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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    The only shrines I can't do are the golf ones and I probably won't, they are bullshit

    Next golf shrine I run into I'm probably going to actually stand up and hold the gamepad like a putter before activating the pedestal and see if that helps

    I'm talking about the ones where you have to stasis the balls

    Oh those

    fuck those

    I watched a ball fly perfectly into the bowl and then out the other side and just left the shrine

    I either get the strength perfect and fuck up the aim or vice-versa. If it weren't for a stubbornness bordering on the compulsive I would have just left that shrine without the bonus chest. I will not be doing any future ones because I'm fine as long as I don't START it.

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited March 15
    Protip: Apparently ancient cores are for thier own specific pedestals only so don't be like me and waste time clearing the road and then killing a hinox with one around his neck then carrying it all the way back to kakariko village. That's a 60 minute ordeal, with boosted speed, that I'll spare you.

    Haha Sheikah DRM

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  • GoatmonGoatmon I can't stop. This is all I have left.Registered User regular
    edited March 15
    Mr. G wrote: »
    FYI the only acceptable animals to kill are boars and wolves, if you kill any other animals you're not allowed to play the game anymore

    I got my turquoise horse, who I have named Lapis, by murdering every other horse in her herd so that they wouldn't alert her to my presence.

    Fuck those non-blue horses, and their being colors that aren't blue.

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  • Care Free BombCare Free Bomb Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    FYI the only acceptable animals to kill are boars and wolves, if you kill any other animals you're not allowed to play the game anymore

    I think 90% of my poultry comes from heron roadkill

    I just want to go fast and herons shouldn't stand around on the paths

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    FYI the only acceptable animals to kill are boars and wolves, if you kill any other animals you're not allowed to play the game anymore

    I got my turquoise horse, who I have named Lapis, by murdering every other horse in her herd so that they wouldn't alert her to my presence.

    Fuck those non-blue horses, and their being colors that aren't blue.

    So you killed a horse's family, abducted it, then enslaved it until stockholm syndrome set it?

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  • PeewiPeewi Ya!!! Bub! Registered User regular
    Gerudo town post-main quest side quest
    So Barta, the Gerudo you save from the Yiga hideout has gotten lost in the desert and I have to find her.

    They say she went south to check out the leviathan skeleton and that it's dangerous because there are moldugas. I've been to the skeleton in the southwest corner of the desert and all over the rest of the desert without finding her. I've killed four moldugas while going around the desert.

    I went away and did other stuff and there have been blood moons, so I guess I'll have to kill them again when I next try this quest.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    I've cleared all four Divine Beasts as of last night, but my spouse is flying out today until Sunday night and we've been playing it together so now I can't beat the game until Monday, so I get to spend the weekend just exploring and tracking down shrines and seeds and doing side quests.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    FYI the only acceptable animals to kill are boars and wolves, if you kill any other animals you're not allowed to play the game anymore

    I think 90% of my poultry comes from heron roadkill

    I just want to go fast and herons shouldn't stand around on the paths

    Their situational awareness is what might be classified as "lacking".

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  • GoatmonGoatmon I can't stop. This is all I have left.Registered User regular
    Real talk; I almost never actually use horses, because fuck having to go to and from stables all the time instead of warping wherever I want to go whenever I want to go there.

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  • Care Free BombCare Free Bomb Registered User regular
    Peewi wrote: »
    Gerudo town post-main quest side quest
    So Barta, the Gerudo you save from the Yiga hideout has gotten lost in the desert and I have to find her.

    They say she went south to check out the leviathan skeleton and that it's dangerous because there are moldugas. I've been to the skeleton in the southwest corner of the desert and all over the rest of the desert without finding her. I've killed four moldugas while going around the desert.

    I went away and did other stuff and there have been blood moons, so I guess I'll have to kill them again when I next try this quest.
    She's in front of the southwest skeleton, you must have missed her

    you should be able to find her if you warp there and walk around

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    FYI the only acceptable animals to kill are boars and wolves, if you kill any other animals you're not allowed to play the game anymore

    I got my turquoise horse, who I have named Lapis, by murdering every other horse in her herd so that they wouldn't alert her to my presence.

    Fuck those non-blue horses, and their being colors that aren't blue.

