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OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered User regular
edited May 2017 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited May 2017
    Not even a zod picture

    smh

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I'll go to my pc now I'll do this for you

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    jfc castle, there are rules

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    @Feral what sort of promo thing was it? I'm interested

    fuck gendered marketing
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    get a fuckin zodd picture in there man have some pride

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    jfc castle, there are rules

    What it was 12 mins

  • AbdyAbdy Registered User regular
    There are RULES

    narwhal had ten minutes

    as the backup, my ten minutes are not yet up


    delete this thread and wait six minutes then post it again because I still won't be arsed to make a thread

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Rockets rockets rockets

    Real life Skyrim pictures and oil rigs

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Uh ok make a thread sure

  • AbdyAbdy Registered User regular
    Uh ok make a thread sure

    no I can't be arsed you'll have to be the backup for the backup

    but in five minutes

    there are RULES

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote:
    Smelling vaginas all day

    Is that what you think of me chu

    Hold on

    OTLC

    On "The Last" Castle

    Are you prepared to swear in open court that you don't hook up with lots of people??

    I refuse to let this quip go!
    *ahem*

    "Thank you, Mario! But our Castle is in another princess."

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Abdhy you have to formally cede back-up chat status

    don't nords have a whole fuckin ceremony for this involving a sword or something

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    There are RULES

    narwhal had ten minutes

    as the backup, my ten minutes are not yet up


    delete this thread and wait six minutes then post it again because I still won't be arsed to make a thread

    Castle this is not 'Nam, this is [chat]; there are rules.

  • AbdyAbdy Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Abdhy you have to formally cede back-up chat status

    don't nords have a whole fuckin ceremony for this involving a sword or something

    I'm not ceding fucking shit before my allotted time is up I know my rights

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    There are RULES

    narwhal had ten minutes

    as the backup, my ten minutes are not yet up


    delete this thread and wait six minutes then post it again because I still won't be arsed to make a thread

    Castle this is not 'Nam, this is [chat]; there are rules.

    Well, guidelines.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Word on the street is that the new hipster burger place e is open for breakfast. Sadly I went for a run this morning instead so I can't move, just lie sobbing and thinking of a full English burger

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Abdhy you have to formally cede back-up chat status

    don't nords have a whole fuckin ceremony for this involving a sword or something

    I'm not ceding fucking shit before my allotted time is up I know my rights

    Yeah ok Al Gore, its time to call it.

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    What was I doing for 15 whole minutes, one has to wonder.

    Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Twinkles or whatever your name is now!

  • Giggles_FunsworthGiggles_Funsworth Blight on Discourse Bay Area SprawlRegistered User regular
    Thread got closed before I could respond. You find any of the golf Korok puzzles @Donkey Kong ? They're great.

  • AbdyAbdy Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Abdhy you have to formally cede back-up chat status

    don't nords have a whole fuckin ceremony for this involving a sword or something

    I'm not ceding fucking shit before my allotted time is up I know my rights

    Yeah ok Al Gore, its time to call it.

    3 minutes

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I took it

    It is mine

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I think we all have to swear on our arm rings or something

    I don't know exactly, I don't watch Vikings for the politics I watch it for Travis Fimmell's enchanting blue eyes.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Tinkles

    There's no 'w', I've been informed

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i recognize this girl didn't blow your socks off but

    i love when i'm given the impression they want to go exclusive v early

    dating sux, rad people you click with are rare

    when i find one i'm like YUP I WILL NOT BE BUYING ANYONE ELSE DINNER FOR A WHILE LET'S HANG OUT ON A COUCH FOR LIKE 4 HOURS TOMORROW

    We did not click. She literally talked about nothing but her job. Her life is 70 hour work weeks and ordering in groceries. I'm the same way when I click with someone.

    i thought you were trying to keep your options open, flitting from one trendy bistro to another, sampling the various austin vaginal aromas

    I've been told I need to float around as a trendy single for at least 4 years total, because that's half as long as I've been in a relationship

    That's just what they — "they" — say

    Wait, I thought that's how long you're supposed to wait to call a girl after getting her number...

