I just watched "The Venom Saga" from the old spidey cartoons, and even to this day I nearly piss myself whenever Venom says something like "Stop calling us that! We're Venom now" whenever Spidey calls him Brock. And on top of that there's this whole Rhino/Shocker story. There is absolutely no reason that they can't throw in Rhino in the beginning of a movie. He was the perfect tool for showing how much more power Peter had in the black suit. I know it's a cartoon, but it's almost exactly what I would have wanted out of a Venom story line. Alot more action and getting things acomplished, and alot less relationship drama.
the sandman was supposed to show the power peter had in his black suit
i think the reason we dont have throw-away villains for short segments is because the screen time doesn't justify the special effects cost. at least thats how i reason it, even if it would be awesome.
Then they shouldn't pay mediocre actors big bucks so they can spend it on cool shit, eh? Besides, how hard would it be to do damn near the same thing as they did with Juggernaut in X3?
Every time she tried to talk to him about her career, he's all "blah blah Spider-Man!"
Can you really blame him?
"Look, bitch, I don't care if you sucked and now you're off the show. I just swung around the city at nearly 150mph ON STRING FROM MY WRIST to the scene of some asshole firing, and I am not making this shit up, VIBRATIONS at people. I didn't really care how many ears were raped by your goddamn play. Wanna know something, sweetheart?
I get to talk about my day until I fucking faint from not breathing. Not because I have superpowers and UNFORTUNATELY not because you're a stupid, boring, worthless bitch, but because I fucking saved the city like 30 times in the past WEEK."
Every time she tried to talk to him about her career, he's all "blah blah Spider-Man!"
Can you really blame him?
"Look, bitch, I don't care if you sucked and now you're off the show. I just swung around the city at nearly 150mph ON STRING FROM MY WRIST to the scene of some asshole firing, and I am not making this shit up, VIBRATIONS at people. I didn't really care how many ears were raped by your goddamn play. Wanna know something, sweetheart?
I get to talk about my day until I fucking faint from not breathing. Not because I have superpowers and UNFORTUNATELY not because you're a stupid, boring, worthless bitch, but because I fucking saved the city like 30 times in the past WEEK."
And if Kirsten were a proper MJ, she would proceed to kick his ass six ways from sunday
Every time she tried to talk to him about her career, he's all "blah blah Spider-Man!"
Can you really blame him?
"Look, bitch, I don't care if you sucked and now you're off the show. I just swung around the city at nearly 150mph ON STRING FROM MY WRIST to the scene of some asshole firing, and I am not making this shit up, VIBRATIONS at people. I didn't really care how many ears were raped by your goddamn play. Wanna know something, sweetheart?
I get to talk about my day until I fucking faint from not breathing. Not because I have superpowers and UNFORTUNATELY not because you're a stupid, boring, worthless bitch, but because I fucking saved the city like 30 times in the past WEEK."
Every time she tried to talk to him about her career, he's all "blah blah Spider-Man!"
Can you really blame him?
"Look, bitch, I don't care if you sucked and now you're off the show. I just swung around the city at nearly 150mph ON STRING FROM MY WRIST to the scene of some asshole firing, and I am not making this shit up, VIBRATIONS at people. I didn't really care how many ears were raped by your goddamn play. Wanna know something, sweetheart?
I get to talk about my day until I fucking faint from not breathing. Not because I have superpowers and UNFORTUNATELY not because you're a stupid, boring, worthless bitch, but because I fucking saved the city like 30 times in the past WEEK."
And if Kirsten were a proper MJ, she would proceed to kick his ass six ways from sunday
Seriously.
If it were comic MJ?
She'd point at her crotch, wave to Peter, and walk off.
He'd then follow after her going "SWEETY. I WAS JOKING. DEAR GOD PLEASE DON'T DO THIS I NEED SUPERMODEL SEX IF I AM GOING TO SURVIVE THESE PSYCHOS "
Of course, this problem wouldn't arise.
Comic MJ and Comic Pete communicate and are a good couple.
"So I punched this guy in the face so hard, I swear I heard this guy a block away say ouch."
"I got fired from the play."
"Want me to beat up the Reviewer and plant some stolen jewels on him?"
"Aww, Peter, you're such a sweetheart."
