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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I was not ready for the complexity of the pot game in legalized states

    I'm at the same "One weed, please" phase of potsmanship I was in during college

    The dispensaries are nice! Usually a punky cutie pie will guide you through the process

    And then you pay for your drugs! You pay taxes on them! It's great!

    So, I really hate being Sold To. Buying a car is awful, and anything similar where a person is trying to spin or otherwise manipulate a business transaction puts me in full-on 'this is an adversarial interaction and I'm not here to make friends' mode

    For some reason, encountering that at a dispensary (the place in Boulder trying to upsell some not-great Fruity Pebbles) triggered me in a way that dealing with honest-to-goodness drug dealers does not.

    Like, this is supposed to be a respectable retail transaction! You have the labeled jars and the counter and everything, now don't show me that middle-tier garbo and tell me it's top-shelf!

    I mean the illegal dealer just presents the illusion of choice (probably just got a huge block of weed in the mail and they divide them up into little bags of "different" weed)

    I mean often they're getting it from people smuggling it out of legal states or Canada or California, so depending on who you get, you might actually be getting choices from an illegal dealer. It's not all mexican ditch weed.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Glengarry question:

    Is Ricky Romo a bad guy, or just one that embraces means of being successful? Are they exclusive conditions?

    He's a bad guy, he's dishonest and just a shit person, working against peoples interests to get what he benefits from. Everyone in that office is bad.

    Romo isn't unscrupulous within the mission of his job though, and everyone who fails to meet his level fails in their job.

    So is he bad? Or just competent in a shitty industry?

    He's playing Johnathon Price's character in the movie, telling him shit he wants to hear to get him to spend beyond his means and agree to it. And when he's discovered he tried to lie his way until the bank accepted his paperwork and there was nothing he could do.

    Romo is a bad guy.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Everything about retail is awful

    Nobody involved is ever having a good time, it's basically an engine of human suffering

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    you do get some pretentious ass budtenders tho

    when i went in the other day to get some flower i always ask them if they have any personal preferences

    the guy said "well i don't really smoke to get high anymore, i just like the taste'

    The parallels with baristas in terms of ranges in personality, level of expertise, etc are basically 1:1

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    as a grocery store employee,

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Yeah costco locks me out of some of the options I want, what a shame, that'd work out swell if I never had to deal with a dealer.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Also apparently 7pm is the absolute worst time to go to a pub. There's no one here at all. Did we lose a war?
    Yes?

    Is it 7pm where you are at?

    How is 7 a bad time to be out drinking?

    According to my friendly barkeep, it's partly because it's Tuesday. Everyone goes out on Monday because it's he first day back from work and then is too banged out on Tuesday. Makes sense.

    Also it's sunny out and apparently the Irish prefer to be outside to get cancer.
    You're in Ireland?

    Lucky you. I thought you were in Jersey. Go visit @Tav, and take your shirt off while taking a shit at his house.

    He will appreciate it.

    I am for the night. I would have met up with Tav if I had either more time in Cork or if I had time to make it to Dublin, but it's too quick a trip this time. I owe him a pint at least.


    can you feel the struggle within?
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    (i'm still not convinced that the qualities of high you can get from various strains are anything more than people being primed by descriptions)

    ((indica/sativa maybe))

    (((we really should make this stuff fully legal so people can study it I mean really)))

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I just saw an androgynous person in a topknot walk by

    I think the topknot is too out there for a modern haircut

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I was not ready for the complexity of the pot game in legalized states

    I'm at the same "One weed, please" phase of potsmanship I was in during college

    The dispensaries are nice! Usually a punky cutie pie will guide you through the process

    And then you pay for your drugs! You pay taxes on them! It's great!

    So, I really hate being Sold To. Buying a car is awful, and anything similar where a person is trying to spin or otherwise manipulate a business transaction puts me in full-on 'this is an adversarial interaction and I'm not here to make friends' mode

    For some reason, encountering that at a dispensary (the place in Boulder trying to upsell some not-great Fruity Pebbles) triggered me in a way that dealing with honest-to-goodness drug dealers does not.

    Like, this is supposed to be a respectable retail transaction! You have the labeled jars and the counter and everything, now don't show me that middle-tier garbo and tell me it's top-shelf!

    I mean the illegal dealer just presents the illusion of choice (probably just got a huge block of weed in the mail and they divide them up into little bags of "different" weed)

    'when Sketchy Kyle shows you two bags of the same weed and tries to tell you that they're two different strains'
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Yeah costco locks me out of some of the options I want, what a shame, that'd work out swell if I never had to deal with a dealer.

    Buying through Costco makes sense when they have what you want, but there's little flexibility.

