OK[Phalla]: PhallaPeopleMeet.Com [GAME OVER]

WACriminal

Welcome to OK Phalla, the best online dating app for Phallateers!

You're a Lonely Heart, and you've just joined the internet's hottest game-based dating community. You're looking to get lucky. But beware...there are Trolls out there just waiting to ruin your fun.

This is a Phalla for 25-30 players. Genre tags appropriate for this game: HP-based ~ No Specials

Each day, you'll vote in red for a player to be removed from the game. The player with the most votes will be removed.

Swipe Left, Swipe Right

Each day, you will participate in 4 matches. For each match, you will be paired with another player. For each match, you must choose to either Swipe Left, or Swipe Right.

If both players Swipe Left, nothing happens. This is called a "pass".

If both players Swipe Right, usually nothing happens, although certain powers and abilities may change this. This is called a "match".

If one player Swipes Left and the other Swipes Right, then the player who Swiped Right loses 1 self-esteem. This is called a "rejection".

When a player reaches 0 self-esteem, they are removed from the game. Players start the game with 5 self-esteem, unless they have a special trait that states otherwise.

You may not submit the same order for all 4 matches on a given day, unless you have an ability that states otherwise. That is to say, if you Swipe Left on your first 3 matches, you must Swipe Right on the fourth one.

It is possible to be matched twice with the same player on the same day. In this case, you must submit a separate order for each instance. You may submit the same order for each instance, or different orders.

All orders must be submitted via PM. Feel free to make Proboards for discussion if you like, but I will neither accept orders from them nor respond to clarification questions on them.

SuperLikes

This Phalla has no special roles.

Instead, all players possess a random trait and a random ability in addition to their alignments.

Each player will have exactly 1 ability, which may be activated by spending 1 SuperLike. Players gain a SuperLike when they successfully match with at least 3 of their pairings on a single day and do not lose any self-esteem due to rejection on that day.

The abilities are as follows:

• Brutal -- Spend 1 SuperLike to remove target player from the game.
• Insightful -- Spend 1 SuperLike to learn target player's alignment.
• Comforting -- Spend 1 SuperLike to protect target player from being removed from the game by means other than reaching 0 self-esteem and the vote. This ability also raises that player's self-esteem by 2.
• Egotistical -- Spend 1 SuperLike to gain 4 self-esteem.

Each ability has an equal random chance of being selected per player. This means that there may not be equal distribution of abilities. All players possess an ability, regardless of their alignment. If you want to use an ability, submit your order via PM, same as submitting your swipes for the day.

Different Strokes

In addition to an ability, each player will possess a passive trait that impacts their gameplay. The traits are as follows:

• Thick Skin -- You begin the game with 7 self-esteem, instead of 5.
• Sarcastic -- When you successfully match with a player, they lose 1 self-esteem.
• Gregarious -- When you successfully match with another Gregarious player, you both gain 1 self-esteem.
• Charming -- When you successfully match with another player, they gain 1 self-esteem.
• Thirsty -- You are allowed to swipe right on all your matches, if you so desire.

Each trait has an equal random chance of being selected per player. This means that there may not be equal distribution of traits. All players possess a trait, regardless of their alignment.

Alignments

For this first test game, only two alignments exist: Lonely Hearts and Trolls. The Lonely Heart role PM:

You're a Lonely Heart!

You win the game when all Trolls are eliminated from the game.

Introducing Phallatars

I'm test-running a new system in this game that I'm calling Phallatars. Think of it like collectible hats in Team Fortress 2, or collectible cards in Magic: The Gathering. Essentially, Phallatars are collectible, cosmetic items that have no effect on your in-game abilities, but can be used to represent you graphically in the game. This could come in handy later when I run some games with location-based mechanics, such as dungeon-crawling and distributed information. For this game, when you receive your 4 matches, they'll be accompanied by that player's chosen Phallatar as a "profile pic".

Each player, upon sign-up, will receive a booster pack of 5 Phallatars from this game's set and may choose prior to the end of Day 1 which one they wish to "equip" for this game. In addition, the unlucky player who gets voted out on Day 1 will receive an additional booster pack to soften the blow.