Every time she tried to talk to him about her career, he's all "blah blah Spider-Man!"
Can you really blame him?
"Look, bitch, I don't care if you sucked and now you're off the show. I just swung around the city at nearly 150mph ON STRING FROM MY WRIST to the scene of some asshole firing, and I am not making this shit up, VIBRATIONS at people. I didn't really care how many ears were raped by your goddamn play. Wanna know something, sweetheart?
I get to talk about my day until I fucking faint from not breathing. Not because I have superpowers and UNFORTUNATELY not because you're a stupid, boring, worthless bitch, but because I fucking saved the city like 30 times in the past WEEK."
And if Kirsten were a proper MJ, she would proceed to kick his ass six ways from sunday
Seriously.
If it were comic MJ?
She'd point at her crotch, wave to Peter, and walk off.
He'd then follow after her going "SWEETY. I WAS JOKING. DEAR GOD PLEASE DON'T DO THIS I NEED SUPERMODEL SEX IF I AM GOING TO SURVIVE THESE PSYCHOS "
Of course, this problem wouldn't arise.
Comic MJ and Comic Pete communicate and are a good couple.
"So I punched this guy in the face so hard, I swear I heard this guy a block away say ouch."
"I got fired from the play."
"Want me to beat up the Reviewer and plant some stolen jewels on him?"
"Aww, Peter, you're such a sweetheart."
Haha, that would have been 1000x better than that goddamn restaurant scene. If it weren't for Bruce that would have been completely unbearable.
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Every time she tried to talk to him about her career, he's all "blah blah Spider-Man!"
Can you really blame him?
"Look, bitch, I don't care if you sucked and now you're off the show. I just swung around the city at nearly 150mph ON STRING FROM MY WRIST to the scene of some asshole firing, and I am not making this shit up, VIBRATIONS at people. I didn't really care how many ears were raped by your goddamn play. Wanna know something, sweetheart?
I get to talk about my day until I fucking faint from not breathing. Not because I have superpowers and UNFORTUNATELY not because you're a stupid, boring, worthless bitch, but because I fucking saved the city like 30 times in the past WEEK."
And if Kirsten were a proper MJ, she would proceed to kick his ass six ways from sunday
Seriously.
If it were comic MJ?
She'd point at her crotch, wave to Peter, and walk off.
He'd then follow after her going "SWEETY. I WAS JOKING. DEAR GOD PLEASE DON'T DO THIS I NEED SUPERMODEL SEX IF I AM GOING TO SURVIVE THESE PSYCHOS "
Of course, this problem wouldn't arise.
Comic MJ and Comic Pete communicate and are a good couple.
"So I punched this guy in the face so hard, I swear I heard this guy a block away say ouch."
"I got fired from the play."
"Want me to beat up the Reviewer and plant some stolen jewels on him?"
"Aww, Peter, you're such a sweetheart."
Haha, that would have been 1000x better than that goddamn restaurant scene. If it weren't for Bruce that would have been completely unbearable.
Every time she tried to talk to him about her career, he's all "blah blah Spider-Man!"
Can you really blame him?
"Look, bitch, I don't care if you sucked and now you're off the show. I just swung around the city at nearly 150mph ON STRING FROM MY WRIST to the scene of some asshole firing, and I am not making this shit up, VIBRATIONS at people. I didn't really care how many ears were raped by your goddamn play. Wanna know something, sweetheart?
I get to talk about my day until I fucking faint from not breathing. Not because I have superpowers and UNFORTUNATELY not because you're a stupid, boring, worthless bitch, but because I fucking saved the city like 30 times in the past WEEK."
And if Kirsten were a proper MJ, she would proceed to kick his ass six ways from sunday
Seriously.
If it were comic MJ?
She'd point at her crotch, wave to Peter, and walk off.
He'd then follow after her going "SWEETY. I WAS JOKING. DEAR GOD PLEASE DON'T DO THIS I NEED SUPERMODEL SEX IF I AM GOING TO SURVIVE THESE PSYCHOS "
Of course, this problem wouldn't arise.
Comic MJ and Comic Pete communicate and are a good couple.
"So I punched this guy in the face so hard, I swear I heard this guy a block away say ouch."
