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Why I am so bald?

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    i think the potential explanation as to why hes so bald keeps me reading these

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    Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    oh man i am laughing so hard

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    i think the potential explanation as to why hes so bald keeps me reading these

    you see Tycho is bald in real life

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sup Andy.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i love how i will be bald in 5-6 years so its funny only because its my future.

    do one with bladehands oh hey firefox keeps crashing

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Barcardi wrote: »
    i love how i will be bald in 5-6 years so its funny only because its my future.

    do with with bladehands

    about a year before i turned 21 i set my alarm on my phone to wake me up three times in the middle of the night on my 21st birthday, I guess i thought it was funny that i would do something to piss off myself really badly,

    I have some low self esteem i tell you what

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    CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My hair hasn't so much fallen out as its migrated south.

    To my chest.

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    FAQ wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    i love how i will be bald in 5-6 years so its funny only because its my future.

    do with with bladehands

    about a year before i turned 21 i set my alarm on my phone to wake me up three times in the middle of the night on my 21st birthday, I guess i thought it was funny that i would do something to piss off myself really badly,

    I have some low self esteem i tell you what

    Hit the booze.

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My hair hasn't so much fallen out as its migrated south.

    To my chest.

    Wait till it reaches your ass.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2007
    odds are I will go gray

    I am surprised I haven't started yet, my dad started in high school

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My family suffers from Male Pattern Baldness.

    I haven't gotten a haircut in almost 6 months.

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    ArcticXCArcticXC Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    FAQ wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    i love how i will be bald in 5-6 years so its funny only because its my future.

    do with with bladehands

    about a year before i turned 21 i set my alarm on my phone to wake me up three times in the middle of the night on my 21st birthday, I guess i thought it was funny that i would do something to piss off myself really badly,

    I have some low self esteem i tell you what

    That is great. It makes me want to create some Rube Goldberg-ian device that will somehow manage to kick me in the balls 20 years after I've forgotten I've made it.

    WHY AM I GETTING KICKED IN THE BALLS WHO IS DOING THIS TO ME

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My hair hasn't so much fallen out as its migrated south.

    To my chest.

    Wait till it reaches your ass.

    Since I was 14.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ArcticXC wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    i love how i will be bald in 5-6 years so its funny only because its my future.

    do with with bladehands

    about a year before i turned 21 i set my alarm on my phone to wake me up three times in the middle of the night on my 21st birthday, I guess i thought it was funny that i would do something to piss off myself really badly,

    I have some low self esteem i tell you what

    That is great. It makes me want to create some Rube Goldberg-ian device that will somehow manage to kick me in the balls 20 years after I've forgotten I've made it.

    WHY AM I GETTING KICKED IN THE BALLS WHO IS DOING THIS TO ME

    That was exactly my logic, plus it increases my drive to drink myself into a coma before my next birthday, god knows what i have planned for myself then
    I'm not really this fucked up you guys

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Perhaps. But after the first one, damn, why bother continuing.


    Ha - let him keep going. One day we'll created a "User Generated Content" section or something and serve ads on it... then he'll be helping us drive revenue. I'm totally saving all of these. :)
    Khoo is like Don King no matter who wins he always makes money

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    FAQ wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    i think the potential explanation as to why hes so bald keeps me reading these

    you see Tycho is bald in real life

    tychos a cartoon character.
    like mickey mouse
    what do you mean?

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    going bald potatoe is going baaaaaaaald

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    BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Sup Andy.

    nm u? ^_^

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    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
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    SandshrewSandshrew Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    seriously.JPG

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    i think the potential explanation as to why hes so bald keeps me reading these

    you see Tycho is bald in real life

    tychos a cartoon character.
    like mickey mouse
    what do you mean?

    you see the characters in the strip (not originally) represent the illustrative and writing team Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins, here is link to the website penny-arcade.com[/sarcasm and extremely condescending tone]
    I'm shielding my dickheadedness under the guise of irony

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    CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My balding brothers! Our salvation is at hand!

    Introducing Capillovie

    The TL;DR is this: all natural, hair growth in 10 days to three months, regained hair stays after you stop using it, a minor side effect, and its ready for production.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I have receding hairline.

    I'm going to be bald.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I have too much hair :(

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    FAQ wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    i think the potential explanation as to why hes so bald keeps me reading these

    you see Tycho is bald in real life

    tychos a cartoon character.
    like mickey mouse
    what do you mean?

    you see the characters in the strip (not originally) represent the illustrative and writing team Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins, here is link to the website penny-arcade.com[/sarcasm and extremely condescending tone]
    I'm shielding my dickheadedness under the guise of irony

    thats impossible.
    dont believe everything you read on the internet.

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sandshrew wrote: »
    seriously.JPG

    In the middle frame Tycho's head is total Dong material.

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    <3 wrote: »
    I have receding hairline.

    I'm going to be bald.

    Receding hairlines are awesome.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    the word bald is starting to look real funny after reading this whole thread

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    i dont even remember what bald means anymore

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    i dont even remember what bald means anymore

    it means you hate hungarians

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    matthew perry should be an adjective

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    matthew perry should be an adjective

    nah we just call em closet gays

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    you'd have to be pretty matthew perry to use mattew perry as an adjective

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    this thread has turned matthew perry

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    ArcticXCArcticXC Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    And now for something slightly different http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYgZYkTYUaQ

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    i wonder what cocain is like

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    i wonder what cocain is like

    one helluva drug


    also apparently helluva is a proper word according to ff

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    one time i snorted something, i forget what, and i had people calling me the next day asking me why i kicked my friend in the face

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ArcticXC wrote: »
    And now for something slightly different http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYgZYkTYUaQ

    The off-the-cuff middle finger made me chuckle.

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    i had no explanation.
    id probably murder someone on cocain

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    TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I think Tycho made a post in one of these bald threads on 4chan. He explains that the reason he is so bald is because
    he chooses to be.
    Then he said some other stuff about how 4channers still love PA because he sees the same IPs from there coming here to see the comic every day and stuff. Bald.

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