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[NFL] Elite Is A State Of Mind

Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplaceShe crawled right inRegistered User regular
edited October 2017 in Social Entropy++
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Well sports fans, that wonderful moment is coming up soon. That's right the NFL draft is upon us. The hot questions are as follows:

- How will Cleveland fuck this up?
- Which Rutgers player will Belichick take in the third round?
- Who will take Joe Mixon? (Please not cincy)
- Will somebody throw a fistful of batteries at Goodell? (Yes)

Needless to say things are heating up. Post all of your reckless speculation in this thread.

4/28/17 Updates
Cleveland took Deshone Kizer.
The Bengals took Joe Mixon.
I don't think the Pats took anyone from Rutgers.......yet.......
No batteries have connected with Goodell.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    don't forget Eli's memorabilia scam

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Sorry. I already forgot about it.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Giants have their first ever Thanksgiving game thus year and they open the season in Dallas.

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    HawkstoneHawkstone Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Somewhere outside of BarstowRegistered User regular
    So is there anyway that the Brown's are so inept as to leave Garrett there for the Niners at #2?

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Hawkstone wrote: »
    So is there anyway that the Brown's are so inept as to leave Garrett there for the Niners at #2?

    As history shows they will do something far dumber

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    Hawkstone wrote: »
    So is there anyway that the Brown's are so inept as to leave Garrett there for the Niners at #2?

    I wouldn't expect the 49ers to take him either

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    Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    The scenario that a lot of people are playing out is the Browns trade their pick/s for Garoppolo
    :rotate:

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    It'll be chalk.

    Garrett goes to Cleveland

    Thomas goes to SF.

    Now, Cleveland might trade up from 12 to grab a QB, but they might not need to.

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    SkwigelfSkwigelf Passed out in a cloud of farts and cigarette smoke.Registered User regular
    49ers have the luxury of going BPA at all their draft spots and potentially filling a need.

    Good job, Jed!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah, there will be a lot of articles about what Cleveland will do with the number one pick but it's all just a smokescreen. They're taking Garrett.

    Unless someone comes along with a just stupid trade offer.

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Yeah, there will be a lot of articles about what Cleveland will do with the number one pick but it's all just a smokescreen. They're taking Garrett.

    Unless someone comes along with a just stupid trade offer.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I think Cleveland can get Garrett at #1 and still get the QB they want at #12.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    I think Cleveland can get Garrett at #1 and still get the QB they want at #12.

    Yeah they'd at minimum get a QB with more potential than they've had in this decade. There's no reason to draft one at #1 or trade up from #12.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    There's barely a QB worth taking in the first round.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    didn't stop the rams

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I keep seeing a Draft Day dvd at the gas station by my house and thinking to myself, surely this is worth five dollars. Right?

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    There's barely a QB worth taking in the first round.

    So you're saying the Jets are drafting a quarterback in the first round?

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I hope Christian Hackenberg never plays a down in the NFL.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2017
    Maximum wrote: »
    There's barely a QB worth taking in the first round.

    So you're saying the Jets are drafting a quarterback in the first round?

    I'm saying that since none of them are worth a first round pick we're going to see 5 quarterbacks drafted.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I hope Christian Hackenberg never plays a down in the NFL.

    Half of me is like this, the other half desperately wants the people saying "why's he still sitting" to see him take two snaps in a game that matters and immediately conclude "oh shit yeah that's why"

    It's been some time since I saw him play the last game at Penn State though, so I admit I'm probably being optimistic in thinking that first snap won't be terrible enough

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Half a dozen teams trade up in an attempt to draft DeShone Kizer. Jon Gruden ejaculates on Trey Wingo's face.

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    Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
    Reuben Foster fails drug test, good times.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    There's a fairly significant portion of Kansas City's fan base that wants us to draft Pat Mahomes.

    KC has 10 picks, and probably don't have the roster space for 10 picks.

    We've worked out all the top QB's. Speculation is that we're candidates to trade up for a QB.

    of course, all that means we're going to draft a defensive end or a guard.

    this QB class doesn't seem all that great.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    It's not. Trubisky is probably the best and I don't even think he's a first rounder.

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    I keep seeing a Draft Day dvd at the gas station by my house and thinking to myself, surely this is worth five dollars. Right?

    5 dollars is a lot to pay for a coaster

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Yeah, the draft being another week away is kinda lame.

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    Fondor_YardsFondor_Yards Elite Four Member: Hydra Registered User regular
    Apparently the Jets invited Jamal Adams to visit and then asked him why he came since they think he'll be drafted before them.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Well the yearly joke of I expect to be taken in high in the draft does work this year seeing the number of picks Cleveland has

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Looking like ADP might be signing with New Orleans. Not sure about that myself, doesn't Mark Ingram still have a fair amount of tread on his tires?

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I already dislike the Saints, so that works for me.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Perhaps they're hoping to have the injuries balance out to where they have one actual runningback at all times.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Honestly, I forgot Mark Ingram was even in the league.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    It's a bad fit too, since ADP is a notoriously awful pass blocker.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    mcp wrote: »
    Honestly, I forgot Mark Ingram was even in the league.

    He had some great fantasy weeks last year.

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    Fondor_YardsFondor_Yards Elite Four Member: Hydra Registered User regular
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Hmmmm apparently there is "mutual interest" between The Giants and Lagarrette Blount.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Yep, Peterson to the Saints on a two year deal.

    He'll be Ingram's backup, apparently.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular

    So it's allegedly that CB out of Ohio State. And apparently his agent is saying they'll only talk about it postdraft? Uh, see you in the udfa column bud

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