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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I threw up a stink that everyone up front could wear summer clothes.

    They told me I could wear a sundress too.

    I'm thinking about it.

    do it for men everywhere yearning to breathe free

    My conservative formal Indian bosses would probably scream at the office manager for even offering it to me.

    not your problem? :P

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »

    is there any anime that is Hieryonmus Bosch adjacent because I'm only capable of learning through anime

    Disgusting

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I've said it before that if not for bullshit social culture I'd totally wear a sundress in the woods. It's comfortable and practical.

    Also I can air out my junk.

    why can't you wear it in the woods?

    you worried the trees are gonna start some shit?

    I'm worried the other people there might.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i should watch bosch

    but also i have like a million things to watch

    but it'll be on the list for sure

    Its really well done and full of "oh shit its that guy!"

    I think people write it off because its a cop show, but its more of a murder mystery thing, not case of the week and they spend time on individual characters and beats. Plus Titus Welliver really pulls off Bosch, just super dedicated but lacking even the smallest amount of people skills.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    on the compound you can wear whatever you want

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    No, no. None of that STNG men in skirts shit.

    Krathoon on
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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    I have no interest in wearing a skirt or dress. I'd wear a traditional kilt for a formal occasion sure. But there's little benefit that wouldn't be achieved with shorts or light pants without the drawbacks. If I was female I'd only wear skirts/dresses for aesthetic reasons and my body (and I think most men's) aren't going to be especially flattered by most skirt/dress styles.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I threw up a stink that everyone up front could wear summer clothes.

    They told me I could wear a sundress too.

    I'm thinking about it.

    do it for men everywhere yearning to breathe free

    My conservative formal Indian bosses would probably scream at the office manager for even offering it to me.

    not your problem? :P

    Yeah I know it.

    It's almost worth it.

    But then I'd have to actually buy a dress. And learn a whole new sizing system for my body. And not have pockets. (Where the fuck am I going to buy a dress that fits a tall fat dude?)

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I wouldn't wear a dress in the woods, you need pants so the ticks don't crawl up in your junk.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I've said it before that if not for bullshit social culture I'd totally wear a sundress in the woods. It's comfortable and practical.

    Also I can air out my junk.

    why can't you wear it in the woods?

    you worried the trees are gonna start some shit?

    I'm worried the other people there might.

    seems like it'd be hell for ticks tho

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    3 minute turnaround time

    good job very efficient

    and even with a smidge of content

    good show good show

    Yep this is a quality mid-tier OP. Quick, workmanlike, gets the job done.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I'd probably never go skirt. I like to freeball too much for that to be a viable thing.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »

    GET OFF
    YOUR ASS
    AND KNOCK
    ON DOORS

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I wouldn't wear a dress in the woods, you need pants so the ticks don't crawl up in your junk.

    we've established with me that doesn't affect them from doing just that.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    And not have pockets.
    Just the dumbest thing about women's fashion.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    I have no interest in wearing a skirt or dress. I'd wear a traditional kilt for a formal occasion sure. But there's little benefit that wouldn't be achieved with shorts or light pants without the drawbacks. If I was female I'd only wear skirts/dresses for aesthetic reasons and my body (and I think most men's) aren't going to be especially flattered by most skirt/dress styles.

    because current skirts and dress are cut for more female body shapes
    I don't think it's it's impossible, just our fashion industry hasn't ever been interested in doing it

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    then I gotta buy thongs or some shit too right, because boxer briefs probably are not super great for dresses

    oh no what's happening

    is this the future liberals want?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I threw up a stink that everyone up front could wear summer clothes.

    They told me I could wear a sundress too.

    I'm thinking about it.

    do it for men everywhere yearning to breathe free

    My conservative formal Indian bosses would probably scream at the office manager for even offering it to me.

    So that sounds like a win/win.

    Just "happen" to have your preferred summer clothes in your car for after the screaming and it's win/win/win!

    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    And not have pockets.
    Just the dumbest thing about women's fashion.

