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    RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    RT800 wrote: »
    Convincing people they need baby wipes instead of just toilet paper is an insidious marketing ploy.

    I'm not sure "actually removing the shit from your arsehole" counts as insidious.

    That's what toilet paper does.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    RT800 wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    RT800 wrote: »
    Convincing people they need baby wipes instead of just toilet paper is an insidious marketing ploy.

    I'm not sure "actually removing the shit from your arsehole" counts as insidious.

    That's what toilet paper does.

    And the three seashells.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    RT800 wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    RT800 wrote: »
    Convincing people they need baby wipes instead of just toilet paper is an insidious marketing ploy.

    I'm not sure "actually removing the shit from your arsehole" counts as insidious.

    That's what toilet paper does.

    Not really, no.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Thus human butt is part of the environment.

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    shryke wrote: »
    RT800 wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    RT800 wrote: »
    Convincing people they need baby wipes instead of just toilet paper is an insidious marketing ploy.

    I'm not sure "actually removing the shit from your arsehole" counts as insidious.

    That's what toilet paper does.

    Not really, no.

    ^^^^^^^ this

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    edited March 2017
    For us non bidet folk I do have a tip.

    Flushable baby wipes.

    NEVER USE FLUSHABLE BABY WIPES. I don't care if they claim to be "flushable", they are not actually flushable. Just like the Democratic Republic of the Congo is not democratic or a republic. They will clog up your pipes and you will have to call a plumber and if you're very lucky, you'll only have to pay that plumber $500 to get it unclogged. A friend of mine had to pay $4000 to get his water system fixed because of those fucking things.

    I don't flush mine, but rather dispose of them in a home bio hazard container (I share a house with a type 1 diabetic and a person with other medical needs, so we have one in each bathroom). And I search for brands/wipes that are biodegradable (I've found flushable styles to be more likely to be so), to help minimize my hygiene routine's environmental impact (I also avoid using/buying anything in nonrecyclible plastics, preferring recycled/recyclable cardboard and glass if possible, and I dispose of my razors in a sharps container with my roommate's hypos).

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    RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    RT800 wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    RT800 wrote: »
    Convincing people they need baby wipes instead of just toilet paper is an insidious marketing ploy.

    I'm not sure "actually removing the shit from your arsehole" counts as insidious.

    That's what toilet paper does.

    Not really, no.

    You work for them, don't you?

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    It was earlier posited that Star Trek makes no reference to pooping because they have done away with it or it is removed or the replicator food is completely absorbed.
    HOWEVER, I present to the court the following findings:

    In a voyager episode, Neelix makes reference to the ship being down to only four lavatories.
    In a deep space nine episode, it is mentioned that a smuggled item was discovered in the waste extraction compartment of a shuttle.
    In Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, the brig CLEARLY possesses a toilet with the words "do not use while in spacedock".

    That is all!

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Consider this scenario: You get poop on your forehead by some accident. Do you settle with wiping it away a little with dry toilet paper, or do you wash away that poop?

    PSN: Honkalot
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    Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Ok, question: Is NASCAR a sport?

    I've had this argument a few times and I've gone the way of yes only because of the risk of injury or death where poker isn't a sport and shouldn't be on ESPN.

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    RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Consider this scenario: You get poop on your forehead by some accident. Do you settle with wiping it away a little with dry toilet paper, or do you wash away that poop?

    Depends.

    Is it my poop?

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Sport vs game is a fun one. Members of Cambridge University Tiddlywinks Club defined a sport to me as anything with a degree of competition involving the chance to fail due to an inaccurate physical action.

    By a massive coincidence, this meant tiddlywinks fit the criteria.

    The best part about this discussion is that the only reason to argue about it is because of perceived superiority of "sport" over "game". It's not like the Jaffa cake discussion which had tax implications.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    RT800 wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Consider this scenario: You get poop on your forehead by some accident. Do you settle with wiping it away a little with dry toilet paper, or do you wash away that poop?

    Depends.

