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Oh no there is a test today in [chat] and you forgot to study

CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
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Quick. Maybe you can cram some stuff in before it starts.
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Wait no, the proctor is handing out the test.

50 questions in 5 minutes?
*scribbles*
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One minute left? Crap. You will just repeat the question as a statement and hope that counts for something.

Oh no, You are not wearing any pants!

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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2017
    I appreciate this chat

    Hahnsoo1 on
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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    In my day, [chat] would have been back and up to page 3 by now. You newbs are all worthless.

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Kakos don't blame Janeway for Brannon Braga being unable to think of a good way to end the series.

    Happiness is within reach!
  • SealSeal Registered User regular
    Then you realize you've forgotten to go to class for a particular course all semester, then you wake up in a cold sweat.

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    In my day, [chat] would have been back and up to page 3 by now. You newbs are all worthless.

    But then you'd have to deal with the fallout of the internecine chat thread wars before one thread asserted dominance.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Kakos don't blame Janeway for Brannon Braga being unable to think of a good way to end the series.

    Janeway is the result of Braga's shitty writing throughout the series, so I will blame her.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    That this chat is not a multiple choice question is a failure reflective of the lack of your moral fortitude

    I don't like the look of the poll answers above the posts.

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Seal wrote: »
    Then you realize you've forgotten to go to class for a particular course all semester, then you wake up in a cold sweat.

    I graduated college 7 years ago. I still get "missed presentation" nightmares. I'm beginning to think that the department strategy of making our time there intentionally hellish may have had some downsides.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    In my day, [chat] would have been back and up to page 3 by now. You newbs are all worthless.

    But then you'd have to deal with the fallout of the internecine chat thread wars before one thread asserted dominance.

    Nah. The designated thread starter was whoever had the first post at page 100. Or was it last post of 99? I can't remember. But there was one true thread starter and no one questioned who it was.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    In my day, [chat] would have been back and up to page 3 by now. You newbs are all worthless.

    I use the break between [chat]s to masturbate

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    @Elki was Chu gaoled because it wasn't his or because he posted one at all?

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Apo has some exquisitely lit photos of his penis he can't wait to share

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    In my day, [chat] would have been back and up to page 3 by now. You newbs are all worthless.

    But then you'd have to deal with the fallout of the internecine chat thread wars before one thread asserted dominance.

    Nah. The designated thread starter was whoever had the first post at page 100. Or was it last post of 99? I can't remember. But there was one true thread starter and no one questioned who it was.
    And that's how the war between the 99bots and top100s grew long and bloody

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    back in my day it'd be page 103 and we'd be shitposting about anime

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Kakos don't blame Janeway for Brannon Braga being unable to think of a good way to end the series.
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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I've made 6 [chat]s, 4 of which I was actually chosen for >_>

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Oh Geth

    You're so adorable now

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I think I mentioned yesterday I had a dream about getting married and I couldn't find a suit to wear.

    That left me dealing with anxiety and dread pretty much all day.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Also the one I made in March 2016 was the night before I went into the hospital for like a month!

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    In my day, [chat] would have been back and up to page 3 by now. You newbs are all worthless.

    But then you'd have to deal with the fallout of the internecine chat thread wars before one thread asserted dominance.

    Nah. The designated thread starter was whoever had the first post at page 100. Or was it last post of 99? I can't remember. But there was one true thread starter and no one questioned who it was.
    And that's how the war between the 99bots and top100s grew long and bloody

    It was 99 bot. I think my record was six chats in a row.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    No wait, that time was only like a week, I think

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    All hail the true chat

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Why would you go to a three dollar buffet

    That sounds like asking for food poisoning

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Why would you go to a three dollar buffet

    That sounds like asking for food poisoning

    You want to eat a lot and lose weight?

  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    In my day, [chat] would have been back and up to page 3 by now. You newbs are all worthless.

    I use the break between [chat]s to masturbate

    I should have done that. Now I want to masturbate. Thanks a lot.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    In my day, [chat] would have been back and up to page 3 by now. You newbs are all worthless.

    I use the break between [chat]s to masturbate

    I should have done that. Now I want to masturbate. Thanks a lot.

    I've adapted to the latest [chat] meta, that's all. You'll catch up!

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    Why would you go to a three dollar buffet

    That sounds like asking for food poisoning

    You want to eat a lot and lose weight?

    I ate a whole pizza the other day and threw up like 20 minutes later

    It was perfect

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    @So It Goes help! There's too many [chat] threads and the blind are leading the blind, can you come smash us together?

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    couscous has the right of way

    all I can offer . . . . .


    IS AMERICA'S GREATEST LEGACY

  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    couscous has the right of way

    all I can offer . . . . .


    IS AMERICA'S GREATEST LEGACY

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    someone had to go and post Jessica Rabbit and now I'm aroused

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Hey you know how I said the other day was 15 months since I last drank, which is pretty cool?

    It also marked 6 months since I was last in the hospital!

    Neat. Neat neat neat.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    someone had to go and post Jessica Rabbit and now I'm aroused

    here ya go!

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Someone had to go and post a different Jessica Rabbit and now I'm no longer aroused.

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hey you know how I said the other day was 15 months since I last drank, which is pretty cool?

    It also marked 6 months since I was last in the hospital!

    Neat. Neat neat neat.

    What is up in narwhal world now?

    fuck gendered marketing
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I am watching the Rockies blow a rather large lead again in the 5th/6th.

    Also in a small amount of pain.

    Sleep should be soon though.

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Apo has some exquisitely lit photos of his penis he can't wait to share
    My Dick: The IMAX Experience

    Happiness is within reach!
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I am watching the Rockies blow a rather large lead again in the 5th/6th.

    Also in a small amount of pain.

    Sleep should be soon though.

    Perchance to dream

    fuck gendered marketing
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    BTW I love mlb.tv. I split it with my dad. So I have both the Cards vs. Cubs and the Rockies vs. Brewers.

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