"I got fired from the play."
"Want me to beat up the Reviewer and plant some stolen jewels on him?"
"Aww, Peter, you're such a sweetheart."
Haha, that would have been 1000x better than that goddamn restaurant scene. If it weren't for Bruce that would have been completely unbearable.
" WHY DID YOU DO THAT THAT WAS OUR KISS"
"You mean the one that happened when you were dating Harry and didn't know I was Spider-man? The one that you cheated on your boyfriend with, and then later turned me down, despite the fact we were the same person and you were just being a bitch?"
And if he had known about it.
"The one you had with your ex-fiancee?"
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Every time she tried to talk to him about her career, he's all "blah blah Spider-Man!"
Can you really blame him?
"Look, bitch, I don't care if you sucked and now you're off the show. I just swung around the city at nearly 150mph ON STRING FROM MY WRIST to the scene of some asshole firing, and I am not making this shit up, VIBRATIONS at people. I didn't really care how many ears were raped by your goddamn play. Wanna know something, sweetheart?
I get to talk about my day until I fucking faint from not breathing. Not because I have superpowers and UNFORTUNATELY not because you're a stupid, boring, worthless bitch, but because I fucking saved the city like 30 times in the past WEEK."
And if Kirsten were a proper MJ, she would proceed to kick his ass six ways from sunday
Seriously.
If it were comic MJ?
She'd point at her crotch, wave to Peter, and walk off.
He'd then follow after her going "SWEETY. I WAS JOKING. DEAR GOD PLEASE DON'T DO THIS I NEED SUPERMODEL SEX IF I AM GOING TO SURVIVE THESE PSYCHOS "
Of course, this problem wouldn't arise.
Comic MJ and Comic Pete communicate and are a good couple.
"So I punched this guy in the face so hard, I swear I heard this guy a block away say ouch."
"I got fired from the play."
"Want me to beat up the Reviewer and plant some stolen jewels on him?"
"Aww, Peter, you're such a sweetheart."
Haha, that would have been 1000x better than that goddamn restaurant scene. If it weren't for Bruce that would have been completely unbearable.
" WHY DID YOU DO THAT THAT WAS OUR KISS"
"You mean the one that happened when you were dating Harry and didn't know I was Spider-man? The one that you cheated on your boyfriend with, and then later turned me down, despite the fact we were the same person and you were just being a bitch?"
And if he had known about it.
"The one you had with your ex-fiancee?"
The PA "Kirstun Dunst is kinda a stupid whore" has never been more applicable.
You people who think MJ was being unreasonable are totally blinded by your undying love for Spider-Man. I didn't find any of her complaints strange in the slightest. The movie was also trying (not so subtlely) to hint that Peter was the one who was completely wrong. See: Ring.
That didn't stop me from saying "Ooh, she got Hanked" during the jazz bar scene, though.
...so...uh...none of you have girlfriends...right?
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Guys.
He started talking about spider-man when it had nothing to do with the topic.
Another reason why I didn't enjoy it.
It was unbelievable.
"Yeah that's nice, kinda like when YOU ARE SWINGING AROUND AND EVERYBODY LIKES YOU AND YOU ARE SO AWESOME AND YOU'RE SPIDER-MAN, GET IT?"
"But, Peter, I..."
"NO YOU SEE SPIDER-MAN IS COOL"
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edited May 2007
Clearly, we're forgetting that SPIDER-MAN SWUNG IN FRONT OF THE AMERICAN FLAG.
Christ that was more painful to watch than the crucifixion by train in 2.
Every time she tried to talk to him about her career, he's all "blah blah Spider-Man!"
Can you really blame him?
"Look, bitch, I don't care if you sucked and now you're off the show. I just swung around the city at nearly 150mph ON STRING FROM MY WRIST to the scene of some asshole firing, and I am not making this shit up, VIBRATIONS at people. I didn't really care how many ears were raped by your goddamn play. Wanna know something, sweetheart?
I get to talk about my day until I fucking faint from not breathing. Not because I have superpowers and UNFORTUNATELY not because you're a stupid, boring, worthless bitch, but because I fucking saved the city like 30 times in the past WEEK."
And if Kirsten were a proper MJ, she would proceed to kick his ass six ways from sunday
Seriously.
