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[5E OOC] Before the Darkness - "Who Watches the Poopmen"

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  • The Hanged ManThe Hanged Man Once I ate a pizza so big, they gave me a prize. Then I threw up and they took it back.Registered User regular
    I don’t think I’m going to be able to do this today. Hurricane Lane is squatting right on top of my parent’s house, none of my siblings or I were able to get through to them to check in before it swamped cell coverage completely, and I don’t think I’ve got it in me right now to be at all fun to play with. Especially since I’ve got to get into the right head space to walk back last week’s temper tantrum anyway.

    Talked to my doctor yesterday, upped my anxiety med dosage as high as he has ever proscribed, but because my stupid giant gorilla body is amazing at metabolizing foreign substances for good or for ill, I still get a very marginal effect. So what I think I’m going to do is watch the Muppet Christmas Carol about six times in a row until my mom calls and tells me she’s still alive.

    If you want to play without me, just NPC me. Tusk remembers that his goddamn character sheet says right there that he’s too quick to trust people, extracts a pinky swear from these guys that they won’t be bad any more, and doesn’t decapitate anyone. He makes some fart and booger jokes, he pulls something humorous and unexpected out of his pants, he rages/reckless attacks/great weapon masters if a fight happens. That’s my whole schtick, you have seen behind the curtain now.

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  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    That sucks about your parents man, hope you hear from them soon.

    Last week things went long, and we were so close to coming out on top that it's a wonder everybody didn't go a little nutty at the end.

    I dunno, I take you seriously on some topics and dick rider is your profession
  • RainfallRainfall Dungeon Queen Registered User regular
    Yeah for reals.

    ALSO I fell asleep and just woke up soo...

    The Hanged ManDoobh
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) Stonewall started with a brickRegistered User regular
    I got to nap so I ain't complaining

    hoping your parents find a way to communicate to y'all as soon as possible

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  • RainfallRainfall Dungeon Queen Registered User regular
    Should be on for tonight if everyone else is good?

  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    All good here in the City of Brotherly Love

    I dunno, I take you seriously on some topics and dick rider is your profession
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) Stonewall started with a brickRegistered User regular
    I'm here, I'm ready to party

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  • The Hanged ManThe Hanged Man Once I ate a pizza so big, they gave me a prize. Then I threw up and they took it back.Registered User regular
    Uh, shit, guess I forgot to remind you all that I’m at PAX this week

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  • RainfallRainfall Dungeon Queen Registered User regular
    Uh, shit, guess I forgot to remind you all that I’m at PAX this week

    We remembered, it's fine no worries

    Next week! How's pax?

  • The Hanged ManThe Hanged Man Once I ate a pizza so big, they gave me a prize. Then I threw up and they took it back.Registered User regular
    Just got here half an hour ago. Rooming with Godmode, down by the pier, where it’s an uphill walk in literally any direction. But pretty nice place beyond that.

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    Rainfall
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Just got here half an hour ago. Rooming with Godmode, down by the pier, where it’s an uphill walk in literally any direction. But pretty nice place beyond that.

    You're looking at the downside. Just consider, at the end of the night when you're stumbling back to your room to get a few hours of sleep, it'll all be downhill.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
    The Hanged Man
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) Stonewall started with a brickRegistered User regular
    missed opportunity to act real confused and insist that Scott was there, discord and everything, playing as Tusk

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    RainfallThe Hanged Man
  • The Hanged ManThe Hanged Man Once I ate a pizza so big, they gave me a prize. Then I threw up and they took it back.Registered User regular
    edited September 1
    see317 wrote: »
    Just got here half an hour ago. Rooming with Godmode, down by the pier, where it’s an uphill walk in literally any direction. But pretty nice place beyond that.

    You're looking at the downside. Just consider, at the end of the night when you're stumbling back to your room to get a few hours of sleep, it'll all be downhill.

    This is true, assuming I don’t stumble a block too far and into the sea.
    Doobh wrote: »
    missed opportunity to act real confused and insist that Scott was there, discord and everything, playing as Tusk

    I have already faced my Scottelgänger and consumed his blighted heart. No such chicanery may fool me again!

    The Hanged Man on
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    Doobh
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) Stonewall started with a brickRegistered User regular
    how are you sure that was his real blighted heart

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  • The Hanged ManThe Hanged Man Once I ate a pizza so big, they gave me a prize. Then I threw up and they took it back.Registered User regular
    Doobh wrote: »
    how are you sure that was his real blighted heart

    Tasted right? Heartful? Heartish. Hearty! Mmmmm.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) Stonewall started with a brickRegistered User regular
    so I'm dealing with severe tooth pain rn, I may be a bit more quiet than usual tonight - but I plan on being there

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  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    edited September 6
    How we doing my fine friends?

