to see Jodie Foster again in front of the camera though.

    Yeah it looks like the actors are having fun. And I'm always glad to see Dave Batista in anything especially getting to play a hulking beast of an orderly. But the film looks like stuff we've seen time and time again.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    hawkboxhawkbox Registered User regular
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    Anon looks like an episode of Black Mirror.
    turns out they're all in a computer and the killer is the user deleting files

    That would have made a better version of Reboot than what they did.

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Final Trailer:

    https://youtu.be/zR6kV-s2Qn0

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    silence1186silence1186 Character shields down! As a wingmanRegistered User regular
    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Final Trailer:

    https://youtu.be/zR6kV-s2Qn0

    This popped up in my Youtube feed and I'll admit I'm almost willing to give World 2 a chance, even after what I thought of World 1.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    edited April 2018
    TexiKen wrote: »
    I don't know how I feel about Hotel Artemis. It just comes across as so many other ideas ripped from other good films and most of the characters look so boilerplate. It is nice to see Jodie Foster again in front of the camera though.

    Foster directed that? Neve would have guessed. It's weird because recently she badmouthed super-hero flicks and that is embracing the silliness of another genre.

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    https://youtu.be/20bpjtCbCz0

    Yo there's some real gud stuff here

    Oh brilliant
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    SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    I hope Peter gets an awesome action figure.

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    plufimplufim Dr Registered User regular
    I hope Peter gets an awesome spinoff movie

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