If it were comic MJ?
She'd point at her crotch, wave to Peter, and walk off.
He'd then follow after her going "SWEETY. I WAS JOKING. DEAR GOD PLEASE DON'T DO THIS I NEED SUPERMODEL SEX IF I AM GOING TO SURVIVE THESE PSYCHOS "
Of course, this problem wouldn't arise.
Comic MJ and Comic Pete communicate and are a good couple.
"So I punched this guy in the face so hard, I swear I heard this guy a block away say ouch."
"I got fired from the play."
"Want me to beat up the Reviewer and plant some stolen jewels on him?"
"Aww, Peter, you're such a sweetheart."
Haha, that would have been 1000x better than that goddamn restaurant scene. If it weren't for Bruce that would have been completely unbearable.
" WHY DID YOU DO THAT THAT WAS OUR KISS"
The entire our kiss was kinda silly though. It's pretty much the same as why did you bone her? That was our sexual position!
Peter was a tool though to think he wouldn't get into trouble though.
Lets put it this way.
Kiss someone other than your girlfriend.
In public.
While your girlfriend is watching
Who is smokingly hot (I mean really exactly when did Bryce Dallas Howard get so fine, I seriously missed the memo)
That you know, well.
Who you haven't mentioned to your girlfriend before.
There's guys who actually want to break up with their girlfriend who would do this to break up with them. Exactly how did Peter think he'd come out unscathed?
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited May 2007
The fact that it was the specific kiss which was extremely unique, combine with the fact that it was their first kiss made it a much bigger deal than a peck on the lips.
But also, who could not have seen it coming that his girlfriend would be pissed?
Seriously.
Fuck.
I hate that shit.
SHE WON'T MIND OH DAMN THIS IS HOT LAWLAWLAWLAWL
EDIT: You know what? I bet the fucking batshit reasoning was because he was thinking "Spider-man is kissing her! Not Peter! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha freebie!"
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edited May 2007
I wouldn't be suprised if there was no reasoning other than a means to an end to get MJ to pash Harry.
The entire Gwen thing was just that badly done it's ruined the chance for her ever to come back and play a girlfriend role in the later films. I mean the entire Jazz club scene could of been done so much more subtely without pissing off Gwen and the entire "you did all this for her?" type line.
I can take a crying Sandman, I can take random retcons to the Spider-man Mytho's I can take bad costumes (hello Venom!) but the entire Gwen sub-plot really dragged down the movie for me.
Like all 3 movies I loved them while watching them but then am overcome with criticisms. That American Flag thing being worst of them all. Raimi is an asshole, he knows its an international hit film and shoves that bullshit in with every film.
The Sandman emergence CGI was amazing. But what kind of super science facility that ...uses a giant fucking super science thing has a small fence with barbed wire as its protection? No fucking steel fence? no cameras? Jesus Raimi, put in SOME effort here. Venom got ripped off for the most part, totally deseervd some better treatment. Was cool though.
But my big gripe? MJ is a hostage. AGAIN! Come on. Brock is obsessed with Gwen. Why isn't Gwen up there in the taxi? Why?
Plus just the lack of a central threat. Sandman had some major destructive potential and never used it.
The movie was simple enough for a child to understand what was going on even if what was going was completely stupid. Everything was, very literally spelled out. "Spider-Man stop us if you can"
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edited May 2007
I don't think I noticed the American flag thing. What, he swung in front of an American Flag? is that a big deal to some people?
I don't think I noticed the American flag thing. What, he swung in front of an American Flag? is that a big deal to some people?
How could you possibly have missed it?
I thought Rami was trying to be ironic. I mean, it was fucking ridiculous.
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When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
I don't think I noticed the American flag thing. What, he swung in front of an American Flag? is that a big deal to some people?
It was like, four full seconds of OMG AMERICA behind him, right before the final fight.
I had forgotten about it, but it was pretty cheesy. People laughed in the audience at it.
... I just growned like "Oh Man!"
Heh, here in Brazil the cowd started tossing popcorn and crumpled paper onto the screen. But then we did also break the window of the car Bush was on when he came here, so I cant say they like him much.
