Burg Allegiance [chat]

spool32

There are many fast food / fast casual burger chains

All of them are terrible - except the one YOU like.

Choose your allegiance, burg warriors of [chat], and take the field for honor, glory, and heart conditions!

Delmain

Five Guys - which guy makes the fries? shame him!

Hmm... better.

Xaquin

no checkers

that's twice you've failed today

milski

Whataboner

spool32

Your Local Joint - be honest, it's still awful

Xaquin wrote: »

no checkers

It's your terrible local regional shite!

Couscous

Whataburger - if you call it waterburger again so help me I'll

McDonald's-Nobody ever got fired for buying a McDonald's.

milski

spool32 wrote: »

Xaquin wrote: »

no checkers

It's your terrible local regional shite!

It's national you sorry excuse for a gastronaut

Aioua

Your Local Joint - be honest, it's still awful

I do like whattaburger tho

good thing it's 1000 miles away my heart couldn't take it

Aioua

Your Local Joint - be honest, it's still awful

milski wrote: »

spool32 wrote: »

Xaquin wrote: »

no checkers

It's your terrible local regional shite!

It's national you sorry excuse for a gastronaut

I've never seen a checkers

Delmain

Five Guys - which guy makes the fries? shame him!

TIL Checkers/Rally's is headquartered in my hometown

Xaquin

spool32 wrote: »

Xaquin wrote: »

no checkers

It's your terrible local regional shite!

they're in 28 states!

Jubal77

Wendys - cheap and square

If it is just burgers then it is Wendy's hands down.

tyrannus

In n Out - seriously, don't order the kool-aid

where's the poll option for "spool failed"

oh wait that's not an option that's a given

Couscous

Whataburger - if you call it waterburger again so help me I'll

But why buy from a joint when making hamburgers is really easy?

milski

Delmain wrote: »

TIL Checkers/Rally's is headquartered in my hometown

It's headquartered in the hometown of my heart.

And Florida I guess

RMS Oceanic

In n Out - seriously, don't order the kool-aid

Double burg and fries and drinks for five adults for $35. Good job.

BronzeKoopa

Wendys - cheap and square

Got to go with my girl Wendy.

https://twitter.com/Ozumii_Wizard/status/858210372439777280

Styrofoam Sammich

No White castle no vote

Delmain

Five Guys - which guy makes the fries? shame him!

Wendy's was a close #2 but for burgers alone, I gotta give it to Five Guys.

Everything at Wendy's other than burgers is better than Five Guys

Preacher

I only like artisanal burgers made by hand crafted peoples.

BSoB

Whataburger - if you call it waterburger again so help me I'll

Whataburger actually tastes good, but they take fucking forever.

Like, its been 10 seconds since I pulled up to the window. I should be complaining about how my order is wrong by now.

Jubal77

Wendys - cheap and square

Preacher wrote: »

I only like artisanal burgers made from hand crafted peoples.

I knew it!

Eddy

Shake Shack - like the school cafeteria, but the employees are a paid slightly more

Couscous wrote: »

But why buy from a joint when making hamburgers is really easy?

I don't have a vent hood nor the culinary thumb

Delmain

Five Guys - which guy makes the fries? shame him!

Also I like that McDonald's is on the list just to get 0 votes for 100 pages, but Burger King isn't even listed because it's not funny to waste two slots on the same joke.

Couscous

Whataburger - if you call it waterburger again so help me I'll

Jubal77 wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

I only like artisanal burgers made from hand crafted peoples.

I knew it!

So that is why you can't get good Native American burgers outside of areas with Native Americans.

Styrofoam Sammich

Fiamma Burger up here in Bellingham is where it's at

Preacher

@Pony

Man if you had Xpac in the Methpool well it was an easy win.

http://deadspin.com/cops-x-pac-was-trafficking-meth-out-of-lax-1794845772

Sir Landshark

two fucking threads

you're wasting good bytes of data

Sleep

Five Guys - which guy makes the fries? shame him!

Element Brian wrote: »

TL DR wrote: »

SniperGuy wrote: »

Casual Eddy wrote: »

TL DR wrote: »

Casual Eddy wrote: »

Atomika wrote: »

I was not ready for the complexity of the pot game in legalized states

I'm at the same "One weed, please" phase of potsmanship I was in during college

The dispensaries are nice! Usually a punky cutie pie will guide you through the process

And then you pay for your drugs! You pay taxes on them! It's great!