    Is it my poop?

    Yes, and specifically tuesday morning poop.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Y'now, if my butthole is a bit crusty, I don't mind

    It's my butthole

    It's not doing anything that requires sterile conditions, it's there for poop eviction, not food prep or invasive surgery

    If it's not coming off on the paper, it's not coming off on my underwear, so who gives a literal shit

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Y'now, if my butthole is a bit crusty, I don't mind

    It's my butthole

    It's not doing anything that requires sterile conditions, it's there for poop eviction, not food prep or invasive surgery

    If it's not coming off on the paper, it's not coming off on my underwear, so who gives a literal shit

    This does not work. I have made that same mistake many times only to get home and find a brown road paved across dyed cotton fields.

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Dinner or supper?

    These are different goddamn things.

    Not necesssrily

    Supper is the evening meal, dinner is the largest hot meal of the day, often they coincide but often do not on Sundays.

    Not in my America, pal.

    Dinner is a sitdown meal in the middle of the day. Lunch is a quick meal in the middle of the day.

    Supper is the evening meal that everyone's around for.

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    SpaffySpaffy Fuck the Zero Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    I just listened to to an NPR story in which the lack of an Oxford comma in a regulation is resulting in a ten million dollar class action lawsuit.

    That is an appropriate cost for proper grammar. If I had my way, there'd be executions.

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Ok, question: Is NASCAR a sport?

    I've had this argument a few times and I've gone the way of yes only because of the risk of injury or death where poker isn't a sport and shouldn't be on ESPN.

    I personally think it's a huge waste of non-renewable resources, but I do respect the drivers for their endurance and ability to both control a car in high-g force conditions for 3+ hours, endure 100+ degree F conditions, and strategically think at the same time.

    So I definitely think that NASCAR is an athletic endeavour, now does that make it a sport, that's in the eye of the beholder. I begrudgingly give it that moniker, but hate the left turn bullshit. I much prefer watching Formula 1, or other Grand Prix and open wheel leagues. Faster speeds, harder courses, and amazing vistas.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Spaffy wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    I just listened to to an NPR story in which the lack of an Oxford comma in a regulation is resulting in a ten million dollar class action lawsuit.

    That is an appropriate cost for proper grammar. If I had my way, there'd be executions.

    I think it's safe to say

    :cool:

    the jury is no longer out on that one

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Ok, question: Is NASCAR a sport?

    I've had this argument a few times and I've gone the way of yes only because of the risk of injury or death where poker isn't a sport and shouldn't be on ESPN.

    I personally think it's a huge waste of non-renewable resources, but I do respect the drivers for their endurance and ability to both control a car in high-g force conditions for 3+ hours, endure 100+ degree F conditions, and strategically think at the same time.

    So I definitely think that NASCAR is an athletic endeavour, now does that make it a sport, that's in the eye of the beholder. I begrudgingly give it that moniker, but hate the left turn bullshit. I much prefer watching Formula 1, or other Grand Prix and open wheel leagues. Faster speeds, harder courses, and amazing vistas.

    It also takes a fair amount of skill go balance a brick with a garbage suspension, basically no aero, and a bunch of horsepower on the edge of grip and go fast, in a pack of 30 cars.

    also, there is passing.


    edit: and there are too many flags, making it the American Football of motorsport.

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    tinwhiskerstinwhiskers Registered User regular
    Ok, question: Is NASCAR a sport?

    I've had this argument a few times and I've gone the way of yes only because of the risk of injury or death where poker isn't a sport and shouldn't be on ESPN.

    I think the physicality/risks/athleticism arguments on the Sport/Not a Sport argument are all non starters.

    You end up chasing down this rabbit hole to what is the smallest possible amount of physical interaction that still is still sufficient to count which has no clear answer.

    I think the key component of something being a sport is direct head to head competition-generally an offensive and defensive component. I don't consider say Olympic gymnastics a sport. Its require incredible athletic talent, but its a competition not a sport. Nothing one person/team does opposes the other team. Now if the competitors threw dodgeballs at their rivals while they're doing their beam routine, maybe I'd change my mind.