    So many missed opportunities...

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  • AbdyAbdy Registered User regular
    the important thing is that because he stole from me, I get to pull castle's lungs out through his back

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    I mean if you were gonna pull this you could have at least gone with "a [chat] about minimalism".

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    A Full English burger... this is the beautiful future we firebombed Dresden for...

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    the important thing is that because he stole from me, I get to pull castle's lungs out through his back

    see this is those nord traditions i was talking about

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    A Full English burger

    You can boil a burger?

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  • AbdyAbdy Registered User regular
    okay ten plus ten minutes have passed this chat is now legitimate

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  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i recognize this girl didn't blow your socks off but

    i love when i'm given the impression they want to go exclusive v early

    dating sux, rad people you click with are rare

    when i find one i'm like YUP I WILL NOT BE BUYING ANYONE ELSE DINNER FOR A WHILE LET'S HANG OUT ON A COUCH FOR LIKE 4 HOURS TOMORROW

    We did not click. She literally talked about nothing but her job. Her life is 70 hour work weeks and ordering in groceries. I'm the same way when I click with someone.

    i thought you were trying to keep your options open, flitting from one trendy bistro to another, sampling the various austin vaginal aromas

    I've been told I need to float around as a trendy single for at least 4 years total, because that's half as long as I've been in a relationship

    That's just what they — "they" — say

    Wait, I thought that's how long you're supposed to wait to call a girl after getting her number...

    So many missed opportunities...

    sorry VH, you mixed up one arbitrary number with another

    rip those dating opportunities

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Steaks from last chat thread came out well. By which I mean medium rare because unlike Castle I know that standards are the only thing separating us from savages.

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Also I believe the Nordic peoples were more fond of axes than swords because they were the original multitool and required a lot less metal.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2017
    simonwolf wrote: »
    A Full English burger

    You can boil a burger?

    technically you can boil anything

    simonwolf on
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    edited May 2017
    Yeah well guess what, Castle? I may not have made an OP in time, but I'm still making

    A ROCKET POST, BABAY

    Llllllladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages (and also anyone who identifies outside of the gender binary, I mean it's a classic intro but a little uninclusive, dang), SpaceX is launching a rocket in T minus 5 hours from now (7am Eastern, 4am Pacific, I think that's 11am UTC)

    It is their INAUGURAL national security launch, lofting a satellite for the National Reconnaissance Office. Because it's a defense launch, lots of information is kept on the down-low, including the mass of the payload. Nonetheless, a great many things can be inferred from the fact that the Falcon 9 fist stage will be attempting a RETURN TO LAUNCH SITE landing at LZ-1, a mere mile away from where it launched.

    We won't get any footage from the second stage, and there certainly won't be any public footage from inside the payload fairing, but all that means for us space fans is 100% uninterrupted footage of the first stage launch and landing attempt, awwww yiss. And in daylight, too! We're gonna have a good time, is what I'm saying.

    I may be awake for it? We'll see what happens. Otherwise, all the information you could ever need can be found in the Live Launch Thread over at www.reddit.com/r/spacex

    Don't get tricked into going to either /r/space or /r/spacesex, no matter how tempted you may be.

    BeNarwhal on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Oh neat thanks Feral!

    I now have a cloud I can ride in ffxiv!

    If I were a certain type of fangirl I'd be complaining it wasn't the right kind of Cloud

    Instead I will complain it's not a Quistis

    fuck gendered marketing
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    A Full English burger

    You can boil a burger?

    technically you can boil anything

    You can't boil ice.

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I can change the OP to rockets sux u kno narwhal

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Axes were the weapon of choice for the Norse, as evidenced by such testimony from the Vinland Saga as:
    Fuck wait for you to get it on your own
    Axe gon' deliver to ya
    Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
    With the non-stop, pop pop and Nordic steel

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