    Oh Goatmon. You done fucked yourself son.
    Horse have gods too

    Remember that

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Real talk; I almost never actually use horses, because fuck having to go to and from stables all the time instead of warping wherever I want to go whenever I want to go there.

    Yeah Horace and I don't hang out much these days because of that. If I find myself in need of a horse I'll just hijack whatever's nearby. Game needs a Summon Horse spell. Er, rune, I guess.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon I can't stop. This is all I have left.Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    FYI the only acceptable animals to kill are boars and wolves, if you kill any other animals you're not allowed to play the game anymore

    I got my turquoise horse, who I have named Lapis, by murdering every other horse in her herd so that they wouldn't alert her to my presence.

    Fuck those non-blue horses, and their being colors that aren't blue.

    So you killed a horse's family, abducted it, then enslaved it until stockholm syndrome set it?

    TIL my horse is the protagonist of Underworld.

  • Care Free BombCare Free Bomb Registered User regular
    My first horse died at one point in the middle of a fight
    It was, like, right after I heard about the horse goddess so then I went on a quest to find her

    It felt like a proper short story about losing a horse due to my carelessness and trying to fix my mistake. The goddess took pity on me and returned my loyal steed and I haven't lost another horse since.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon I can't stop. This is all I have left.Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Real talk; I almost never actually use horses, because fuck having to go to and from stables all the time instead of warping wherever I want to go whenever I want to go there.

    Yeah Horace and I don't hang out much these days because of that. If I find myself in need of a horse I'll just hijack whatever's nearby. Game needs a Summon Horse spell. Er, rune, I guess.

    It would be fine, if Warping on horseback sent my horse to the stable!

    But as it is; having to go back, whenever I'm done? Nah, fuck that. I got shit to do.

  • Care Free BombCare Free Bomb Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Real talk; I almost never actually use horses, because fuck having to go to and from stables all the time instead of warping wherever I want to go whenever I want to go there.

    Yeah Horace and I don't hang out much these days because of that. If I find myself in need of a horse I'll just hijack whatever's nearby. Game needs a Summon Horse spell. Er, rune, I guess.

    It would be fine, if Warping on horseback sent my horse to the stable!

    But as it is; having to go back, whenever I'm done? Nah, fuck that. I got shit to do.

    You can retrieve your horse from any stable if it's out in the world

    they'll magically get it back for you even if it's trapped somewhere it shouldn't be

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Real talk; I almost never actually use horses, because fuck having to go to and from stables all the time instead of warping wherever I want to go whenever I want to go there.

    Yeah Horace and I don't hang out much these days because of that. If I find myself in need of a horse I'll just hijack whatever's nearby. Game needs a Summon Horse spell. Er, rune, I guess.

    It would be fine, if Warping on horseback sent my horse to the stable!

    But as it is; having to go back, whenever I'm done? Nah, fuck that. I got shit to do.

    Sent your horse to the stable? Not sure I understand what you mean. You can always pull any of your horses from a stable, doesn't matter if left them somewhere, it essentially warps them to the stable currently

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  • GoatmonGoatmon I can't stop. This is all I have left.Registered User regular
  • PeewiPeewi Ya!!! Bub! Registered User regular
    Peewi wrote: »
    Gerudo town post-main quest side quest
    So Barta, the Gerudo you save from the Yiga hideout has gotten lost in the desert and I have to find her.

    They say she went south to check out the leviathan skeleton and that it's dangerous because there are moldugas. I've been to the skeleton in the southwest corner of the desert and all over the rest of the desert without finding her. I've killed four moldugas while going around the desert.

    I went away and did other stuff and there have been blood moons, so I guess I'll have to kill them again when I next try this quest.
    She's in front of the southwest skeleton, you must have missed her

    you should be able to find her if you warp there and walk around

    Well, would you look at that. I guess I'm just blind.

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  • Care Free BombCare Free Bomb Registered User regular
    I would love if you could do some quests to get a whistle that allows you to call your horse from anywhere

    that seems like something that should exist

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  • DedwrekkaDedwrekka What Would Nyarlathotep Do? Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Real talk; I almost never actually use horses, because fuck having to go to and from stables all the time instead of warping wherever I want to go whenever I want to go there.

    Yeah Horace and I don't hang out much these days because of that. If I find myself in need of a horse I'll just hijack whatever's nearby. Game needs a Summon Horse spell. Er, rune, I guess.