    I'd say edge towards yes, just because the drivers can and do oppose/block each other during the race. Unlike during most track and field events, where people just run against the clock in their own lane.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    It was earlier posited that Star Trek makes no reference to pooping because they have done away with it or it is removed or the replicator food is completely absorbed.
    HOWEVER, I present to the court the following findings:

    In a voyager episode, Neelix makes reference to the ship being down to only four lavatories.
    In a deep space nine episode, it is mentioned that a smuggled item was discovered in the waste extraction compartment of a shuttle.
    In Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, the brig CLEARLY possesses a toilet with the words "do not use while in spacedock".

    That is all!

    NERD

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    ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    Mulletude wrote: »
    dispatch.o wrote: »
    Edit: There are so many instances of action stars picking fights with actual tough guys and having their days ruined. It's actually one of my favorite things to read about.

    The best is Seagal getting choked out by Gene LeBell

    I just went and read this, and maybe I'm missing something, but I don't see how it's 'the best'. It sounds like Seagal made an outrageous claim, was proven wrong, and allegedly proceeded to shit himself while unconscious.

    I mean, if you just want to hear about Seagal shitting himself, sure, but it's not like he was humbled in a brutal and extended contest. He offered himself up as a lab rat in an incredibly stupid test, and was proven wrong.

    Gene refusing to confirm it (at least in the interview I read), however, shows him to be a class act about it.

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    Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Ok, question: Is NASCAR a sport?

    I've had this argument a few times and I've gone the way of yes only because of the risk of injury or death where poker isn't a sport and shouldn't be on ESPN.

    I think the physicality/risks/athleticism arguments on the Sport/Not a Sport argument are all non starters.

    You end up chasing down this rabbit hole to what is the smallest possible amount of physical interaction that still is still sufficient to count which has no clear answer.

    I think the key component of something being a sport is direct head to head competition-generally an offensive and defensive component. I don't consider say Olympic gymnastics a sport. Its require incredible athletic talent, but its a competition not a sport. Nothing one person/team does opposes the other team. Now if the competitors threw dodgeballs at their rivals while they're doing their beam routine, maybe I'd change my mind.

    I'd say edge towards yes, just because the drivers can and do oppose/block each other during the race. Unlike during most track and field events, where people just run against the clock in their own lane.

    So now my real question comes into play: Are eSports really sports? Because it does fit the criteria above: "Direct head to head competition-generally an offensive and defensive component."

    And that's why I add the criteria of "Doing this activity as it's normally meant to be played, could result in serious injury or death" because I personally don't believe eSports count as sports, and then people try to point out stuff like NASCAR as not being a sport because "They are just sitting there driving in circles".

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    dispatch.odispatch.o Registered User regular
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Dinner or supper?

    These are different goddamn things.

    Not necesssrily

    Supper is the evening meal, dinner is the largest hot meal of the day, often they coincide but often do not on Sundays.

    Not in my America, pal.

    Dinner is a sitdown meal in the middle of the day. Lunch is a quick meal in the middle of the day.

    Supper is the evening meal that everyone's around for.

    Breakfast -> Lunch -> Supper -> Dinner

    Supper is the meal for farmers who just came in from a day of work and is after lunch but before the final meal of the day, which is dinner. Most people no longer eat supper, though in the south it's what you have after evening Church (many attend church twice on Sundays.)

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    If eSports are "sports" then so are Chess, Go, and Poker

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    NASCAR is definitely not a sport.

    But also sport is garbage.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    RT800 wrote: »
    Convincing people they need baby wipes instead of just toilet paper is an insidious marketing ploy.
    Someone has never had hemorrhoids before.

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    MadCaddyMadCaddy Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    If eSports are "sports" then so are Chess, Go, and Poker

    Hunting is sport as well. I definitely agree that the primary attributes of the term could be competitive, with an offense and defensive element. Maybe there being psychology to a degree involved as well could be relevant.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    If eSports are "sports" then so are Chess, Go, and Poker
    Yeah. Sport doesn't have to mean "athletic."

