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jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered User regular
Oh boy I wasn't even ready for this.

I blew my [chat] load sneaking it from someone else.

So, uh, here's Patrick Stewart and his rescued pit bull, Ginger. I don't know which one is more adorable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkXs1v0auNw

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    You reacted quickly and decisively to forestall a succession crisis. Well done

    *Hides dagger*

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    patrick and ginger are the best.

    Bless your heart.
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    did he adopt her fully yet

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    I HAD TO WATCH THE WEST WING, NOW YOU MUST SUFFER TOO.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM1Vt6MyKj0

    Edith Upwards on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Geth, recycle the thread on page 100.

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Jacobkosh. Thread will be recycled after 100 pages.

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    did he adopt her fully yet

    I think so. I hope so.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Geth, kick @Houn from the thread.

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Jacobkosh. @Houn banned from this thread.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    edited April 2017
    The new Amazon Fire Stick comes out May 12th
    This would be a great birthday present for any green lizard people you may know that have a May birthday
    Just in case anyone fits that description

    TTODewback on
    Bless your heart.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Good morning my fellow dooms and glooms!

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Huh Jeff from Giant Bomb is on assignment at the Hoover Dam.

    What the hell is someone showing off at the Hoover Dam? Like I guess it could be a new Fallout game?

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    I went back through and watched Rick and Morty a second time. That show is even more genius when you go through it again.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Photography Raptor

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Oh yeah Nexus.

    I was Rock in OW last night (the Sombra).

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »

    Yeah every time

    He zooms ahead to a commanding lead and then for no real reason stops completely, sets up a coyote-worthy trap, and waits

    I think he fundamentally misunderstands the concept of racing

    fuck gendered marketing
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I no longer think of "Steamies" when I look at @SummaryJudgment

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Oh yeah Nexus.

    I was Rock in OW last night (the Sombra).

    *gasp*

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Geth recycle the thread on Page 101, post 6 to make up for the gradually increasing amount of Geth requests on Page 1

    I ate an engineer
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    I no longer think of "Steamies" when I look at SummaryJudgment

    It seemed like a good idea at the time

  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Grump, stupid state tax agency. They've had my tax return for a month and haven't gotten my refund back to me yet. The feds took less than two weeks!

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6732-9515-9697
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Should I try and get playoff tix for Thursday?

    fuck gendered marketing
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Grump, stupid state tax agency. They've had my tax return for a month and haven't gotten my refund back to me yet. The feds took less than two weeks!

    States as semi-autonomous administrative sub-districts: Not even once

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Oh yeah Nexus.

    I was Rock in OW last night (the Sombra).

    *gasp*

    Yes, this is the normal reaction.

    *flips hair*

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »

    Yeah every time

    He zooms ahead to a commanding lead and then for no real reason stops completely, sets up a coyote-worthy trap, and waits

    I think he fundamentally misunderstands the concept of racing

    Nah, man. Dastardly was so far ahead of his time it's not even funny.

    Dastardly is a smurf. He's the equivalent of an 8k MMR DOTA streamer who makes an alt to screw around buying nothing but Divine Rapiers on Bounty Hunter, or a competitive Overwatch player going pistol-only Mercy.

    When you're so good that you can pull minutes ahead of the other racers every single race, why not try some fun dumb shit?

    I ate an engineer
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    I wanted to call him back a bit but I felt like folks were reading his posts and not mine

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Grump, stupid state tax agency. They've had my tax return for a month and haven't gotten my refund back to me yet. The feds took less than two weeks!

    I got no money back except for New York which promptly went to pay HR Block and the taxes owed to the feds and NJ

    I owed $13 to the federales

    *spits* this imposition on my liberties

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
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  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Grump, stupid state tax agency. They've had my tax return for a month and haven't gotten my refund back to me yet. The feds took less than two weeks!

    I got no money back except for New York which promptly went to pay HR Block and the taxes owed to the feds and NJ

    I owed $13 to the federales

    *spits* this imposition on my liberties

    Hey mangggggg, at least you're not giving Uncle Sam an interest free loan

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    I could have used that 2k of overpayment over 12 months to buy litecoin

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2017
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Grump, stupid state tax agency. They've had my tax return for a month and haven't gotten my refund back to me yet. The feds took less than two weeks!

    I got no money back except for New York which promptly went to pay HR Block and the taxes owed to the feds and NJ

    I owed $13 to the federales

    *spits* this imposition on my liberties

    Hey mangggggg, at least you're not giving Uncle Sam an interest free loan

    i mean i did, it's just that my payroll dept apparently can't adjust for minor rounding errors in withholdings I guess

    not that this means shit to me anymore since...ahem...let me get my voice together....mi mi mi mi mi....*clears throat*

    FUCK THIS PLACE I'M OUT

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I could have used that 2k of overpayment over 12 months to buy litecoin

    This dogecoin erasure

    wow

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Grump, stupid state tax agency. They've had my tax return for a month and haven't gotten my refund back to me yet. The feds took less than two weeks!

    I got no money back except for New York which promptly went to pay HR Block and the taxes owed to the feds and NJ

    I owed $13 to the federales

    *spits* this imposition on my liberties

    Hey mangggggg, at least you're not giving Uncle Sam an interest free loan

    i mean i did, it's just that my payroll dept apparently can't adjust for minor rounding errors in withholdings I guess

    not that this means shit to me anymore since...ahem...let me get my voice together....mi mi mi mi mi....*clears throat*

    FUCK THIS PLACE I'M OUT

    You leaving hakkes? : (

    fuck gendered marketing
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    I could have used that 2k of overpayment over 12 months to buy litecoin

    This dogecoin erasure

    wow

    They had a damned NASCAR advertisement

    They've gone corporate brah

    Stay woke

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    honestly tho i dont give a shit about loaning money to the government in the form of withheld taxes

    I DO have a problem with tax filings being such a fucking complicated and aggravating process that scummy companies like HR Block can demand your money to make sure you've gone and done it right while they rub your dollars all over their balls and taint like, RIGHT in front of you

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    honestly tho i dont give a shit about loaning money to the government in the form of withheld taxes

    I DO have a problem with tax filings being such a fucking complicated and aggravating process that scummy companies like HR Block can demand your money to make sure you've gone and done it right while they rub your dollars all over their balls and taint like, RIGHT in front of you

    I... uh... think we go to different HR Blocks.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Grump, stupid state tax agency. They've had my tax return for a month and haven't gotten my refund back to me yet. The feds took less than two weeks!

    I got no money back except for New York which promptly went to pay HR Block and the taxes owed to the feds and NJ

    I owed $13 to the federales

    *spits* this imposition on my liberties

    Hey mangggggg, at least you're not giving Uncle Sam an interest free loan

    i mean i did, it's just that my payroll dept apparently can't adjust for minor rounding errors in withholdings I guess

    not that this means shit to me anymore since...ahem...let me get my voice together....mi mi mi mi mi....*clears throat*

    FUCK THIS PLACE I'M OUT

    did the ink dry

    sort of

    I am going on...vacation next week

    and then i shall return and drop the mic

    I just have to collect myself and be zenmaster hakks for the next 3 days

    I dont know if i can make it

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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