At the end of the game, each player will receive one additional Phallatar for their collection. This Phallatar will be different depending on whether you won or lost.

You may trade Phallatars to other players, either for other Phallatars or for in-game favors, though no such deals will be considered binding with regards to the in-game favor. That is to say, if you trade one away in exchange for the other player agreeing to vig your nemesis, I will not enforce that half of the agreement -- only the Phallatar transfer.

Here's a list of the Phallatars available in this game:

COMMON PHALLATARS
Winking Face Emoji
Zipped-Up Face Emoji
Tongue Emoji
Thinking Face Emoji
Thumbs-Down Emoji
Thumbs-Up Emoji
Neutral Face Emoji
Middle Finger Emoji
Lying Face Emoji
Grimacing Face Emoji
Kitchen Knife Emoji
Kissing Face Emoji
Grinning Face Emoji
Frowning Face Emoji
Angry Face Emoji
Flexed Biceps Emoji
Face With Stuck-Out Tongue Emoji
Ear of Corn Emoji
Expressionless Face Emoji
Drooling Face Emoji
Dog Face Emoji
Cucumber Emoji
Cat Face Emoji
Crying Face Emoji
Bomb Emoji
Confused Face Emoji

UNCOMMON PHALLATARS
Wolf Face Emoji
Victory Hand Emoji
Vulcan Salute Emoji
Taco Emoji
Rainbow Flag Emoji
Sweat Droplets Emoji
Pregnant Woman Emoji
OK Hand Emoji
Monkey Face Emoji
Lollipop Emoji
Honey Pot Emoji
Hot Dog Emoji
Banana Emoji
Kiss Mark Emoji
Fox Face Emoji

RARE PHALLATARS
Peach Emoji
Unicorn Emoji
Speak No Evil Emoji
Eggplant Emoji
Pile of Poo Emoji
See No Evil Emoji
Hear No Evil Emoji

Clarifications

Order of actions?

Swipes & Vote -> SuperLike Actions -> Mafia Kill

Activity requirements?

You lose 1 self-esteem for each match that you don't submit a swipe for, and 1 self-esteem for not voting after Day 1. There are, technically, no activity requirements.

So what are you waiting for?

Swipe right to sign up!

WACriminal

Current Players:

1. Grunt's Ghosts
2. LostNinja
3. Brody
4. discrider
5. Preda
6. Sir Fabulous
7. Ringo
8. kime
9. AustinP0027
10. corvidae
11. Lucedes
12. 38thDoe
13. Mikey CTS
14. Virgil_Leads_You
15. MrTLicious
16. MagicPrime
17. Justice4Pluto
18. Baidol
19. MrBlarney
20. vagrant_winds
21. Cythraul

Reserves:

1. Premium
Phallatar Collections

Grunt's Ghosts

I don't want to be lonely no more.

Moridin889

Hmmm prisoners dilemma, and phalla. Sounds intriguing, but I have so little time.

But hats......

LostNinja

Love Me!

Please...

Brody

Me!

discrider

This picture is me I swear!

Preda

Searching for true love!

Sir Fabulous

I am a:

[ ]Man [ ]Woman [✓]Other (Please Specify) - Squid

Looking for a:

[✓]Man [✓]Woman [✓]Other (Please Specify) - Squid

For:

[ ]Long-term Dating [ ] Casual Sex [✓] Betrayal and Backstabbing

Sir Fabulous

I hear that if you collect all the rare Phallatars, you can assemble Exodia, the Forbidden Emoji and win the game instantly.

Ringo

Yeah.... YEAH!

kime

This looks interesting

WACriminal

A link to everyone's Phallatar collections has been added to the second post. Collections aren't private knowledge, so feel free to browse other people's collections if you're interested in trading.

discrider

WACriminal wrote: »

A link to everyone's Phallatar collections has been added to the second post. Collections aren't private knowledge, so feel free to browse other people's collections if you're interested in trading.

Time to grind emojis by resigning and signing up again over and over before the game starts.

AustinP0027

Tinder? I barely knew her!