Yea, the American flag thing is old. Didn't he first use it right after 9/11? That is what I remember, and it was ok then. Now? Seems kind of embarassing to keep throwing it in there. Spider-Man isn't fighting terrorists. He is fighting Super Villains. I wanted to jump off a bridge when I saw that part.
That, and add the fact that the news reporters were getting way too much screen time with cheesy lines, it was just time they took away from Venom.
EDIT: You know what? I bet the fucking batshit reasoning was because he was thinking "Spider-man is kissing her! Not Peter! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha freebie!"
"Damnit, MJ! It was Spider-Man who was having a threeway with those Vietnamese hookers, not me!"
And boohoo about the American flag. Fuck, get over it already. All the Anti-America bullshit is so tired.
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EDIT: You know what? I bet the fucking batshit reasoning was because he was thinking "Spider-man is kissing her! Not Peter! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha freebie!"
"Damnit, MJ! It was Spider-Man who was having a threeway with those Vietnamese hookers, not me!"
And boohoo about the American flag. Fuck, get over it already. All the Anti-America bullshit is so tired.
O_o
That's...That's not what people are complaining about.
EDIT: You know what? I bet the fucking batshit reasoning was because he was thinking "Spider-man is kissing her! Not Peter! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha freebie!"
"Damnit, MJ! It was Spider-Man who was having a threeway with those Vietnamese hookers, not me!"
And boohoo about the American flag. Fuck, get over it already. All the Anti-America bullshit is so tired.
O_o
That's...That's not what people are complaining about.
See: Bridge scene in one.
Not even remotely comparable. The bridge scene was silly and unrealistic. What we have in 3, however, is Spidey happening to swing past a flag. Since there are, in fact, flags flying in NYC, it is not at all unreasonable to believe that Spider-Man would happen to swing past one from time to time.
EDIT: You know what? I bet the fucking batshit reasoning was because he was thinking "Spider-man is kissing her! Not Peter! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha freebie!"
"Damnit, MJ! It was Spider-Man who was having a threeway with those Vietnamese hookers, not me!"
And boohoo about the American flag. Fuck, get over it already. All the Anti-America bullshit is so tired.
O_o
That's...That's not what people are complaining about.
See: Bridge scene in one.
Not even remotely comparable. The bridge scene was silly and unrealistic. What we have in 3, however, is Spidey happening to swing past a flag. Since there are, in fact, flags flying in NYC, it is not at all unreasonable to believe that Spider-Man would happen to swing past one from time to time.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I think the "issue" here is that, on his way to save the LOVE OF HIS FUCKING LIFE, Spider-Man stops to pose in front of a giagantic American flag for upwards of 10 seconds, which is an eternity when your soul mate is about to plummet to her death.
Quit trying to make this about anti-whatever... the scene would have been just as stupid if he were stopping in front of anything. It just happened to be an American flag, which added an unneeded level of who gives a fuck.
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When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
Why are civilians being allowed anywhere near a site where a giant made of sand is fighting? For fucks sake thats a massive casualty waiting to happen. That news reporter? The whole scene looked like it was a set. I know it was a set. But it isn't meant to look like one.
Also, MJ and Aunt May both survived. That was a big mistake.
And how is Doc Connors finding out that it enhances the abilities of the host and induces anger? You know, at the wooden desk he's sat at.
But at least that bit of symbiote is alive. Though I'm sure he just forgot to actually deal with it in the script.
I think DarkWarrior makes a good point that there are definitely dumber things in the movie to be obsessed over than a flag. I had the same thought about the civilians in the final fight. There's a huge fight going on between super-powered monsters, with explosives being tossed around and a hostage facing imminent death, and right there in the front row is a mother with her 8 or so year old daughter. What the hell?
Why are civilians being allowed anywhere near a site where a giant made of sand is fighting? For fucks sake thats a massive casualty waiting to happen. That news reporter? The whole scene looked like it was a set. I know it was a set. But it isn't meant to look like one.
Also, MJ and Aunt May both survived. That was a big mistake.
And how is Doc Connors finding out that it enhances the abilities of the host and induces anger? You know, at the wooden desk he's sat at.
But at least that bit of symbiote is alive. Though I'm sure he just forgot to actually deal with it in the script.
There is a huge difference between suspension of disbelief and a poor directorial decision.
