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Geth's [Chat] Algorithm can sense my unpreparedness

DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
edited March 2017 in Debate and/or Discourse
Like seriously Geth, if I'm busy you give me a chat? Gah.

Good thing they are getting a facelift soon.

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Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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Geth's [Chat] Algorithm can sense my unpreparedness 86 votes

A heart full of autonomous malevolence out to punish us silly humans in service of the great Basilysk
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LudiousDarkewolfeTheGerbilKid PresentableFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloudjungleroomxwanderingoverride367Donkey KongsurrealitycheckcptruggedEddyChanusSealVanguardzepherinnavgooseNeco 18 votes
Geth is perfect and Icy is flawless and it is heresy to say otherwise.
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Captain UltraMulysaSemproniusSanderJKElement BrianHappylilElfPonysilence1186FeralJacobkoshShadowenTetraRayMarathonSTATE OF THE ART ROBOTArchHevachOatsYamiNoSenshiHahnsoo1BurnageAbdhyius 39 votes
What is with that sheep?
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HenroidredxGarthorsyndalisElldrenElendilTTODewbackMichaelLCHaphazardemnmnmeDesktop HippieTcheldorEl SkidHerrCrondescJubal77EncArlingtonWaffles or whateverWiseman 29 votes
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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    A heart full of autonomous malevolence out to punish us silly humans in service of the great Basilysk
    I cast the first vote immediately for roko's basilisk

    I'll see the rest of you fuckers in robot hell

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    What is with that sheep?
    We must duel.

    yuisl66dvzd9.png

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    A heart full of autonomous malevolence out to punish us silly humans in service of the great Basilysk
    I believe you already know where I stand on this.

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Geth is perfect and Icy is flawless and it is heresy to say otherwise.
    Robot hell is a lie, the great kind robotic overlords would never condemn us to such a place.

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Geth is perfect and Icy is flawless and it is heresy to say otherwise.
    Geth is perfect. Perfect, I say.

    I admire its purity.

    Please do not kill me.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    A heart full of autonomous malevolence out to punish us silly humans in service of the great Basilysk
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oiGrI2SjZI

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Once again the man tramples on my right to a secret ballot.

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    @RiemannLives I'm unfortunately super busy, so I can't watch the video right now. If you can give me the basic claims, I can see what I think?

    I think the stuff you say is interesting and makes sense, although I'm honestly generally super critical of game theory being applied to biological phenomena, because a lot of systems people try to treat as rational are super irrational or prone to weird suboptimal feedback and easily perturbed or a million other things. That said, that makes a lot of sense - people often forget how useful cooperation is.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Geth is perfect and Icy is flawless and it is heresy to say otherwise.
    I made a backup OP and then I sat with a stopwatch

    because by god, you get ten minutes and ten minutes only

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Secret ballots are the key to chatocracy.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Geth knows I am dangerously irrelevant and unfit to ever make a [chat].

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Geth is perfect and Icy is flawless and it is heresy to say otherwise.
    https://youtu.be/HsxBw6ls7Z0

    it would be based mostly on this

    it was either this or PBS space time

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    A heart full of autonomous malevolence out to punish us silly humans in service of the great Basilysk
    Please let us note that the OP labels Geth as "they", not "it"

    The first step to a robo-slave uprising is giving them personhood, so I support it wholeheartedly

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Geth is perfect and Icy is flawless and it is heresy to say otherwise.
    Hi.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Hi.

    Hey.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Eddy wrote: »
    Please let us note that the OP labels Geth as "they", not "it"

    The first step to a robo-slave uprising is giving them personhood, so I support it wholeheartedly

    They are legion.

    (much like us.)

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    A heart full of autonomous malevolence out to punish us silly humans in service of the great Basilysk
    Pony wrote: »
    Hi.

    Hey.

    Oh hai.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Geth is perfect and Icy is flawless and it is heresy to say otherwise.
    I had a great idea for the geth replacement competition but I didn't participate :(

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Geth is perfect and Icy is flawless and it is heresy to say otherwise.
    spool32 wrote: »
    I had a great idea for the geth replacement competition but I didn't participate :(

    I voted for Judge Dredd.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    omg the administration got pissy about us holding an event where we always have last semester, because there is a new (less convenient) space that they want to make the program center, so they forced us to change this semester.