    *EDIT*

    Outside of your tooth pain Doobh, of course.

    iguanacus on
    I dunno, I take you seriously on some topics and dick rider is your profession
  • RainfallRainfall Dungeon Queen Registered User regular
    I'm gonna be out today, got mad weepies.

    Next week should be good

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) Stonewall started with a brickRegistered User regular
    alright, hopefully tooth stuff will be done by next week

    I would like to chew my food properly

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  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    Rainfall wrote: »
    I'm gonna be out today, got mad weepies.

    Next week should be good
    Doobh wrote: »
    alright, hopefully tooth stuff will be done by next week

    I would like to chew my food properly

    Both of you get well!

    I dunno, I take you seriously on some topics and dick rider is your profession
  • The Hanged ManThe Hanged Man Once I ate a pizza so big, they gave me a prize. Then I threw up and they took it back.Registered User regular
    Sorry you’re both feeling rough. If anyone just wants to chat, I’ll stay in the channel a while

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) Stonewall started with a brickRegistered User regular
    I now weigh two teeth less than I did

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  • The Hanged ManThe Hanged Man Once I ate a pizza so big, they gave me a prize. Then I threw up and they took it back.Registered User regular
    Sounds like a good time. What was the problem?

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  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    Did they give you the good stuff to go home?

    I dunno, I take you seriously on some topics and dick rider is your profession
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) Stonewall started with a brickRegistered User regular
    sadly, no good stuff

    the problem was literal structural damage to the teeth - the point where they couldn't be restored via root canal

    this is what happens when someone struggles to make ends meet for most of their adulthood, and have the gall to bring bad genetics along to boot

    dental care is 'spensive, even with most insurance options

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    RainfallBrainleech
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) Stonewall started with a brickRegistered User regular
    so, I'm gonna hit up my dentist tomorrow but I suspect I got some dry socket going on

    since I have an unusual amount of pain post 48 hours of surgery

    which means I'm just gonna avoid straining my mouth in any way

    we'll see what the phone call tomorrow brings, but I doubt I'll be able to make it, tomorrow

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  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    That sounds awful, hope it goes well today

    I dunno, I take you seriously on some topics and dick rider is your profession
    The Hanged ManDoobh
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) Stonewall started with a brickRegistered User regular
    feeling more positive about my pain today

    gonna push myself a little and commit to the game tonight

    see y'all there

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    MeldingThe Hanged ManRainfall
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) Stonewall started with a brickRegistered User regular
    angus having a family of all beef related names is some dragonball grade bullshit, I just realized

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  • The Hanged ManThe Hanged Man Once I ate a pizza so big, they gave me a prize. Then I threw up and they took it back.Registered User regular
    Downloaded the free version of the Neverwinter MMO last night and made Tusk. The secret trick to getting him right was cranking all the body sliders as high as they would go.

    Unfortunately, they don't actually have a Barbarian class, and the Great Weapon Fighter is still wearing a chain mail suit even if you strip off all the armor pieces, so long as you're in a combat zone. So his customary shirtless anthropomorphic meatball look is only a go in towns.

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    Rainfall
  • RainfallRainfall Dungeon Queen Registered User regular
    Downloaded the free version of the Neverwinter MMO last night and made Tusk. The secret trick to getting him right was cranking all the body sliders as high as they would go.

    Unfortunately, they don't actually have a Barbarian class, and the Great Weapon Fighter is still wearing a chain mail suit even if you strip off all the armor pieces, so long as you're in a combat zone. So his customary shirtless anthropomorphic meatball look is only a go in towns.

    Cmon, screenshots!

  • The Hanged ManThe Hanged Man Once I ate a pizza so big, they gave me a prize. Then I threw up and they took it back.Registered User regular
    Soon as I'm home from work, sure.

    The body's good, but the face is just... generic Orc Face. I did what I could to give him a big piggy nose, but there were no options for modifying teeth. They give Tieflings like thirty different "one broken horn" options, but no tricks for Tusk's missing tooth.

    I'll play it enough to see the Acquisitions Incorporated content in November, and then go back to my indefinite MMO hiatus.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) Stonewall started with a brickRegistered User regular
    hey nerds

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    hi

  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    Nerds? Where?

    I dunno, I take you seriously on some topics and dick rider is your profession
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    in this box, it has two flavours.

  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    I only eat them when they've been attached to fruit by the foot

    I dunno, I take you seriously on some topics and dick rider is your profession
  • RainfallRainfall Dungeon Queen Registered User regular
    Can't do tonight sorry folks

  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    Sorry to hear that, hope nothings wrong.

    I dunno, I take you seriously on some topics and dick rider is your profession
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) Stonewall started with a brickRegistered User regular
    hey, you gotta take care of yourself

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