I don't disagree with you, I'm just saying...
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When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
EDIT: You know what? I bet the fucking batshit reasoning was because he was thinking "Spider-man is kissing her! Not Peter! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha freebie!"
"Damnit, MJ! It was Spider-Man who was having a threeway with those Vietnamese hookers, not me!"
And boohoo about the American flag. Fuck, get over it already. All the Anti-America bullshit is so tired.
O_o
That's...That's not what people are complaining about.
See: Bridge scene in one.
Not even remotely comparable. The bridge scene was silly and unrealistic. What we have in 3, however, is Spidey happening to swing past a flag. Since there are, in fact, flags flying in NYC, it is not at all unreasonable to believe that Spider-Man would happen to swing past one from time to time.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I think the "issue" here is that, on his way to save the LOVE OF HIS FUCKING LIFE, Spider-Man stops to pose in front of a giagantic American flag for upwards of 10 seconds, which is an eternity when your soul mate is about to plummet to her death.
Quit trying to make this about anti-whatever... the scene would have been just as stupid if he were stopping in front of anything. It just happened to be an American flag, which added an unneeded level of who gives a fuck.
i think its obvious youy don't understand the sacrafices people have to make for fredmo...
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i think the reason we dont have throw-away villains for short segments is because the screen time doesn't justify the special effects cost. at least thats how i reason it, even if it would be awesome.
"Look, bitch, I don't care if you sucked and now you're off the show. I just swung around the city at nearly 150mph ON STRING FROM MY WRIST to the scene of some asshole firing, and I am not making this shit up, VIBRATIONS at people. I didn't really care how many ears were raped by your goddamn play. Wanna know something, sweetheart?
I get to talk about my day until I fucking faint from not breathing. Not because I have superpowers and UNFORTUNATELY not because you're a stupid, boring, worthless bitch, but because I fucking saved the city like 30 times in the past WEEK."
And if Kirsten were a proper MJ, she would proceed to kick his ass six ways from sunday
...
...
...
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Seriously.
If it were comic MJ?
She'd point at her crotch, wave to Peter, and walk off.
He'd then follow after her going "SWEETY. I WAS JOKING. DEAR GOD PLEASE DON'T DO THIS I NEED SUPERMODEL SEX IF I AM GOING TO SURVIVE THESE PSYCHOS
Of course, this problem wouldn't arise.
Comic MJ and Comic Pete communicate and are a good couple.
"So I punched this guy in the face so hard, I swear I heard this guy a block away say ouch."
"I got fired from the play."
"Want me to beat up the Reviewer and plant some stolen jewels on him?"
"Aww, Peter, you're such a sweetheart."
Haha, that would have been 1000x better than that goddamn restaurant scene. If it weren't for Bruce that would have been completely unbearable.
" WHY DID YOU DO THAT THAT WAS OUR KISS"
"You mean the one that happened when you were dating Harry and didn't know I was Spider-man? The one that you cheated on your boyfriend with, and then later turned me down, despite the fact we were the same person and you were just being a bitch?"
And if he had known about it.
"The one you had with your ex-fiancee?"
The PA "Kirstun Dunst is kinda a stupid whore" has never been more applicable.
I know it was the character shut up
That didn't stop me from saying "Ooh, she got Hanked" during the jazz bar scene, though.
He started talking about spider-man when it had nothing to do with the topic.
Another reason why I didn't enjoy it.
It was unbelievable.
"Yeah that's nice, kinda like when YOU ARE SWINGING AROUND AND EVERYBODY LIKES YOU AND YOU ARE SO AWESOME AND YOU'RE SPIDER-MAN, GET IT?"
"But, Peter, I..."
"NO YOU SEE SPIDER-MAN IS COOL"
Christ that was more painful to watch than the crucifixion by train in 2.
But I did actually enjoy the movie.
Really.
The entire our kiss was kinda silly though. It's pretty much the same as why did you bone her? That was our sexual position!
Peter was a tool though to think he wouldn't get into trouble though.
Lets put it this way.
Kiss someone other than your girlfriend.
In public.
While your girlfriend is watching
Who is smokingly hot (I mean really exactly when did Bryce Dallas Howard get so fine, I seriously missed the memo)
That you know, well.
