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Litigiousness, Thy Name Is Shutts

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Cool.

    I don't have any plans next weekend, but I will also be out of goofballs by then. Hopefully I would need them because my headache will be gone and if it's not gone I have to go see another docotor.

    Without goofballs, it's just regular rape.

    And that's just boring.

    yeah, sorry man. I'll let ya know if I end up on more goofballs.

    Keep me on speed dial.

    And keep your pants off. :winky:

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    edited April 2007
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  • Reverend sPiteReverend sPite Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Comic artists don't usually have the money or the need to pursue high-profile suits. Companies like Midway, on the other hand... and that was absolutely blatant theft (allegedly) are usually much more protective of their IP and have the funds to make it hurt.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wow, it is taking way more effort to type right now than I really care to put out so I think I'm gonna try to make it to bed.

    I need to get rested for waffles tomorrow.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    robble, robble
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    Rommel, Rommel
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Comic artists don't usually have the money or the need to pursue high-profile suits. Companies like Midway, on the other hand... and that was absolutely blatant theft (allegedly) are usually much more protective of their IP and have the funds to make it hurt.

    Did you just say that Marvel and D.C comics don't have money

    or are uninterested in protecting their IP

    because that is who the original works belong to

    not to the artists

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    You amateurs.

    Mao so had it going on.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Hitler was a dick

    Goebbels is where it's at, dogg
    fuck yeah force-poisoning his kids

    Would you seriously have wanted to be one of Goebbels' kids after WW2?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    gobble, gobble, gobble
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    Goebbels, Goebbels, Goebbels
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  • Reverend sPiteReverend sPite Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    But we are the Nazis apparently :!:
    Nice try, pulling that WE crap. Did I quote anyone else in that reply? No. Did I specifically call you a Nazi? No. In fact, I pretty plainly inferred that specifically YOU, Scarlet St., were the french. :P Don't try to get an us vs. them fight going. It's already lost. Nobody knows me here, so I'm automatically "Them".

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    SHUT THE FUCK UP

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    edited April 2007
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    my hands started shaking and i lost my balance and fell to the ground. lying on my stomach i started shaking and could not control my body. it was a seizure, and it had struck from out of nowhere. with no warning, there wasnt much i could do to save the glass of water i was holding. the crash of the glass got the attention of my dog who was in the other room. 'get my brother. get kevin' i tried to say, but the words came out muffled and the dog probably wouldnt have understood anyway. my seizure was clearly confusing to the dog, who started sniffing at me and licking my face to try to bring me back to normal. when this didnt work, it stared blankly at my shaking body for a while before walking around behind me where it mounted my waist and proceeded to get to business. 'oh you fucking mutt' i thought, helpless to do anything to stop it. five minutes passed, me shaking on the ground, the dog humping away at a potentially dangerous area. i tried again to tell the dog to get off, but my lack of mouth control meant that nothing but a series of moans could be heard. just then, my brother kevin walked in...



    daaaaaaaaaamn

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    rev, you're hells of dumb for even trying to bring up the nazi thing.

    it's not an us vs. them thing

    it's a smart vs. dumb thing.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Damn it knob, those are god damn funny as shit

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    when they came for the ham sandwiches, i did not speak out






    i was not a ham sandwich

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    edited April 2007
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    epileptic dogsex

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  • Reverend sPiteReverend sPite Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Did you just say that Marvel and D.C comics don't have money

    or are uninterested in protecting their IP

    because that is who the original works belong to

    not to the artists
    I'm saying the publishing houses have dealt with crap like that before and usually it just results in enough emberassment and lost face to ALL the artists involved that they tend to handle it in a very under-the-table manner. Otherwise, the constant "He stole my shit" arguments would make it really hard to maintain a respectable label. And no, until very recently with all the crazy-ass movies and merchandising, I can't say that I think they could warrant multimillion-dollar suits. This guy, on the other hand, is definitely making enough that many of the companies and artists involved can recognize the lost profit potential.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    huh that's a pretty good name for a funk band

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Or a cocktail.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    huh that's a pretty good name for any band

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    bartender, get me a scotch and water, two slippery nipples, and an epileptic dogsex

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    damn that is a good name for a cocktail

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    But we are the Nazis apparently :!:
    Nice try, pulling that WE crap. Did I quote anyone else in that reply? No. Did I specifically call you a Nazi? No. In fact, I pretty plainly inferred that specifically YOU, Scarlet St., were the french. :P Don't try to get an us vs. them fight going. It's already lost. Nobody knows me here, so I'm automatically "Them".

    No, you didn't infer, you implied.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man tfs i didnt wanna be blatant but actually the dog is sexing her

    the moans were not 'get off me' moans

    for the last 3 minutes the seizure is over but she is still moving

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Whatever is in it, it sounds unequivocally foul.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    an epileptic dogsex is kahlua, blue maui, and tomato juice served in a water balloon

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I was right.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'd drink it

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    oh my god the thought of tomato juice and kahlua is making me a little ill

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ew jesus knob

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  • Reverend sPiteReverend sPite Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Damn. You win. :|

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Damn. You win. :|

    That's totally all I needed to hear.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The water balloon is tied shut so you have to poke a hole in it and suck it out.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    The water balloon is tied shut so you have to poke a hole in it and suck it out.

    okay, an epileptic dogsex has to be something else

    because i think it's better if we call this one a Gay Vampire

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sam's ego has been assuaged

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    The water balloon is tied shut so you have to poke a hole in it and suck it out.

    okay, an epileptic dogsex has to be something else

    because i think it's better if we call this one a Gay Vampire

    Yeah, I like this idea better.

    I mean it's still a terrible drink but it's a sound concept.

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