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You know it's poop [chat]. What is best poop?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
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    Ludious wrote: »
    Chanus, quick, start a war with Podly then suddenly your thread will become "chatsidential" and no one will question your ties to Poopin

    anyone know where i can buy 50 or so tomahawk missiles on the cheap

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    My students are currently setting up Windows clusters. No guidance was given for what to name them. So far I have "Penis" and "WindowsShit". *sigh*

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    What have you all done

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    If your poops float your diet is most likely too high in fat.

    my toilet water is pure mercury

    You tell me this now?

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Footlong Floater
    Burnage wrote: »
    What have you all done

    We do God's work, my son

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    Footlong Floater
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Chanus, quick, start a war with Podly then suddenly your thread will become "chatsidential" and no one will question your ties to Poopin

    anyone know where i can buy 50 or so tomahawk missiles on the cheap

    Some airfield in Syria

    Edit: slightly used

    Six on
    can you feel the struggle within?
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Footlong Floater
    Six wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Chanus, quick, start a war with Podly then suddenly your thread will become "chatsidential" and no one will question your ties to Poopin

    anyone know where i can buy 50 or so tomahawk missiles on the cheap

    Some airfield in Syria

    rekt

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Green Apple Splatters
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Chanus, quick, start a war with Podly then suddenly your thread will become "chatsidential" and no one will question your ties to Poopin

    anyone know where i can buy 50 or so tomahawk missiles on the cheap

    ask @Jubal77. I hear you need reservations

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    If your poops float your diet is most likely too high in fat.

    my toilet water is pure mercury

    You tell me this now?

    strong enough to flush a weak baby shark so be careful

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Finely Snipped Cubic Cylinders
    Why isn't one of the poll options "Like two log trucks collided at an intersection killing 12"

    Bless your heart.
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Other/I Don't Know
    Pony you biased as fuck.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    back just in time

    http://leonidas-res.com
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I want an arcade machine and a pinball table in my eventual super mansion.

    Preferably a Time Crisis 2 machine. Maybe a Gauntlet Legends. And pinball. Of some sort, not as picky on that one.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Footlong Floater
    I ... I see

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    If your poops float your diet is most likely too high in fat.

    my toilet water is pure mercury

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvVaaZ21C44

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
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    I get the feeling that the chat threads are about to be taken away...

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    If you took a bucked of mercury and threw it at someone, you'd hurt your back probably.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I am not voting on poop.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Havelock2.0 wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    What have you all done

    We do God's work, my son

    HeresyStamp.png

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Footlong Floater
    Aioua wrote: »
    If you took a bucked of mercury and threw it at someone, you'd hurt your back probably.

    what if it was a very small bucket

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
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    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    speaking of poop, Iron Fist is a thing

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Footlong Floater
    Chanus wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    If you took a bucked of mercury and threw it at someone, you'd hurt your back probably.

    what if it was a very small bucket

    Then it would be a cup.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Footlong Floater
    Podly just went rogue

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
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    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I want an arcade machine and a pinball table in my eventual super mansion.

    Preferably a Time Crisis 2 machine. Maybe a Gauntlet Legends. And pinball. Of some sort, not as picky on that one.

    Why would you stop at 1 each?

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    If you took a bucked of mercury and threw it at someone, you'd hurt your back probably.

    a bucket of mercury would weight, like, 500 pounds

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Footlong Floater
    [Chat] died as it lived

    Endlessly shitting

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Other/I Don't Know
    JABRONI

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Havelock2.0 wrote: »
    [Chat] died as it lived

    Endlessly shitting

    if it's good enough for Elvis, it's good enough for all of us

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Footlong Floater
    Aioua wrote: »
    If you took a bucked of mercury and threw it at someone, you'd hurt your back probably.

    rotate.gif

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b_8iy7QCxg

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Other/I Don't Know
    I chose I don't know because sometimes I am in the mood for one, sometimes the other.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
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    Atomika wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    If you took a bucked of mercury and threw it at someone, you'd hurt your back probably.

    a bucket of mercury would weight, like, 500 pounds

    a pepsi can full of mercury weighs almost 11 pounds

    that would sure suck to get thrown at you

    override367 on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Green Apple Splatters
    Atomika wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    If you took a bucked of mercury and threw it at someone, you'd hurt your back probably.

    a bucket of mercury would weight, like, 500 pounds

    how about drops of jupiter

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Other/I Don't Know
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Chanus I will be playing this pinball table today

    d2e4yyu6219j.jpg

    @STATE OF THE ART ROBOT @chanus WAIT ARE YOU AT A PINBALLZ THOSE ARE ONLY IN AUSTIN ARE YOU IN AUSTIN

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Finely Snipped Cubic Cylinders
    all my hats are coated in mercury

    Bless your heart.
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Other/I Don't Know
    you son of a bitch i know exactly where you are

    *predator vision activates*

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Frown.

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Footlong Floater
    Castle prefers soupy goopy

    He just won't cop to it

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Footlong Floater
    This chat is a phony

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