    Can't sell someone a $900 purse if they already have free pockets.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    then I gotta buy thongs or some shit too right, because boxer briefs probably are not super great for dresses

    oh no what's happening

    is this the future liberals want?

    Shave your legs too, wait you already do that.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    It only took forever but I have my correct medication. Oh but only a 30 day prescription from my doctor. You fucking assholes!

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    And not have pockets.
    Just the dumbest thing about women's fashion.

    Can't sell someone a $900 purse if they already have free pockets.

    Once we get the immediate misogynistic existential threat in Washington to go away, maybe that's the next Women's March target. Pockets are just a good thing

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    then I gotta buy thongs or some shit too right, because boxer briefs probably are not super great for dresses

    oh no what's happening

    is this the future liberals want?

    Shave your legs too, wait you already do that.

    I shave my feet currently because socks make my feet itchy

    I have 0 problem shaving my legs.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    God damn it.

    Bathroom posting.
    I am wearing my new distinctive red shoes
    Tremendous volume of poop
    Someone comes in. Coughs.
    Remember i have no sense of smell.
    Someone else comes in moments later. First guy leaves, says "watch out, someone DIED in there".


    Slowly slide feet away from stall edges so i cannot be identified...

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    God damn it.

    Bathroom posting.
    I am wearing my new distinctive red shoes
    Tremendous volume of poop
    Someone comes in. Coughs.
    Remember i have no sense of smell.
    Someone else comes in moments later. First guy leaves, says "watch out, someone DIED in there".


    Slowly slide feet away from stall edges so i cannot be identified...

    HAHAHAHAHA

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Pockets lead to pocket monsters

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Are you an actual clown y/n

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    God damn it.

    Bathroom posting.
    I am wearing my new distinctive red shoes
    Tremendous volume of poop
    Someone comes in. Coughs.
    Remember i have no sense of smell.
    Someone else comes in moments later. First guy leaves, says "watch out, someone DIED in there".


    Slowly slide feet away from stall edges so i cannot be identified...

    When you emerge after 20 minutes there is flower wreaths everywhere and some guy playing an organ and shit

    PSN: Honkalot
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I dont think you need a womens march to get pockets, sustained campaigns on social media directed at clothing manufacturers would probably work better

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Never is a work bathroom more busy than just when you are stinking it up.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    God damn it.

    Bathroom posting.
    I am wearing my new distinctive red shoes
    Tremendous volume of poop
    Someone comes in. Coughs.
    Remember i have no sense of smell.
    Someone else comes in moments later. First guy leaves, says "watch out, someone DIED in there".


    Slowly slide feet away from stall edges so i cannot be identified...

    The worst.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Sometimes I wonder if people have literal roadkill in their guts just waiting to come out in my work bathrooms.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    any man who doesn't wear a dress from time to time is simply helping to enforce gender norms

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    God damn it.

    Bathroom posting.
    I am wearing my new distinctive red shoes
    Tremendous volume of poop
    Someone comes in. Coughs.
    Remember i have no sense of smell.
    Someone else comes in moments later. First guy leaves, says "watch out, someone DIED in there".


    Slowly slide feet away from stall edges so i cannot be identified...

    When you emerge after 20 minutes there is flower wreaths everywhere and some guy playing an organ and shit

    https://youtu.be/lXQ03XUwe_s

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Some dresses have hidden pockets

    This woman I stared intently at from my vantage point seemed to slip her phone out of some magical inner crevice

    Actually I think it was her bra

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Sidenote: my youngest found out you can amplify a fart by sitting on the bench in the shower with a stream of water forming a gasket around your butt.

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Some dresses have hidden pockets

    This woman I stared intently at from my vantage point seemed to slip her phone out of some magical inner crevice

    Actually I think it was her bra

    She took off her bra just like that?

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I mean I guess it's theoretically possible Mario Kart still gets delivered by 8 today. Maybe the amazon tracking is just woefully behind and the game actually did ship?

    If I go the "buy it at best buy then return the amazon copy to best buy" route then I still have to wait in the return line at best buy. And also go into a best buy. But I can check if they have any amiibo too...

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