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[Wrestlingmania] the ultimate somethingsomethingmumblemumble

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    HawkstoneHawkstone Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Somewhere outside of BarstowRegistered User regular
    Ok That was actually a good snickers commercial

    Inside of a dog...it's too dark to read.
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    SproutSprout Registered User regular
    Hawkstone wrote: »
    Ok That was actually a good snickers commercial

    I'm for basically anything that puts Becky Lynch on my tv more often.

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    ZUBAZ IS GOING TO END GAME TO FIGHT GANONDORF FOR THE VGCW TITLE

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    So 10 matches on the main card.

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    MuffinatronMuffinatron Registered User regular
    That's not such an exclusive ticketmaster offer now...

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    Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    Luke's looking good in black. Still needs a better Tron though.
    Is there something up with his elbow?

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    LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Whoops, somebody forgot to turn on the sign.

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    SproutSprout Registered User regular
    Xavier watched that finish all, "I know that feeling."

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    LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    I just realized Bray's twitter handle should be @TheBuzzards and if it isn't he fucked up.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    follow

    the brazzers

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    SproutSprout Registered User regular
    This is just Calvinball at this point.

    "I burned your sister's corpse!"

    "Well, I rubbed her ashes all over me and absorbed her power!"

    "Nuh uh, I shoved this cross-adjacent thing into the ashes and took the power from you!"

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Graves is just laying into Tom Phillips on commentary tonight with comments about DMs and ruining relationships.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Graves is just laying into Tom Phillips on commentary tonight with comments about DMs and ruining relationships.

    Good for Graves.

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    I really like the way Kendrick's been playing this feud. He's hitting Tozawa with every dirty trick in the book like the heel version of that one Mr. Freeze fight from Arkham City.

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    Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    How does Tozawa still have a skull after these dives

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Over 5 dozen wrestling events happening this weekend and not ONE TNA event. In Orlando.

    Think about that.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    no thanks i wanna think about other stuff

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    I'm looking forward to Neville showing up during Lesnar/Goldberg to kill them both because the king shouldn't be on the pre-show.

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    SproutSprout Registered User regular
    Good news Neville, as early as the preshow is, you'll definitely get your moment in the sun.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    cheap heat has a new day interview up

    big e (I think) says "if we were gonna have a huge match with a team, say the hardys, I'd feel more bad about not having a match but being a host is a big deal, only hogan and rock have done it" (paraphrased)
    rosenberg "oh are we allowed to talk about that?"
    big e "I'm just speculating I don't know anything"
    xavier "we'd also really love to have a match with papa shango"

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Imagine the drone fleet coming out when New Day is in the ring.

    Imagine it

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I love New Day's continuing obsession with Papa Shango.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    better clear that Papa Shango match with Wade Barrett first

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    Crippl3 wrote: »
    holy shit
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imFWZcLFdJk&feature=youtu.be

    This is probably a bad idea, like, legally, but it's great

    This is amazing.

    I paused it around 1:13 so I could look at the details of the belt. Pretty fantastic.

    Side plates say "Delete" and "Obsolete".

    Faceplate has "Space" and "Time" on the sides, "Broken" on the top and "Brilliance" on the bottom.

    The main part of Jeff's faceplate is his personal insignia thingy (looks similar to his old purple TNA world title).

    Matt's faceplate says "House Hardy" and has King Maxell's fucking face on it with a huge crown floating above it.

    DELIGHTFUL

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    CuvisTheConquerorCuvisTheConqueror They always say "yee haw" but they never ask "haw yee?" Registered User regular
    New Day vs The Hardys and Papa Shango in a six-man match confirmed for Mania.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Final Mania card
    Pre show

    2017 André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal 30-man battle royal for the André the Giant Memorial Trophy
    Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Becky Lynch vs. Natalya vs. Mickie James vs. Carmella (with James Ellsworth) vs. Naomi Six-pack challenge for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship
    Neville (c) vs. Austin Aries for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship

    Main card

    Bray Wyatt (c) vs. Randy Orton for the WWE Championship
    Goldberg (c) vs. Brock Lesnar (with Paul Heyman) for the WWE Universal Championship
    The Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns Singles match
    John Cena and Nikki Bella vs. The Miz and Maryse
    Seth Rollins vs. Triple H Non-sanctioned match
    Shane McMahon vs. AJ Styles
    Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax Fatal 4-Way elimination for the WWE Raw Women's Championship
    Chris Jericho (c) vs. Kevin Owens for the WWE United States Championship
    Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Baron Corbin for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
    Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson (c) vs. Enzo Amore and Big Cass vs. Cesaro and Sheamus

    That's a lot, but it could still end up really good.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Got a way bigger tax refund than expected, so I just bought much better Mania tickets than the ones I had

    Like it actually makes sense to make a sign now

    Also, I am totally down for that entire card with the exception of Ambrose vs. Corbin (and I am thankful they paired them off rather than ruining two matches)

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Only thing that concerns me is Styles vs Shane not being no dq.

    It needs to be no dq.

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    Linespider5Linespider5 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER Registered User regular
    Crippl3 wrote: »
    holy shit
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imFWZcLFdJk&feature=youtu.be

    This is probably a bad idea, like, legally, but it's great

    I know WWE has the whole sideplate thing going on, but I think more wrestlers should make their own damn belts of victory and overage. It would take brighter minds than mine to figure out how the hell that would work, but there could be some serious potential. Or is this already a thing?

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    There are too many belts already with the brand split and NXT.

    Custom belts are cool, but there is already a glut of official titles. It would need to be a pretty special performer for me to care about a new belt.

    If we went back to a time when it was just World, IC, Tag and Women's? Sure. Bring on another belt or two. But I just don't see it right now.

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    LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    So the ARMBAR will air on USA live during the second hour of the preshow.

    Is it on the Network as well? That would suck if not.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    So the ARMBAR will air on USA live during the second hour of the preshow.

    Is it on the Network as well? That would suck if not.

    It is. Pretty sure they did this last year?

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Interesting stats here



    Though keep in mind the North Korea numbers should have many, many asterisks by them.

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    hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    I love his articles, they're so full of numbers.

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    AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    "YOUR SISTER'S HOT"

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    AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    There are some things that will always be above my pay grade. Like the decision to relegate the crowning of your top monster heel, the elevation of the CWC, and your best women's roster to the freaking pre-show while making time for Pitbull to perform a song noone cares about hearing.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Raw reax:

    Boy, they should really have Sami Zayn win the ARMBAR.

    Seth Rollins is out and man, all these old part-timers, now they got Steve Austin's knee brace involved? Also, boy, Triple H is putting in work to get people to care. It's not working, but he's putting in the hours.

    Good Reigns/UT segment except for UT with his arms up, almost having a "This usually never happens to me" moment at the end.

    Boy, not a lot of stuff happened in this one. Once you get it condensed down to an hour and thirty and then skip the video packages, there's basically five things going on.

    Edit: "Boy" twice in four lines is what happens when I spend an hour on writing those four lines.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I know BRAAAAAAAUN is everyone's no brainer to win the ARMBAR but I think both Sami and Joe have solid chances since that's almost certainly where Joe is gonna show up

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Joe's not one of the thirty names announced for the ARMBAR, but I guess they could go 31 with a surprise, everyone in the ring and suddenly the theme from Godzilla (should be theme) Samoa Joe entry.

    I'd probably expect him to play more of a role in the Trips/Seth match, since it seems like Evolution 2 is gonna play a big role on Raw moving forward.

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