So, I really hate being Sold To. Buying a car is awful, and anything similar where a person is trying to spin or otherwise manipulate a business transaction puts me in full-on 'this is an adversarial interaction and I'm not here to make friends' mode

For some reason, encountering that at a dispensary (the place in Boulder trying to upsell some not-great Fruity Pebbles) triggered me in a way that dealing with honest-to-goodness drug dealers does not.

Like, this is supposed to be a respectable retail transaction! You have the labeled jars and the counter and everything, now don't show me that middle-tier garbo and tell me it's top-shelf!

I mean the illegal dealer just presents the illusion of choice (probably just got a huge block of weed in the mail and they divide them up into little bags of "different" weed)

I mean often they're getting it from people smuggling it out of legal states or Canada or California, so depending on who you get, you might actually be getting choices from an illegal dealer. It's not all mexican ditch weed.

Nobody is smuggling weed into the US any more, and in fact they're starting to find American high-grade headed south for consumption by affluent Mexican customers.

The last time I bought weed from A Guy, he had 3 different batches and the Leafly pages for each strain up for my perusal. He offered one of those illuminated desk magnifying glasses and I was able to try before buying, all while sitting in a recliner and listening to curated jazz.

It's about the experience as much as anything else.

saw someone at open mic night do a bit about weed shops recreating the classic weed buying experience the same way today you have like an old timey speak easy

Frankly I think it could be a sound business model.

Specifically style the place like a dealers apartment.

Hang out, shoot the shit, walk away with some green.

It would basically have to be an appointment based situation, but you could manufacture a pretty honest reproduction of long standing practices.

navgoose

In n Out - seriously, don't order the kool-aid

Delmain wrote: »

Also I like that McDonald's is on the list just to get 0 votes for 100 pages, but Burger King isn't even listed because it's not funny to waste two slots on the same joke.

Delmain wrote: »

Also I like that McDonald's is on the list just to get 0 votes for 100 pages, but Burger King isn't even listed because it's not funny to waste two slots on the same joke.

Bundled with Jack

Eddy

Shake Shack - like the school cafeteria, but the employees are a paid slightly more

I wavered between McD's and the nyc option

They make you swear and swear and you end up betraying one thing or another

milski

Sir Landshark wrote: »

two fucking threads

you're wasting good bytes of data

They're good bytes spaal

Jubal77

Wendys - cheap and square

Delmain wrote: »

Also I like that McDonald's is on the list just to get 0 votes for 100 pages, but Burger King isn't even listed because it's not funny to waste two slots on the same joke.

He put Burger King down with Jack in the box for some reason. Like two different places. But the Whopper >>> Big Mac/other McDs stuff.

BSoB

Whataburger - if you call it waterburger again so help me I'll

They put in a Five Guys in Abq but they don't serve green chile, so they lose.

Jubal77

Wendys - cheap and square

Couscous wrote: »

Jubal77 wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

I only like artisanal burgers made from hand crafted peoples.

I knew it!

So that is why you can't get good Native American burgers outside of areas with Native Americans.

Or that, you know, we werent technically allowed to leave the rez until the 70s really.

emnmnme

Whataburger - if you call it waterburger again so help me I'll

Preacher wrote: »

I only like artisanal burgers made by hand crafted peoples.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJbvg_jiL64

Hahnsoo1

Your Local Joint - be honest, it's still awful

I'll put in a good word for the local Carl's Jr. They put in the perfect ratio of lettuce:burg for a lettuce wrap. I don't know how they do it, and otherwise it's just overpriced Wendy's. But man, my local Carl's Jr knows how to make a low-carb diet sing.

This is definitely a local thing, as I've had terrible lettuce wraps from other Carl's Jr.

Couscous

Whataburger - if you call it waterburger again so help me I'll

Do you think people who make overly expensive food are scared of the day when people realize gold leaf is cheap and you can get it for like five bucks?

Blameless Cleric

Your Local Joint - be honest, it's still awful

I don't eat fast food really, so this vote is in memory of Best Burger, the best shitty burger ever to make it for a few years in that building no restaurant can seem to stay in in my home town

Neco

Where is the "I love Neco" option?

navgoose

In n Out - seriously, don't order the kool-aid

My wife says Little Big Burger is good. I've never had.