Who you haven't mentioned to your girlfriend before.
There's guys who actually want to break up with their girlfriend who would do this to break up with them. Exactly how did Peter think he'd come out unscathed?
Satans..... hints.....
But also, who could not have seen it coming that his girlfriend would be pissed?
Seriously.
Fuck.
I hate that shit.
SHE WON'T MIND OH DAMN THIS IS HOT LAWLAWLAWLAWL
EDIT: You know what? I bet the fucking batshit reasoning was because he was thinking "Spider-man is kissing her! Not Peter! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha freebie!"
The entire Gwen thing was just that badly done it's ruined the chance for her ever to come back and play a girlfriend role in the later films. I mean the entire Jazz club scene could of been done so much more subtely without pissing off Gwen and the entire "you did all this for her?" type line.
I can take a crying Sandman, I can take random retcons to the Spider-man Mytho's I can take bad costumes (hello Venom!) but the entire Gwen sub-plot really dragged down the movie for me.
Satans..... hints.....
Like all 3 movies I loved them while watching them but then am overcome with criticisms. That American Flag thing being worst of them all. Raimi is an asshole, he knows its an international hit film and shoves that bullshit in with every film.
The Sandman emergence CGI was amazing. But what kind of super science facility that ...uses a giant fucking super science thing has a small fence with barbed wire as its protection? No fucking steel fence? no cameras? Jesus Raimi, put in SOME effort here. Venom got ripped off for the most part, totally deseervd some better treatment. Was cool though.
But my big gripe? MJ is a hostage. AGAIN! Come on. Brock is obsessed with Gwen. Why isn't Gwen up there in the taxi? Why?
Plus just the lack of a central threat. Sandman had some major destructive potential and never used it.
I still liked Venom though.
How could you possibly have missed it?
I thought Rami was trying to be ironic. I mean, it was fucking ridiculous.
It was like, four full seconds of OMG AMERICA behind him, right before the final fight.
I had forgotten about it, but it was pretty cheesy. People laughed in the audience at it.
... I just growned like "Oh Man!"
Heh, here in Brazil the cowd started tossing popcorn and crumpled paper onto the screen. But then we did also break the window of the car Bush was on when he came here, so I cant say they like him much.
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That, and add the fact that the news reporters were getting way too much screen time with cheesy lines, it was just time they took away from Venom.
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And boohoo about the American flag. Fuck, get over it already. All the Anti-America bullshit is so tired.
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That's...That's not what people are complaining about.
See: Bridge scene in one.
Not even remotely comparable. The bridge scene was silly and unrealistic. What we have in 3, however, is Spidey happening to swing past a flag. Since there are, in fact, flags flying in NYC, it is not at all unreasonable to believe that Spider-Man would happen to swing past one from time to time.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I think the "issue" here is that, on his way to save the LOVE OF HIS FUCKING LIFE, Spider-Man stops to pose in front of a giagantic American flag for upwards of 10 seconds, which is an eternity when your soul mate is about to plummet to her death.
Quit trying to make this about anti-whatever... the scene would have been just as stupid if he were stopping in front of anything. It just happened to be an American flag, which added an unneeded level of who gives a fuck.
"You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us" NewYorker bullshit
or some shit from the first one
I hated that
Why are civilians being allowed anywhere near a site where a giant made of sand is fighting? For fucks sake thats a massive casualty waiting to happen. That news reporter? The whole scene looked like it was a set. I know it was a set. But it isn't meant to look like one.
Also, MJ and Aunt May both survived. That was a big mistake.
And how is Doc Connors finding out that it enhances the abilities of the host and induces anger? You know, at the wooden desk he's sat at.
But at least that bit of symbiote is alive. Though I'm sure he just forgot to actually deal with it in the script.
I think DarkWarrior makes a good point that there are definitely dumber things in the movie to be obsessed over than a flag. I had the same thought about the civilians in the final fight. There's a huge fight going on between super-powered monsters, with explosives being tossed around and a hostage facing imminent death, and right there in the front row is a mother with her 8 or so year old daughter. What the hell?
There is a huge difference between suspension of disbelief and a poor directorial decision.
I don't disagree with you, I'm just saying...
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