    Like buying anything else from Costco. If it's what you want, you're getting a great deal.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    my friendly local dispensary doesn't do a bunch of Glengarry Glenn Ross sales shenanigans

    that would be weird

    i go in for the thing i like

    they go okay here you go

    it's a transaction from an establishment that sells products

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    you do get some pretentious ass budtenders tho

    when i went in the other day to get some flower i always ask them if they have any personal preferences

    the guy said "well i don't really smoke to get high anymore, i just like the taste'

    The parallels with baristas in terms of ranges in personality, level of expertise, etc are basically 1:1

    I mean my preference would be for them to be the same person, but no one's cool enough for that so somehow we don't have the best possible business practice

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Air reload? Hella cool.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    CostCo would be the best the pot dispensary because they already sell stuff like beans and rice and the like

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    These suffering weed customers

    Whom can they trust ;_;

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    you do get some pretentious ass budtenders tho

    when i went in the other day to get some flower i always ask them if they have any personal preferences

    the guy said "well i don't really smoke to get high anymore, i just like the taste'

    The parallels with baristas in terms of ranges in personality, level of expertise, etc are basically 1:1

    I mean my preference would be for them to be the same person, but no one's cool enough for that so somehow we don't have the best possible business practice

    Quick, think up a punny name for Starbucks and we will begin selling Cannacoffee. Get your grounds roasted and baked! Chai High!

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I just saw an androgynous person in a topknot walk by

    I think the topknot is too out there for a modern haircut

    Man-bun looks dumb. Like it could be redeemed as a top knot if they put effort into cleaning it up.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I was not ready for the complexity of the pot game in legalized states

    I'm at the same "One weed, please" phase of potsmanship I was in during college

    The dispensaries are nice! Usually a punky cutie pie will guide you through the process

    And then you pay for your drugs! You pay taxes on them! It's great!

    So, I really hate being Sold To. Buying a car is awful, and anything similar where a person is trying to spin or otherwise manipulate a business transaction puts me in full-on 'this is an adversarial interaction and I'm not here to make friends' mode

    For some reason, encountering that at a dispensary (the place in Boulder trying to upsell some not-great Fruity Pebbles) triggered me in a way that dealing with honest-to-goodness drug dealers does not.

    Like, this is supposed to be a respectable retail transaction! You have the labeled jars and the counter and everything, now don't show me that middle-tier garbo and tell me it's top-shelf!

    I mean the illegal dealer just presents the illusion of choice (probably just got a huge block of weed in the mail and they divide them up into little bags of "different" weed)

    I mean often they're getting it from people smuggling it out of legal states or Canada or California, so depending on who you get, you might actually be getting choices from an illegal dealer. It's not all mexican ditch weed.
    It also depends on the dealer, most dealers have a type of strain they are offering and a price for quantities of that strain.

    Some of the more boutique dealers will have some sealed jars and their growers will grow a few strains at a time.
    ...not that I know...or have ever committed any drug related crimes.

    <_<
    >_>

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I just saw an androgynous person in a topknot walk by

    I think the topknot is too out there for a modern haircut

    a topknot meaning, shaved on the sides, bun on the head? or something more extreme, like mostly shaved on top too except for the bun?
    The former seems good, the latter is for artists only

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I was not ready for the complexity of the pot game in legalized states

    I'm at the same "One weed, please" phase of potsmanship I was in during college

    The dispensaries are nice! Usually a punky cutie pie will guide you through the process

    And then you pay for your drugs! You pay taxes on them! It's great!

    So, I really hate being Sold To. Buying a car is awful, and anything similar where a person is trying to spin or otherwise manipulate a business transaction puts me in full-on 'this is an adversarial interaction and I'm not here to make friends' mode

    For some reason, encountering that at a dispensary (the place in Boulder trying to upsell some not-great Fruity Pebbles) triggered me in a way that dealing with honest-to-goodness drug dealers does not.

    Like, this is supposed to be a respectable retail transaction! You have the labeled jars and the counter and everything, now don't show me that middle-tier garbo and tell me it's top-shelf!

    I mean the illegal dealer just presents the illusion of choice (probably just got a huge block of weed in the mail and they divide them up into little bags of "different" weed)

    I mean often they're getting it from people smuggling it out of legal states or Canada or California, so depending on who you get, you might actually be getting choices from an illegal dealer. It's not all mexican ditch weed.

    Nobody is smuggling weed into the US any more, and in fact they're starting to find American high-grade headed south for consumption by affluent Mexican customers.

    The last time I bought weed from A Guy, he had 3 different batches and the Leafly pages for each strain up for my perusal. He offered one of those illuminated desk magnifying glasses and I was able to try before buying, all while sitting in a recliner and listening to curated jazz.