    It would be fine, if Warping on horseback sent my horse to the stable!

    But as it is; having to go back, whenever I'm done? Nah, fuck that. I got shit to do.

    If you go to the stable, you can choose to take a horse that's already out, and they'll warp to the stable.
    You don't need to go back to where you left it to retrieve it.

  • WassermeloneWassermelone Registered User regular
    Who else whistles accidentally constantly

    Trying to switch weapons? Whistle

    Sneaking up on an enemy? Whistle

    On top of a Hinox? Whistle

    Middle of forced stealth section? Whistle

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    Haven't had an issue with whistling, but I crouch unintentionally all the time. Real annoying when a Lynel is charging you down and suddenly you realize you can't dodge

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    I would love if you could do some quests to get a whistle that allows you to call your horse from anywhere

    that seems like something that should exist

    It's a VERY Zelda sort of thing

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Would be more valuable than it is in TP, I tell you what.

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Protip: You can drop a square bomb and round bomb at the same time
    Protip: You can blow up a square bomb and then use a round bomb while the square bomb is on CD, and vice versa.

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Your friend and mine!Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    FYI the only acceptable animals to kill are boars and wolves, if you kill any other animals you're not allowed to play the game anymore

    I got my turquoise horse, who I have named Lapis, by murdering every other horse in her herd so that they wouldn't alert her to my presence.

    Fuck those non-blue horses, and their being colors that aren't blue.

    what the fuck

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Protip: You can drop a square bomb and round bomb at the same time
    Protip: You can blow up a square bomb and then use a round bomb while the square bomb is on CD, and vice versa.

    There is a 3rd protip here I will leave in spoilers
    Protip: round bombs and square bombs apparently are different weights as they launch off piston pads (or whatever you want to call them) different distances

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    drumsticks aren't going to cook themselves
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    kill literally everything that wanders into sword range
    I am a one-link animalpocalypse in my game
    Hunting deer and birds are both perfectly okay.

    I have called all of your families and someone will be coming by to get you, you are suspended for three days effective immediately

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Who else whistles accidentally constantly

    Trying to switch weapons? Whistle

    Sneaking up on an enemy? Whistle

    On top of a Hinox? Whistle

    Middle of forced stealth section? Whistle

    Sucking dick behind the olive garden? Whistle.

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  • DedwrekkaDedwrekka What Would Nyarlathotep Do? Registered User regular
    Who else whistles accidentally constantly

    Trying to switch weapons? Whistle

    Sneaking up on an enemy? Whistle

    On top of a Hinox? Whistle

    Middle of forced stealth section? Whistle

    Sucking dick behind the olive garden? Whistle.

    Now that's a talent

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    drumsticks aren't going to cook themselves
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    kill literally everything that wanders into sword range
    I am a one-link animalpocalypse in my game
    Hunting deer and birds are both perfectly okay.

    I have called all of your families and someone will be coming by to get you, you are suspended for three days effective immediately

    Considering half my family is avid hunters who kill birds and deer in real life on a regular basis I don't understand what you're expecting to accomplish here.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I will call Reggie

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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    Great not I need a blood moon for a shrine quest and I can't get one.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Great not I need a blood moon for a shrine quest and I can't get one.

    I just found that one. I have a fire sword and a bunch of bundles of wood, I'm thinking of just camping out for a while

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    Great not I need a blood moon for a shrine quest and I can't get one.
    make note of the closest shrine. When a blood moon hits just warp to it and head on over. I don't know how big the timing window is, but I didn't get there until after the cutscene had happened and it still worked

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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    Great not I need a blood moon for a shrine quest and I can't get one.

    I just found that one. I have a fire sword and a bunch of bundles of wood, I'm thinking of just camping out for a while

    I did it for a month of in game time and it didn't work

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I really hate that the first game where day/night and whether has really felt like it mattered doesnt have the now standard time and weather control songs

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I really hate that the first game where day/night and whether has really felt like it mattered doesnt have the now standard time and weather control songs

    Just sit by a fire.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I really hate that the first game where day/night and whether has really felt like it mattered doesnt have the now standard time and weather control songs

    Just sit by a fire.

    Thanks mubkus! I'm so colossally stupid I'd never have thought of that with my own dumb brain!

    You can't do that when it's raining.

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