WACriminal

discrider wrote: »

WACriminal wrote: »

A link to everyone's Phallatar collections has been added to the second post. Collections aren't private knowledge, so feel free to browse other people's collections if you're interested in trading.

Time to grind emojis by resigning and signing up again over and over before the game starts.

I'm not sure how this is even supposed to work.

Brody

Having read the OP, this game looks amazing and hilarious.

corvidae

I want to make sure grunts ghosts stays lonely.

Lucedes

don't want to miss out on these sweet emoji

WACriminal

For reference, if the program I'm using works correctly, each item in your booster pack has a 60% chance of pulling from the common list, 30% from the uncommons, and 10% from the rares. Some of y'all are rolling SUPER lucky.

Grunt's Ghosts

corvidae wrote: »

I want to make sure grunts ghosts stays lonely.

As long as we sit in hell together, I'll never be lonely.

Lucedes

WACriminal wrote: »

For reference, if the program I'm using works correctly, each item in your booster pack has a 60% chance of pulling from the common list, 30% from the uncommons, and 10% from the rares. Some of y'all are rolling SUPER lucky.

luck is my main stat :so_raven:

discrider

Lucedes wrote: »

WACriminal wrote: »

For reference, if the program I'm using works correctly, each item in your booster pack has a 60% chance of pulling from the common list, 30% from the uncommons, and 10% from the rares. Some of y'all are rolling SUPER lucky.

luck is my main stat :so_raven:

That said, these are the sorts of distributions I would expect from the odds.

corvidae

Grunt's Ghosts wrote: »

corvidae wrote: »

I want to make sure grunts ghosts stays lonely.

As long as we sit in hell together, I'll never be lonely.

i'm married. i belong to someone else. i'll never be yours.


and honestly, if we were the last 2 humans alive....... i'd know, deep in my heart of hearts.....

i could do better.

discrider

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Grunt's Ghosts

corvidae wrote: »

Grunt's Ghosts wrote: »

corvidae wrote: »

I want to make sure grunts ghosts stays lonely.

As long as we sit in hell together, I'll never be lonely.

i'm married. i belong to someone else. i'll never be yours.


and honestly, if we were the last 2 humans alive....... i'd know, deep in my heart of hearts.....

i could do better.

https://youtu.be/aNnHYnAOYOE

38thDoe

Been waiting a long time for another Final Fantasy phalla.

WACriminal

That's ~48 hours of sign-ups and 12 players so far. Anybody got the batsignal list?

Mikey CTS

Netflix and chill?

AustinP0027

Batsignal going out (sorry for anyone who gets pinged who has already signed up).

@Ardor
@Baidol
@Zombie Hero
@corvidae
@Phyphor
@JusticeforPluto
@kime
@MrTLicious
@Virgil_Leads_You
@Gizzy
@Sir Fabulous
@Cythraul
@Grunt's Ghosts
@H3Knuckles
@Mikey CTS
@Brody
@LostNinja
@premium
@Assuran
@discrider
@MagicPrime
@Preda
@cj iwakura
@Moridin889
@Arasaki
@Infidel
@Megafrost
@Ringo
@Auralynx
@vagrant_winds
@JayKaos
@Retaba
@Buddha73

Virgil_Leads_You

Available

MrTLicious

I look forward to breaking this

Cythraul

Gone most of the week for work again, don't wanna be the inactive one EVERY game so put me in as a Reserve for now.

MagicPrime

Just swipe everybody... want to cast a wiiiide net.

Unknown

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Baidol

Still haven't read the OP yet.

MrBlarney

I can't promise a high level of activity, but sure, I'll swipe right. It's got some interesting mechanics to try and fiddle around with...

vagrant_winds

And after all this time that you still owe
You're still the good-for-nothing I don't know
So take your gloves and get out
Better get out
While you can

Cythraul

Work trip is done early, move me to full signup!

premium

i will reserve because i am too busy to even sleep right now

WACriminal

Eh...been doing sign-ups for over a week, I think I'm just gonna kickstart this puppy with the current sign-ups.

Working on getting everything pulled together for a Day 1, will update soon.