    It's about the experience as much as anything else.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I just saw an androgynous person in a topknot walk by

    I think the topknot is too out there for a modern haircut

    a topknot meaning, shaved on the sides, bun on the head? or something more extreme, like mostly shaved on top too except for the bun?
    The former seems good, the latter is for artists only

    you mean samurai.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Air reload? Hella cool.

    I can't tell if you're messing with me or not.

    The SE++ thread seems mixed. It could be neat, but it's not quite the supernatural finger reflexes from the books.

    Then again (Dark tower)
    In the movie he appears to have all his fingers.

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    edited May 2017
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    you do get some pretentious ass budtenders tho

    when i went in the other day to get some flower i always ask them if they have any personal preferences

    the guy said "well i don't really smoke to get high anymore, i just like the taste'

    The parallels with baristas in terms of ranges in personality, level of expertise, etc are basically 1:1

    I mean my preference would be for them to be the same person, but no one's cool enough for that so somehow we don't have the best possible business practice

    Quick, think up a punny name for Starbucks and we will begin selling Cannacoffee. Get your grounds roasted and baked! Chai High!

    My favorite coffee/pastry shop is called A Baked Joint, and its sister store is named Baked and Wired
    it is not, as far as I can tell, a dispensary, but presumably from the name if I wanted to ask about buying weed I'd have good luck, although who even knows

    credeiki on
    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Yeah costco locks me out of some of the options I want, what a shame, that'd work out swell if I never had to deal with a dealer.

    Buying through Costco makes sense when they have what you want, but there's little flexibility.

    Like buying anything else from Costco. If it's what you want, you're getting a great deal.

    I did find the one I was looking for after digging around.

    It's almost $5000 more expensive than if I custom ordered with the dealer, paid straight up sticker, and got negative value on my trade in.

    Like I could stroll in and make all the worst decisions while buying it and still pay less.

    The fuck?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I just saw an androgynous person in a topknot walk by

    I think the topknot is too out there for a modern haircut

    Man-bun looks dumb. Like it could be redeemed as a top knot if they put effort into cleaning it up.

    This was a straight-up topknot - completely shorn sides, hair tied double up like a samurai film

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    i never run into any like sales shenanigans

    it's just like

    here's this flavor, an 8th costs this, a gram costs this

    here's some specials, here's some edibles

    that's about it

    most places just have a physical menu you can look at

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    The baby puff of weed I had the other day was enough to get me juuust stoned enough to remind me that weed just doesn't do anything for me.

    I'm stuck with the sober life I guess :(

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    you do get some pretentious ass budtenders tho

    when i went in the other day to get some flower i always ask them if they have any personal preferences

    the guy said "well i don't really smoke to get high anymore, i just like the taste'

    The parallels with baristas in terms of ranges in personality, level of expertise, etc are basically 1:1

    I mean my preference would be for them to be the same person, but no one's cool enough for that so somehow we don't have the best possible business practice

    The greatest tragedy here is zoning restrictions preventing me from opening a boutique cannabis tea house with traditional Japanese aesthetics and a room to consume each in relative silence, with only the occasional cough and the sound of gently running water to accentuate one's experience.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jDuGUdgT7U

    Roland that's not how you reload a gun

    I can't decide if I think this is cool or not

    Help

    There's a door though! And some sort of Waste Land?

    Going with not cool. It isn't even a good flourish.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Air reload? Hella cool.

    I can't tell if you're messing with me or not.

    The SE++ thread seems mixed. It could be neat, but it's not quite the supernatural finger reflexes from the books.

    Then again (Dark tower)
    In the movie he appears to have all his fingers.

    It looks sweet man, and it never made sense in the books he reloaded fast. Being able to toss bullets in the air and have his revolvers catch them is very cool visually.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    my friendly local dispensary doesn't do a bunch of Glengarry Glenn Ross sales shenanigans

    that would be weird

    i go in for the thing i like

    they go okay here you go

    it's a transaction from an establishment that sells products
    two years ago in washington we went to a super professional place that was really helpful and weren't doing any weird upselling
    this past christmas we went to a different one that was just the highest dude ever watching billy madison who was only upselling us in the sense that he kept getting distracted by different things and telling us how great it was because it was the thing he was looking at in that very second

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I was not ready for the complexity of the pot game in legalized states

    I'm at the same "One weed, please" phase of potsmanship I was in during college

    The dispensaries are nice! Usually a punky cutie pie will guide you through the process

    And then you pay for your drugs! You pay taxes on them! It's great!

    So, I really hate being Sold To. Buying a car is awful, and anything similar where a person is trying to spin or otherwise manipulate a business transaction puts me in full-on 'this is an adversarial interaction and I'm not here to make friends' mode

    For some reason, encountering that at a dispensary (the place in Boulder trying to upsell some not-great Fruity Pebbles) triggered me in a way that dealing with honest-to-goodness drug dealers does not.