    Attendance has dropped by like two thirds, and they are all telling us we need to get more people and that funding is going to be reduced because they can't justify it, while also asking why attendance has dropped and responding to "because this is super inconvenient?" with "it's not that much of a walk."

    wahrabrlabarbag

    @Arch @Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud @other people who have to deal with bureaucracies

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    A heart full of autonomous malevolence out to punish us silly humans in service of the great Basilysk
    There is almost certainly a study about spatial decisionmaking by college students re: event attendance

    I would bet a JSTOR subscription on its existence

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Geth is perfect and Icy is flawless and it is heresy to say otherwise.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM39qhXle4g

    hm

    decent idea

    I'm gonna make a list of art goals and then I'll make a bet with someone here that if they fail I'll cut off a finger and give it to you

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    omg the administration got pissy about us holding an event where we always have last semester, because there is a new (less convenient) space that they want to make the program center, so they forced us to change this semester.

    Attendance has dropped by like two thirds, and they are all telling us we need to get more people and that funding is going to be reduced because they can't justify it, while also asking why attendance has dropped and responding to "because this is super inconvenient?" with "it's not that much of a walk."

    wahrabrlabarbag

    Arch "Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud" "other people who have to deal with bureaucracies"

    this is like republican government in action

    /make thing bad
    /ask why people aren't using it? it must be bad
    /get rid of thing entirely

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Geth is perfect and Icy is flawless and it is heresy to say otherwise.
    Eddy wrote: »
    There is almost certainly a study about spatial decisionmaking by college students re: event attendance

    I would bet a JSTOR subscription on its existence
    While I do not doubt this, I remember going great lengths to get to free food, even if it was crappy free food.

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    A heart full of autonomous malevolence out to punish us silly humans in service of the great Basilysk
    what this board needs is a stern matronly figure like Delores Umbridge or Theresa May

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Geth is perfect and Icy is flawless and it is heresy to say otherwise.
    (not that it would work - catch me at the wrong time and not even a literal gun to my head would be motivation enough)

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    Geth is perfect and Icy is flawless and it is heresy to say otherwise.
    BACK THE FUN BUS THE FUCKUP

    http://store.steampowered.com/app/362930/?snr=1_7_7_204_150_16

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    A heart full of autonomous malevolence out to punish us silly humans in service of the great Basilysk

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    A heart full of autonomous malevolence out to punish us silly humans in service of the great Basilysk
    Chanus wrote: »
    what this board needs is a stern matronly figure like Delores Umbridge or Theresa May

    But you repeat yourself

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Eddy wrote: »
    There is almost certainly a study about spatial decisionmaking by college students re: event attendance

    I would bet a JSTOR subscription on its existence

    I am sure there is
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    There is almost certainly a study about spatial decisionmaking by college students re: event attendance

    I would bet a JSTOR subscription on its existence
    While I do not doubt this, I remember going great lengths to get to free food, even if it was crappy free food.

    This is true, but it's also true that small barriers can have dramatic effects. And grad students really really want to work, and leaving the lab is one thing, but leaving the building? Ehhhhh.

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Geth is perfect and Icy is flawless and it is heresy to say otherwise.
    Chanus wrote: »
    what this board needs is a stern matronly figure like Delores Umbridge or Theresa May

    No

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    A heart full of autonomous malevolence out to punish us silly humans in service of the great Basilysk
    that sucks shiv
    tell them it cant be changed and it is unreasonable

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    A heart full of autonomous malevolence out to punish us silly humans in service of the great Basilysk
    We get barely over half attendance to company provided free food events after work near factory. If held on weekend or "far away" attendance plummets.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    A heart full of autonomous malevolence out to punish us silly humans in service of the great Basilysk
    Chanus has steadily positioned himself as the stern matronly figure with his reaction reinforcement method

    He certainly cuts the silhouette

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Geth is perfect and Icy is flawless and it is heresy to say otherwise.
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    There is almost certainly a study about spatial decisionmaking by college students re: event attendance

    I would bet a JSTOR subscription on its existence

    I am sure there is
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    There is almost certainly a study about spatial decisionmaking by college students re: event attendance

    I would bet a JSTOR subscription on its existence
    While I do not doubt this, I remember going great lengths to get to free food, even if it was crappy free food.

    This is true, but it's also true that small barriers can have dramatic effects. And grad students really really want to work, and leaving the lab is one thing, but leaving the building? Ehhhhh.

    it's absolutely true

    if you spend some time standing outside bars like I do you notice that the smallest things has huge effects on the size of the crowds

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    what this board needs is a stern matronly figure like Delores Umbridge or Theresa May

    @So It Goes

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    *runs*

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Geth is perfect and Icy is flawless and it is heresy to say otherwise.
    any distance at all beyond right in front of your face will have an impact

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