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    MadCaddyMadCaddy Registered User regular
    Another consideration is the ability to display sportsmanship. And it is known that track and field, figure skating and gymnasts don't have any of that. Look at Gaby Douglas, the nerve! Or more seriously, Tonya Harding. Maybe her taking out the contract to break Kerrigan's leg is a type of sportsmanship...

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    JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    Ok, question: Is NASCAR a sport?

    I've had this argument a few times and I've gone the way of yes only because of the risk of injury or death where poker isn't a sport and shouldn't be on ESPN.

    I think the physicality/risks/athleticism arguments on the Sport/Not a Sport argument are all non starters.

    You end up chasing down this rabbit hole to what is the smallest possible amount of physical interaction that still is still sufficient to count which has no clear answer.

    I think the key component of something being a sport is direct head to head competition-generally an offensive and defensive component. I don't consider say Olympic gymnastics a sport. Its require incredible athletic talent, but its a competition not a sport. Nothing one person/team does opposes the other team. Now if the competitors threw dodgeballs at their rivals while they're doing their beam routine, maybe I'd change my mind.

    I'd say edge towards yes, just because the drivers can and do oppose/block each other during the race. Unlike during most track and field events, where people just run against the clock in their own lane.

    so sports are only games? and most of the sports at the Olympics aren't sports?

    that doesn't strike me as a very useful definition of sport. for one it makes sport a subset of games, instead of the other way around.

    for the record, SportAccord uses the following criteria:
    have an element of competition
    be in no way harmful to any living creature
    not rely on equipment provided by a single supplier (excluding proprietary games such as arena football)
    not rely on any "luck" element specifically designed into the sport.

    this gets around the physicality problem, while including things we think of as sport (athletics, football) and excluding things we don't think of as sport (poker, Mario Kart).

    also makes NASCAR a sport. no reason why it shouldn't be.

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    JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    RT800 wrote: »
    Convincing people they need baby wipes instead of just toilet paper is an insidious marketing ploy.
    Someone has never had hemorrhoids before.

    hemorrhoids are due to pooping wrong, not using toilet paper.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Julius wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    RT800 wrote: »
    Convincing people they need baby wipes instead of just toilet paper is an insidious marketing ploy.
    Someone has never had hemorrhoids before.

    hemorrhoids are due to pooping wrong, not using toilet paper.

    No, they aren't. Their causes are many fold and not entirely known

    And from context I believe that the reference is the difficulty that they present when attempting to achieve an acceptable level of cleanliness using only toilet paper.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    And sports are absolutely a subset of games... Though that runs headlong into the classic problem of the philosophy of language - what is a game?

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    Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    If eSports are "sports" then so are Chess, Go, and Poker

    Poker and Billards both are on ESPN, and for some reason I feel like I've seen Chess on one of the many other channels of ESPN. I know they've had some stuff that made me go "This is on ESPN?" before.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Julius wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    RT800 wrote: »
    Convincing people they need baby wipes instead of just toilet paper is an insidious marketing ploy.
    Someone has never had hemorrhoids before.

    hemorrhoids are due to pooping wrong, not using toilet paper.
    Wiping too hard / keeping your butt too dry (medically speaking) / trying too hard to poop / lots of other things lead to hemorrhoids. On top of that, baby wipes make it easier to wipe yourself in the event of having them. You have to be gentle.

    But the point still stands that preventative care is better. Every toilet would come with a bidet if we lived in a better world because that goes a long way to helping too.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    What causes henroids?

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    JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    And sports are absolutely a subset of games... Though that runs headlong into the classic problem of the philosophy of language - what is a game?

    ok true, but I was using "game" in the sense of "two groups working against each other". if all sports are games, it doesn't really help us define sport.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    What causes henroids?
    Henroids are due to shitposting wrong, not using toilet paper.

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