    Like, this is supposed to be a respectable retail transaction! You have the labeled jars and the counter and everything, now don't show me that middle-tier garbo and tell me it's top-shelf!

    I mean the illegal dealer just presents the illusion of choice (probably just got a huge block of weed in the mail and they divide them up into little bags of "different" weed)

    I mean often they're getting it from people smuggling it out of legal states or Canada or California, so depending on who you get, you might actually be getting choices from an illegal dealer. It's not all mexican ditch weed.

    Nobody is smuggling weed into the US any more, and in fact they're starting to find American high-grade headed south for consumption by affluent Mexican customers.

    The last time I bought weed from A Guy, he had 3 different batches and the Leafly pages for each strain up for my perusal. He offered one of those illuminated desk magnifying glasses and I was able to try before buying, all while sitting in a recliner and listening to curated jazz.

    It's about the experience as much as anything else.

    Man, I don't smoke, but that would be a great way to get me to start...

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I just saw an androgynous person in a topknot walk by

    I think the topknot is too out there for a modern haircut

    a topknot meaning, shaved on the sides, bun on the head? or something more extreme, like mostly shaved on top too except for the bun?
    The former seems good, the latter is for artists only

    you mean samurai.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I was not ready for the complexity of the pot game in legalized states

    I'm at the same "One weed, please" phase of potsmanship I was in during college

    The dispensaries are nice! Usually a punky cutie pie will guide you through the process

    And then you pay for your drugs! You pay taxes on them! It's great!

    So, I really hate being Sold To. Buying a car is awful, and anything similar where a person is trying to spin or otherwise manipulate a business transaction puts me in full-on 'this is an adversarial interaction and I'm not here to make friends' mode

    For some reason, encountering that at a dispensary (the place in Boulder trying to upsell some not-great Fruity Pebbles) triggered me in a way that dealing with honest-to-goodness drug dealers does not.

    Like, this is supposed to be a respectable retail transaction! You have the labeled jars and the counter and everything, now don't show me that middle-tier garbo and tell me it's top-shelf!

    I mean the illegal dealer just presents the illusion of choice (probably just got a huge block of weed in the mail and they divide them up into little bags of "different" weed)

    I mean often they're getting it from people smuggling it out of legal states or Canada or California, so depending on who you get, you might actually be getting choices from an illegal dealer. It's not all mexican ditch weed.

    Nobody is smuggling weed into the US any more, and in fact they're starting to find American high-grade headed south for consumption by affluent Mexican customers.

    The last time I bought weed from A Guy, he had 3 different batches and the Leafly pages for each strain up for my perusal. He offered one of those illuminated desk magnifying glasses and I was able to try before buying, all while sitting in a recliner and listening to curated jazz.

    It's about the experience as much as anything else.

    I admit this beats the supermarket tires barista vine of most stores

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Cool. Maybe they can stop crime with hidden katana.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    edited May 2017
    TL DR wrote: »
    you do get some pretentious ass budtenders tho

    when i went in the other day to get some flower i always ask them if they have any personal preferences

    the guy said "well i don't really smoke to get high anymore, i just like the taste'

    The parallels with baristas in terms of ranges in personality, level of expertise, etc are basically 1:1

    Nah, baristas are still worse

    Is there anything worse than a barista taking 30 seconds to draw an elaborate flower in foam in your drink... and then immediately slapping a plastic lid over it?

    It's just them servicing their own pretension, and half the time they still can't make a decent drink.

    Kana on
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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jDuGUdgT7U

    Roland that's not how you reload a gun

    I can't decide if I think this is cool or not

    Help

    There's a door though! And some sort of Waste Land?

    Going with not cool. It isn't even a good flourish.

    Yeah that is disheartening Last Action Hero level bad flourish.

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Glengarry question:

    Is Ricky Romo a bad guy, or just one that embraces means of being successful? Are they exclusive conditions?

    He's a bad guy, he's dishonest and just a shit person, working against peoples interests to get what he benefits from. Everyone in that office is bad.

    Romo isn't unscrupulous within the mission of his job though, and everyone who fails to meet his level fails in their job.

    So is he bad? Or just competent in a shitty industry?

    He's playing Johnathon Price's character in the movie, telling him shit he wants to hear to get him to spend beyond his means and agree to it. And when he's discovered he tried to lie his way until the bank accepted his paperwork and there was nothing he could do.

    Romo is a bad guy.

    I read this chain halfway through and wondered how I had missed a movie starring Tony Romo.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i have low expectations for the dark tower film

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